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Subject: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: Janie Date: 01 Jun 09 - 09:42 PM Wanting to start arguments on other threads, take other people's inventories, or point out to people the hypocricy of their postion. In short, having trouble remembering that "who or how you are is none of my business." A good sign my own house is not in order. Damn, if I were just ruler of the world.... Go ahead, make my day. |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: pdq Date: 01 Jun 09 - 09:45 PM I feal your pain. |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: jeddy Date: 01 Jun 09 - 09:46 PM who has annoyed you so much that you want to argue about anything at least you should be able to think of something to argue about. don't make me do all the work!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: GUEST,beardedbruce Date: 01 Jun 09 - 09:56 PM This is the right place, then... |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: Janie Date: 01 Jun 09 - 10:10 PM I just wanna fight. I don't care who with or what about! |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: Rapparee Date: 01 Jun 09 - 10:20 PM I want to go to bed. |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: ClaireBear Date: 01 Jun 09 - 10:22 PM No you don't! |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: Alice Date: 01 Jun 09 - 10:25 PM That's not an argument, you're just contradicting! Yes it is. No it's not. (I've watched too much Monty Python). |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: Bill D Date: 01 Jun 09 - 10:30 PM Hey, Janie! You're too damn nice to be quarrelsome! Now, get off your high-horse and settle down and quit bothering us mean folk! giggle |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: Stilly River Sage Date: 01 Jun 09 - 10:32 PM I could give you some referrals, Janie. :) I could also offer a antidote. My catahoula will happily lean against you and gaze lovingly into your eyes with her liquid brown eyes and handsome face and absorb any negative feelings as she wags and cuddles and offers sweet little catahoula kisses on your cheek. SRS |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: olddude Date: 01 Jun 09 - 10:35 PM right now I am fighing with my socks ... I got one of one color and another of another color ... so like George Burns said, got another pair just like it ... dang where the hell does the socks go when they are put in the dryer .. 2 go in 1 comes out .. somewhere there is a planet or another dimension containing the match to everyone's missing sock |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: Janie Date: 01 Jun 09 - 10:53 PM snarlllll not to mention - SNARK |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: Janie Date: 01 Jun 09 - 10:54 PM Oh God. Socks. I have a 15 year old. |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: olddude Date: 01 Jun 09 - 11:01 PM No kidding a guy could make a friggin fortune if he advertised a dryer that kept both of your socks I can see the ad right now "unlike other dryers the new Maytag 9000 does keep one of your socks as payment" A person would rule the world if they made that ad .. have more money then China |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: Janie Date: 01 Jun 09 - 11:04 PM If only the dryer were the problem.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: Bill D Date: 01 Jun 09 - 11:05 PM I am slowly moving to TWO colors of socks, one very light and the other BLACK, so that the dryer will get bored trying to upset me. |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: Janie Date: 01 Jun 09 - 11:07 PM Why don't all you people get with the program? That's what I want to know. |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: Little Hawk Date: 01 Jun 09 - 11:08 PM "So you want a quarrel do ya? You've come to the right place, roscoe/bozo/sister/jasper/etc." - words uttered by Chongo Chimp on many past occasions. |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: Alice Date: 01 Jun 09 - 11:11 PM The lost sock thing bothers me, too. |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: Janie Date: 01 Jun 09 - 11:13 PM I confess I often show up at work in winter with socks that do not quite match, or will have one or both of them wrong side out. I'd like to blame it on poor eyesight and the need for new glasses - and that is part of it. But mainly, I just don't notice except at odd moments. Finally realized that I just need to buy and wear one color and style of sock. One or both may or may not be wrong side out, but at least the color and style will match. YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT! |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: Janie Date: 01 Jun 09 - 11:15 PM Little Hawk, I gotta tell you, your benign acceptance of what is REALLY PISSES ME OFF!!