BS: That's it gonna find bigfoot !

Subject: RE: BS: That's it gonna find bigfoot !
From: gnu
Date: 17 May 17 - 05:06 PM

300 Weatherby mag??? Jaysus Hatch, man! That's your 'smaller gun'? My big gun is a 'custom' 270 WIN/REM made in Germany 60 years ago. Yeah, a WIN/REM for ammo... seriously. It will now take WIN or REM and possibly others. Great story. My old man took it with when we went to Ottawa on vacation many years ago. BIG gun dealer shop. Says to the gunsmith that he can't find ammo in Moncton. Smithy takes it out back, comes back in five minutes and says, "It'll take WIN or Rem or WIN/REM now. $6." Dad says, "Only five minutes and $6? What did you do?" "Oh... that will cost you $60."

Subject: RE: BS: That's it gonna find bigfoot !
From: olddude
Date: 16 May 17 - 08:43 PM

There is a bunch of shows on them but a rapist Bigfoot, I gotta deal with him with the big guns.. Ok gnu how about my 300 Weatherby mag instead.. Give him a chance more sporting?

Subject: RE: BS: That's it gonna find bigfoot !
From: robomatic
Date: 16 May 17 - 07:38 PM

Go to Coasttocoastam.com and do a search for shows about bigfoot. There must be scores over the years.

Subject: RE: BS: That's it gonna find bigfoot !
From: gnu
Date: 16 May 17 - 07:11 PM

338 win mag? All ya'd have to do is wave that in the air and they'd die from fright. Then again, ya can't be too careful with a horny Bigfoot.

Subject: RE: BS: That's it gonna find bigfoot !
From: olddude
Date: 16 May 17 - 01:46 PM

Lol exactly

Subject: RE: BS: That's it gonna find bigfoot !
From: keberoxu
Date: 16 May 17 - 12:17 PM

A giant zucchini....

for the UK folks, I believe,

it would be described as a giant COURGETTE.

The preceding posts are getting a bit....expletive-deleted.

Subject: RE: BS: That's it gonna find bigfoot !
From: olddude
Date: 15 May 17 - 03:53 PM

Gnu ouch I bet it hurt. I will have to carry my 338 win mag from now on Lol

Subject: RE: BS: That's it gonna find bigfoot !
From: EBarnacle
Date: 15 May 17 - 01:55 AM

Actually, they are Darwin fish.

Subject: RE: BS: That's it gonna find bigfoot !
From: gnu
Date: 14 May 17 - 08:49 AM

YO DAN! Bring the BIG gun.

Subject: RE: BS: That's it gonna find bigfoot !
From: olddude
Date: 10 Mar 17 - 05:53 PM

Bigfoot fish do for making all those tracks. Taste just like chicken also

Subject: RE: BS: That's it gonna find bigfoot !
From: keberoxu
Date: 10 Mar 17 - 11:54 AM

Olddude, I have a question:

since when does a mounted fish have feet?

Subject: RE: BS: That's it gonna find bigfoot !
From: EBarnacle
Date: 10 Mar 17 - 01:16 AM

About 25, mebbe 30 years ago a friend went camping in Alaska. When she left the tent one night to answer the call of nature, she thought she saw Bigfoot.
When she told me of the experience, I wrought this song:

I dreamed I saw Bigfoot last night,
As live as you or me;
Said I Bigfoot, you're just a myth,
Said he, I'm what you see.

4 more verses available

Subject: RE: BS: That's it gonna find bigfoot !
From: olddude
Date: 09 Mar 17 - 12:50 PM

The one I got looks a lot like a king salmon

Subject: RE: BS: That's it gonna find bigfoot !
From: olddude
Date: 09 Mar 17 - 12:48 PM

Found em my brother I havehim mounted on thewall

Subject: RE: BS: That's it gonna find bigfoot !
From: gnu
Date: 09 Mar 17 - 11:47 AM

YO! DAN!

