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Subject: RE: BS: Tractor/Dig-Bar Try to Kill Bobert... From: John MacKenzie Date: 23 Oct 12 - 05:05 PM I think that part of the benefit of the Arnica, is the massging when you apply it. This would help dissipate the blood into the lymphatic (?) system |
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Subject: RE: BS: Tractor/Dig-Bar Try to Kill Bobert... From: bobad Date: 23 Oct 12 - 05:12 PM "bobad, you have eliminated the possibility of the arnica working as a placebo, haven't you?" Me? I haven't made any claims one way or the other. I only posted the reports of studies that found it is no better or worse than placebo in the trials cited. Make of that what you will. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Tractor/Dig-Bar Try to Kill Bobert... From: Bobert Date: 23 Oct 12 - 05:20 PM I don't care if the Arnica ain't got no healing properties 'cause some of my best friends here say it works and so it's gonna work... I got some and gonna put it on while I watch some "I Love Lucy" reruns tonight... Yeah, John... I know about them doors... My light switches do the same thing... It's like playing pea-unner-a-shell game where you never get to win... Yo, Krinx... Yer tractor so ugly it'd make a freight train jump tracks and take a dirt road... Sho nuff would... I mean, lets get real here... What's with that aerodynamic sloping hood??? Is that to cut down on drag at 200 mph??? What a joke... Tractors is clunky... That's what make's 'um tractors... It's kinda like we men loves the womenz... Shape, baby, shape... No, not shake, baby, shake but... ...you heard me right... Shape, baby, shape and yers looks like the kind in front of the Walmart that ya' put a screami' two year old in and put a quarter in the coin box to shut the sumabich up... I mean, real men don't ride around in tractors with areo-dynamic hoods... What next with you Krinkx... Tractor seat with little red hearts on 'it??? A side car for your teddy bear??? Sheesh, man... B;~) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Tractor/Dig-Bar Try to Kill Bobert... From: Bobert Date: 23 Oct 12 - 05:21 PM Yo, Chongz... Sorry, I din't mean to leave you out so, hey, go... ...grind yer organ... B;~) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Tractor/Dig-Bar Try to Kill Bobert... From: Little Hawk Date: 23 Oct 12 - 05:27 PM Uh-oh! You have just turned aside a friendly overture from a Chimpanzee who already has reasons to dislike you, Bobert. I hope you realize the consequences of such an unwise act! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Tractor/Dig-Bar Try to Kill Bobert... From: Henry Krinkle Date: 23 Oct 12 - 05:36 PM It's not aerodynamic like the new ones. And it could drag yours down the road without ever spinning a tire. 50 hp. And no loader to add weight. ( I want a loader but I only have 2 wd. I think you should have 4 wd for that). =(:-( )) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Tractor/Dig-Bar Try to Kill Bobert... From: Bobert Date: 23 Oct 12 - 07:17 PM And then the Krinkx woke up and discovered that his kiddy tractor has four burned up tires where I pulled it while the Krinkx first tried to use his brakes until they burned out, then put it in reverse and cut off the engine while my real tractor pulled it until the tires melted off it... The don't do horsepower like they used to do, Krinkx... I gotta 16 hp Craftsman mower with a Kohler engine and I gotta a new Craftsman mower with a 22 hp motor and the old 16 hp would pull the guts outta the 22... Yeah, yers might have a higher top speed... You can do that with tiny little pistons they make outta thimbles but tractors is all about torques... And you know what they say about troques, don't ya, Krinkz... The torques of the pork is equal to the heat of the meat... Think about that one and say "Hey" to yer teddy bear fir me... B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Tractor/Dig-Bar Try to Kill Bobert... From: Bobert Date: 23 Oct 12 - 07:21 PM Opps... Sorry, LH... Chongz is an okay monkey in my book... I mean, I likes him about as much as I like most okay monkeys... I mean, they better than stenkin' Republicans or appliances that don't work no more... Yeah, tell him that, LH... That oughtta make him feel a lot better... B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Tractor/Dig-Bar Try to Kill Bobert... From: Henry Krinkle Date: 23 Oct 12 - 07:26 PM If you bought a man's tractor instead of that lightweight bucket of bolts you wouldn't get nearly killed everytime you fire it up. Bigger tractor = more stability. =(:-( P) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Tractor/Dig-Bar Try to Kill Bobert... From: olddude Date: 23 Oct 12 - 07:28 PM A good old John Deer would kick the crap outta both of yers yes sireee it would |
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Subject: RE: BS: Tractor/Dig-Bar Try to Kill Bobert... From: olddude Date: 23 Oct 12 - 07:29 PM Even my Troy Built would also ... tie up yers and Krinks and I pull ya all over town .. I will yes sireeee i will |
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Subject: RE: BS: Tractor/Dig-Bar Try to Kill Bobert... From: Bobert Date: 23 Oct 12 - 08:04 PM John Deer??? Come on... They make John Deer in Mexico... Used to be that John Deer was something... Just like my Kabota... My Kabota would not only kill off both yer tractors but then come after ya'll just it has me... I think my Kabota has a little Charles Manson in it... I mean, it has serious... ...issues... Serious... Heck, it coulda killed little Donnie "I'm a drunk" Pettit any time it wanted but Donna was like Squeeky From to it... Me??? Different story... It has blown every hydraulic hose in the loader/bucket since moving to NC just to piss me off... The last one might have got it's attention... Blew hose down around where I was where it tried to off me a couple months ago and so I had to leave it down there... That night we got one of them "deretti" things with straight line winds and an oak