BS: GNU 50's nifty

Subject: RE: BS: GNU 50's nifty
From: GUEST
Date: 08 Mar 07 - 01:38 AM

Hey gnu - what great gnews!

happy b-day, and i hope you don't get any gnuisance calls or gnaughty phone calls!

best wishes

freda x

Subject: RE: BS: GNU 50's nifty
From: gnu
Date: 08 Mar 07 - 06:19 PM

gnot even any posts from some of my good Café buddies who would surely be gnaughty. Well, some of the posts were, but, I had expected more ribbing from some of the 'Cats what's been around a while. Of course, I suppose some of them are just too old or whooped to try to match wits with me. I have a number of wits I just can't seem to match up.... is that what being fifty is foretelling, foreboding?

Anyway... thanks for the good wishes. I truely appreciate every single one.

Subject: RE: BS: GNU 50's nifty
From: catspaw49
Date: 08 Mar 07 - 11:35 PM

I had to wait and see what had NOT been said because as you know it is important to Joe Offer that these birthday threads be different. I must say that being offered a shag was damn fine but your advancing years made the suggestion, let alone the act, a moot point.....and your moot is pretty short anyway.

Now here are some things that should have been said but weren't and putting them in assures a good, Offer Approved, thread.

Kiss My Ass
Bite Me
Go Piss Up A Slack Rope
Fellate a Ferret
Molest a Collie
Eat Shit
Run Rabbits
........and generally speaking, Go Fuck Yourself!

Happy Birthday

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: GNU 50's nifty
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 09 Mar 07 - 04:35 AM

Your birthday is now complete I think, after those Spaw felicitations!
G

Subject: RE: BS: GNU 50's nifty
From: gnu
Date: 09 Mar 07 - 06:18 AM

I wonered if the Spawntiff would give me his blessings.

Subject: RE: BS: GNU 50's nifty
From: Megan L
Date: 09 Mar 07 - 06:29 AM

BEHAVE BAIRNS

Granny