Slang Words for Female Masturbation

Subject: Folklore: Slang Words for Female Masturbation
From: Jack Blandiver
Date: 06 Feb 08 - 04:39 PM

Men are famously well served with respect to choice slang concerning masturbation - but the opposite appears to be true when it comes to women. So which ones do you know, and from where?

Subject: RE: Folklore: Slang Words for Female Masturbation
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 06 Feb 08 - 04:41 PM

Oh dear this is a minefield, don't know whether to post, or run and hide.
Perhaps I should post and then run and hide.

Surfing the Spin Cycle.


That's it, I'm outta here.



G

Subject: RE: Folklore: Slang Words for Female Masturbation
From: katlaughing
Date: 06 Feb 08 - 04:44 PM

Already been discussed, in the middle of this thread.

Subject: RE: Folklore: Slang Words for Female Masturbation
From: Jack Blandiver
Date: 06 Feb 08 - 04:49 PM

1999? Too long ago really; I wasn't even online back then, and many people here now were not party to that discussion.

Subject: RE: Folklore: Slang Words for Female Masturbation
From: Rapunzel
Date: 06 Feb 08 - 05:09 PM

Was 'smack the pony' a real term or was it invented for the TV show?

Subject: RE: Folklore: Slang Words for Female Masturbation
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Feb 08 - 05:45 PM

I don't know...but there is an ancient Chinese (Taoist) expression for sex involving 2 female partners: It translates as "polishing mirrors".

Subject: RE: Folklore: Slang Words for Female Masturbation
From: Bill D
Date: 06 Feb 08 - 05:46 PM

You specifically need terms 'known to Mudcatters'? Or you just need a long list?

Google knows all

(search slang + "female masturbation")

note the last line

Subject: RE: Folklore: Slang Words for Female Masturbation
From: Amos
Date: 06 Feb 08 - 05:47 PM

I don't see why you need a slang term for it. Calling it what it is should serve in any reasonable context.



A

Subject: RE: Folklore: Slang Words for Female Masturbation
From: Mrrzy
Date: 06 Feb 08 - 05:51 PM

Amos, come on (*BG*), there are loads of reasonable contexts in which you'd say something other than a 4-syllable technical term... we always just used the male term jerking off. My mom says you can't use horny for women but we do that too...

Subject: RE: Folklore: Slang Words for Female Masturbation
From: Amos
Date: 06 Feb 08 - 05:53 PM

Well, in due chivalric deference, ma'am, I leave it to you to provide a slang term, as I seem to have none aside from the generic ones.


A

Subject: RE: Folklore: Slang Words for Female Masturbation
From: Mrrzy
Date: 06 Feb 08 - 05:57 PM

???Squirrels??? (Amos, go read that list! I never heard of ANY of these...)

I should have thought of Jilling Off, though!

Subject: RE: Folklore: Slang Words for Female Masturbation
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Feb 08 - 05:59 PM

I bet Chongo knows a whole bunch of words for it...

Subject: RE: Folklore: Slang Words for Female Masturbation
From: Metchosin
Date: 06 Feb 08 - 06:03 PM

Speaking of slang terms, I got a kick out of this:

Camel Toe

Subject: RE: Folklore: Slang Words for Female Masturbation
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 06 Feb 08 - 06:17 PM

Most of those terms from craigslist (via google) have the ring of male slang terms for female masturbation - except for "Jilling off" which I have heard before and has a ring of reality (no pun intended).

The term I have heard used most by women however is the same term as I think is most used by men for male masturbation "wanking".

Subject: RE: Folklore: Slang Words for Female Masturbation
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 06 Feb 08 - 06:38 PM

I refuse to reveal my sources.... but there's one for each day of the week.

Monday Masturbate
Tuesday Tickle
Wednesday Wank
Thursday Thrill
Friday Fiddle (or frig)
Saturday Special and
Sunday Squishy.


