BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: gnu
Date: 18 Jun 12 - 08:44 PM

Yeah... me too.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: jacqui.c
Date: 11 Jun 12 - 04:32 PM

I'm a bit late to the party sir. Love and best wishes for the day and for the year ahead.

Live long, die happy.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Jun 12 - 02:41 PM

If Chongo becomes president...

Did I say "if"? Hell, WHEN Chongo becomes president...he will have the power to change the official calendar to lengthen February, Spaw, and you will get your wish. February 30th, 2017 it will be!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: catspaw49
Date: 11 Jun 12 - 10:04 AM

Damn good idea Sev......I'm changing to February 30, 2017........Yeah..........good idea.........

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: Severn
Date: 11 Jun 12 - 09:50 AM

Happy Birthday whichever day you want to celebrate it. And here's good wishes for the following year, whichever year you choose to celebrate it.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: ranger1
Date: 10 Jun 12 - 11:02 PM

Gnu, I think it was a one-of-a-kind. Ask Sinsull for the whole story sometime.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 10 Jun 12 - 09:50 PM

Self-cookers, are they?

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: gnu
Date: 10 Jun 12 - 07:30 PM

"singing, dancing chickens that spontaneously self-combust"???

Where can I get them?

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: ranger1
Date: 10 Jun 12 - 07:24 PM

Oh gawd, LH! That's even worse than SINSULL sending singing, dancing chickens that spontaneously self-combust!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 10 Jun 12 - 12:44 PM

This news just in, Spaw. Chongo has found a much better present for you. It's a collection of all the different recordings of Terry Jacks singing "Seasons in the Sun", including 35 rare and seldom-heard LIVE performances of the song, all compiled onto a single incredible disk! There's even one cut where the Mormon Tabernacle Choir sings along on the choruses.

He needs your mailing address.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: Bat Goddess
Date: 10 Jun 12 - 10:24 AM

Ach! Spaw! Could't remember if I'd actually posted BD greetings to this thread or just thought about it... Looks like the telepathy thing didn't actually work.

But, since you celebrate for at least a month (you do, don't you?!?), I'm not actually late.

♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸Happy B.D., Pat! ¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪ Hope the kickoff to your month-long BD party was great!

Trip Around the Sun

Linn (Tom, too, but he's having problems seeing the computer screen.)

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 10 Jun 12 - 07:27 AM

It could've been worse. He could've taken her to Schenectady!

Schenectady, New York: the ultimate place to go on your "last date" with just about anybody...specially if it's the first one.

Blind River is like that too, but it's in Canada. Never take your date to Blind River or Schenectady. Guaranteed disaster. Detroit's not that good either.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: Haruo
Date: 09 Jun 12 - 11:45 AM

HBBD aka BHBD

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Jun 12 - 09:03 PM

Columbus? Ohio? You actually took a woman to Columbus, Ohio??? I mean, I know you're old and everything, but really!!!! I can see Cleveland, I can see Toledo, I can even see Cincinnati -- but Columbus???? Man, talk about...oh, wait...my wife'll be there next week...never mind.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: Bill D
Date: 08 Jun 12 - 08:32 PM

*big smile*..Having met Karen, I can well understand your good fortune.....Why, we sat around for 2 hours and she never threw anything at you!






I think the best thing is that she feels the same. That's how it works with Rita. ☺


(bend over!)

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: catspaw49
Date: 08 Jun 12 - 08:20 PM

And it was just such a moment today Janie! Really there were several.

Karen and I went up to Columbus on her first road trip since the back surgery and she just did GREAT! No pain and she is getting her strength back. And we stopped and bought a new stick mixer.....a nice Cuisinart that ought to last forever. When we got home my meat slicer had arrived! What a birthday! Also ordered all new Landau scrubs for Karen and found the perfect gift for our grand niece's birthday.

All the while though, Karen and I were happy to be out and about with each other.   We always have a date day once a month and somehow this one was extra special. 26 years ago at about this time I went out on the first blind date I'd been on since jr. high school. When I met Karen I knew this was my true soulmate. I am the most fortunate man on the planet. I know that. She won't be back at work until July.................Can I tell you how happy I am about that?

Thanks to all of you well wishers and other assorted strange people. You have come to mean much to both Karen and I......many thanks....................................................and kiss my ass....................................



Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: Janie
Date: 08 Jun 12 - 07:01 PM

WHOOPEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy Birthday Spaw. May the coming year hold many moments of joy and contentment.

Sometimes in the same moment.   

You are a special one, indeed.

Janie

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 08 Jun 12 - 02:15 PM

Yeah? Well... same to you, buddy!

- Chongo

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: gnu
Date: 08 Jun 12 - 01:33 PM

PFFFFFFFFFT!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 08 Jun 12 - 01:26 PM

Here's another neat-o birthday present for ya, chump. Click off the damn ad at the 3 second mark, and get ready for the good stuff!

Learn some sexy dance moves!



- Chongo

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: SINSULL
Date: 08 Jun 12 - 09:07 AM

Happy Birthcay, Sunshine!
SINS

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 07 Jun 12 - 11:26 PM

Every child will lie awake tonight, their noses on alert for the mere whiff of methane.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: Janie
Date: 07 Jun 12 - 10:39 PM

The eve of 'Spaw's birthday.

The world waits with bated (held) breath.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: Amos
Date: 07 Jun 12 - 10:25 PM

Not to mention the "SPecilal Spaw PRe-Birthday Extravaganza Mega-SALE!!!" featuring big discounts on everything from miniature dildoes to whoopee cushions.



