BS: Little Hawk?

Subject: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Gurney
Date: 28 Jul 10 - 04:25 PM

Haven't noticed any posts from him for a while. He's usually such a prolific poster. Maybe I missed something. Hope he's OK.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Ebbie
Date: 28 Jul 10 - 04:39 PM

you're right. It appears that he last posted on July 12.

Probably nothing to worry about. From time to time he goes cold turkey off the 'Cat.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: gnu
Date: 28 Jul 10 - 04:47 PM

I suspect he and Chongo and Shane are gone off on a wild rant to some licentious den of inequity and debauchery the likes of which he will deny entirely.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Amos
Date: 28 Jul 10 - 04:50 PM

I look forward to an assiduous and vehement denial of all charges.


A

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Wesley S
Date: 28 Jul 10 - 04:59 PM

The last I heard he was headed to the Middle East so that his calming influence could get all those folks settled down and peaceful again. Then he was going to swing by Ireland on the way home and get that situation fixed too. He won't be able to get to Korea for at least another week. Jet lag y'know.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Jul 10 - 05:10 PM

I thought he'd traveled to Europe to try to get the Kaiser to surrender.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: number 6
Date: 28 Jul 10 - 06:38 PM

He's busy at summer school taking courses to complete grade 11 .... if he had applied himself during the school year he wouldn't have had to go to summer school.

biLL

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Don Firth
Date: 28 Jul 10 - 06:46 PM

Nah, he's just levitated up to the High Lama in the mountain retreat of Shangri-la in Tibet for his periodic spiritual tune-up

(Or is that the High Llama at Machu Picchu?)

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: catspaw49
Date: 28 Jul 10 - 07:13 PM

He often goes walkabout ever since he had the clap after that affair with the cross-dressing, homosexual, transvestite, pig farmer from White Horse where Hawk was studying at the foot of the Great Hat, Cheech. Despondent over his inability to know any shit let alone jack shit, he picked up the pig farmer that he took to be a farmer's daughter. This all affected his already weak brain and his virtually non-existent balls as well.

The past several years he has searched for new gonads to no avail while his gray matter has turned a whiter shade of pale. He generally returns from these wandering totally worn out and so spends the next few weeks being butt-fucked by Chongo and watching Shane throw up.


Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Ed T
Date: 28 Jul 10 - 08:02 PM

The last I heard was he was taking experimetal pills, that he got on the internet, for converson into a dachshund.

He seemed long obsessed with watching re-runs of "the Fly" (first one and the remake) and the 1973 movie SSSSSSS.

In fact, he often quoted the character Dr. Carl Stoner, from SSSSSSS:

"I think I can turn to live with animals. They are so placid, so self contained. I stand and look at then long and long. They do not sweat and imply about their condition; They do not lay awake in the dark and weep for their sins; They do not make me sick discussing their duty to god. Not one is dissatisfied; not one is demented with the mania of owning things; not one kneels to another, nor to his kind who lived thousands of years ago; not one is respectable, or unhappy over the whole earth"

So, if you see a shaggy haired dachshund, running free range in TO, who seems interested in Bob Dylan, and pees on his own foot, it could actually be "the Hawkster".

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: olddude
Date: 28 Jul 10 - 08:14 PM

Wiener Dogs turned on him and murdered him in his sleep

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Ebbie
Date: 28 Jul 10 - 08:15 PM

And it is reported that his favorite canine running with him is none other than the Shat A remarkable transformation by all hands indeed.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Tug the Cox
Date: 28 Jul 10 - 08:28 PM

While the cat's away......

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Jul 10 - 09:02 PM

I think I saw him flying over Dillon, MT today, pursued by a covey of US F-18 jets.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Gurney
Date: 28 Jul 10 - 09:15 PM

Den of inequity, Gnu? Would that be the same thing as a court of law?

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 29 Jul 10 - 01:10 AM

When I first inquired on the other thread, He and I were sitting together, over here, just wondering what people would say...that being said, seriously, has anyone heard from him?

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Ernest
Date: 29 Jul 10 - 02:10 AM

Boldly gone where no dachshund has gone before. and no Shat.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: gnu
Date: 29 Jul 10 - 04:52 AM

Yes, Gurney, except that you KNOW you're gonna get screwed with laywers in the room.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Lox
Date: 29 Jul 10 - 05:05 AM

I can report that the conversion into a Daschund was succesful and the last I heard he was hanging around trying to look cute outside Winona Ryders house.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 29 Jul 10 - 05:15 AM

That mean, he can't climb stairs?

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: catspaw49
Date: 29 Jul 10 - 05:50 AM

Pretty much it does.......but on the otherhand it also means he got his wish of having a dick that would drag the ground...........

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 29 Jul 10 - 06:20 AM

Chongo was fed up with being discussed on MC and has him tied hand and foot.... feeding him dog food.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: WalkaboutsVerse
Date: 29 Jul 10 - 06:29 AM

Machu Picchu, Shangri La (Don)...wanderlust...

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: GUEST,Feral Cheryl
Date: 29 Jul 10 - 06:50 AM

He's leading my Shane astray, I last heard them talking about goin' down the creek to skull a few tinnies..

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: WalkaboutsVerse
Date: 29 Jul 10 - 11:56 AM

...aping Armstong's Tour de France..?

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Ed T
Date: 29 Jul 10 - 03:43 PM

Proof is in the t-shirt He has gone DASCHUND "ON KEYBOARD", I tell you.

http://www.zazzle.ca/cr/design/pt-shirt/?customize_it=true&pd=235340818277070774&get_started_dialog=false

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Ed T
Date: 29 Jul 10 - 03:55 PM

This was the last web site the little fellow visited before going missing:
http://www.popgadget.net/pets/index.php?page=2

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 29 Jul 10 - 05:37 PM

Just realised he's moved to the UK!

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 29 Jul 10 - 06:05 PM

Cool page, Georgiansilver!!

Still I'm missing him!!!(cupping hands around my mouth, and calling across the mountains and plains)..........

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-----HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO??!!?????!!!!???????!!!!

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Jul 10 - 06:32 PM

...and the pigs ate him?