LTS

Subject: RE: Folklore: Slang Words for Female Masturbation
From: Bill D
Date: 06 Feb 08 - 07:56 PM

sometime ago...maybe 3-4 years... I read somewhere that there were franchised clubs in some locales where folks could pursue erotic activities NOT involving actual intercourse.

They were called "Jack & Jill" clubs, so I'd guess that 'jilling' was probably adopted as a term to 'fill a need' ...but *shrug*...who knows?

Subject: RE: Folklore: Slang Words for Female Masturbation
From: Bobert
Date: 06 Feb 08 - 08:04 PM

Think I'll take a pass on this thread...

B;)

Subject: RE: Folklore: Slang Words for Female Masturbation
From: topical tom
Date: 06 Feb 08 - 08:27 PM

I'm not touching this one!

Subject: RE: Folklore: Slang Words for Female Masturbation
From: Greg B
Date: 06 Feb 08 - 08:41 PM

'Winding up her little ball of yarn?'

(Oh the blackbird and the thrush
called from under every bush
keep your hand upon your little ball of yarn)

Subject: RE: Folklore: Slang Words for Female Masturbation
From: Sorcha
Date: 06 Feb 08 - 08:59 PM

I'm with Bobert. And I don't know any anyway.

Subject: RE: Folklore: Slang Words for Female Masturbation
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 06 Feb 08 - 09:00 PM

Not exactly a classic, but I've heard it called "a BOB party" or "talking to BOB."

BOB = "Battery Operated Boy" - which is a fairly common term.

John

Subject: RE: Folklore: Slang Words for Female Masturbation
From: Bob Pacquin
Date: 06 Feb 08 - 09:16 PM

You can talk to me.

Subject: RE: Folklore: Slang Words for Female Masturbation
From: Amos
Date: 06 Feb 08 - 10:48 PM

I think it is time to put an end to all the naivete around here once and for all. The following list is from the Craig's List post linked above, but I am including it here because ya never know when a server will go down and anyway it is the people here at Mudcat who need this information, obviously.

Okay guys and gals - here is the complete list of slang-terms for female masturbation. No, I didn't make the list up. I have to give credit to my cubicle-mates for providing me with the entertainment:

Digging a Trench
Doing your Nails
Dousing the Digits
Drilling For Oil
Engaging in Safe Sex
Erasing the Problem
Fanning the Fur
Feeding the Bearded Clam
Feeding your Slot
Fiddling the Bean
Fingerbating
Fingerpainting
Finger Blasting
Flickin' the Bean
Flit your Clit
Fucking Without Complications
Gagging the Clam
Gagging the Lips of Love
Genital Stimulation via Phalangetic Motion
Get a Date with Slick Mittens
Get a Lube Job
Get To Know Yourself
Get a Stinky Pinky
Going Mining
Groping the Grotto
Greasing your Hips
Grissle Rub
Gusset Typing
Having Sex With Someone you Love
Hee-Haw with wrinkled Mee-Maw
Hitchhiking South
Hitchhiking to Heaven
Hitchhiking Under the Big Top
Jillin' Off
Jocelyn Eldering
Let the Fingers do the Walkin'
Levy Break Limbo
Making Soup
Manual Override
Muffin Buffin'
Nulling the Void
Paddling the Pink Canoe
Pampering the Pussy
Parting the Red Sea
Pearl Fishing
Pet the Petunia
Pet the Pussy Cat
Polishing the Nugget
Polishing the Peanut
Polishing the Pearl
Play Poker
Play the Clitar
Play Couch Hockey for One
Play the Silent Trumbone
Playing With Her Pineapple
Playing with Mrs. Palmer's Five Daughters
Playing With the Man in the Boat
Pushing the Button
Pussy Soccer
Riding the Unicycle
Rolling the Dough
Rubbin' the Nubbin
Rubbing the Donut
Rubbing the Red Pussycat
Scoring the Hoop
Soaking the Whisker Biscuit
Spelunking
Spearing the Bearded Clam
Squeeze the Peach
Strumming
Strumming the Banjo
Surfing the Channel
Teasing the Kitty
Teasing the Tuna Taco
Testing the Plumbing
The Virgin's Release
Tickling the Taco
Tiptoe Through the TwoLips
Toggling the Bit
Tossing Pink Salad
Three Point Shot
Trolling the Bermuda Triangle
Two Finger Taco Tango
Washing your Fingers
Night in With the Girls
Airing the Orchid
Auditioning the Finger Puppets
Beat the Beaver
Beating Around the Bush
Brushing The Beaver
Buff the Weasle
Carpet Bumping
Cat Got Tongue
Checking for Squirrels
Clam Bake for One
Cleaning your Fingers
Clitters
Coming Into Your Own
Countering Cunts
Creamin'
Coming Into Your Own
Cunt Cuddling
Dialing the Rotary Phone