Subject: RE: BS: That's it gonna find bigfoot !
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 14 Nov 10 - 05:10 AM

Big Feet

Subject: RE: BS: That's it gonna find bigfoot !
From: open mike
Date: 14 Nov 10 - 01:40 AM

Be sure to submit your findings to the
Bigfoot Field Research Organization
http://www.bfro.net/

you might also want to check out
bigfoot Muesemn in Willow Creek, CA
along the Trinity River

http://www.unmuseum.org/bigfoot.htm

Willow Creek has a Bigfoot Festival every Labor Day

Subject: RE: BS: That's it gonna find bigfoot !
From: olddude
Date: 13 Nov 10 - 09:13 PM

I always like the music gourd did like "if you could read my mind and such"

Subject: RE: BS: That's it gonna find bigfoot !
From: gnu
Date: 13 Nov 10 - 07:08 PM

Good gourd!

Subject: RE: BS: That's it gonna find bigfoot !
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Nov 10 - 07:06 PM

Sasquash -- that like a giant zucchini, right?

Subject: RE: BS: That's it gonna find bigfoot !
From: olddude
Date: 13 Nov 10 - 06:27 PM

O I think Ronald McDonald really is Sasquash

Subject: RE: BS: That's it gonna find bigfoot !
From: Genie
Date: 13 Nov 10 - 06:07 PM

50

Subject: RE: BS: That's it gonna find bigfoot !
From: gnu
Date: 13 Nov 10 - 05:57 PM

If we're gonna hunt for Ronald McDonald I'll bing my 7.62mm camera.

Subject: RE: BS: That's it gonna find bigfoot !
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 13 Nov 10 - 05:42 PM

Have you ever wondered if it might be Ronald McDonald?

Subject: RE: BS: That's it gonna find bigfoot !
From: gnu
Date: 13 Nov 10 - 05:40 PM

Well, you could bring your camera as long as you don't flickr. I mean... unless you wanna work at Walmart with him for moral support.

Subject: RE: BS: That's it gonna find bigfoot !
From: gnu
Date: 13 Nov 10 - 05:37 PM

If you bring this hat, he might be real cool with it. Especially if if he has relatives from the green woods of BC.

Subject: RE: BS: That's it gonna find bigfoot !
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Nov 10 - 05:32 PM

See if L.L.Bean can provide you with some size 52 hiking boots, and you could barter.

Subject: RE: BS: That's it gonna find bigfoot !
From: olddude
Date: 13 Nov 10 - 05:18 PM

Ok was going bring a regular one also but I can leave it home and just have the stories ... geeze there goes my pic with him wearing my orvis hat

Subject: RE: BS: That's it gonna find bigfoot !
From: gnu
Date: 13 Nov 10 - 04:57 PM

OH! "bring a flir thermal camera"

My bad Dan... I misread that. No camera to take pics. Cool. I am in, but no rappin.

Subject: RE: BS: That's it gonna find bigfoot !
From: olddude
Date: 13 Nov 10 - 04:43 PM

Who said I will expose him, I said I will ask him questions fer ya ... LOL and have a beer :-) Until one is killed no one will believe anything so it would be fun to see for myself cause no matter what , I ain't into hurting nothing. .. well except for that big fish the other day for my uncle ..

One of my other reasons is there are reports of cougars back there again. They haven't been seen for many many years. I sure hope so. I would love to put some eyes on or find a track or two ... Pretty cool if the big cats are back in the bush. Makes sense to me there are a lot of Elk there

Subject: RE: BS: That's it gonna find bigfoot !
From: Genie
Date: 13 Nov 10 - 04:35 PM

Ya don't want to expose Sasquatch to Caribou Barbie (the "Mama Grizzly"). She'll shoot him from a helicopter.

Subject: RE: BS: That's it gonna find bigfoot !
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Nov 10 - 04:33 PM

I understand that Bigfoot was sighted on the streets of Blind River, Ontario several times. The description of the witnesses each time corresponded to the classical description: shaggy, dirty hair and a stink that would knock a buzzard off a gut wagon. He was often seen sitting outside Tim Horton's, sucking his toes. Local police determined that it just local resident Shame McBride and they put him in his second home, the drunk tank.