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Ebbie
Date: 29 Jul 10 - 06:48 PM

No. He talked them out of it. They were so ashamed.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Genie
Date: 29 Jul 10 - 06:52 PM

Just wondering, with a bit of amusement, how long Hawk can stifle his powerful urge to sound off while he leaves us hanging in suspense wondering about his whereabouts.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Ebbie
Date: 29 Jul 10 - 06:59 PM

I'll just he is pacing the floor. :)

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: gnu
Date: 29 Jul 10 - 07:10 PM

He is obviously oblivious to our observations of his obfuscation or he is himself amused by the subtle accolades of some and enjoys lurking to engender same further.

However, there has been one post which leads me to believe he is neither or both.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Bobert
Date: 29 Jul 10 - 07:54 PM

Seriously, I think he's on one of his "pilgrimages"... I remember a few years back he wrote me and said he takes these things from time to time and kinda gets away from civilization (if you can can this that???) and contimplates "rocks" and other "spiritual" things... Hey, he'll be back soon and all will be mellow from Hawksburg until someone pulls his chain and says some bad about his monkey... Ahhhhhh, chimp...

Not to worry...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: catspaw49
Date: 29 Jul 10 - 08:48 PM

Yeah.....I've kinda' gotten used to it over the years. He takes time off now and again just to get away......Now if he'd just stay there..................away that is..................

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Jul 10 - 08:51 PM

Bobert, are you suggesting or even just outright SAYING that LH is off somewhere "pulling his monkey"? If he does that enough will he go blind or have green hair grow on the palms of his hands?

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Bobert
Date: 29 Jul 10 - 09:09 PM

No, no, Rap... Ya' gotta it all wrong... Well, okay, maybe not, I donno what he does with his monky when he's off on one of these things... But I can assure you that that ain't the only purpose of his "pilgrimage"... Now don't take this wrong but he has this thing with rocks... He thinks there are spirits locked inside them... I know it sounds crazy 'cause, frankly, it is but...

...hey, different strokes, ahhhhhhh, bad word... Well, ya'll know what I mean...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Jul 10 - 09:24 PM

So LH rocks, huh? What if he's right?

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Bobert
Date: 29 Jul 10 - 09:46 PM

...wouldn't be the first time... I mean, even a blind squirrel finds a nut now and then...

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Amos
Date: 29 Jul 10 - 09:49 PM

I think it depends on the rock. Kryptonite is for sure haunted with bad mojo, for example...

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Bobert
Date: 29 Jul 10 - 09:56 PM

Yeah, I reckon if ya' got yer cape on the stuff mess you up but...

... I always wondered if ol' Clarkie Boy was in street clothes if the stuff would mess with him???

They never addressed that an' prolly cost me a couple grand on the shrink-couch time...

Maybe I oughtta take me a little pilgramage myself???

I donno???

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 29 Jul 10 - 11:49 PM

Rapaire: "Bobert, are you suggesting or even just outright SAYING that LH is off somewhere "pulling his monkey"? If he does that enough will he go blind or have green hair grow on the palms of his hands?"


Hey kids!...How many times have I told you not to do THAT!....You'll go BLIND!!!!






























                                          Hey Dad,...We're over here!


GfS

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Janie
Date: 30 Jul 10 - 12:29 AM

Don't look, Ethel - er - LH!

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Gurney
Date: 30 Jul 10 - 01:12 AM

Ebbie, did you lose your bet at 06:59PM?

Note to myself. Must STOP proofreading other people's posts.

And proofread my own more better. :-)

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Ebbie
Date: 30 Jul 10 - 01:32 AM

I was trying to think of a smart answer: "I'll just..." but there is no sentence that opens that way without a verb attached, so you got me. :)

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: GUEST,Vladimir the Inhaler
Date: 30 Jul 10 - 05:11 AM

I'm not saying a word (* burp *)



Vlad

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Ed T
Date: 30 Jul 10 - 07:08 AM

The ability to spiritually merge with Nature is the essence of ancient Celtic shapeshifting (Druids). With practice, for example, one could feel what it is like to be inside a Canadian beaver's body. Or, to be, on a daily basis, at home, and on the internet, attuned to the instincts and knowledge of the Hawk. More masterful still is the ability to align one's energy with another life form and to be perceived as that life form in all facits of life. Finally, with intense focus and spirituality (this may need periods away from society), one could take on the physical form of another animal. For example, the dachshund.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Bobert
Date: 30 Jul 10 - 08:06 AM

Another rock meditator speaks out...

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: WalkaboutsVerse
Date: 30 Jul 10 - 08:49 AM

...paying homage at Hartlepool..?

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: gnu
Date: 30 Jul 10 - 09:12 AM

"H'Angus the Monkey"... hahahaaa

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Ed T
Date: 30 Jul 10 - 09:44 AM

If he went to Moncton or Winnipeg, the "skeeters" could have gotten him...though I suspect his skin is thick.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Bobert
Date: 30 Jul 10 - 10:31 AM

He mighta gone there to meditate with the "skeeters"...

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Amos
Date: 30 Jul 10 - 11:03 AM

IF his skin is thick it is only due to the hundreds of hours of assiduous labor I have invested in tweaking him on every vulnerable spot, mercilessly hardening him to the thongs and arrows of outrageous fortune.


A

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Jul 10 - 11:09 AM

I figured it out. He went to the outhouse the other night and his good buddy Shame propped the door closed with a 2x4. Basically, he's locked in his bathroom.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: olddude
Date: 30 Jul 10 - 11:21 AM

Ok now all the teasing aside, where is he really ... is he ok?

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 30 Jul 10 - 11:42 AM

olddude, Same here. When I was posting on the oil spill thread, I posted the same thing. Now we have this thread, asking the same question. Somebody must know......

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: WalkaboutsVerse
Date: 30 Jul 10 - 12:06 PM

...in London - free, via Max's suitcase..?

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Bobert
Date: 30 Jul 10 - 12:18 PM

If I had to bet he's doin' exactly what I said... I call 'um pilgrimages... I'm sure that LH has his own name fir them... I think he'll be back within a week so not to worry... Now if he ain't then...

...it's worry time... As fir now??? Turn the stereo up...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: frogprince
Date: 30 Jul 10 - 12:25 PM

With his jones for native American tradition, does he call 'em "vision quests"?