A

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 07 Jun 12 - 08:34 PM

My God is this "Spaw's Birthday" shit STILL going on? I thought Christmas season was a long-ass haul, but didn't we start celebrating this asshole's birthday in early May? What were the previous threads before the "actual" thread? "Plans for Spaw's Birthday?" "Spaw's Birthday...here before ya know it!"? Sheesh

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: ranger1
Date: 07 Jun 12 - 07:55 PM

Happy birthday, Spaw. May no singing, dancing, self-igniting wind-up toys from Maine grace your mailbox.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: AllisonA(Animaterra)
Date: 07 Jun 12 - 03:46 PM

You made another one! All the best, dear Spaw!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Jun 12 - 03:26 PM

How about a road trip to Elkhart, Indiana, Spaw?

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 07 Jun 12 - 02:45 PM

Hey, sucker....I just went out and bought you a nice new birthday card. Here's what it looks like:

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- Chongo

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: Janie
Date: 06 Jun 12 - 11:20 PM

Hatched, Joe.

Hatched.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: Joe Offer
Date: 06 Jun 12 - 11:10 PM

Actually, have a happy actual birthday, Señor Spaw. I'm actually glad that you were actually born, actually.

-Joe-

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: topical tom
Date: 06 Jun 12 - 12:15 PM

Happy Birthday, Spaw and have a great year!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: ranger1
Date: 06 Jun 12 - 11:34 AM

That's it, PARTY AT SPAW'S!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: catspaw49
Date: 06 Jun 12 - 11:18 AM

I can't wait til my birthday! Mainly because Karen and I will do our first "road trip" and date since her surgery. Just to Columbus but still a decent test. We'll eat lunch at our favorite Thai joint. She's doing great!   

AND.....In really BIG news.......My new meat slicer will arrive! We'll throw some roasts on the smoker this weekend and have some great deli-thin slices for sandwiches!


Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: Janie
Date: 05 Jun 12 - 04:51 PM

Another day closer to being another year older!

(Wait a minute, that applies to everybody.)

I'm surprised you haven't been over on the explosives thread, telling lies (and maybe not lies) about your youthful exploits, back in the day....

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: fat B****rd
Date: 05 Jun 12 - 02:39 PM

All the best in advance, Spaw.
Charlie.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: bbc
Date: 05 Jun 12 - 08:08 AM

Well, Pat, real birthdate or not, it's been a long ride & I'm glad to be on it with you. Best wishes, always!

love,

Barbara (waiting to hear when I need to go to Maine)

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: Janie
Date: 04 Jun 12 - 11:06 PM

4 days to go, but whose counting, eh?

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: GUEST,999
Date: 04 Jun 12 - 10:52 AM

Missed yer chance, you idiot! We said, "Round up a possum."

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 04 Jun 12 - 10:13 AM

Possum stew? That sounds real good. I checked at the local Italian grocery. They don't have it. So where can I get some?

- Chongo

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: Amos
Date: 04 Jun 12 - 09:44 AM

Jeeze, I was trying to ignore this thread, 'cuz I figured if I didn't post to it it would go away, and then Spaw wouldn't be older. And a lot of other claptrap. So now I checked to see and it's still here. But Spaw's birthday is over! Yay! So it would be meaningless to post to it. So I ain't a-gonna.



A

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: alanabit
Date: 04 Jun 12 - 09:39 AM

Happy Birthday Spaw!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: freda underhill
Date: 04 Jun 12 - 06:32 AM

haaaappy barfday 'Spaw & all the best

freda

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 04 Jun 12 - 04:27 AM

early birthday greetings

sandra (who usually sends belated greetings!)

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: katlaughing
Date: 03 Jun 12 - 10:44 PM

BTW, I forgot...Rog says he wants to talk to Karen about who got which evil twin...he says I've been acting a little unusual of late...(actually, he's thinkin' maybe lawsuit, twins switched at birth, actual parents and ex-spouses of wrong twins, sue for millions...think about it, ya see?)

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: Sandy Mc Lean
Date: 03 Jun 12 - 09:53 PM

All the best but after gnu's message I hope to Hell that I can keep up wind!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Jun 12 - 09:23 PM

Live a little on your birthday!

Roast Possum with Spiced Apples and Sweet Potatoes

Flour
Salt and freshly ground black pepper
1 tsp Thyme
1 Possum; dressed, washed, and patted dry
1/2 c Red wine
1 1/4 c Water
4 Sweet potatoes; pared and split lengthwise
4 Apples; pared, cored, and halved
1 c Brown sugar
1/2 tsp Allspice
3/4 tsp Ground cinnamon
1/2 tsp Nutmeg

Mix flour, salt, pepper, and thyme and rub inside and outside the animal.

Place on rack in roasting pan. Add the wine and water, cover tightly, and roast in a preheated 350 degree oven for about an hour. Pour off all but a cup of the liquid. Lay the sweet potatoes in the pan, cover, and continue roasting 45 minutes. Now lay in the cored and halved apples amid the sweet potatoes and sprinkle both fruit and vegetables with a mixture of the sugar and the spices. Continue to roast, with the roaster now uncovered, for another 30 minutes, or until the possum is tender.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: gnu
Date: 03 Jun 12 - 09:04 PM

"still hanging in there"

What has his dick got to do with another Bday? Unless that is more than I need to know. In which case, I hope he keeps it to himself.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: ChanteyLass
Date: 03 Jun 12 - 08:54 PM

Early happy birthday wishes from me, too.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: GUEST,Russ
Date: 03 Jun 12 - 08:52 PM

Spaw,
Glad to hear that you're still hanging in there.
Cheers.

Russ (Permanent GUEST)