BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday!

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday!
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Oct 09 - 12:38 PM

Now that he's home do I have to continue to spare thoughts for him? I don't have a lot to spare, you know, what with the Council beaming protons into my brain unless I wear my aluminum hat.

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday!
From: gnu
Date: 02 Oct 09 - 09:51 AM

So?

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday
From: Genie
Date: 29 Sep 09 - 02:53 AM

Aw, Chance and Janie, yer such silver-tongued devils!

Ennyhoo, I'm sure that'll help the old bastard get back on 'is feet apace.


G

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday
From: Janie
Date: 28 Sep 09 - 09:29 PM

Hey Bud. Inch by inch....

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday!
From: Fortunato
Date: 28 Sep 09 - 08:49 PM

Hey, 'spaw. Glad to have you back. Stick around, the rest is yet to come.

oh. and in case no one else has told you today:




go fuck yourself
you friend, chance

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday!
From: Micca
Date: 28 Sep 09 - 04:39 PM

John WE are all faster when the winds behind him!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 28 Sep 09 - 04:31 PM

He's faster with the wind behind him ;)

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday
From: Genie
Date: 28 Sep 09 - 03:53 PM

Spaw, I'm not good at the clever insults à la Little Hawk and Amos or twisted enough to match Severn's puns, so I'll just say I'm relieved that you didn't actually "croak" when you "croaked out" breathlessly that you did not feel well.   Really glad you're back among us (even if sparingly for now).   Hope all the fart jokes and other Mudcat wisecracks are lifting your spirits and inspiring your recovery.

And I do hope you're back up in fine farting (and other gastric expulsion) form soon.

Genie

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 28 Sep 09 - 11:20 AM

Who's counting?

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday!
From: wysiwyg
Date: 28 Sep 09 - 11:13 AM

He's not too delicate to be posting compulsively though, I see. ;~)

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday!
From: Amos
Date: 28 Sep 09 - 09:11 AM

HE's much too delicate to start that big of an engine by hand, Jock.


A

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday!
From: catspaw49
Date: 28 Sep 09 - 08:29 AM

or not........***sigh***.......

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday!
From: catspaw49
Date: 28 Sep 09 - 08:28 AM

Yep,,,,a bit better every day and now I get

300

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 28 Sep 09 - 08:27 AM

Give him a feel, and find out lassie :)

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday!
From: SINSULL
Date: 28 Sep 09 - 08:17 AM

Sigh...
Feeling better Spaw?

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 28 Sep 09 - 05:07 AM

Save gas.


FART IN A BOTTLE

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday!
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Sep 09 - 09:46 PM

Ever seen the results of a BIG methane explosion?

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday!
From: Severn
Date: 27 Sep 09 - 07:26 PM

"Aroma-in', Aroma-in'
Since aroma-in's been my ru-i-in....."

"Odor in de co't! De jury's still out on dis one! We cain't air in judgement heah!"

But, when in aroma, do as the aromans, I guess, and become a Man Of De-stink-shun with a de-stinked advantage (at least over those downwind). Your time is of the essence.





I'm just not sure I'd trust him near an aroma-in' candle....

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday!
From: gnu
Date: 27 Sep 09 - 05:03 PM

Aroma therapy? For Spaw? Jaysus man.... that could be dangerous.

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Sep 09 - 04:56 PM

That is THE number one priority in this case.

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday!
From: gnu
Date: 27 Sep 09 - 04:51 PM

Aroma therapy? Are you shittin?

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Sep 09 - 04:32 PM

Yeah, outside of that one. Naturally.

Look, man, being in deep denial is no way to fight illness and regain your energy. Trust me on this. You need to get into some New Age style healing techniques ASAP. Stones, crystals, visualization, affirmations, bathing in Yak milk, aroma therapy, that sort of thing...

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday!
From: catspaw49
Date: 27 Sep 09 - 04:15 PM

You mean outside the picture you posted of yours?

And speaking of pictures.....Upon close inspection, the New Age Feline isn't balancing rocks. Those ring-things are petrified piles of kitty-poo! No wonder the cat looks the way he does........

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Sep 09 - 03:54 PM

How many of those have you seen?

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday!
From: catspaw49
Date: 27 Sep 09 - 03:39 PM

Then they gather no moss and I have personally never cared for green, fuzzy, nuts............


Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday!
From: gnu
Date: 27 Sep 09 - 03:24 PM

So, if Spaw rolls his stones.... ?

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday
From: Amos
Date: 27 Sep 09 - 02:46 PM

Spaw has always had a thing for stones. I asked him why and he said "That's just the way I roll". I found the answer strangely attractive--it occurred to me that a rolling stone gathers Amoss.