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: gnu
Date: 30 Jul 10 - 01:54 PM

More importantly, does wheel & axle grease get runny and drip in hot weather? I want to use up some old grease in the my grease gun on a garage door opener chain but I don't want the grease to drip on the car.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Ebbie
Date: 30 Jul 10 - 02:45 PM

gnu, I'll stick in my oar here. I remember my father greasing up the wheels of farm wagons- I still even remember the shiny blueish tint- amazing what memory is!

Anyway, I don't remember the grease ever 'weeping'.

Now, this was, like, 60 years ago. The grease today could be even better. Or it could be worse. :)

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: gnu
Date: 30 Jul 10 - 03:59 PM

Thanks Ebbie.

I can't find my tube of caliper grease. Maybe LH took it.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: olddude
Date: 30 Jul 10 - 04:02 PM

is there any truth that he really did shave his head and took off with his accordion dressed as a monk

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: gnu
Date: 30 Jul 10 - 04:23 PM

Why would he dress his accordion as a monk? Or did you typo on monkey?

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Ebbie
Date: 30 Jul 10 - 04:31 PM

LOL

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: WalkaboutsVerse
Date: 30 Jul 10 - 04:31 PM

A bad habit?!

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Jul 10 - 06:17 PM

Fret not, worry not. He will return. Like a bad penny, or the flu, or like a little hawk to its nest, he shall return. If he doesn't I can always publish his phone number and y'all can call him.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Jul 10 - 06:20 PM

By the way and for whatever it's worth, he is actually a very, very top executive with British Petroleum, sitting at a position beyond that of Chairman of the Board. In fact, BP cannot do without him and pays him Big Buck$$$ for his advice and service to the company. Yes, our own Little Hawk is the only person in the world who knows were the keys to be Executive Washroom are.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: akenaton
Date: 30 Jul 10 - 06:23 PM

Maybe he's been "sent to Coventry"??

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: gnu
Date: 30 Jul 10 - 07:07 PM

Rap... "Yes, our own Little Hawk is the only person in the world who knows were the keys to be Executive Washroom are." Is that why the world has been pissed on?

ake.... hahahahaa!

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Ebbie
Date: 30 Jul 10 - 07:09 PM

By George, ake, you may be right.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: gnu
Date: 30 Jul 10 - 07:23 PM

Ebbie... hahahahaa too!

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 30 Jul 10 - 10:04 PM

To Little Hawk...Where ever you are!!!!

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: JennieG
Date: 31 Jul 10 - 12:39 AM

P'raps he's here in sunny Oz......

Cheers
JennieG

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Ed T
Date: 31 Jul 10 - 09:02 AM

Could LH be a Senior Digambar monk, following the practice of Lord Mahavira, in Ontario's vastness... with only a peacock feather broom and a water gourd, enjoying the energy of rocks, while "wearing the environment".

I can see him now... traversing the axis mundi, gaining control over spirits to influence the 'oft harsh Canadian weather, I suspect through astral projection, traveling to upper and lower worlds.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: gnu
Date: 01 Aug 10 - 08:41 AM

Subject: RE: Experiences meeting 'catters ?
From: olddude - PM
Date: 01 Aug 10 - 08:27 AM

I never met anything made with Jello that I liked
and I never met a cup of coffee and a donut that I didn't like

and I hope Little Hawk gets to meet Winona Ryder someday

*************************************************************

Eloped?

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Bobert
Date: 01 Aug 10 - 08:58 AM

Me thinks I saw him in a picture on TV this moenin' comin' outta Chelsea Clinton's weddin'... I donno??? Looked like him... Skinny with dark (prolly dyed) hair... Maybe he did a couple Dylan tunes at the party???

As fir Winona??? He way past her, folks... I think Ms. Sarah has nudged the poor gal outta LH's mind...

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: olddude
Date: 01 Aug 10 - 09:31 AM

Well Bobster, I do hope it is Ms Sarah ... and granted she is a looker and I think the Hawk could fix her politics fer her ... you maybe onto somethin there bro

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Bobert
Date: 01 Aug 10 - 09:58 AM

Well, I was thinkin' that Ms. Sarah could fix LH's politics, ol'ster... *grin*...

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 01 Aug 10 - 10:00 AM

I reckonOlddude nailed it... LH has met Winona.... hence his non-appearance here.. I guess he's too busy!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Aug 10 - 10:43 AM

Is this here Winona Ryder any relative of Red? Maybe his wife or sister or something? Ol' LH is in big trouble iffen he's messin' around with Red's wimmenfolk.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Ebbie
Date: 01 Aug 10 - 11:00 AM

Wonder if Winona is into Jello pits? Not everyone is like you, olddude.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Don Firth
Date: 01 Aug 10 - 08:53 PM

He was headin' for the outhouse to take a crap and got et up by the hawgs. . . .

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Genie
Date: 01 Aug 10 - 09:14 PM

Nah, methinks he was tryin' on one o' them there "thongs of outrageous fortune" thet Amos wuz talkin' about throwin' at him, and he got hisse'f inextricably tangled up in the durned thang.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Beer
Date: 01 Aug 10 - 09:53 PM

Everyone has it wrong. L/H has been hired by the Toronto Maple Leaf's hockey organization to solve the problem as to why they are the longest running team not to have won the Stanley Cup. Inside information has come to me that Little Hawk will be the majority share holder and that within 2 years the Maple Leafs will posses the prize.
Go for it L/H. It is time.
and I don't even like the Maple Leafs as I'm a Red Wing fan but it is time.
Ad.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Aug 10 - 09:58 PM

I think he's taken a job with the Cubs, teaching them baseball.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Beer
Date: 01 Aug 10 - 10:12 PM

Ha!hahahaha!!
that is also a possibility.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Gurney
Date: 02 Aug 10 - 03:21 AM

I've been enjoying the theories, and thought of a good one, but then I thought; what if he's been run over by a steamroller, and is currently domiciled in a couple of wards at hospital! Hands too weak to type! He'd be SO frustrated.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 02 Aug 10 - 04:09 AM

Don't ride off...come back...to me!!


Sigh-h-h-h-h-h-h-h!

