BS: Silly Silly Santa!!

Subject: BS: Silly Silly Santa!!
From: GUEST,Somebody's Secret Santa
Date: 21 Sep 07 - 04:20 PM

Is it time yet? Is it time yet? I wanna know so I can start giving my Santee obscure hints and otherwise making his or her life interesting!! Come-on Liz...get offa the pot!!

Subject: RE: BS: Silly Silly Santa!!
From: artbrooks
Date: 21 Sep 07 - 06:53 PM

Be patient...all good things come to he who waits.

Subject: RE: BS: Silly Silly Santa!!
From: SINSULL
Date: 21 Sep 07 - 07:56 PM

to him who waits or he who waits? And what about us shes (or hers)?

Subject: RE: BS: Silly Silly Santa!!
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Sep 07 - 09:42 PM

They also serve who sit around and drink beer while waiting.

Subject: RE: BS: Silly Silly Santa!!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 22 Sep 07 - 04:03 AM

I stay on the pot for another 8 days... the draw will take place the first week in October, so just hang on to it for another week or so.

And I'm not drinking beer.

SECSY
LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Silly Silly Santa!!
From: Megan L
Date: 22 Sep 07 - 04:09 AM

What about us who drink tea and wait?

Subject: RE: BS: Silly Silly Santa!!
From: JennieG
Date: 22 Sep 07 - 06:20 AM

Or coffee?

Cheers
JennieG

Subject: RE: BS: Silly Silly Santa!!
From: Severn
Date: 22 Sep 07 - 09:12 AM

"Wait for Liz!" is the only tip that can be given to the waiters out there. You'll have to exist on salary until then, washed down by beverige of choice. Or on pot, if Liz is willing to share. Be patient (in- or out-), until the Santy-Christ shall be reborn and reappear yet once again to save us all from cluelessness!

Subject: RE: BS: Silly Silly Santa!!
From: Catherine Jayne
Date: 22 Sep 07 - 09:18 AM

Fancy a sloe gin liz??

Subject: RE: BS: Silly Silly Santa!!
From: jacqui.c
Date: 22 Sep 07 - 09:19 AM

I stay on the pot for another 8 days...

Liz - what HAVE you been drinking???????

Subject: RE: BS: Silly Silly Santa!!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 22 Sep 07 - 09:26 AM

Not beer, that's for certain!

SECSY
LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Silly Silly Santa!!
From: Severn
Date: 22 Sep 07 - 09:30 AM

Is Liz too well-oiled to squeak, by this point?

Subject: RE: BS: Silly Silly Santa!!
From: artbrooks
Date: 22 Sep 07 - 09:39 AM

Got a bad batch of chocolate, did you? Can one get around to remove the seat?

Subject: RE: BS: Silly Silly Santa!!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 23 Sep 07 - 08:46 AM

No such thing as a bad batch of chocolate... only poor digestive tract health!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Silly Silly Santa!!
From: Leadfingers
Date: 23 Sep 07 - 10:13 AM

Liz - can I put in a bid for a Santa who DOESNT get barred from mudcat before sending my loot out ? Last year was a bit of a let down ! LOL

Subject: RE: BS: Silly Silly Santa!!
From: Severn
Date: 23 Sep 07 - 10:19 AM

What? You had an order of Hammond-Ex that the wait staff never delivered?

Subject: RE: BS: Silly Silly Santa!!
From: GUEST,ed
Date: 23 Sep 07 - 10:23 AM

Santa is a marketers marvel.
Most everyone thinks he is a good guy.
Even though he gives better gifts to rich kids,than poor kids.
:)

Subject: RE: BS: Silly Silly Santa!!
From: GUEST,SECSY LTS pretending to work
Date: 24 Sep 07 - 08:22 AM

Santas are as Santas does... if you've been a bad, bad boy, you'll get your just desserts. And I don't mean jelly and icecream!

I didn't get him banned, he got himself banned, so don't blame me.. Like I keep saying, I'm in charge, but I'm not responsible!!!

