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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: jacqui.c Date: 24 Oct 05 - 09:19 PM Mick sweetie We know that you weren't involved here. Jolene was a resident of Maine and, since you have not set foot in theis area in a long time, we can rule you out. I think the fathers had redder necks than you anyway. (And they were more into Bluegrass). |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: John MacKenzie Date: 24 Oct 05 - 09:22 PM Aren't you supposed to be packing that computer? G.. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: jacqui.c Date: 25 Oct 05 - 07:49 AM Not until tonight Giok. The addiction is too strong (and sharing a computer with Kendall is NOT something that anyone wants to do!) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Micca Date: 25 Oct 05 - 10:12 AM The "Happy couple" are flaked out allover there New Hampshire Lovenest in a state of exhaustion, letting the puppies forage for themselves among the debris of last nights oyster ,lobster and Champagne supper, I THINK they are recuperating they may be just passed out |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Morticia Date: 25 Oct 05 - 11:24 AM I am not, repeat not, taking those puppies into care......I want that clearly understood by all parties. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Liz the Squeak Date: 25 Oct 05 - 12:26 PM Will the puppies be allowed to leave the country? LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: lady penelope Date: 25 Oct 05 - 12:27 PM Some social worker you are Morty! 'Tis your duty clear and true! Are you going to let a little thing like species get in the way of your true calling? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: ranger1 Date: 25 Oct 05 - 08:04 PM Not only has Jack managed to pick up Jolene, but he also broke up the marriage of a pair of possums and drove a couple of lemmings to suicide. He HAS been a busy boy! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Liz the Squeak Date: 26 Oct 05 - 04:52 PM 'Ah, he's just zis guy, you know?!' He's left a trail of destruction and doggiedoos across one side of the Atlantic,... any chance we can prevent him getting back to this? LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: ranger1 Date: 26 Oct 05 - 07:20 PM Nope. We've had enough. Your turn again. Unless we can "accidentally" send him to Australia? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: SINSULL Date: 26 Oct 05 - 07:38 PM I just found a dead bird in my shoe. Freddie says "Jack (or did he say Jacqui?) made me do it. Enough! Everybody to their own homes, countries, RVs, whatever. And someone get some Lysol for my shoes. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: pixieofdoom Date: 27 Oct 05 - 08:07 AM I can only apologise (and cringe in shame and horror). I'm a little out of touch at present as I have no internet access at home. Imagine finding all of this out in one hit! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Catherine Jayne Date: 27 Oct 05 - 08:54 AM Wait until you get Jack and his new family home Pixie....and YES you WILL have them back, after this holiday there is no way they are staying with us any longer!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Morticia Date: 27 Oct 05 - 09:03 AM We were going to invite you and Micca over for a weekend, but only when I know THAT puppy has been dropped off at Pixie's....he's not coming here. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Morticia Date: 27 Oct 05 - 07:00 PM Perhaps his Auntie Liz might like him? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Liz the Squeak Date: 28 Oct 05 - 03:25 AM I am still trying to track down the smell from the last time he visited... and one of the cats still trembles when he hears the name.... Still, he might be happy in Limpit's room.. that looks like one of the seven circles of Hell right now.... LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: pixieofdoom Date: 28 Oct 05 - 04:16 AM I've go impressionable young kittens at home! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: ranger1 Date: 28 Oct 05 - 11:19 AM What do you think SINSULL's kitties were like before Jack showed up? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Liz the Squeak Date: 28 Oct 05 - 04:55 PM Unless you've had more, one of your kitties is the same age as mine, being as they're brothers! Raven is no longer a cute kitten... cute he still is but kitten no more! My other two are elderly and easily scared now.... they're too old and set in their ways to be dealing with that pup. LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Col K Date: 28 Oct 05 - 10:49 PM Have the family from hell arrived in Washington D C yet? Have passports been sorted out for Jacks new partner and her offspring? I hope so, we cannot part them now they are so happy together. When will they be starting their own family, I am sure that Jack will make a very good father, both to his stepkids and to any that they have together. Some of the messages on here seem to cast doubts about Jack, I am sure that with these new responsibilities we will see a reformed character, with much less debouchery than in previous times. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Liz the Squeak Date: 29 Oct 05 - 04:27 AM Ever heard that thing about leopards and spots? I had a communication from South Asia this week... seems someone else is coming to stay. Says her name is 'Pin Kee Wan, Bubbles to her friends'...... LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: ranger1 Date: 30 Oct 05 - 12:51 PM So, is the little homewrecker back safely in the UK, or did he get held by Immigration or Customs or the bomb squad (or all of the above)? Has Jolene been knocked up yet? Inquiring minds want to know. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Catherine Jayne Date: 30 Oct 05 - 01:08 PM Jack, Jolene, Jacklene and Joe have arrived back here in London....they kind of behaved on the plane... I here rumours that they aren't staying here in London for long and that they intend to head to Brussels on a 'honeymoon'. I don't think the Belgians are prepared for their arrival yet!