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: olddude Date: 01 Jun 09 - 11:16 PM Well Janie how does one program a dryer? does yours come with a keyboard? I bet you have the uppety one that doesn't keep a sock as payment LOL still trying to figure out the program thing you said ... mine has no keyboard |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: olddude Date: 01 Jun 09 - 11:19 PM Thank you for starting a thread about socks. It has been troubling me for quite some time ya know |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: Little Hawk Date: 01 Jun 09 - 11:25 PM The utter wrongness of your entire argument here is strikingly apparent, Janie. You are wrong, so wrong. I have seldom encountered anyone wronger than you. You should wear a T-shirt that says "I'm Wrong" everywhere you go. You should get it tattooed on your forehead. Does your dog still talk to you? If so, he must have the patience of Job. |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: olddude Date: 01 Jun 09 - 11:26 PM wool socks make my feet stink |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: Janie Date: 01 Jun 09 - 11:27 PM The big question, olddude, is do real men wear socks with sandals. Such a sexist topic. Pisses me me off. What about us women who wear socks with sandals? Do we not matter? |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: open mike Date: 01 Jun 09 - 11:29 PM in case you do not know what a catahoula is http://www.catahoulaleopard.com/swdogs.htm or maybe you would argue that it is this or this |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: Amos Date: 01 Jun 09 - 11:30 PM Janie: When did you start feeling quarrelsome? And what was going on just before that? A |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: katlaughing Date: 01 Jun 09 - 11:31 PM Don't even get started on WHY men wears socks with their sandals! Jaysus, Janie...I'll do a stand in for Spaw and say, "Argument? You want a pissy-ass argument? Let's get with the fockin' (Sorry, I know Spaw, wouldn't sugar-coat it!) program and have an all out slugfest! Sling some mud...it is the MUDcat, after all...let Cletus and the REG boys help you out...they'll drag any sorry ass Chongo Chimp, broke-dick mamalucca, Little Dick-Hawk or what have you down the backroads, through the mud and let you beat 'em up...just say the word!" |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: Janie Date: 01 Jun 09 - 11:31 PM Ooh, LH. You is cruisin' for a bruisin'. A bonafide diatrabe from some one so wrong she is right. Well, left. But left is right. Having been left-handed all my life living in a right-handed world, being indoctrinated that the hand you use the most is your right hand, left is right. That is why I am a liberal. |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: olddude Date: 01 Jun 09 - 11:32 PM cause we really dont have feet we have cloven hoofs ... we hide them under our socks when we wear sandals sometimes we do it just to annoy the women . it usually works |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: Janie Date: 01 Jun 09 - 11:34 PM Bring Cletus on. I'm ready for him. Chongo is a wimp chimp. Daschhunds suck so badly that I can't even be bothered to figure out if I spelled it right! |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: Janie Date: 01 Jun 09 - 11:35 PM grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: Little Hawk Date: 01 Jun 09 - 11:39 PM Anyone who cannot spell the word "Dachshund" properly doesn't even deserve to live if you ask me. Be off with you! Avaunt! Get thee to a nunnery! |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: olddude Date: 01 Jun 09 - 11:40 PM My Weiner dogs are now looking at the screen and snarling at ya everything is fair game but when you make blasphemous remarks against the blessed Weiner dog, well then you are in big trouble Everyone knows that the weiner dog is sacred |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: olddude Date: 01 Jun 09 - 11:43 PM Next she will be telling us that Jello is great food. Then a bar fight will ensue |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: olddude Date: 01 Jun 09 - 11:46 PM sometimes I sleep with my socks on ... but not my sandals ... but I have to go to sleep now cause i am too tired to fight some more Little Hawk can defend the sacred weiner dog for me |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: katlaughing Date: 01 Jun 09 - 11:47 PM A nunnery?! A NUMB NUTS NUMMERY to you and your little gonads, LH, them's fightin' words for sure!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: Little Hawk Date: 01 Jun 09 - 11:52 PM Pfui. Double pfui. I gaze down my patrician nose at you, Madam, turn my back, and walk away, twirling my mustachios and whistling a merry ditty as I go. A gentleman does not waste time engaging in petty verbal combat with uncouth ragpickers and maundering fishwives. |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: Janie Date: 01 Jun 09 - 11:53 PM Weiner dogs love jello. German Shepherd/Coonhound or Lab/Coonhound mixes love groundhogs, and also love to obey. So there! |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: Janie Date: 01 Jun 09 - 11:56 PM HA! Good one Kat. He is in retreat. |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: Janie Date: 01 Jun 09 - 11:57 PM And oh yeh.....take that, OD's weiner dogs! |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: olddude Date: 02 Jun 09 - 12:06 AM Ok now you did it, I was just ready to go to bed now i have to respond. first of all Weiner dogs are blessed, and they know better to go near Jello, that substance invented by satan. and you know that yourself but choose to ignore that fact .. so I bid you goodnight, you cruel and heartless person |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: Janie Date: 02 Jun 09 - 12:07 AM Dachshunds are well known for their sock fetishes. No amount of programming of the dryer (sure, blame it on the dryer) can compensate for the deviant behavior of a weiner dog. You may go to sleep, Olddude, but your weiner dog is at your socks, even while you dream lyrics to new and wonderful songs. Confess, your socks have no mates because you are constantly having to throw the odd sock into the trash! |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: Little Hawk Date: 02 Jun 09 - 12:58 AM We shall return on the morrow, refreshed and ready to defend the honor of Wiener Dogs! |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: GUEST,CrazyEddie Date: 02 Jun 09 - 03:32 AM I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with those who are unarmed. |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: jeddy Date: 02 Jun 09 - 07:11 AM about the odd socks, it's not your' dryer or the dogs, it is actually the sock dragon he comes in the middle of the night and eats one sock , then watches you search the house, pissing himself laughing as you get more and more confused and frustrated. i think you lot are all pathetic in posting to this threadand trying to outwit each other. as it is plain to me that i will win!! janie, stop growling it makes you sound very stupid. katlaughing. i hate the word nunnery don't you know the word is convent. lol |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: Janie Date: 02 Jun 09 - 07:31 AM I am very stupid. So there! |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: kendall Date: 02 Jun 09 - 07:36 AM An argument? Listen sweet cheeks, you don't pack the gear to get it on with me! I'd take you apart like a dollar watch. So, you have a 15 year old? Whose fault is that? Don't come to me with such a silly complaint, I'm not the duty Chaplain. Just having a 15 year old is a good reason to be "rasty". So, pull yourself together and kick his ass. |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: freda underhill Date: 02 Jun 09 - 07:37 AM I don't feel at all quarrelsome, and I'm surprised at the immaturity of some of you, who seem to want to deliberately go looking for trouble. It mildly surprises me to think that anyone would seek a cyber-path to conflict. There are wars, famines, people blowing each other up with bombs... and there is another, gentle world, where the wise ones take their harp, wander along the green path and play shimmering music to the stars. I look at these wise ones, as I wander down to the gully, pick up rocks, imagine evil thoughts onto those lumps of inanimate density and throw them into the vast abyss, SCREAAMMING LOUDLY - AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH......... ... aaah... |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: kendall Date: 02 Jun 09 - 07:42 AM We have places just for this kind of people. |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: freda underhill Date: 02 Jun 09 - 07:51 AM thank you kendall. in australia we call them forensic hospitals. |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: SINSULL Date: 02 Jun 09 - 08:07 AM Someone (a lady and I use the term loosely) in my office refuses to flush. Passive aggressive and disgusting for the rest of us. Another manages to "miss" regularly. These people must live with their mothers and mom cleans up everything for them. I am investigating the legality of cameras hidden in the toilet. SINS, grumpy and proud of it |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: Bobert Date: 02 Jun 09 - 08:16 AM Think I'll just take a pass, if that's okay... B;~) |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: Sorcha Date: 02 Jun 09 - 08:18 AM She has PMS...please don't give her a gun!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: freda underhill Date: 02 Jun 09 - 08:22 AM In australia if we're feeling grumpy we're cranky. now some people in other countries think that cranky means eccentric or something. but here, in sydney, in the centre of the universe, I'm feeling cranky. and I'm cranky that me feeling cranky is to someone else, a different concept. can't you guys speak english? |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: kendall Date: 02 Jun 09 - 08:43 AM I don't know about other places, but here in Maine, cranky means irritable. Not eccentric. And, we DO speak English. So there! |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: SINSULL Date: 02 Jun 09 - 08:46 AM And Kendall IS cranky! |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: kendall Date: 02 Jun 09 - 09:10 AM Not really. Being cranky is a condition for which there is no good reason. I have good reasons. The most troublesome word in our language is: EXPECTATIONS. When we perceive that someone is taking us for granted and just can't be bothered with our needs, that goes beyond cranky. It borders on verbal ass kicking time. |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: olddude Date: 02 Jun 09 - 09:19 AM Ok Janie love I am back to defend the Weiner dogs. I told them what you said ... they all flipped over on their little backs and put their middle toes up in the air .. you taught them a new trick LOL |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: wysiwyg Date: 02 Jun 09 - 09:20 AM