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: gnu
Date: 02 Aug 10 - 06:20 AM

Beer... Tronna? I heard he was trying to get a job as the Chicago Blackhawks Ice Crew manager.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Aug 10 - 10:54 AM

Has anyone notified...The Mounties? Sgt. Preston et al. could find him!

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: gnu
Date: 02 Aug 10 - 11:12 AM

Rap.... rather, Sgt. Renfrew of the Royal Mounted and his faithful dog Cuddles.

(Character played by Royal Canadian Air Farce troupe member David Broadfoot.)

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: gnu
Date: 02 Aug 10 - 02:34 PM

The OPP have issued an APB for this man, , alias Little Hawk, alias Chongo, alias Shane McBride, alias Don McBride, reported last seen in Blind River, Ontario, Canada at a porta-potty rental company by one Feral Cheryl, described as a person of interest now being sought for questioning by the OPP Vice Squad on related matters.

Anyone encountering any of the individuals named above are asked not to approach them but are asked to to contact the OPP immediately.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Aug 10 - 05:22 PM

You probably wouldn't want to approach them...or be downwind, or....

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: gnu
Date: 02 Aug 10 - 07:12 PM

Rap, the OPP are rather actively seeking Feral Cheryl... it gets lonely and cold on night shift in Northern Ontario.

Oh, and there is one officer that really wants to meet Shane. Or Chongo. He's quite "liberal".

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Ed T
Date: 02 Aug 10 - 08:16 PM

Could he be here?

Strange is a hamlet on the western outskirt of King City located in King Township, Ontario, Canada.


Or, could this be a clue?

TORONTO - A strange creature pulled from a northern Ontario creek, near the tiny community of Kitchenuhmaykoosib Inninuwug, near the shores of Hudson Bay, could be evidence of the elusive beast called "omagimaakos" - or "the ugly one."

A sighting of an omagimaakos is an omen of bad things to come.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: TheSnail
Date: 03 Aug 10 - 05:05 AM

I'm not sure of the significance, but the Google Ads at the top of this page at the moment are for Industrial Lubricants and Grease Nipples.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: gnu
Date: 03 Aug 10 - 06:03 AM

I just saw this ad.

Another omen?

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Ed T
Date: 03 Aug 10 - 09:28 AM

Neil Young and LH both sing in Ontario...I thought that this Neil Young parody song may be important...to the LH saga?
http://neilyoungnews.thrasherswheat.org/2009/12/national-lampoons-southern-california.html

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Genie
Date: 03 Aug 10 - 09:31 AM

Aw, gee, Ed. Shouldn't we have saved that 100th post for the Hawkster himself?

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Ed T
Date: 03 Aug 10 - 09:38 AM

LH,

In case you can see this thread, cannot reply, but need "the old recipe"...here it is:

"Recipe for Better Crocked Brownies" by Michelle Burroughs

INGREDIENTS:

* 2 boxes of your favorite brownie mix -- and all the ingredients. You are going to follow the recipe on the back of the brownie box but there will be one small addition. When it calls for the oil you will use the pot butter instead. If the recipe calls for 1/3 cup of oil, use 1/3 cup of butter or margarine plus the pot.

* 1 quarter of mid-grade pot. (If you've just bought some sensemilia, don't bother baking, just load up a big bowl.)

ACCESSORIES:

* 1 Frisbee or album cover

* 1 Student ID card, or a matchbook will do

* 1 Coffee bean grinder, ar hammer it into a pulp with something, you know,
like a hammer and some paper towels.

When choosing your brownie mix make sure that the recipe calls for oil; I don't recommend getting the kind with frosting because these brownies are really rich and the frosting will make you want to puke.

At some point *the pot needs to be cleaned*. This is when the bong hit comes in. This can be a very pleasurable and rewarding experience if accompanied by your favorite TV show, like and episode of "The Beverly Hillbillies." Use your ID card and the Frisbee to clean the pot. Remove all of the stems and seed you can. This takes the "woody" taste out of the brownies.

Throw the pot into a COFFEE GRINDER so it comes out in a powdered form. After you have smoked the pot, add the butter; put in in a pan to slowly simmer. This process will take about 3 hours. The best time to do this part is on a Saturday morning around 10:00. This way there is about an hour of CARTOONS and then a JAPANESE MONSTER MOVIE comes on. This task does take a little skill because the butter cannot be allowed to burn, so I recommend putting it on the lowest setting and stirring every ten minutes or so. When GODZILLA
DIES, you know your butter is ready. Now just follow the recipe that's on the back of the box!

Another hint: make sure that there are alternate munchies around, because when your brownies kick in, you don't want to forage on too many of them.


- from "Dazed and Confused" (St. Martin's Press, New York, 1993).

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Donuel
Date: 03 Aug 10 - 10:23 AM

As harvest season draws near one is very busy eliminating male flower formation and tasting the females.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: olddude
Date: 03 Aug 10 - 10:31 AM

Donuel
    one time back in the 70's a lady brought in her brownies at an office party (this was at work) ... People were raving at the brownies and how great they were ... She had them loaded up with some high grade home grown ... LOL ...

The big bosses were all talking the next day saying wow those were wonderful brownies ...

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 03 Aug 10 - 12:46 PM

You askin' me???

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: WalkaboutsVerse
Date: 03 Aug 10 - 01:25 PM

...more than once!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Ebbie
Date: 03 Aug 10 - 01:30 PM

'Little Hawk's New Name'? Is the Hawk in a protection program, perhaps? Is Orillia a dangerous place ruled by the gasp mob? I can easily foresee that he might run afoul of them.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 03 Aug 10 - 01:40 PM

Is it really him..or..............

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Joe Offer
Date: 03 Aug 10 - 04:15 PM

Yes, as a matter of fact, the post at 12:46 PM is genuine.
I feel much better now.

-Joe-

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Ebbie
Date: 03 Aug 10 - 04:17 PM

What?! Chongo has learned to write?