blew over right on top of it... Fell right between the steering wheel and the exhaust stack and resting on the arms for the loader... Now, I coulda just left it down there and told it to "fuck off" but did I do that??? Heck no, I didn't... I went down there and spend a day cutting the tree away from it and got it back into it's comfy equipment shed... So you'd think that the tractor would be appreciative, right??? But no, the sumabich tries to kill me??? That's what I mean, Krinkx... You ain't dealing with ordinary 3650 Kabota... Yer dealin' with the Charles Manson of 3650s... B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Tractor/Dig-Bar Try to Kill Bobert... From: Henry Krinkle Date: 23 Oct 12 - 08:20 PM Equipment shed. You baby it. Mine stays out in the elements. Toughens it up. And John Deere puts Yanmar engines in their smaller models. Joke Deere is more like it. But we used to call them Deere Johns. Caterpillar makes the best equipment. Komatsu is pretty good too. =(:-( )) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Tractor/Dig-Bar Try to Kill Bobert... From: Bobert Date: 23 Oct 12 - 08:54 PM Yers ain't worth a shed, Krinkx... That says a lot... Your sumabich couldn't pull a sick whore off a piss pot so that's why you leave it out in the rain... Me??? Mine may be mentally ill but I take care of it so when the day comes when it meets up with yer sloped hood wnatabee it will pull the guts outta yer fake tractor... No brag, just fact... My Kabota is the meanest tractor, pound for pound, on the planet... I could take three wheels off and it would still pull the guts outta yer wantabee... B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Tractor/Dig-Bar Try to Kill Bobert... From: Henry Krinkle Date: 23 Oct 12 - 08:59 PM You're cracked. =(:-( 0) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Tractor/Dig-Bar Try to Kill Bobert... From: gnu Date: 23 Oct 12 - 09:25 PM Komatsu, New Holland, P&H or whoever they are now, Allison-Chalmers, Cat... no matter (CAT RULES!). Fact is, it's all aftermarket shit now. Ya gotta buy that PARticular part from whoever ya got the tractor from BUT ya can buy SO many other things elsewhere. On a tractor that is "involved" in hydraulics, we got EIGHT guys here in town selling hoses and shit. So... it all boils down to the manufacturer... will you get good service? Will you be able to get third party parts if things "go wrong"? Hank... I admire your stcik-to-it-iveness. Your, "Mine is developing character. I use it professionally. Almost daily." is a true testament to your ability to use heavy equipment to shovel the shit that you are full of. I still dislike you immeasurably but you do make me laugh... more often cry but ya gotta take the assholes with the apples, eh? (Gee, when I just read that over and in proof reading it sounded tooo harsh and not intended in the spirit I wanted to convey. Oh, well, not even a minor flaw given... ) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Tractor/Dig-Bar Try to Kill Bobert... From: Henry Krinkle Date: 23 Oct 12 - 09:27 PM Doesn't look aerodynamic to me. A Real Tractor |
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Subject: RE: BS: Tractor/Dig-Bar Try to Kill Bobert... From: Bobert Date: 23 Oct 12 - 09:34 PM I just printed a copy of that picture and took it out and showed it to the real tractor in my equipment shed and after it quit laughin' it said, "Junk"... Sorry, Krinkx, but they ain't made real tractors since the 90s... The new ones ain't much more than riding lawn mowers... B;~) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Tractor/Dig-Bar Try to Kill Bobert... From: Little Hawk Date: 23 Oct 12 - 09:44 PM LOL! Look, guys, I don't think I can take much more of this tractor-fueled, testosterone-laden BS yer engagin' in here. Enough! If you don't all stop, I'm gonna have to start posting pictures of Dachshunds on this thread. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Tractor/Dig-Bar Try to Kill Bobert... From: Bobert Date: 23 Oct 12 - 09:52 PM Bring the legless dog on, LH... It might scare the Krinkx but me??? No way... My Kabota runs on squashed legless dogs... All ya gotta do is just squish 'um into a liquid and pour the liquid dog into the tank and it's ready to go out and eat more legless dogs... B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Tractor/Dig-Bar Try to Kill Bobert... From: Little Hawk Date: 23 Oct 12 - 10:31 PM Okay, you asked for it! Here's a really pretty one! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Tractor/Dig-Bar Try to Kill Bobert... From: Bobert Date: 23 Oct 12 - 10:33 PM Yum, tractor fuel... B;~) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Tractor/Dig-Bar Try to Kill Bobert... From: Little Hawk Date: 23 Oct 12 - 10:52 PM And look at this lovely little fellow. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Tractor/Dig-Bar Try to Kill Bobert... From: Henry Krinkle Date: 24 Oct 12 - 05:30 AM Monkey junk. Here's a real canine: A Real Man's Dog |
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Subject: RE: BS: Tractor/Dig-Bar Try to Kill Bobert... From: Henry Krinkle Date: 24 Oct 12 - 05:57 AM bobette, I know what a tractor is. I've run machines that would smash yours flat. Your house too. I did this most of my life. No brag, sweetcheeks. Just fact. Tractors Krinkle Style |
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Subject: RE: BS: Tractor/Dig-Bar Try to Kill Bobert... From: Bobert Date: 24 Oct 12 - 08:12 AM Kabotas don't mess with CATs... Not yers, not mine... Right there in the Bible somewhere... B;~) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Tractor/Dig-Bar Try to Kill Bobert... From: Little Hawk Date: 24 Oct 12 - 12:01 PM Wow! That's an impressive tractor, Henry. That dog is really something too. What a killer! ;-) Like you say, a real man's dog. I wonder if Clint Eastwood has one like that? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Tractor/Dig-Bar Try to Kill Bobert... From: John MacKenzie Date: 24 Oct 12 - 12:59 PM No more than a mouthfull |