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: John MacKenzie Date: 30 Oct 05 - 05:29 PM Have Mooh and Lady McMooh been warned? G.. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Liz the Squeak Date: 30 Oct 05 - 06:10 PM CatsPHiddle - there is a strange smell in my car. It wasn't there on the way TO the airport..... neither is it the sort of smell I associate with humans... LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: GUEST,Travelling Jack Date: 30 Oct 05 - 06:43 PM I is not home yet. I has put sum more pickies in. I had fun at the cabin but that missus duck wouldnt let me near her leg again. Anyway, it made Jolene go funny and she wouldnt let me sniff her bum. I is going to find some more treeses, them uvers went red wen I widdled on dem. Jack |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: GUEST,me again Date: 30 Oct 05 - 06:46 PM I is making anuver link for der pickeis here are sum more Jack |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Liz the Squeak Date: 31 Oct 05 - 08:33 AM He may be an irresponsible little bugger, but he can take a decent photo..... Does the above mentioned 'Pin Kee Wan' know about Jolene, Jacklene and Joe and vice versa?! LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: pixieofdoom Date: 31 Oct 05 - 08:48 AM Glad you're enjoying your travels Jack. Evrything is fine at home so no need to rush back. I expect there's lots of people who'd be delighted to have a visit from you |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: GUEST,Travelling Jack Date: 31 Oct 05 - 04:03 PM I is in another one of dem caffy things and dey let me put more pickies in. Dey is of der geterway where my frends Mikker and kats were. I meeted dem dere and dey is looking after der puppies while Jolene and me are on our hunnymoon. Jack |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Mrs.Duck Date: 31 Oct 05 - 06:58 PM Why am I getting mail from stray dogs wishing to folow in Uncle jacks pawprints? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: John MacKenzie Date: 31 Oct 05 - 07:45 PM Hit the road Jack, and don't you come back no more no more. Giok |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Morticia Date: 31 Oct 05 - 07:59 PM that jolene doesn't look any better than she ought to be |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: jacqui.c Date: 31 Oct 05 - 08:39 PM She isn't. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: GUEST,Pin Kee Wan Date: 01 Nov 05 - 04:11 AM I found you darling Honeybunny. I come to England, make you good wife, we do thing with ping pong ball again. I make you lots of puppies and good home. Pin Kee |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Liz the Squeak Date: 01 Nov 05 - 04:34 AM OOOh! Looks like the cats among the pigeons there! LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: jacqui.c Date: 01 Nov 05 - 07:41 AM Menage a trois or an all out cat fight! Keep us posted.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Liz the Squeak Date: 01 Nov 05 - 03:14 PM Cat fight? He's doing interspecies as well? Surely that would make it a menagerie a trois! LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: jacqui.c Date: 01 Nov 05 - 06:01 PM With Jack nothing's impossible. I've never met anyone less fussy. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: ranger1 Date: 01 Nov 05 - 06:16 PM Liz, he's already been at it with an opossum. A cat at this point would it be mundane. I want to know how the flying squirrels in Bat Goddess's house fared after Jack was there... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Liz the Squeak Date: 02 Nov 05 - 05:59 PM Opossums? The dog has no taste! LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: ranger1 Date: 02 Nov 05 - 06:17 PM Ok, Liz, what's wrong with possums? They're actually pretty cool. They are the only North American marsupial, have more teeth (44) than any other North American mammal, and have a prehensile tail. I think that poor possum had no taste getting involved with Jack! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: John MacKenzie Date: 02 Nov 05 - 07:14 PM Skunk seems more appropriate for Jack the Lad. Giok |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: John MacKenzie Date: 02 Nov 05 - 11:04 PM Or a Woodpussy [ask Snoozy Max D Seigal!!] Giok |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Liz the Squeak Date: 03 Nov 05 - 12:44 AM I've smelt that dog.... a skunk would be a welcome relief! LTS (who really does like possums...) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Col K Date: 03 Nov 05 - 06:36 PM Nobody seems to have welcomed our Jack and his new bride back to the UK yet.Can I be the first (and possibly only) person to do so. May you continue to entertain us with your journeys and escapades for many years to come. WELCOME HOME |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Liz the Squeak Date: 04 Nov 05 - 02:48 AM Col - it's not yet clear that they ARE home.. there was mention of only a fleeting stay in London and then a trip to Belguim. Seems he either wants to take his Jolene on a honeymoon, or take on the Mannequin Pis in a competition... Either that or he's trying to dodge Pin Kee Wan who seems set on finding him.... LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Morticia Date: 04 Nov 05 - 05:06 PM I got a postcard........no stamp, badly spelled, covered in beer stains, not signed and with an unmistakable aroma of curry and winalot....couldn't make out the postmark. It said Send munny and my blue tablits.....and don't read the popliar press for a while. I'd say that it's either Jack or Micca.....not sure which. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Micca Date: 04 Nov 05 - 05:23 PM Not me Morty deah, as you know my spelling is |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Tinker Date: 04 Nov 05 - 05:26 PM Oh dear it appears Jack has left some rather poor behavior traits behind with Seamus.... Seamus and the Family Jewels |