A

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday!
From: Bill D
Date: 27 Sep 09 - 01:11 PM

Severn....it all sounds like schist to me...which would suit 'Spaw just fine...

(yeah....DO do that breathing thing, Pat...it works wonders)

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday!
From: Severn
Date: 27 Sep 09 - 01:03 PM

ZM,

If your body's reached the point of being considered "Carry On", then you're well beyond healing, and pretty much buzzard brunch or vulture vittles.

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday!
From: Severn
Date: 27 Sep 09 - 12:56 PM

A gneiss suggestion, LH. A larger stone could be used to try for a boulder solution. Though healing stones should not merely be taken for granite, the use of more than one at a time can make it an either ore situation, possibly requiring as much as a couple of quartz, at least.

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday!
From: Zany Mouse
Date: 27 Sep 09 - 12:41 PM

Carry On Healing. Hmmm - perhaps there should be a film about that ...

Blessings
Rhiannon

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Sep 09 - 12:24 PM

Have you tried those balancing healing stones on your head like the New Age cat? I think it would make a big difference.

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday!
From: Micca
Date: 27 Sep 09 - 11:55 AM

Yeah, Spaw, as John said keep doing the Breathing thing!! Hospitals seem BIG on that! Dont know why, its just a habit that we could cure ourselves of with a little effort!

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 27 Sep 09 - 11:27 AM

Keep taking the medss my friend.
And for fucks sake KEEP DOING THE BREATHING THING.

Keep well Spaw.

JM

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday!
From: catspaw49
Date: 27 Sep 09 - 11:21 AM

I'm doing just that Severn!

I'm feeling good and a little stronger daily but I can't elieve how tired/weak I am even still. But it is improving and I'm doing all my breathing things and taking the meds so...........

Thanks again to all of you for all the kind words and funny words of support.......always means a lot.

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday!
From: Severn
Date: 27 Sep 09 - 11:17 AM

Take your recovery as slow and easy as needs be, while working at it the best you can.

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday!
From: GUEST,Russ
Date: 27 Sep 09 - 11:06 AM

Welcome back.

How can we miss you if you won't go away?

Russ (Permanent GUEST)

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 27 Sep 09 - 07:43 AM

Shooting !! Is that a typo?

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday!
From: Fortunato
Date: 27 Sep 09 - 07:40 AM

Haven't heard any news, how's the Shooting Star of the Midwest doing?

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday!
From: Mrrzy
Date: 22 Sep 09 - 01:31 PM

Yay, home, and on talk-like-a-pirate-day, too! Aar!

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday!
From: AllisonA(Animaterra)
Date: 22 Sep 09 - 01:03 PM

Just found this thread- Spaw, you know we just can't do without you! Listen to all these good folks advice, especially to your sainted wife, and get better, ok? Or next time I'm driving by, a mere 200 miles or so away I promise to come teach you a lesson you'll not forget!
Love you, dear friend!

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday!
From: olddude
Date: 21 Sep 09 - 06:56 PM

I just talked to him. He sound pretty darn good, he gets tired but he is doing everything right and taking it easy... Pretty much sounds like the old Spaw ...

Wonderful !!

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 21 Sep 09 - 01:17 PM

AWright! This is good news.

Spaw, here's what you do to regain your energy. Go to the Crazy Horse Monument webcam. Whenever I'm feeling a bit low on energy I just log on to that site and watch it for about five minutes. Five minutes is all I can take. I get so charged up that I have to run around the block about five times after that just to calm down! And it's a big block here. We're talking about a 3 mile run. Whew!

Yessir, that will do it. Go there now.

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday!
From: jacqui.c
Date: 21 Sep 09 - 11:04 AM

Well, there's an incentive to lose some weight!

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday!
From: SINSULL
Date: 21 Sep 09 - 08:38 AM

Spoke with Spaw last night. He sounds good but gets tired easily. He's been promised lobster when the doctor says he can have it - after he loses 20#. Hmmmm. Karen and the boys can have it whenever they want...

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 20 Sep 09 - 07:30 PM

this thread is a Good Read!

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday!
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Sep 09 - 06:59 PM

Huh?

Has he been sick(er) or somethin'?

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday!
From: maeve
Date: 20 Sep 09 - 06:12 PM

May the Bird of Parodies fly past your nose.
May he shed his feathers all over your toes.
May the elephant carry your beer and your clothes.
May your Karen have roses wherever she goes.

Welcome home, Spaw.

maeve

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday!
From: Zany Mouse
Date: 20 Sep 09 - 05:34 PM

Glad to see you up and about.

Blessings
Rhiannon and Mick

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday
From: Janie
Date: 20 Sep 09 - 04:46 PM

Welcome home!!!!