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Ed T
Date: 03 Aug 10 - 04:20 PM

This looks a bit like him....and we know he really likes Dylan?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZq9ANjMsWc

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: gnu
Date: 03 Aug 10 - 04:27 PM

JOE! Spoil sport! Grrrrr.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Ed T
Date: 03 Aug 10 - 04:36 PM

This kind of looks like LH's home studio, and I seem to recognize the shirt the dude is wearing in the background as one LH wore in a jam session:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYD-JBL1vhM

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: gnu
Date: 03 Aug 10 - 05:08 PM

Wow, Ed... that's a toe tapper fer sure eh?

Is that Cheryl? She looks like a Feral.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Don Firth
Date: 03 Aug 10 - 06:58 PM

Has he been spotted out in the Pacific Northwest?

That could explain THIS report.

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Ed T
Date: 03 Aug 10 - 07:23 PM

When the cock is drunk, he forgets about the hawk. Ghana source

Man go to bed with itchy bum wake up with smelly fingers. African source

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Ed T
Date: 03 Aug 10 - 07:38 PM

Maybe he is merely doing research on the family tree, his Mothers side, the cucurbitaceae side of the family, that is?

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Joe Offer
Date: 03 Aug 10 - 08:18 PM

You "gnu" all along, gnu?

Hey, I was worried...

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: olddude
Date: 03 Aug 10 - 08:27 PM

Whoooo whatever theyw ere drinkin in that video ... stay away from it.
Gosh .. must be some shine from Bobster ... What a voice the lady has also ... wow .. eat yer heart out Joni Mitchell

a toe tapper

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Amos
Date: 03 Aug 10 - 08:39 PM

Gnu:

That depends on whose ox gets gourd, I think...

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Ed T
Date: 03 Aug 10 - 10:21 PM

Don't try this at home:

http://www.huntme007.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/image002.jpg

Could this be LH?
http://www.flickr.com/photos/aliscarpulla/4604290860/

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: katlaughing
Date: 03 Aug 10 - 10:43 PM

I, for one, have been a bit concerned and was watching for his posting, but I never thought to look for that stoopid chimp's posting for him! Sorry, Chongo...I miss LH!

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 03 Aug 10 - 10:55 PM

Joe Offer: "Yes, as a matter of fact, the post at 12:46 PM is genuine.
I feel much better now."

-Joe-
Is it true???..ohh my hero-o-o-o!!!

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Genie
Date: 03 Aug 10 - 11:08 PM

Ed, maybe it's also true that
"When the hawk is drunk, he forgets about his cock?"
(Or is it just the opposite?)

Anyway, if this is really Hawk, it could help explain his extended absence. He's obviously been somewhere in the tropics working on his tan.

And letting his hair grow a bit too.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Amos
Date: 03 Aug 10 - 11:13 PM

Wow, GTS...you do dredge up some rare wonders!


A

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 04 Aug 10 - 01:15 AM

Amos Lightfoot: "Wow, GTS...you do dredge up some rare wonders!"

Was nothing! Sanity has HUGE archives, and instant recall. Did you like it?..I sorta thought it fit.

Smilin' at ya',
GfS

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 04 Aug 10 - 01:17 AM

...and by the way, Nelson Eddy and Jeanette MacDonald were hot!

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 04 Aug 10 - 01:46 AM

Amos, check this scene out, from 'Maytime'. In this scene, in the film, they are on stage doing an opera. Watch in full screen, from about 6:10, on out..the intensity of the two of them, who, in real life were lovers, but in secret, because of MGM's policies. MGM would not allow them to marry(true story). Nelson proposed to her in Lake Tahoe, when they were filming 'Rose Marie' (the earlier 'Mountie' clip I posted earlier, where they do "Indian Love Call")...but because of their professional commitments and entanglements, she couldn't say 'Yes'. In real life, though they both got married to others, they still had a relationship going on....for decades, on the sly!

With that in mind, watch the clip:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1rI8hcBgIw

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 04 Aug 10 - 01:55 AM

Read my previous notes, before you click the link!

Sorry..here's the blue clicky for the link in the previous post.

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Joe Offer
Date: 04 Aug 10 - 02:18 AM

GfS, I might agree that Nelson Eddy and Jeanette MacDonald were hot....but are you comparing them to Little Hawk and Chongo Chimp? There's no comparison, none at all....

-Joe-


P.S. I'm enjoying the music in the Nelson Eddy and Jeanette MacDonald clips. first, "Soon-a Will Be Done," and now Tchaikovsky.

-Joe-

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 04 Aug 10 - 02:44 AM

Joe Offer: "GfS, I might agree that Nelson Eddy and Jeanette MacDonald were hot....but are you comparing them to Little Hawk and Chongo Chimp? There's no comparison, none at all...."


Are you trying to break my heart???

Wink, GfS

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Joe Offer
Date: 04 Aug 10 - 02:46 AM

I was drinking a glass of milk when I read that, GfS.
Need I say more?

-Joe-

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 04 Aug 10 - 11:18 AM

Joe, did you just dribble?...or go into full aerosol-mouth mode???

Inquisitively,
GfS

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 05 Aug 10 - 11:24 AM

Now I'm pacing the floor, pounding down coffee, and smoking like an old locomotive!
Little Hawk!..Get here right now, and tell us "It ain't true!"
Damn chimp!

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: GUEST,number 6
Date: 05 Aug 10 - 11:31 AM

truthfully ... I somewhat admire Little Hawk for kicking his internet addiction ... after all he did say he was addicted and that's why he was constantly hanging out here in the Madcat.

biLL

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Ebbie
Date: 05 Aug 10 - 11:41 AM

Well, all I can say, biLL, is that if you don't try to kick it, it doesn't pain at all. :)

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: GUEST,number 6
Date: 05 Aug 10 - 11:45 AM

Yeah ... I know Ebbie.

biLL   :-)

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 05 Aug 10 - 11:51 AM

number 6: "truthfully ... I somewhat admire Little Hawk for kicking his internet addiction ... after all he did say he was addicted and that's why he was constantly hanging out here in the Madcat."

It's that damn chimp....wants all the attention!

Actually, I didn't know that. ...hmmm, I've done the same, too, but it was because I had to focus more time, on my music, and just couldn't be on as much.

Maybe, to curb his addiction to the internet, he's taken up drinking and shooting up.......just so long as he isn't philandering around with lewd and lascivious monkey!....then I start to wonder....does he have a monkey on his back???...maybe its a new position...stop it Hawk!..I can't bear the thought of it!

