BS: Hey Spaw !!

Subject: BS: Hey Spaw !!
From: olddude
Date: 27 May 11 - 05:07 PM

So I just get back from Wisconsin, got stuck in Detroit cause of all the bad weather. Well the airline put me up in a first class hotel, ya know the one with the rubber sheets and the coin vibrator in the bed LOL.   Wasn't bad at all, except for no remote on the TV and the black mold in the tub LOL...

So this morning I get my seat, yup last seat on the airplane right next to the toilet. I was sittin right next to a very nice young black girl. I said " well at least we got a seat anyway .. she says for sure things could be worse.   We take off, a little while later a guy who looks like Colonel Sanders comes down the Isle and goes into the John. All I hear is Brrrrrip .. plop brrrrip .. he come out... Woooooo the stick .. the girl next to me goes .. Dan, it can get worse ... terrible couldn't breathe. Ok we are suffering .. next thing I know, some other guy waddles down the isle, he looked like Hoss Cartwright from Bonanza. I turned to her and said, things are not going to go very well for us i fear ... Yup ... brrrip ... stink   brrrip ... Good God ... gasping for air she says ... Ok OK i give up and grabs some perfume from her purse and starts a spraying ..

It was the longest flight I ever been on ... suffered bad ...

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Spaw !!
From: GUEST,999
Date: 27 May 11 - 05:20 PM

Sounds real down home, Dan.

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Spaw !!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 27 May 11 - 06:02 PM

I assume it was a jet?

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Spaw !!
From: olddude
Date: 27 May 11 - 07:28 PM

YUP jet ... LOL I do think Colonel Sanders won that competition

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Spaw !!
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 May 11 - 11:17 PM

Open the door, turn the little lock knob, close the door, return to your seat. That way the "In Use" light should stay on....

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Spaw !!
From: katlaughing
Date: 09 Jul 11 - 07:41 PM

Dick Cheney's Heart*...w a y more than Spaw's ever had to have done and still tickin'! (NOT that I'd want Spaw to feel any competition/need to catch up!**bg**)


*this thread seemed the best one to post about a really old fart!:-)

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Spaw !!
From: gnu
Date: 09 Jul 11 - 09:25 PM

"I do think Colonel Sanders won that competition"

Well, if you were eatin Ketucky DEEP Fried In Crap Chicken with 11 different herbs and spices you'd smell like **** too even without using the loo.

That stuff is deadly.

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Spaw !!
From: Donuel
Date: 09 Jul 11 - 09:26 PM

What impresses me is that when I fact check Spaw's statements they check out. For example when he said that friday the 13th would fall on a wed. this month, he was absolutely correct.

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Spaw !!
From: Dave Swan
Date: 09 Jul 11 - 10:02 PM

With all due respect Donuel, Spaw might be right...but he is never correct.

D

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Spaw !!
From: katlaughing
Date: 09 Jul 11 - 10:59 PM

With all due respect, El Swanno, he's always been Left!*bg*

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Spaw !!
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Jul 11 - 11:30 PM

Every time he makes a left turn his left is right and his right is left.