See me in the mud-wrestling hole, sis. I am not "allowed" to get mad and I have always wanted a partner. ~S~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: kendall Date: 02 Jun 09 - 09:28 AM Both the medical profession in Maine Medical and in Albany medical are still sitting on my CT scan and my biopsy results.I am beyond cranky. |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 02 Jun 09 - 11:35 AM The problem, Janie, is obvious. You are allowing yourself to entertain the illusion that you are the center of the universe. Well, illusions are bad. The problem with them is that, on some level, you recognize their illusory nature, so you're continuously torn between the part of you that wants to accept the illusion and the part that knows the illusion is not true. To rid yourself of this paradox, you simply need to rid yourself of the illusion. Let it become a fully fledged delusion! Forget the part of you that "knows" you're not the center of the universe. Throw all doubt aside! Immerse yourself fully in the glory of full-blown delusion! Of course, I don't know why I'm telling you this when, in fact, you can't be the center of the universe. I already am. |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: Lizzie Cornish 1 Date: 02 Jun 09 - 11:38 AM Both my kids wear odd socks, out of choice. I think they belong to some kind of Secret Sock Society.. :0) Sorry... :0( forgot the title of the thread. |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: Amos Date: 02 Jun 09 - 11:47 AM Janie is, in fact, the center of the universe. So if she is cranky, the possibility of waves of crankiness spreading ripple-fashion to the furthest edges of the memesphere are very high, especially since she has often demonstrated her remarkable horsepower as a psychic generator of influence both positive and negative. It is therefore quite conceivable that these waves may be picked up far beyond Deneb, and will destabilize the proceedings of the Confederacy Congress of Connected Conglomerations of Stars and Planets by irritating all the representatives and assorted ambassadors, regardless of their chemistry, form, or plumbing. I leave the consequent conversations to the imagination of the reader. A |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: SINSULL Date: 02 Jun 09 - 11:55 AM If a butterfly flaps its wings in... |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: LilyFestre Date: 02 Jun 09 - 11:58 AM Hey Janie, I have bread rising in the oven at the moment that will soon need to be punched down...c'mon over and knock yourself out! Michelle |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: ranger1 Date: 02 Jun 09 - 12:27 PM Hah! Thought you'd outbid me on Joe Offer, did you? I'll fight ya, sister! |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: kendall Date: 02 Jun 09 - 01:09 PM I sometimes wear odd socks when I wear my star trek boots. |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: Little Hawk Date: 02 Jun 09 - 01:11 PM You're all wrong. |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: katlaughing Date: 02 Jun 09 - 01:11 PM ...will destabilize the proceedings of the Confederacy Congress of Connected Conglomerations of Stars and Planets by irritating all the representatives and assorted ambassadors, regardless of their chemistry, form, or plumbing. Watch out for |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: Little Hawk Date: 02 Jun 09 - 01:11 PM Well, all except for Olddude and me, that is... |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: Amos Date: 02 Jun 09 - 04:23 PM The Confederacy, dear Kat, holds its regular Congresses on an artificial planetoid somewhere in the Deneb system, or so I am told on good authority--one which, aside from minor perturbations in the fresh-water distribution lines, does not experience tides. So I am sure your meaning quite escapes me!! A |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: olddude Date: 02 Jun 09 - 04:40 PM So where are you Janie dear one you pick a fight then flee don't make us come after you ... LOL I think it was my wiener dogs that got her love Dan |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: number 6 Date: 02 Jun 09 - 04:49 PM star trek boots ?????? biLL |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: olddude Date: 02 Jun 09 - 05:10 PM Bill I was thinking the same way but didn't have the courage to ask the captain ... he is crabby ... LOL |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: kendall Date: 02 Jun 09 - 05:15 PM I AM NOT *&^*%^$* CRABBY! I sometimes wear dress boots, and if I don't zip them all the way up my pant legs end up half in and half out like the crew of the Enterprize. (The original show) |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: Little Hawk Date: 02 Jun 09 - 05:29 PM You want to know who's crabby? Go to the "Crabby Ducks" thread. |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: olddude Date: 02 Jun 09 - 05:45 PM Kendall with all of the hot star trek queens they had on that original show ahhh I never looked at their boots LOL |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: wysiwyg Date: 02 Jun 09 - 07:41 PM And now, thanks to an email just arrived, I am REALLY mad. That means-- dagnabbitt-- EVEN more CLEANING to do-- STRESS-DRAINING CLEANING, WHERE gOD TALKS TO ME WHILE i SCRUB AWAY-- and I HATE cleaning! -0937098y302 99g8 -4tyvnypu-2976p!!!!! Sorry about the capslock. But, tho it was inadvertent, I like it. ~S~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: Sorcha Date: 02 Jun 09 - 07:50 PM Susan, just let them deal with DIRT! It's not an uncommon thing, you know. DIRT is everywhere....... Now, when I am REALLY mad, you don't want to fight with me. I fight dirty. |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: GUEST,.gargoyle Date: 02 Jun 09 - 08:23 PM Where's Cspaw49? Its his week to keep the ladies satisfied