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: GUEST,number 6
Date: 05 Aug 10 - 12:45 PM

Yeah ... your right. He probably has to taken up the drink ... to drown his pain ... I'll bet he hanging out at the Queen's Hotel down in Barrie, knocking back cheap drafts ... The Queen's is a long time infamous saloon, in Barrie, just south of Orillia for those of you that are unfamiliar with LH's neck of the woods.

biLL

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Amos
Date: 05 Aug 10 - 12:47 PM

I appreciate the information, but I have no desire to become familiar with LH's neck.

:>)

A

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 05 Aug 10 - 12:58 PM

The Queens! I been there. It is a flippin' hole, eh? I went there after they let me outta the Barrie jail fer that insidente at the Merryposa Fehstiville. Man, are there some UGLY flippin' dudes that hang out at that place, eh? The Queens I mean. Not the jail. Achshally there are some real ugly dudes hangin' out at the jail too but htat is normle.

- Shane

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Amos
Date: 05 Aug 10 - 01:06 PM

HArk!! The Invisible Hand of the HAwk!!


A

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: GUEST,number 6
Date: 05 Aug 10 - 01:07 PM

Whoa ... The Queen's Hotel has wi-fi !!

biLL

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Ebbie
Date: 05 Aug 10 - 01:08 PM

The Hawk talon. Or should that be The Hawk Beak?

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Bobert
Date: 05 Aug 10 - 01:10 PM

Hmmmm, seems that Betty Ford is slowly wearin' off...

Oh well??? Addcitions are kinda difficult to kick, right shane 'ol boy???

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 05 Aug 10 - 01:15 PM

Flip off, retread.

- Shane

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Amos
Date: 05 Aug 10 - 02:19 PM

Hell, I ain't talon.


A

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Aug 10 - 03:53 PM

The so-called "Shame" who posts under the name "BDIBR" probably doesn't realize that those initials describe a truly foul and disgusting sexual act involving worm guts in the language of the Anacta people of NW Idaho. But then, it's just Shame, who is probably familiar with such things from personal experience.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 05 Aug 10 - 04:39 PM

Yeah and you can just go flip yerself sideways from Sunday, eh?

- Shane

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Ebbie
Date: 05 Aug 10 - 05:20 PM

If an addiction were not hard to shake, it would not be an addiction. But I must say, an addiction to the Mudcat isn't that bad.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 05 Aug 10 - 05:44 PM

Amos Lightfoot: "I appreciate the information, but I have no desire to become familiar with LH's neck".

Well you'll have to fight the chimp to get at it!!

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 05 Aug 10 - 06:05 PM

.....the 'other' part, that is!

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Bobert
Date: 05 Aug 10 - 06:27 PM

Yeah, Eb... As far as addictions go, hey, an occasional stop in Mudville is one heck of alot better than mainlining herion... Cheaper, too...

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: gnu
Date: 05 Aug 10 - 06:32 PM

So, where were you, LH? And what wisdom did you engage while away that you can impart to us?

Or were you just goofin off?

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 05 Aug 10 - 06:33 PM

I ain't got no interest in LH's neck whatsoever.

THIS is the kinda neck I like:

Now THAT's a neck! (scroll down slightly for the picture)





- Chongo

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 05 Aug 10 - 06:34 PM

And the rest of her ain't bad either...

- Chongo

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Aug 10 - 07:55 PM

Now if only Petunia Rotleg would show up....

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Ebbie
Date: 05 Aug 10 - 08:31 PM

Dear god. One of those pictured is a real loser- made only 2 million last year.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Bobert
Date: 05 Aug 10 - 08:37 PM

We agree on this one, Chongz... But like all the other ones that LH has fanticized over, this one is also, ahhhhh, taken... Tell the boy that there is such a thing as a single womenz, will ya'???

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Aug 10 - 09:22 PM

Winona Ryder is single, Bobert.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Ebbie
Date: 05 Aug 10 - 10:32 PM

And he's back! Couldn't resist Winona, eh, Little Hawk? (Welcome back)

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Aug 10 - 11:56 PM

Well, so much for Petunia Rotleg, the Grande Dame of Ditchdale, showing up.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 06 Aug 10 - 01:50 AM

YO-HO!!!....Wondered where you were..(as if you couldn't tell).....so, how many times did you read the mail?...just wondering how much you're loved..on here?.....ya' little shit!

Winking(but relieved),

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Gurney
Date: 06 Aug 10 - 02:19 AM

Now we know the system. Mention Winona and he's back like a snapped elastic!

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Bobert
Date: 06 Aug 10 - 07:37 AM

Hey, you sayin' LH is like "snapped elastic"??? "Snapped", maybe but I don't unnderstand the elastic part... Nevermind, it really ain't important...

Well, okay, LH, here's the question??? First of all, glad to see that the bail bondsman got ya out... Second, when's the trial... Third, you gonna cop a plea and lastly...

...Winona gonna be real steamed when she finds out that yer flauntin' yer love intertests in Anjeline Jolie's direction... Sho nuff don't want to be you when Winona comes knockin' on yer door...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Aug 10 - 10:34 AM

Oh? Was he gone?

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 06 Aug 10 - 11:26 AM

Bobert, He can't help it He's a heart-breaker....I know!

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Bobert
Date: 06 Aug 10 - 11:46 AM

What, GfS??? He dump you, too??? Hey, you can call up Winona and have a good cry with her...

B;~)

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Aug 10 - 12:45 PM

It was Chongo who mentioned Angelina Jolie, not me. When will you people get it through your thick heads that Chongo thinks for himself independently from me? He is his own ape. I may have created his persona originally, but he has his own separate agenda and it does not necessarily resemble mine in any way at all.

He, for instance, isn't interested in Winona Ryder at all. I don't think I've ever heard him mention her name.

As for Angelina Jolie, she's clearly a fine looking woman, but she's not one that I focus on to any great extent. I merely acknowledge the fact that she is a fine looking woman (and a good actress), and I leave it at that. She doesn't haunt my fantasies.

Chongo thinks entirely differently from me. I know how he thinks, and it's very differently from me. That's what I find refreshing about him. The same goes for Shane...but along a completely different tangent, obviously.