Subject: RE: BS: That's it gonna find bigfoot !
From: gnu
Date: 13 Nov 10 - 04:31 PM

They mostly are found in such terrain and habitat as liking the Legion, such as in the lumber town Chipman-Minto. I can't imagine anyone daring to confront them in the Legion late at night unless it was someone like Shane. Even then, he would have had to run out of beer after the Irving closed.

I never was in there myself, but I was in the Irving next to the Legion getting Bud and gas and there were Bigarses in the parking lot, but off in the shadows. It was scarey but I kept my cool and didn't make eye contact.

Subject: RE: BS: That's it gonna find bigfoot !
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Nov 10 - 04:23 PM

Best barbecue I ever ate was haunch of Bigfoot grilled over moon rocks. DEE-licious!

Subject: RE: BS: That's it gonna find bigfoot !
From: olddude
Date: 13 Nov 10 - 04:13 PM

Come on Chongo you know you want it ...

Subject: RE: BS: That's it gonna find bigfoot !
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 13 Nov 10 - 04:07 PM

NO ONE wants to have an encounter with the Kent Country Bigarse. Not even me.

- Chongo

Subject: RE: BS: That's it gonna find bigfoot !
From: gnu
Date: 13 Nov 10 - 04:05 PM

Ebbie... long steps. Yeah, that would be with big feet.

Dan... call up yer buddies in special ops and book a Blackhawk an I'll go with. I mean, fer that matter, get SATTQ to find Bigfoot first and we'll take the Blackhawk in zero. But, you rappel and report. I ain't into any kinda rap shit.

In any case, the first thing you learn when trackin is where what yer trackin is gonna be. Say, if you were trackin RCMP on the rural highways of New Brunswick, you would look for Church spires from a high point as they like to sit in church parkin lots and wait fer speeders and rednecks what they know is up to no good. If you are in town, well, Tim Horton Donuts is the logical choice, but ya don't hafta get up on a rise ta spot a Tim's on accounta there is a Tim's just up ahead in any direction. Ya gotta know the geography and habitat what attracts what yer trackin.

Anyway, I still don't think exposin Bigfoot is a good idea. I coulda exposed the Kent County Bigarse years ago, but I never even told nobody about my encounters. I still have dreams... errrr... nightmares.

Subject: RE: BS: That's it gonna find bigfoot !
From: Genie
Date: 13 Nov 10 - 03:58 PM

If anyone finds Sasquatch, invite him/her to next year's Getaway.    It would make for a great workshop, I think.

Subject: RE: BS: That's it gonna find bigfoot !
From: WalkaboutsVerse
Date: 13 Nov 10 - 03:57 PM

- - - -
. . . .

Subject: RE: BS: That's it gonna find bigfoot !
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 13 Nov 10 - 03:56 PM

I seen the flipper once when I was in the woods and nearly shit myself. The worst part is that no one except fer Don believed me neither. I was drunk, but that don't mean a flippin' thing cos I am neaerly always drunk anyways, eh? It don't innerfere none with knowin' what the flip I am lookin' at! Matter of fact, I think it helps.

- Shane

Subject: RE: BS: That's it gonna find bigfoot !
From: olddude
Date: 13 Nov 10 - 03:43 PM

LOL, I will tell him or her ... LOL

Subject: RE: BS: That's it gonna find bigfoot !
From: Melissa
Date: 13 Nov 10 - 03:39 PM

If you think of it, will you ask him to get in touch with me sometime during the winter? I can't remember whether we decided to meet halfway and ride together or meet at the family reunion and me drive him partway home.

It's a relief to have somebody to send a message with!
Thanks, Dan

Subject: RE: BS: That's it gonna find bigfoot !
From: olddude
Date: 13 Nov 10 - 03:34 PM

GNU, ya can't track if you can't pick up the trail to stumble across. Its a really big woods there guy ... if there is a trail I can track anything anywhere ... but if something is lurking in the brush or over the ridge in another direction left or right of ya the thermal tells ya, then you can pick up the trail and track .. just saves time.