Come and Cast a Net
Sincerely,
somewhere it was noted that women with "close connections" will develop sympathetic PMS |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: Janie Date: 02 Jun 09 - 09:12 PM Hah! All you lazy souls playin' all day while I slave away behind a desk. The nerve of you people! Think I'll send out some cosmic vibes and shake up the universe abit. Then, I'll take this picture I found of weiner dogs and draw mustaches, beards and glasses on the lot of them. As soon as I finish sorting socks, that is.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: jeddy Date: 02 Jun 09 - 09:51 PM these fu#king socks are doing my head in, have you people got nothing better to do with your' lives? and as for the butterflys well they can kiss my little finger!!!i don't really car who you are or how many freinds you have i will take you on. then run away crying lol |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 02 Jun 09 - 10:35 PM I saw a bumper sticker yesterday morning that said "My dachshund is smarter than your honor student." My first reaction was, "They must be making honor students pretty damned stupid nowadays. I've got compost that's smarter than a dachshund." But then it occurred to me that honor students have to get up early, ride a bus to school, pay attention in class, take exams, and do homework. All dachshunds have to do is eat, shit, and hump furniture. So who's smarter? |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: katlaughing Date: 02 Jun 09 - 11:24 PM Yes, but the honour students with erections can at least climb stairs! |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: Bobert Date: 03 Jun 09 - 07:56 AM Hello... Anyone in here??? Oh, is that you, Janie??? You sure look purdy this mornin'... And I like what ya' did with yer hair... Nice dress, too... Well, gotta go... Hope you have a glorious day, Sweetie... Bobert |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: jeddy Date: 03 Jun 09 - 10:26 AM whats wrong with the rest of us bobert? i fell slighted humph |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: Bill D Date: 03 Jun 09 - 10:52 AM Hey... now I'm feeling quarrelsome ...about folks who don't use capitals & commas & other punctuation! *grin* ☺ Oh, there's SO many things to be quarrelsome about! |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: Bill D Date: 03 Jun 09 - 10:56 AM AND CAN YOU GUESS WHAT I THINK ABOUT USING ALL CAPS? Oh, I'm a grumpy one, I am..... |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: Amos Date: 03 Jun 09 - 11:03 AM I think there is something strategically, profoundly flawed about making it all about them. After all, what do they know? Nuthin'. It's not about them. They are just a convenient excuse. There is no "there" there, and there is no "they" there, either. A |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: Bill D Date: 03 Jun 09 - 11:07 AM There you go, Amos! |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: Stilly River Sage Date: 03 Jun 09 - 11:12 AM If you want to take it out on an automated system followed by an obtuse low-ranking telephone center employee I could give you my electric company information and let you go for it. I've paid my bill three times for May, finally got it to stick. Diligence is not rewarded--they want to penalize me for their faulty system. The main trouble with taking it out on folks like this is that it isn't their fault and it will just raise your blood pressure. ;-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 03 Jun 09 - 12:58 PM I used to automatically skip over posts without capitalization because it indicated laziness, and I don't care what lazy people have to say. But so many people are posting from mobile phones now, some of which may not even be cabable of capitalization for all I know, that I give 'em the benefit of the doubt. Ya hear that, you lazy fuckers? You're off the hook. |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: Little Hawk Date: 03 Jun 09 - 01:02 PM There used to be a site you could go to that would automatically generate abusive and insulting tirades toward whoever's name you plugged into the subroutine...1, 2, or 3 paragraphs of hilariously funny, often quite witty stuff would be generated in a couple of seconds. You could then block and paste it and send it to the unfortunate recipient. I wonder if it's still around? |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: Amos Date: 03 Jun 09 - 01:07 PM Your mother was a simpering priestess who stuffed turkeys somewhere in Uganda, a homeless blockhead who contracted venereal diseases with the help of volunteer workers, a flea-bitten compulsive liar who liked to exchange kicks and punches in a prison cell, a malevolent gitface who