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Any questions? I now feel I am an expert in the subject!! :D


A

Subject: RE: Folklore: Slang Words for Female Masturbation
From: bobad
Date: 06 Feb 08 - 10:54 PM

Paddling the Pink Canoe made me smile - must be the Canadian in me.

Subject: RE: Folklore: Slang Words for Female Masturbation
From: topical tom
Date: 06 Feb 08 - 11:25 PM

I like "brushing the beaver". I'm Canadian too.

Subject: RE: Folklore: Slang Words for Female Masturbation
From: katlaughing
Date: 06 Feb 08 - 11:40 PM

Mets, lol!

I like titrivating one's tweeters...which we've always applied to upper regions.

Subject: RE: Folklore: Slang Words for Female Masturbation
From: Metchosin
Date: 07 Feb 08 - 01:23 AM

I'll never think of that song in the same way again, kat.

They missed one on their list - She Bop....courtesy of Cyndi Lauper.

Subject: RE: Folklore: Slang Words for Female Masturbation
From: Brendy
Date: 07 Feb 08 - 02:29 AM

Shaking hands with the unemployed..

B.

Subject: RE: Folklore: Slang Words for Female Masturbation
From: David C. Carter
Date: 07 Feb 08 - 04:47 AM

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

By Dick Van Dyke!

David

Subject: RE: Folklore: Slang Words for Female Masturbation
From: GUEST,BobL
Date: 07 Feb 08 - 08:21 AM

You've probably heard about the IKEA lesbian bed.

Self assembly - no screwing, all tongue and groove.

Subject: RE: Folklore: Slang Words for Female Masturbation
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 07 Feb 08 - 08:22 AM

Yes, I've heard "BOB", too.

How many of these terms have people actually heard real live women use?

Subject: RE: Folklore: Slang Words for Female Masturbation
From: Micca
Date: 07 Feb 08 - 08:34 AM

a certain, well known, female Mudcatter has a song about BOB, and very good it is too!! she "brings it out" so to speak at late night song circles!!!

Subject: RE: Folklore: Slang Words for Female Masturbation
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 07 Feb 08 - 12:05 PM

That's "Brings it out" as distinct from "puts it in", I take it, Micca?

Subject: RE: Folklore: Slang Words for Female Masturbation
From: Gervase
Date: 07 Feb 08 - 01:07 PM

The Penguin Cafe Orchestra have a track called 'Salty Bean Fumble' which alludes, I imagine, to...

Subject: RE: Folklore: Slang Words for Female Masturbation
From: GUEST,Guest: South Specific
Date: 07 Feb 08 - 01:48 PM

As my ex-husband once said to me: "Oh stop moaning, woman - and get your finger out!" Needless to say I divorced the bastard shortly afterwards. Jilling is pretty much standard in certain circles, and has never acquired insult status probably because female masturbation is invariably seen as a very good thing, certainly as erotic as it is empowering - unlike the male counterpart which is invariably associated with sad lonely guys who can't get their hole.

You heard about the compulsive wanker? He fell down the stairs and smashed his pyjamas. Says it all really.

