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Subject: BS: Don't Forget To Turn Your Cock Back. From: Nick E Date: 03 Nov 07 - 10:59 PM I made the mistake last year, so I don't want you to do the same. I had set back all the timepieces, computers, VCRs etc, but I totaly forgot the rooster. SO when he went off the next morning it was an hour early! LOL!!! It is also a good time to change the batteries in your ferret detector. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Don't Forget To Turn Your Cock Back. From: Slag Date: 03 Nov 07 - 11:15 PM You know, I've never tried that but what the hey! Sounds kinky but I may try it once. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Don't Forget To Turn Your Cock Back. From: Sorcha Date: 03 Nov 07 - 11:33 PM I would if I could.....sob sob. No cock. I'm soooo sad. So are the hens. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Don't Forget To Turn Your Cock Back. From: Amergin Date: 03 Nov 07 - 11:34 PM Uh....how does one turn their cock back? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Don't Forget To Turn Your Cock Back. From: Stilly River Sage Date: 03 Nov 07 - 11:57 PM This thread turns up when one Googles the term "Freudian slip." |
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Subject: RE: BS: Don't Forget To Turn Your Cock Back. From: Gurney Date: 04 Nov 07 - 01:34 AM Remember, if you do turn your cock back.... There was a young man from Tashkent whose tool was exceedingly bent. One day, in great trouble he stuffed it in double. Instead of coming, he went! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Don't Forget To Turn Your Cock Back. From: GUEST,BusyBee Paul "Away" Date: 04 Nov 07 - 05:20 AM We Brits are ahead of you, we turned clocks and cocks last weekend, and some men are still limping because of it! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Don't Forget To Turn Your Cock Back. From: John MacKenzie Date: 04 Nov 07 - 05:29 AM Cock a doodle don't |
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Subject: RE: BS: Don't Forget To Turn Your Cock Back. From: David C. Carter Date: 04 Nov 07 - 06:23 AM Stay off the Viagra! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Don't Forget To Turn Your Cock Back. From: TheSnail Date: 04 Nov 07 - 06:35 AM Has anyone seen my cock My big Rhode Island Red He's mostly pink with a little bit of blue And purple on his head He stands straight up in the morning And he gives my wife a shock [scream] Has anybody, anybody, anybody, anybody Anybody seen my cock |
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Subject: RE: BS: Don't Forget To Turn Your Cock Back. From: Richard Bridge Date: 04 Nov 07 - 07:30 AM Alas, I wish I could. He used to wake me every morning. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Don't Forget To Turn Your Cock Back. From: Victor in Mapperton Date: 04 Nov 07 - 08:05 AM My wife did many years ago after she caught me with the cleaner. There is still a slight kink to one side of it. Now I'm in the Autumn of my life I tend not to notice the effects of the damage so much. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Don't Forget To Turn Your Cock Back. From: John MacKenzie Date: 04 Nov 07 - 08:09 AM Vacuum cleaner? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Don't Forget To Turn Your Cock Back. From: SINSULL Date: 04 Nov 07 - 08:48 AM Very carefully, Amergin. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Don't Forget To Turn Your Cock Back. From: Metchosin Date: 04 Nov 07 - 09:03 AM Back to what? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Don't Forget To Turn Your Cock Back. From: John MacKenzie Date: 04 Nov 07 - 09:10 AM front? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Don't Forget To Turn Your Cock Back. From: Richard Bridge Date: 04 Nov 07 - 11:50 AM So, Vic, there are benefits in class consciousness after all.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Don't Forget To Turn Your Cock Back. From: topical tom Date: 04 Nov 07 - 11:59 AM Do you mean turn around? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Don't Forget To Turn Your Cock Back. From: Peace Date: 04 Nov 07 - 12:01 PM OK. I turned my cLock back. Now I can't read the thing. This is stoopid. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Don't Forget To Turn Your Cock Back. From: John MacKenzie Date: 04 Nov 07 - 12:25 PM Penis fugit |
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Subject: RE: BS: Don't Forget To Turn Your Cock Back. From: Victor in Mapperton Date: 04 Nov 07 - 12:30 PM Yes Richard, there is a lot to be said for a good scrubber. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Don't Forget To Turn Your Cock Back. From: Genie Date: 04 Nov 07 - 11:28 PM My computers (e.g., in my VCR and my laptop) have been wreaking havoc with my life by trying to set my clocks back on their own. Trouble is, they don't know that the gummint changed the rules this year, so they jumped the gun. I was late to one gig because of that (sitting at the 'puter blithely thinking I had a whole hour more than I really did before I needed to leave), came close to being late for a couple others (the machine kept resetting the time, after I had reset it, without realizing why the clock was wrong), and I missed recording a couple of TV shows I had set the VCR to record. With all these cyber SNAFUS, it's a danged good thing my computers haven't got their hands on any cocks to try to "adjust." |
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Subject: RE: BS: Don't Forget To Turn Your Cock Back. From: Valmai Goodyear Date: 05 Nov 07 - 09:28 AM Victor, did you mean the vaccuum cleaner? Lynne Heraud and Pat Turner have a magnificent but eye-watering song about hospital A & E reports on people turning up with injuries sustained during injudicious use of a Hoover Dustette. A good thing these are all unsuccessful as I wouldn't like to meet the offspring. As for the Snail's contribution - well, you can tell he spent his early life on chicken farms. Tootle pip, Valmai |
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Subject: RE: BS: Don't Forget To Turn Your Cock Back. From: Victor in Mapperton Date: 05 Nov 07 - 09:37 AM No, if only it had been. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Don't Forget To Turn Your Cock Back. From: Little Hawk Date: 05 Nov 07 - 10:41 AM I turned mine back just to see what would happen. Now it's got stuck there and it doesn't work properly anymore. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Don't Forget To Turn Your Cock Back. From: Little Hawk Date: 05 Nov 07 - 01:16 PM Yes, but they are great for wrapping fish in and putting padding into parcels for your Ebay stuff. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Don't Forget To Turn Your Cock Back. From: GUEST,Rog Peek Date: 05 Nov 07 - 01:43 PM GUEST at 12.59 was me! Rog
Years ago when we used to have a Sunday newspaper deliverd, I got up one Sunday morning to find the newspaper had not arrived. Annoyed to think they had forgotten it, I told my wife I was off down to the shop to play hell. When I got down there and complained about the lack of paper, the fellow asked if I'd changed the clock. I went away feeling a right pratt. When I got home I recounted my embarrassment to my wife, saying "Of course the clocks changed last night." "I know" she said! Of course, I long since stopped buying any sort of a newspaper on the grounds they are simply full of rubbish, propaganda and lies. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Don't Forget To Turn Your Cock Back. From: GUEST,Rog Peek Date: 06 Nov 07 - 04:05 AM This time I posted from work and forgot to put my name in 'From'. Think I'll give up! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Don't Forget To Turn Your Cock Back. From: Lonesome EJ Date: 06 Nov 07 - 02:36 PM I tried to turn my cock back once, but they told me it was out of warranty and I'd have to keep it. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Don't Forget To Turn Your Cock Back. From: GUEST Date: 06 Nov 07 - 04:27 PM Thanks Joe Rog |
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Subject: RE: BS: Don't Forget To Turn Your Cock Back. From: Little Hawk Date: 06 Nov 07 - 05:58 PM I was told that "that model has been discontinued". |