talked incessantly about blancmange in a galaxy far, far away... From http://www.webinsult.com/index.php?style=2&r=0&sc=1 |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: Amos Date: 03 Jun 09 - 01:10 PM May a gaggle of lame mental patients play football in your living room. |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: jeddy Date: 03 Jun 09 - 02:10 PM I CAN'T SEE WHY YOU HATE CAPS, YOU SWINE LIKING MAGGOT and i also want to say that although i like puncuation i will not use it when someone tells me to so bollcks to you |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: Little Hawk Date: 03 Jun 09 - 02:26 PM It was way better than that site, Amos. Alas! I fear it has been lost forever. |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: kendall Date: 03 Jun 09 - 02:30 PM I don't take no guff from no syphiletic son of a whore's bastard. |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: gnu Date: 03 Jun 09 - 02:36 PM Last time I heard that was from Ted Williams when I was salmon fishing.... that man could SWEAR! A profusion of profanity poetic. |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: Bill D Date: 03 Jun 09 - 03:08 PM "...although i like puncuation i will not use it when someone tells me to so bollcks to you" I see...I think. But no one told you to. So...Please DON'T use puncuation! (That'll get him! Ha!) |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: kendall Date: 03 Jun 09 - 04:00 PM Where I come from, the Canadian Maritimes have a reputaton for cursing, and it seems like they really are the winners. quote from a certain friend from New Brunswick" "The son of a woore looked like he was in the middle of a sex change and the power went off." Pure poetry. |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: gnu Date: 03 Jun 09 - 04:28 PM I dunno, K. Seems to me that The Maritimes, and I include Newfoundland, have common ground with ye fellers from just south. Cursing properly is well respected here, as I assume it is "down theyah" stateside. Perhaps it comes from our recent past connections to the tough environment of the "wood, wind and waters"? Or, perhaps others from far and wide could edify us on regional customs with regard to oneupyership? |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: katlaughing Date: 03 Jun 09 - 04:31 PM Nobody could top my daddy when it came to a "proper Scotch blessing" as he called it! |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: Bill D Date: 03 Jun 09 - 04:32 PM I dunno... I never made it past "Yer mother wears blue suede combat boots" |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: gnu Date: 03 Jun 09 - 04:33 PM There have been a few cursing threads in the past, but, I didn't go back and read them with respect to "regional flavour". Perhaps a thread to that effect might be educational. |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: gnu Date: 03 Jun 09 - 04:37 PM "blue suede"? Now, that would be a compliment. |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: Bill D Date: 03 Jun 09 - 04:46 PM "Now, that would be a compliment. " To a Marine? |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: Rapparee Date: 03 Jun 09 - 05:23 PM Cussin' -- don't get me started. Properly done it takes wit, intelligence, and imagination. 99% of people cuss like little old ladies at a tea party, and they're repetitious at that. |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: gnu Date: 03 Jun 09 - 06:40 PM Proper cussing involves no "swearing", as Kendall's post so eloquently demonstrated. Little old ladies do just fine. At least, the lassies I goes wit knows how ta make a pair of orchids wilt in early spring. |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: kendall Date: 03 Jun 09 - 07:21 PM I know curses that I would never place here they are just too crude. |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: gnu Date: 03 Jun 09 - 07:45 PM Perhaps a rude cussing thread with a warning? A "fuck off'? Then again, even with eloquece and decorum thrown to the wind, such a thread might be futile, given the SPAW factor. I dunno if I could go down, up, that road. |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: kendall Date: 03 Jun 09 - 08:44 PM I have too much class for such a thread. |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: olddude Date: 03 Jun 09 - 08:54 PM Kendall what was the story you told about the captain that needed some wind for his sails and cursed so much that he finally tossed a silver dollar at the gods .. now that was cursin at its finest .. you have got to post that story for everyone. I could stop laughing captain |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: Rapparee Date: 03 Jun 09 - 09:47 PM REAL cussin' needn't be crude or vulgar to peel the paint stripe off of a hundred miles of highway. What could be nicer than to say to someone, "When you get home I hope your mother runs out from under the porch and bites your tail" -- but that's merely name-calling. REAL cussin' -- well, I leave such discussion of someone's morals, hygiene, ancestry, and personal habits to your imagination. REAL cursing needn't be crude or vulgar and indeed a curse can sound quite tame, such as "May your children grow up to be disappointments to you" or one of my favorites (from Ireland) "May the grass grow tall before your door." |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: jeddy Date: 03 Jun 09 - 10:08 PM that wasn't telling me, that was a very plesant request so i shall use the correct punctuation, but only because you said please. now bugger off you bunch of nutters!