Subject: RE: BS: That's it gonna find bigfoot !
From: Ebbie
Date: 13 Nov 10 - 03:24 PM

Don't get too immersed in the big guy, fellas- I'd hate to have to think of y'all as having changed your minds about all that crap. You act like civilised guys now, you hear? :)

Speaking of sightings - weren't we? - the husband of a friend of mine was taking his 11-year-old son and his son's friend on a camping trip in the mountains south of Sweet Home, Oregon.

They had gotten a late start and it got dark. The boys were dozing in the back seat when husband came around a curve and in the middle of the road was a tall, hairy critter standing upright staring into the car's lights.

Friend hit the brakes and Critter took a couple of long steps and disappeared into the woods on the right hand side of the road.

Now, Friend is a longtime hunter and trapper. He says the one thing he does know is that that warn't no bear.

Subject: RE: BS: That's it gonna find bigfoot !
From: gnu
Date: 13 Nov 10 - 02:52 PM

Oh well... good luck with it then, Dan. BUT, if ya trust that fancy high tech stuff over learned tracking skills, ya can't take any kitteny softness swipe with ya... or even that Charmin what the bears wipe their ass with on the TV ads. What a load of crap... Charmin... everyone knows bears wipe their ass with bunnies.

Hmmm... maybe a new brand? Cotton Tail Swipe? Softer than regular bunnies... or your money back. Does shit stick to your fur?

Subject: RE: BS: That's it gonna find bigfoot !
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Nov 10 - 02:43 PM

There's a guy at the university here -- Jeff Meldrum -- who's one of the world's experts on Bigfoot (or Biggy, as we call him out here). Jeff told me that seeing Biggy is a real experience, especially if he's walking down Clark Street and you run into him around 2 a.m. after a night at Hooligan's. Folks swear that they've seen Biggy pick up a UPRR locomotive, eat it, burp, and continue on up into the hills. Of course, the UP denies this but they're part of the cover-up.

Subject: RE: BS: That's it gonna find bigfoot !
From: olddude
Date: 13 Nov 10 - 02:34 PM

LOL Georgian I knew that, just teasing you my friend

GnU you are right ... but I gotta take my camera. Heck I need the memories when he is wearing my Orvis fly fishin hat over a beer right.

Naw need the gadgets. He is a pretty wiley critter that ya can't see so I gotta use the heat signature fer sure

Subject: RE: BS: That's it gonna find bigfoot !
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 13 Nov 10 - 02:12 PM

Olddude.. I wasn't asking if you were for real... that is what I would want you to ask Bigfoot!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: That's it gonna find bigfoot !
From: gnu
Date: 13 Nov 10 - 01:49 PM

Me? Thanks but noooo Dan. On accounta I can track any animal anywhere in the boreal bush and I don't need any fancy equipment. If Bigfoot was actually "found", think of what it would mean. The end of the mystique and the end of Bigfoot. Be a celeb for a while, but then, from leaves to riches overnight??? End up bein a flash in the pan havin to go to rehab from the drugs and hookers. Get a shitty job at minimum wage... I mean, what skills? Putting heavy boxes on high shelves at Walmart. He couldn't even be a Walmart greeter, scarin the kids n all. NO, I SAY! Bigfoot should remain free to roam and shit in the woods.

Unless... you leave your camera home and we just hang out with Bigfoot, have some ales, swap stories... a guy's night out eh? And, he WILL hang out with us. Shy and reclusive? No problem with the right "bait". We just bring some Royale bathroom tissue and set it out when we get close. The TV ads say it's like wiping yer ass with kittens. Since it's fall and the leaves have fallen and are pretty rough ass on the ass, we'd have Bigfoot at a disadvantage fer sure... out in the open and a "captive audience".

Subject: RE: BS: That's it gonna find bigfoot !
From: olddude
Date: 13 Nov 10 - 01:47 PM

LOL
well they say it is related to a great ape so some recorded ape sounds maybe a good idea. I know they say tree pounding and rock throwing also hmmm. What do you call a bigfoot ... anything he wants I guess. I am sure I will get a few crazy friends to join