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BS: Mercenary Manatees Sign w/Lichtenstein!
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Subject: RE: BS: Mercenary Manatees Sign w/Lichtenstein! From: Ed T Date: 17 Jan 13 - 09:01 PM just another manatee monday |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mercenary Manatees Sign w/Lichtenstein! From: gnu Date: 17 Jan 13 - 06:34 AM Snowed here after a warm spell during which a LOT of the snow melted. Manatees are much harder to spot when they are running over snow covered terrain. There is an unease in the neighbourhood. We may have to double the watch. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mercenary Manatees Sign w/Lichtenstein! From: GUEST,999 Date: 16 Jan 13 - 11:39 PM After what old dude's been through recently, I don't think it's right to be laughing about his nuts just now, gnu . . . |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mercenary Manatees Sign w/Lichtenstein! From: gnu Date: 16 Jan 13 - 09:52 PM "fatty bacon" Hahahahahahahaaa. Yer nuts! Hahahahaaa................ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mercenary Manatees Sign w/Lichtenstein! From: olddude Date: 15 Jan 13 - 08:59 PM They taste just like chicken, only with a subtle smokey flavor like fatty bacon |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mercenary Manatees Sign w/Lichtenstein! From: gnu Date: 14 Jan 13 - 09:16 PM Makes me feel all patriotic, Rap. And a little pathetic. I see they are in the news today for leading a premptive strike on facilities that produce weapons of mass. Of course, I can't share a link because it has already been shut down by Her M's SS. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mercenary Manatees Sign w/Lichtenstein! From: Rapparee Date: 13 Jan 13 - 09:22 PM Fighting fatties from the sky Fearless Flab who jump and die, Manatees who mean just what they bray. The manatees of the Beige Beret. cho: Lumps of fat define their chests, These are manatees, America's best. 100 of them we'll test today And all will win the Beige Beret. Trained to live off nature's land Trained to sit on you, make a flattened band Manatees who squash by night and day Never get sat on by a Beige Beret. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mercenary Manatees Sign w/Lichtenstein! From: gnu Date: 13 Jan 13 - 06:50 AM Most Stealth Manatees do come from Florida because they are in close proximity the the Seal training base but recruits come from as far away as South America and Africa. Only those with will and stamina can survive the training and those are the main requirements. Olddude could fill us in on their training but then he would have to kill us. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mercenary Manatees Sign w/Lichtenstein! From: Ed T Date: 12 Jan 13 - 06:16 PM Manitees are Republican.I think not. Just because they live - reside in Florida, it does not mean irt is so. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mercenary Manatees Sign w/Lichtenstein! From: Bill D Date: 12 Jan 13 - 06:04 PM By the way... the Pope certainly |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mercenary Manatees Sign w/Lichtenstein! From: Bill D Date: 12 Jan 13 - 05:58 PM I see that MOAB is missing 50 or so posts.... I now see where they went. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mercenary Manatees Sign w/Lichtenstein! From: Ebbie Date: 12 Jan 13 - 03:17 PM Well, gnu, I grant you that I have always thought that it was evident that the manatee has deep pockets. Just look at its rounded form- nothing has that form in a natural state. It has been manipulated. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mercenary Manatees Sign w/Lichtenstein! From: gnu Date: 12 Jan 13 - 02:54 PM Ebbie... that list does not include property or stuff nobody "knows about". Pray tell, WHO do you think trains The Devil's Manatee Brigade and for what reasons? Hmmmm? The Brigade got it's name from the history of The Devil's Brigade as it is made up of Florida Manatees and Bay of Fundy Porpoises, separately deadly but, in concert, well, frightening. Trained by the Seals and the SAS, they are Her Majesty's secret weapon and she and the Dutch (I told ya) have close ties. It's the Dutch who are the brokers in this Manatee Affair. Ya can't Lich the Queen. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mercenary Manatees Sign w/Lichtenstein! From: Ed T Date: 12 Jan 13 - 02:45 PM When You Find A Manatee In Your Bathtub, not if |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mercenary Manatees Sign w/Lichtenstein! From: Ed T Date: 12 Jan 13 - 02:29 PM Play this song backwards for a secret manatee message: sea cow cronicles |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mercenary Manatees Sign w/Lichtenstein! From: Ed T Date: 12 Jan 13 - 02:17 PM The Lippizzaner Manatees are performing in Lichtenstein? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mercenary Manatees Sign w/Lichtenstein! From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 12 Jan 13 - 12:55 PM Yes, it's always fun to drag The Bard into things, even if it is kicking, screaming, and by way of Christopher Moore. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mercenary Manatees Sign w/Lichtenstein! From: Ebbie Date: 12 Jan 13 - 12:53 PM Hey, I thought Americans are considered to be provincial? According to this: She is hardly earth-shaking, Queen Elizabeth II at 300m pounds is the 13th in richness. Most of the 20 top loaded-pocket leaders are in the Mid-east, according to this list but according to the list the Prime Minister of Australia married into his money. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mercenary Manatees Sign w/Lichtenstein! From: GUEST,leeneia Date: 12 Jan 13 - 11:44 AM Thank you, BWL, for invoking the memory of Shakespeare and adding so much poeticness to this dry, intellectual discussion. Vital, yes, but also dry. I think I'll look up where Liechtenstein actually is. Does it still exist? If so, what is its relationship to Grand Fenwick? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mercenary Manatees Sign w/Lichtenstein! From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 11 Jan 13 - 07:23 PM And it's not just heinous fuckery, but heinous fuckery most foul. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mercenary Manatees Sign w/Lichtenstein! From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 11 Jan 13 - 05:54 PM Spitting manatees are a prime example of the sorts of heinous fuckery those Lichtensteiners get up to. There's no end to it. Just one sort of heinous fuckery after another. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mercenary Manatees Sign w/Lichtenstein! From: Ed T Date: 11 Jan 13 - 05:40 PM Anyone notice that every time the Manatees pronounce Lichtenstein, they spit on someone - it could have a military advantage? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mercenary Manatees Sign w/Lichtenstein! From: gnu Date: 11 Jan 13 - 05:13 PM Oh! LH... you mean "more powerful". BIG difference. Bee wins that hands down. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mercenary Manatees Sign w/Lichtenstein! From: Little Hawk Date: 10 Jan 13 - 10:31 PM Ha! Her Majesty has far more than just ONE helicopter. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mercenary Manatees Sign w/Lichtenstein! From: Rapparee Date: 10 Jan 13 - 10:29 PM The Pope not only has his own city, his city is a sovereign nation called "Vatican City." He maintains his own standing army, called "The Swiss Guards", and those halberds they carry are ceremonial -- believe it or not, inside those baggy uniforms they carry modern arms -- including HK submachine guns. The Pope also has at least one helicopter. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mercenary Manatees Sign w/Lichtenstein! From: Little Hawk Date: 10 Jan 13 - 10:13 PM Oh, I see. So you think the Pope is richer than the Queen? Possibly. But my money, figuratively speaking, is still on Her Majesty. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mercenary Manatees Sign w/Lichtenstein! From: gnu Date: 10 Jan 13 - 10:05 PM LH... my point was that the Pope has a bigger hat and his own city. Although, neither of them have a hat with a beak and that sucks on a sunny day. At least I have a Bud cap with a beak so I don't have to squint to see my multitudes. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mercenary Manatees Sign w/Lichtenstein! From: Little Hawk Date: 10 Jan 13 - 09:59 PM If he were to shit in the woods around here, he might be sorry, gnu. There's quite a bit of poison ivy back there. Yup, I'm betting that the Queen has more money than even Chongo can shake a stick at...and he's a damn good stick shaker. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mercenary Manatees Sign w/Lichtenstein! From: Ed T Date: 10 Jan 13 - 05:13 PM "Does the Pope shit in the woods?" I hope not, especially not along the woody and forested coastline of Lichtenstein. If it were so, that may require in a change in military strategy? We may have to dispatch Chongo to take a look, as he is an expert in excrement. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mercenary Manatees Sign w/Lichtenstein! From: gnu Date: 10 Jan 13 - 05:03 PM "I would think the Queen of England is probably the wealthiest leader in the world." Does the Pope shit in the woods? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mercenary Manatees Sign w/Lichtenstein! From: Little Hawk Date: 10 Jan 13 - 04:54 PM Liechtenstein has an extensive coastline. Their entire western border lies along the eastern bank of the Rhine River. And that's a sizeable river, folks. This has enabled Liechtenstein to maintain a formidable navy, one which stands ready to achieve deep water supremacy over the oceans of the world as soon as the Prince gives the word (and as soon as they build a canal by which their navy can access the Mediterranean Sea, following the capitulation of Italy, Austria, and the other nations whose territory is in the way)! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mercenary Manatees Sign w/Lichtenstein! From: Rapparee Date: 10 Jan 13 - 03:48 PM We used to go drinking together. At the pubs the women complained he was "all hands." |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mercenary Manatees Sign w/Lichtenstein! From: Ed T Date: 10 Jan 13 - 03:30 PM I expect Rapparee dealt with the Manannán mac Lir before, in his early Irish exploits. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mercenary Manatees Sign w/Lichtenstein! From: Ed T Date: 10 Jan 13 - 03:26 PM I anticipate a Haversack Ruse deception in the making. If so, deploying the Manannán mac Lir on the coast could be a counter-measure against such an invasion along the coast. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mercenary Manatees Sign w/Lichtenstein! From: Ed T Date: 10 Jan 13 - 03:12 PM Manannán mac Lir could assist in the defense of the coastline. Though they may be short, as olde manatee proverbs state "a one-eyed mule is best not approached from the blind side". |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mercenary Manatees Sign w/Lichtenstein! From: Little Hawk Date: 10 Jan 13 - 02:49 PM Assist in what respect? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mercenary Manatees Sign w/Lichtenstein! From: Ed T Date: 10 Jan 13 - 02:41 PM Could Manannán mac Lir be called in to assist? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mercenary Manatees Sign w/Lichtenstein! From: Little Hawk Date: 10 Jan 13 - 02:40 PM Actually, I bear no hostility nor envy toward the Prince, leeneia. I don't envy that kind of thing much. I was just surprised to find out he was that far up the list of "World's most wealthy leaders", so I thought I'd post it. The guy I envy (sometimes) is the friend I know who's had sex with every single woman he was ever even moderately interested in since he was 16 years old (and I kid you NOT)...because the entire female gender finds him irresistible for some reason! (Even he can't figure out why. He has theorized that it might be pheromones or something...he's not wealthy or incredibly successful or that sort of thing) I am dead serious about the above. EVERY single blasted woman who ever met this guy wants to get involved with him...and more than one woman I've been very seriously interested in or even downright in love with never even considered me because HE was around! (what you now hear is the sound of my teeth gnashing) Despite this, he's a very good friend. And a hell of a nice guy. While I do envy him sometimes for his extraordinary success with wooing women, though...I have to keep in mind the utter misery and incredible bullshit he's gone through WITH some of those women once he had them... Hmm. Maybe I'm luckier than I thought. He has possibly saved me quite a bit of trouble without even meaning to. ;-D In any case, my soul evidently had a different destiny in mind for me in this life. I was not to be this generation's Casanova or even its Romeo with his one unsurpassable Juliette. Nope. Not this time. I must have overdone it last time around. Like my buddy this time around. Life, like water, seeks to find its own level and achieve a balance between extremes. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mercenary Manatees Sign w/Lichtenstein! From: Ed T Date: 10 Jan 13 - 02:24 PM Question: Are Manatees sexy? Answer, Well, yes, at least to another Manatee. those-sexy-manatees |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mercenary Manatees Sign w/Lichtenstein! From: Ed T Date: 10 Jan 13 - 02:19 PM Is this a NHL contract or draft related story? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mercenary Manatees Sign w/Lichtenstein! From: Rapparee Date: 10 Jan 13 - 02:16 PM There are several more billions -- exactly how many is unknown -- buried in the dungeons and oubliettes of Vaduz Schloss. Pure gold and pure platinum bars. It is reported that there is also a room containing a very considerable amount of fissile material under on of the mountains in the country -- the reaction is controlled by cadmium dampers, but there is supposed to be enough for several hundred fission weapons. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mercenary Manatees Sign w/Lichtenstein! From: GUEST,leeneia Date: 10 Jan 13 - 01:45 PM It don't push the debate in the desired direction of irreconcilable opposites." Chongo, thank you for that apt summation of a complex situation. It is so, SO sapient. ============ I had the privilege of seein a manatee while on a boat ride in Everglades National Park. It consisted of two black circles (nostils) above murky water. The captain of our boat beamsed, his eyes sparkled, and he cried "THAT was a manatee sighting!" I agreed, because I felt I was lucky to ger that. ========= LH, before you get jealous, remember that the Prince of Liechtenstein is only worth $5 billion as long as he doesn't try to sell much of his paper assets and get real money. As soon as you try to liquidate very much of that stuff, its value begins to slide downward. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mercenary Manatees Sign w/Lichtenstein! From: Little Hawk Date: 10 Jan 13 - 11:59 AM Here's an interesting tidbit of information: "The Prince of Liechtenstein is the world's sixth wealthiest leader with an estimated wealth of USD $5 billion. The country's population enjoys one of the world's highest standards of living." I would think the Queen of England is probably the wealthiest leader in the world. Can anyone confirm that? (Or would it be the King of Saudi Arabia?) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mercenary Manatees Sign w/Lichtenstein! From: Little Hawk Date: 10 Jan 13 - 11:41 AM Sage words of advice there, gnu. You are so right! As for Bee-Dub, he's obviously a paid agent of Liechtensteiner disinformation. He's attempting to lull people into a false sense of security. Ignore his false propaganda! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mercenary Manatees Sign w/Lichtenstein! From: GUEST,999 Date: 10 Jan 13 - 08:27 AM The Penguins had other worries due to the recent lockout. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mercenary Manatees Sign w/Lichtenstein! From: MMario Date: 10 Jan 13 - 08:22 AM At least the Penguins don't seem to be involved; yet. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mercenary Manatees Sign w/Lichtenstein! From: gnu Date: 09 Jan 13 - 08:50 PM While all of you have been bantering the Dutch have planned for another enrichment facility as soon as the next dyke has an errection. Yes, it's a result of the radiation. And NObody seems to care about the little Dutch boys that have to plug leaks in these dykes with their figners. For goodness sake! Do none of you care about the children? The Dutch and the Lichers must be stopped. This proliferation cannot be allowed to continue unczeched. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mercenary Manatees Sign w/Lichtenstein! From: artbrooks Date: 09 Jan 13 - 08:25 PM Or it was a hetero-male manatee. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mercenary Manatees Sign w/Lichtenstein! From: Rapparee Date: 09 Jan 13 - 08:19 PM Perhaps, Amos, you didn't smell sufficiently edible. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mercenary Manatees Sign w/Lichtenstein! From: Amos Date: 09 Jan 13 - 06:53 PM Look, I hate to point this out but manatee have been around for hundreds of years. So sex among them is obviously not all that difficult, considering that they are kind of slow bumbling and clumsy characters who like to shuffle along the river bottoms sniffing up underwater grasses. They are very friendly, easy-going beings, too, and have a sort of anything goes attitude, tolerant of anything. So it is perfectly possible they would put up with trans-species overtures, I don't know. I swam among manatees in the warm waters of Crystal River, Florida, many years a go, and I put my arm around one. He towed me happily along the river bottom for a few minutes, until I had to go up for air. It was a terrific experience, I must say. A |