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: Janie Date: 03 Jun 09 - 10:59 PM No cussin! Dammit! |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: katlaughing Date: 03 Jun 09 - 11:32 PM My dad would start out with a "you sorry son of a..." He used quite flowery speech with a lot of archaic words gleaned from reading the Classics all of his life and being able to recite them by heart. |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: Janie Date: 03 Jun 09 - 11:59 PM Now I'm really mad. My post just got lost in cyberspace - which seems to be happening more than usual. Must be those vibes I sent out to shake up the cosmos backfiring on me. I have never, ever, heard my Dad curse or use foul language. I'm sure he has, but never, ever, in front of his girls or women, and once mature, probably very little in exclusively male company. I was in my mid 20's the first time I heard my mother utter an expletive in a moment of extreme frustration. She was mortified, and apologized every time she saw me for the next 3 weeks. There is, of course, a real difference between the use of foul language and the fine art of cursing. The difference, I suppose, between cussing and cursing. However, when I stop to reflect on it, (which I rarely do,) cursing bothers me because it nearly always incorporates derogatory connotations of women. Cussing may do the same, but tends to be more egalitarian, dealing with raw body functions or sexual connotations that are not gender specific. Now I'm really being quarrelsome. But not trying to be the PC police. Just something to think about. |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: Dorothy Parshall Date: 04 Jun 09 - 12:06 AM "You knock-kneed, runty little nothing sawed down to a point with no brains in your coco!" |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: Dorothy Parshall Date: 04 Jun 09 - 12:10 AM oops- You knock-kneed, bow-legged, runty little..... |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: GUEST,Will Fly, on the hoof Date: 04 Jun 09 - 03:48 AM Take care, dear friends, before using salty language - doing it well is not easy. Mark Twain was a frequent, elegant and seasoned cusser, but his swearing used to annoy his wife. One day, irritated beyond measure, she walked into his study and let rip with a string of high-flying words. Twain calmly took his pipe out of his mouth, lowered his paper, looked up at his wife and said, "My dear, the notes are all there, but the melody is missing." |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: freda underhill Date: 04 Jun 09 - 04:41 AM Note: There are some deliberate mistakes in this piece, designed to lure the unwitting perfectionists into cyber-exposure (of the theoretical kind). An unctuous pedant, named Pratt was concerned about commas,and crap, a well-punctuated maze strangulated each phrase he transformed every "which" into "that". when informed that his couplet didn't scan he engaged a set square and a ruler and said, what is worse, a non-rhymthmic verse, or a sentence missing capitals, that's peculiar. Somewhere lost in a cacophany of letters some ideas, not all for the better transformed into space by italics and case into an onamatapaeiaic vendetta. If you're reading to check up on grammar I suggest there's a blockage (a hammer?) stuck somewhere intense It's advised you commence a verbal colonnic, or the latter. To all who adore a good phrase be it particular, painful or praise I suggest you withdraw from the verbiage war and do something useful with your propensity like teach english as a foreign language to refugees. f.u. |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: kendall Date: 04 Jun 09 - 07:47 AM Anyone who has spent much time at sea knows that cussing is a sort of contest. Whoever comes up with the most gauche' disgusting rant wins. |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: Rapparee Date: 04 Jun 09 - 09:10 AM I ain't spent much time at sea, Kendall, but I was a Platoon Sergeant in the Infantry. And if THAT ain't good enough for you, you salt-caked old piece of crab bait, why, I can do better. |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: Mr Happy Date: 04 Jun 09 - 09:48 AM The arguments permathread?? |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: Amos Date: 04 Jun 09 - 12:14 PM Your breeding, heritage, parentage, capacity, qualifications as a biped, vocabulary, intelligence, appearance and personal hygiene are woefully lacking, you sorry sodding simple-minded half-baked throwback spawn of a Cro-magnon minicephalic tart. |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: Little Hawk Date: 04 Jun 09 - 01:12 PM Well said! |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: Rapparee Date: 04 Jun 09 - 04:37 PM You talkin' to me? YOU TALKIN' TO ME? |
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Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: frogprince Date: 04 Jun 09 - 08:01 PM Your children may all be your half-siblings, but I don't hold that against you in the least. |