If Shane and Chongo ever met, I expect they would each regard the other with a mixture of contempt, horror, and disgust. ;-) Shane would be fascinated, though, by the fact that "The monkey can talk!" He'd want to take Chongo back to Blind River and show him off to the locals and win bets with him. Chongo, on the other hand, would not be fascinated by Shane. He would regard him as a vile piece of worthless trash littering the street.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: frogprince
Date: 06 Aug 10 - 12:53 PM

"When will you people get it through your thick heads that Chongo thinks for himself independently from me? He is his own ape. I may have created his persona originally, but he has his own separate agenda and it does not necessarily resemble mine in any way at all"

Uhhh..L.H...? I hate to tell ya, but that sounds a lot like it could be an accurate self-diagnosis of something that might need lookin' into.   : )

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Aug 10 - 01:02 PM

What good would it be developing fictional characters who are exactly like I already am?

That was John Wayne's acting technique after all, wasn't it, and his acting generally sucked! ;-) (although there were a few movies where it worked out okay)

Is there only one version of you in your head? If so, wouldn't you get bored with the part after awhile? I certainly would.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 06 Aug 10 - 01:05 PM

Little Hawk is nuts. But at least he ain't dangerous. So it ain't all bad. I wouldn't worry about it none. There are a lot more important things to worry about than that.

- Chongo

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Les from Hull
Date: 06 Aug 10 - 01:12 PM

I can think of another actor whose acting sucked. Some Canadian bloke, now what was his name?

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: gnu
Date: 06 Aug 10 - 01:40 PM

Les... "A Canadian actor whose acting sucked."

What? Are you shattin us?

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: gnu
Date: 06 Aug 10 - 02:09 PM

Maybe LH will have his head turned by Caroline Guiliani now.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Aug 10 - 02:56 PM

Huh?

Why the heck would I...?

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Aug 10 - 02:58 PM

Okay, I had a look on Google.

Nope. Not my type.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: frogprince
Date: 06 Aug 10 - 02:59 PM

I think gnu means, 'cause Caroline and Wynona both have "uplifting" personalities.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Gurney
Date: 06 Aug 10 - 03:06 PM

Good question. Good question. If, as attested by Norma Jean, gentlemen DO prefer blondes, then LH's preference for a brunette is entirely understandable. :-)

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: gnu
Date: 06 Aug 10 - 03:07 PM

froggy! Hahahaha... perfect!

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: GUEST,Officer Jennifer Dana, OPP
Date: 06 Aug 10 - 03:15 PM

The person known here as "Little Hawk" has been released; he is considered neither a flight risk nor a risk to the public or to himself. It is the hope of the Courts and the Ontario Provincial Police that friends will watch and should any further drunkenness or other disorder occur that they will notify the OPP at once.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Aug 10 - 03:16 PM

?

Has Caroline Giuliani also been arrested for shoplifting?

Look, guys, Winona was probably just very depressed at the time, and that's why she did it. Anyway, it has no bearing on my interest in her.

Gentlemen "preferred" blondes back when that statement was made for no other reason than that Hollywood was pushing blondes at that time for some reason. That sort of thing is cyclical, like the length of skirts and hairdos.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: gnu
Date: 06 Aug 10 - 03:20 PM

They were pushing hair dye.

Officer Dana cited drunkeness? You were off on a bender?

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 06 Aug 10 - 03:37 PM

I been tellin' him for years that alcohol helps. Maybe he finally listened. You can't trust a man that never has a drink!

- Chongo

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Gurney
Date: 06 Aug 10 - 07:48 PM

'Pushing blondes..... FOR SOME REASON.'

I appreciate that you are younger than me, L.H., but the reason should be very apparent! Did you never SEE that milk-hued person?

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Bobert
Date: 06 Aug 10 - 09:01 PM

I donno... Here we have this "gentlemen prefer blonds" and then we have Winona who ain't blond and we have Angelina who ain't blond but then we have Caroline who is kinda blond... Looks more like Iraish redhead to me but, hey...

No matter, maybe LH ain't into them blonds afterall... I donno... Doesn't much matter...

What does matter is that he's made bail... That's a good thing 'cause that means that the court doesn't think he's gonna hurt anyone before the trial... Okay, he did have some time to develope yet another character in this Pitchfork guy but, hey??? Waht's ya' gonna do fir 30 days in the jail house??? Play cards 24/7??? Nah... Cards get old in jail...

Heck, maybe he's invented several more characters and is introducin' 'um one by one... Maybe he get up to a hunnert or so... That would be cool... I mean, after a few they tend to bleed into others and next thing ya' know the boy has a best leagl defense there is: "Awwww, ya' see judge, it wasn't exactly me who did that crime but this guy who is borrowing a small portion of my brainerator"... Yep, that outta be good 'nuff to get him postin' from his new digs at the state mental hospital but, at least, his record will be clean...

I mean, I heard on the street that Winona ain't into messin' with criminals... That's a good thing for them both...

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Aug 10 - 10:09 PM

Gurney, I know you may find this really hard to understand...but I simply tend to prefer brunette women for some reason. I also tend to admire somewhat tanned skin more than I do very pale skin. I'm always willing to bend these perceptions and make exceptions on the basis of personality, etc...but that gives you the general idea.

Winona Ryder, who is normally seen with dark hair, is in fact a natural blonde who dyes her hair dark. I know this intellectually, but I am still easily manipulated by superficial appearances, it seems, thus I find her very attractive. Just goes to show how powerful instinctive visual triggers can be, doesn't it?

*****

Bobert? Word on the street is yer dog can't hunt. Don't feel bad, son, cos mine can't either. He's too damn lazy. Try collectin' yer dawg's pee in cups and see if you kin find a good use fer it. There has gotta be a pracktickle use fer that stuff, eh? Keep lookin'.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: frogprince
Date: 06 Aug 10 - 10:33 PM

Why is a gal with a bikini tan like Kentucky Fried Chicken?












'cause I like the white part.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Bobert
Date: 06 Aug 10 - 10:44 PM

Well, of course my dog don't hunt... Sniff... My dog is dead... I miss that dog, too... Best dog that ever was, he was... I remember goin' to get him when he was just a pup... He had them big brown eyes that said "take me home... daddy" and so I took him home and we became the best of buddies and then I fell down the well and...

