BS: Me Only, Please

Subject: BS: Me Only, Please
From: Paul Burke
Date: 10 Jan 16 - 04:25 PM

This is my thread, it really is all about me. Nobody else should post to this thread, or even read it. I'm what it's all about. It's a meme: me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me

Subject: RE: BS: Me Only, Please
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 10 Jan 16 - 04:57 PM

Hello you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you and especially you!

OH bugger! I Shouldn't have even read it.

Subject: RE: BS: Me Only, Please
From: Bonzo3legs
Date: 10 Jan 16 - 04:58 PM

Myself only please!

Subject: RE: BS: Me Only, Please
From: olddude
Date: 10 Jan 16 - 05:55 PM

I I I I I I I I I I

Subject: RE: BS: Me Only, Please
From: Ed T
Date: 10 Jan 16 - 06:09 PM

only is lonely 

Subject: RE: BS: Me Only, Please
From: GUEST,a member
Date: 10 Jan 16 - 06:17 PM

Finally, the solution to the recent dearth of threads. The Forum lives! ;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Me Only, Please
From: Greg F.
Date: 10 Jan 16 - 06:44 PM

I, I, I, I - Canta no llores....

Subject: RE: BS: Me Only, Please
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 10 Jan 16 - 07:43 PM

I can't help thinking that a guest called "a member' would find a far more natural home in my underpant thread and I'd bet that I'm not the only bloke who thinks so. I mean, where does my member naturally reside? Why, in my underpants! Only members who are commandos would generally be exempt from this rule!

Subject: RE: BS: Me Only, Please
From: Bill D
Date: 10 Jan 16 - 09:12 PM

All too many 'members' are euphemisms here....

Subject: RE: BS: Me Only, Please
From: GUEST,Musket
Date: 11 Jan 16 - 02:45 AM

No. Some of them really are dicks. Although I'm sure they prefer Richard 😇

I don't know what all the fuss is about. It's patently obvious Mudcat exists purely for my occasional pleasure.

Subject: RE: BS: Me Only, Please
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 11 Jan 16 - 02:59 AM

My member is nothing like a euphonium.

Subject: RE: BS: Me Only, Please
From: GUEST,Musket
Date: 11 Jan 16 - 03:43 AM

If it were, I'd ask your GP for a course of amoxicillin. Soon have it back to trumpet.

Subject: RE: BS: Me Only, Please
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 11 Jan 16 - 03:58 AM

Slide (trom)bone maybe?

Subject: RE: BS: Me Only, Please
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Jan 16 - 11:25 AM

I began this thread, and I will be the last to post to it. I created everything after I thought myself into existence. You are all naught but my random thoughts, tossed out like grains of the sand I conceived by the ocean my thoughts generated upon my beach.

The is only the eternal Me. When I fail to think of you, you do not exist.

I created all of you and everything, from the eensy-weensiest to the most distant galaxy and beyond. I created Infinity. I created what you term "God." I created the concept of Plato's Cave, of Descartes "Cogito ergo sum," of Sarte's Hell. I created All for you to sort through it and assist me in The Reason Why I Thought Myself Up.

Now stop being silly creatures and get started.

Subject: RE: BS: Me Only, Please
From: Donuel
Date: 11 Jan 16 - 11:53 AM

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

play the slide trombosis.


ACK

Subject: RE: BS: Me Only, Please
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 11 Jan 16 - 11:56 AM

just had a rethink. Maybe it is the slide tromboner?

Subject: RE: BS: Me Only, Please
From: GUEST,Pete from seven stars link
Date: 11 Jan 16 - 03:20 PM

This just had to be started by a right burke.....just joking , Paul !

Subject: RE: BS: Me Only, Please
From: Paul Burke
Date: 12 Jan 16 - 03:49 AM

I note my cleverness in posting under many inconsistent names, even using other members' names and making appear that they are indeed from those members, without the elves noticing. I am a clever chappie.

I also note that Christians can be far wittier than I could have ever dreamed.

Gets out trumpet and mute.

Moi moi, moi moi moi

Subject: RE: BS: Me Only, Please
From: Mr Happy
Date: 12 Jan 16 - 06:06 PM

Ah, consistent inconsistency, sounds like many of my former employers!

Subject: RE: BS: Me Only, Please
From: Ed T
Date: 12 Jan 16 - 07:09 PM

Monly the lonely.

Subject: RE: BS: Me Only, Please
From: gnu
Date: 13 Jan 16 - 04:50 AM

"... assist me in The Reason Why I Thought Myself Up."

Nobody else could, therefore, you are.

Subject: RE: BS: Me Only, Please
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 13 Jan 16 - 05:34 AM

This..... ....

.......or that.....

GfS