BS: 08 bumper stickers made by your opponent

Subject: BS: 08 bumper stickers made by your opponent
From: Donuel
Date: 09 May 08 - 09:42 PM

I was thinking it seems highly plausible that the political Rove tactics are here to stay and that double crossing could include making ads that seem to support your opponent in a very off handed manner. You know that all the phoney citizen groups like swift boaters for truth and families for pure values are a sham. They are invented by think tanks who only want private corporations to get all the free hand outs, tax breaks, deregulation and welfare they can.
So lets extend that sham to some some hopefully funny bumper sticker (double cross) blurbs.
I just came up with these but I hope to God they don't escape the confinement of mudcat forum... it could be dangerous!?

Today's 88 is yesterday's 60
    Vote Mc Cain

In your heart you know he's Wright
    Vote Obama

Vote McCain
while you still have some money to lose.

Vote Obama
It takes a terrorist to know a terrorist

Vote McCain
He's whiter than you
He's whiter than everybody

Vote Obama
He gots ex spearience
jus axe him

Vote Hillary
or just say you did.

Vote McCain
He graduated lower than Bush

Vote Obama
for defeat in Iraq

Vote McCain
the 4th time is the charm

Vote McCain
for a senior moment in time

God Damn America
just vote Barak Hussein Obama already!

McCain
endorsed by pastors who
know the right people to hate.

Vote Obama
endorsed by Willie Horton.

Vote McCain
at his age
he will use nukes.

The MAN upstairs supports
MC CAIN !
(the man upstairs is Roger Ailes.)

Subject: RE: BS: 08 bumper stickers made by your opponent
From: Donuel
Date: 09 May 08 - 09:59 PM

Here is an actual quote by a full time CNN commentator...
"Has Obama lanced the boil of Reverend Wright once and for all?"

Subject: RE: BS: 08 bumper stickers made by your opponent
From: katlaughing
Date: 09 May 08 - 10:54 PM

Those are brill, Donuel!

Gotta figure one out that brings in the connection between Bush and the Rev. Moon and money and McCain. Ya wanna clergy who hates America, Moon's yer man and the Bush family are HIS!

Subject: RE: BS: 08 bumper stickers made by your opponent
From: Little Hawk
Date: 09 May 08 - 11:18 PM

The spectacle of an American election in all its emotional brutality and ugliness is an extraordinary thing to witness from another country. Americans just don't know how bad they've got it! ;-) If they did, they'd change the way their grotesque, vicious, and overly drawn-out election process works drastically....that is, if they were in any position to.

But they're not, because the small group of viable, electable candidates are not chosen by the people, they are chosen ahead of time by Big Money...which then allows the people to pick from the few already hand-picked and chosen by Big Money.

A closed loop.

It works that way in a lot of other places too...but it just doesn't take so f**king LONG!!!!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: 08 bumper stickers made by your opponent
From: wysiwyg
Date: 09 May 08 - 11:28 PM

We're laffing so hard that Hardi is SCREAMING in my ear!

Donuel for VP!

~Susan

Subject: RE: BS: 08 bumper stickers made by your opponent
From: GUEST,Chief Chaos
Date: 10 May 08 - 08:15 PM

Vote Hillary!
A Broomstick In Every Garage!

Vote Obama!
Hope it matters!

Subject: RE: BS: 08 bumper stickers made by your opponent
From: katlaughing
Date: 10 May 08 - 10:03 PM

Vote McCain
He'll shoulder the blame!

Subject: RE: BS: 08 bumper stickers made by your opponent
From: Joe_F
Date: 10 May 08 - 10:31 PM

In 1968, when I owned a car, I made a bumper sticker for it that said

    HUMPHREY
We Could Do Worse

And so we bloody well did.

Subject: RE: BS: 08 bumper stickers made by your opponent
From: Donuel
Date: 12 May 08 - 10:23 AM

Vote Jeb Bush
Saint & Savior of the brain dead.

F**K Muslims
Vote McCain


Save the Ailes
obey FOX news

Vote McCain
he won't feel your pain

Subject: RE: BS: 08 bumper stickers made by your opponent
From: GUEST,Mrr at work
Date: 12 May 08 - 11:29 AM

Hey Ted Kennedy! Can you give Hillary a ride home?

Subject: RE: BS: 08 bumper stickers made by your opponent
From: Donuel
Date: 12 May 08 - 12:42 PM

ewwwwww

that sounds like something Bill O'Rielly would say

Subject: RE: BS: 08 bumper stickers made by your opponent
From: Bobert
Date: 12 May 08 - 03:45 PM

Nuke Our Allies
Vote Obama

He Beat Up Hillary
Vote Obama

Lock Up Your Daughters
Vote McCain

Plastic Surgeons for McCain

Obama/Wright '08

100 More Years
Vote McCain

Elite-Lite
Vote Obama

Porkers Unite
Vote McCain

I'm Rich
Vote McCain

Wright or Wrong
Vote Obama

Elect a Ballbuster
Vote Hillary

MIA/AWOL
Re-elect Bush

Asleep at the Wheel
Vote Guilanni

Obliterate Iran
Vote Clinton

Gutter Balls Don't Count
Vote Obama

Change This!
Vote McCain

For Real Change
Vote Charles Manson

B~

Subject: RE: BS: 08 bumper stickers made by your opponent
From: Donuel
Date: 22 May 08 - 08:26 AM

Vote for George W McCain 08



Vote for Mc Cain -
NOW YOUNGER THAN SIN !


NEWS FLASH - news flush....


The Supreme Court will be deciding if Florida has to have their delegates seated at the Democratic National Convention under the equal protection clause.
The court is expected to find that John McCain has won the Democratic nomination.

Hillary is not pleased with the presumed decision but she was quoted as saying that at least John has a better electability from white blue collar workers than Obama.





PS

On MSNBC one of my bumper stickers was said aloud by Micca TODAY


it was about Mc Cain

"today's 80 is yesterday's 60"