What dog you talkin' 'bout, LH...

Heck, who needs a dog... I gotta sumabichin' fox who thinks he lives here... Might of fact, ahhhh, he does live here until I gives him some lead poisonin' (wink, wink)...

But nevermind that fox... I'll shoot the little trouble maker whne he's ready to get shot...

But real sorry that yer dog is useless, LH... When they get that way ya' gotta give 'um pep talks an' play ball with 'um and play towell with 'um... I love playin' towell with dogs... They all take it so seriously??? What's that about??? You drop the towell in the yard and they walk over it like it weren't there... You pick it up and it takes on life and them dogs just gotta have to have it???

I know, I know... The dogs prolly sittin' 'round talkin' about how dumb we are...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Aug 10 - 10:50 PM

I'm not saying he's completely useless, Bobert. The way I see it, he could do great at the following jobs:

1. doorstop

2. bookend

3. paperweight

4. lawn ornament (if yer not too fussy)

5. vulture lure

6. industrial-strength air de-freshener

7. bear or wolf bait

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Amos
Date: 06 Aug 10 - 11:43 PM

You could say the same about any one of your imaginary characters, LH!! Except for the air-freshener part...

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 07 Aug 10 - 02:58 AM

Tsk! You are so wrong, Amos.

First of all, I said "air de-freshener" not "air freshener". An air de-freshener is designed to make a place smell worse not better. Capiche? My dog makes a place smell worse. A lot worse!

Next, you are again wrong in a number of ways.

Example 1: Penelope Rutledge

1. doorstop? No! She moves around too much.

2. bookend? No! Same reason as above.

3. paperweight? No! Same reason as above.

4. lawn ornament? Perhaps...if it wasn't for the fact that she moves around too much and wouldn't be willing to remain in one spot. Same reason as above, in other words.

5. vulture lure? Only if she was dead. And she isn't. My dog isn't either...but he appears to be, and that is the key.

6. industrial-strength air de-freshener? Certainly not! Penelope smells good.

7. bear or wolf bait? Theoretically, yes...but Penelope is much too smart to be used that way and she wouldn't allow it.

Your score on that one is ZERO, Amos.

Would you like some more examples?

Only my dog meets all of the criteria 1-7, I assure you. Shane would meet some of them, but only probably 2 or 3 of them...maybe 4 at the most.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Aug 10 - 10:18 PM

Bobert, I too had a dog like that, and one day I too fell into a well. I yelled at him to get help, but the next thing I know he's up topside, scraping dirt like mad, trying fill in the well. After that we weren't such good pals as we had been. In fact, he got distemper or colic or something and bit my brother, who now runs rabbits and howls at the moon. We've kept him on a leash for years, but he IS a good huntin' dog, mostly, and since we had him fixed he's no real bother at all.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Bobert
Date: 07 Aug 10 - 10:50 PM

Sorry, Rap... Most of my ol' friends ain't doin' too much better than yer dawg... No bother at all, that is...

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 07 Aug 10 - 11:47 PM

If they had Rapaire fixed, he'd be no problem at all either.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 08 Aug 10 - 12:19 AM

Seems to me you guys are wasting a lot of perfectly good BS in this thread that you could be running over in the MOAB.

Just sayin'.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Slag
Date: 08 Aug 10 - 04:19 PM

PSSSSSSssssssssssrrr! That's Hawk-ese for "Hey there Pilgrim ! don't be disssssssin' my portryal of Genghis Khan."....the Duke

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Aug 10 - 04:46 PM

His portrayal of Genghis Khan ranks among the worst, most miscast performances in history! ;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: frogprince
Date: 08 Aug 10 - 06:45 PM

A little creative editing can make a story even better:

"...my brother, who now runs rabbits and howls at the moon. We've kept him on a leash for years..."

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 08 Aug 10 - 07:13 PM

200....jeez, i can't believe it!

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Aug 10 - 08:23 PM

Boy, if I had a US Dollar for every post here I'd...I'd have a couple hundred bucks.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 09 Aug 10 - 02:38 AM

Rapaire: "Boy, if I had a US Dollar for every post here I'd...I'd have a couple hundred bucks."

Not by the time they taxed it!!!...you might have 45-55cents!!!
(Our wonderful government at 'work(?)'

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Slag
Date: 09 Aug 10 - 05:11 PM

...and adjusted for inflation, ah,...less than two bits!

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Amos
Date: 09 Aug 10 - 06:52 PM

Are ALL folkies bad at math? Or just those who cluster around Little Hawk?

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Aug 10 - 07:41 PM

Bad at math? Are you implying that I'm bad at math??? Why, I pretty much invented mathematics!

Right now I'm working on the problem of odd weird numbers (a natural number that is abundant but not semiperfect, or in other words, the sum of the proper divisors (divisors including 1 but not itself) of the number is greater than the number, but no subset of those divisors sums to the number itself).

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Ebbie
Date: 09 Aug 10 - 08:12 PM

No, Amos, Slag and the Guest are not necessarily bad at math. They are just demonstrating that ego-driven blinkers don't allow for much cogitation.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 09 Aug 10 - 10:06 PM

You are raising suspicions about your own lack of skill at math, Amos? Why?

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Aug 10 - 10:14 PM

Okay, Amos. If you're good at math, solve the problem outlined here. There's a prize, and I'll let you keep half of it if you solve it.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Amos
Date: 09 Aug 10 - 10:20 PM

Look at the recent examples of botched arithmetic, LH.

A.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Aug 10 - 10:10 PM

You didn't solve it yet, Amos.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: GUEST,999
Date: 11 Aug 10 - 05:32 PM

Jaysus Keriste. Have ANY of you folks ever had crabs (question mark).

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Ebbie
Date: 11 Aug 10 - 05:37 PM

How many, Peace?

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: gnu
Date: 11 Aug 10 - 05:49 PM

999... Crabs? Of course. I live 20 minutes from the Atlantic ocean. Crabs, lobster, shellfisf, macreaux (ah, if you pronounce that one in Shaques the right way and wink there were no crabs involved).