SECSY
LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Silly Silly Santa!!
From: artbrooks
Date: 25 Sep 07 - 11:18 AM

refresh

Subject: RE: BS: Silly Silly Santa!!
From: GUEST,LTS pretending to work
Date: 26 Sep 07 - 02:25 AM

I'm still not responsible!!

SECSY
LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Silly Silly Santa!!
From: artbrooks
Date: 26 Sep 07 - 06:50 AM

We know, Liz.

Subject: RE: BS: Silly Silly Santa!!
From: SINSULL
Date: 26 Sep 07 - 05:19 PM

Joy! Joy! Jolly John opened a store right next to Petco. MOre useless crap than even I could imagine. The best? A whole table of FREE THINGS! I fell in love with one item and convinced them to sell me a shitload as birthday gifts for the Getaway. They were thrilled to charge for a giveaway item.
This place makes the Christmas Tree Shop look classy. Rows of open tables with handmade cardboard signs and the worst icrap ever.
But the best is a whole wall of MAINE souvenirs. A whole wall!
PLease tell me who my Santee is. I am ready to shop!
SINS

Subject: RE: BS: Silly Silly Santa!!
From: Alba
Date: 26 Sep 07 - 05:25 PM

Oh shit this is bad News for some poor Santee...very bad News indeed...:)

eh Mary might be bad news for 2 Santees if this "new" store is open when I come up...*evil laugh*

Subject: RE: BS: Silly Silly Santa!!
From: Becca72
Date: 26 Sep 07 - 05:59 PM

Sins, Jolly John sells cars (Hi Ho).. The dude you're thinking of is Bob or somebodyorother, and I agree that it is a huge selection of shit. Did you see the flamingo toilet paper holder? :-)
My question is, why is it that all of these places to buy truly awful crap smell so weird? I am highly scent-sensitive so that's the first thing I notice about a store and that place smells funny.

Subject: RE: BS: Silly Silly Santa!!
From: Alba
Date: 26 Sep 07 - 06:31 PM

ROFL...Becca
Now those toilet holders sound...eh...devine. 'Pink' Flamingos I assume/hope?

oh and Mary notice the topic of smells has arisen again

Love,
Jude

Subject: RE: BS: Silly Silly Santa!!
From: bfdk
Date: 26 Sep 07 - 06:38 PM

Uhm... singing lobsters? flashing santas? I'm sure they'd look great somewhere in Scotland :o))

Liz... I was *good* to Limpit last year, wasn't I?? Pleeeze...!!

Subject: RE: BS: Silly Silly Santa!!
From: Becca72
Date: 26 Sep 07 - 07:14 PM

Very pink, Alba It was a statuette of a flamigo with one leg cocked up into the air on which to rest your role of toilet tissue. Very classy crap indeed. I'dve had one, except I cannot leave the TP out without it being shredded by 2 very energetic cats. Although...that flamingo might just scare them away from it... :-)

Subject: RE: BS: Silly Silly Santa!!
From: SINSULL
Date: 26 Sep 07 - 10:21 PM

Must have sold out, Becca. I missed it.
And yes it does smell funky like mildew or wet cardboard.
I particularly liked the tall sharp stake with a stuffed moose or lobster glued to the top. Must be for destroying Maine vampires. Or maybe for Maine Morris Dancers.

Subject: RE: BS: Silly Silly Santa!!
From: Peter Kasin
Date: 27 Sep 07 - 02:34 AM

I was very disappointed that I didn't get my Calvin Coolidge talking action figure last year. i don't know if I can even believe in Santa anymore.

Chanteyranger

Subject: RE: BS: Silly Silly Santa!!
From: GUEST,LTS pretending to work
Date: 27 Sep 07 - 05:03 AM

Chantey - don't say thing like that!! Don't you know that when you say you don't believe in Santa, another plastic flamingo pops into existence!!!

SECSY
LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Silly Silly Santa!!
From: Becca72
Date: 27 Sep 07 - 10:50 AM

Yes, Sins...those "hobby horse"- like things were pretty weird. You don't see too many Maine children galloping around on a lobster, really..