Subject: RE: Folklore: Slang Words for Female Masturbation
From: Beer
Date: 07 Feb 08 - 09:16 PM

Maybe this fits here and then maybe not, but where else can I say it.
When we were in our teens early twenties the thing to say was. "Trying to get your finger wet". This was said to another male as he came forth with a smile or was appearing to his buddies after a date, walk home or simply a talk with a girl he was trying to pick up.
Beer (adrien)

Subject: RE: Folklore: Slang Words for Female Masturbation
From: Dead Horse
Date: 08 Feb 08 - 09:17 AM

So exactly how does any of this come in handy?
Errr. Answered me own question, really :-)

Subject: RE: Folklore: Slang Words for Female Masturbation
From: catspaw49
Date: 08 Feb 08 - 09:23 AM

I gotta' ask.............Amos, just who the hell are your cubicle mates? Unbelievable...............Karen and I each busted a gut over the same one. They are all okay and cute, some better than others as you'd expect, some really funny, but for some reason we were both literally doubled over after Clambake for One. Give the originator a special reward for that one!!!

Spaw

Subject: RE: Folklore: Slang Words for Female Masturbation
From: Amos
Date: 08 Feb 08 - 10:23 AM

At my state of alimentary decay, Spaw, they don't give cubicle mates. NErvous about liability, or abuse chatrges or something...

I have a door on my office. :D



A

Subject: RE: Slang Words for Female Masturbation
From: John J
Date: 08 Feb 08 - 12:14 PM

From a real live woman (not me!): Right Hand Manual.

JJ

Subject: RE: Slang Words for Female Masturbation
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 08 Feb 08 - 01:21 PM

Er- but what about the bar sinister?

Subject: Folklore: Slang Words for Female Masturbation
From: Jack Blandiver
Date: 08 Feb 08 - 05:18 PM

Who changed the thread title & for why?

Subject: RE: Slang Words for Female Masturbation
From: skipy
Date: 08 Feb 08 - 06:14 PM

Polishing the prawn!
Now, I am going to lie down in the small dark room with the sprinlker on, I will be wearing boxing gloves tywraped behind my back!
Skipy

Subject: RE: Slang Words for Female Masturbation
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 08 Feb 08 - 06:18 PM

Coxing the man in the boat.
G

Subject: RE: Slang Words for Female Masturbation
From: Mrrzy
Date: 09 Feb 08 - 01:45 PM

My son came up with this one, which I think is brilliant:

Jerking In.

Subject: RE: Slang Words for Female Masturbation
From: GUEST,misty eyes
Date: 09 Feb 08 - 01:48 PM

Fanny Power.

Subject: RE: Slang Words for Female Masturbation
From: gnu
Date: 09 Feb 08 - 02:27 PM

One of the finest compliments I was ever paid... "I've been going in circles thinking about you." (Yes, she did have to explain it. I am a backwoods gentleman. Well, I was, once.)

Mets... hehehehehe. Excellent!

I am glad I got out of bed today... I have learned so much.

Subject: RE: Slang Words for Female Masturbation
From: GUEST,Beatrix
Date: 25 Jul 08 - 09:22 AM

to shake the little devil (imp) in the bush

Subject: RE: Slang Words for Female Masturbation
From: Jack Blandiver
Date: 25 Jul 08 - 09:52 AM

Forgot about this one, though I do wonder why the Nannying Gonks that moderate this forum felt the need to change the title, which was originally Folklore: Slang Words for Female Masturbation. There's way too much of this sort of interference going on here.

Subject: RE: Slang Words for Female Masturbation
From: Bill D
Date: 25 Jul 08 - 12:25 PM

Because...if some innocent researcher (especially young ones) does a search for thread titles involving the usual idea of musical 'folklore', this is not what we'd like to pop-up!

We can't protect everyone from everything, but a bit of editing may help. It's possible to do a 'specific' search for masturbstion, if that's what you want.