BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration

Subject: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration
From: LadyJean
Date: 26 Nov 16 - 09:59 PM

Sir Elton John has announced that he does not want to play at Donald Trump's Innaguration. There have been some suggestions as to who should: Gund & Guns? Notorious B.I.G.O.T. ? Anyone else have any ideas?

Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration
From: gillymor
Date: 26 Nov 16 - 11:06 PM

Ceelo Green might be appropriate.

Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration
From: gillymor
Date: 26 Nov 16 - 11:15 PM

Unfortunately Spike Jones is no longer with us.

Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration
From: Mike in Brunswick
Date: 27 Nov 16 - 12:05 AM

Why do we build the wall

Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration
From: vectis
Date: 27 Nov 16 - 01:42 AM

I thought they were going to play "Nellie the Elephant" when he enters. I reckon they should play it throughout his presidency instead of Hail to the Chief.

Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 27 Nov 16 - 02:59 AM

In the light of signs that he is peeling off campaign promise after promise, The Stripper might be an appropriate tune to accompany him.

Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration
From: Mr Red
Date: 27 Nov 16 - 04:23 AM

he is bound to peel. Him being orange an' all.

Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration
From: Greg F.
Date: 27 Nov 16 - 10:26 AM

he is peeling off campaign promise after promise

What else would a pathological liar be expected to do?

What's old is NEW AGAIN

Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 27 Nov 16 - 11:06 AM

As creepy as the guy is, the theme music from the old Alfred Hitchcock series seems suitable. (Gunoud's "Funeral March of a Marionette").

Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration
From: Ebbie
Date: 27 Nov 16 - 01:07 PM

Perhaps the theme from Jaws?

Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration
From: Senoufou
Date: 27 Nov 16 - 01:22 PM

Saint Saens' 'Danse Macabre'?

I really like Ebbie's idea of 'Jaws'!! Tee hee!

Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration
From: akenaton
Date: 27 Nov 16 - 01:29 PM

It's all over now(Baby Blue)....Zimmerman.

Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration
From: gillymor
Date: 27 Nov 16 - 01:49 PM

I'm sure Dylan wouldn't grace that pack of !*#&%$@#'s with his presence but if he did "Idiot Wind" would fit.

Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration
From: Jim Carroll
Date: 27 Nov 16 - 01:49 PM

'Hail the Bonking Hero Comes' maybe?
Jim Carroll

Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration
From: Greg F.
Date: 27 Nov 16 - 02:27 PM

It's all over now(Baby Blue).

Absolurely, Ache - tolerance, multiculturalism, minority rights, rationalism - all over and reduced to racist, misogynist, bullshitist fascist, fact-free, white supremecist Trumpism.

Hail the conquering turd. Heil Trump!! HEIL TRUMP!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration
From: DMcG
Date: 27 Nov 16 - 02:35 PM

Song of Choice


(Peggy Seeger originally; I like this version)

Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 27 Nov 16 - 07:58 PM

There's always Purple People Eater.

Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 27 Nov 16 - 09:10 PM

Donald where's yer troosers

Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration
From: gillymor
Date: 27 Nov 16 - 10:11 PM

Such a Parcel of Rogues in a Nation!

Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration
From: Mr Red
Date: 28 Nov 16 - 04:28 AM

Donald where's yer troosers

ready for Farrage to kiss his arse?

Jackpot! cuchink,cuchink,cuchink....................

Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 28 Nov 16 - 04:51 AM

Monty Python theme (Liberty March) complete with farting noises?

:D tG

Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration
From: Stu
Date: 28 Nov 16 - 06:34 AM

The Wanker's Song by Ivor Biggun and the Red-Nosed Burglers.

Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration
From: beardedbruce
Date: 28 Nov 16 - 08:33 AM

Rolling Stones – You Can't Always Get What You Want

You can't always get what you want
You can't always get what you want
You can't always get what you want
But if you try sometimes you just might find
You get what you need

You get what you need--yeah, oh baby

Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration
From: Greg F.
Date: 28 Nov 16 - 09:04 AM

YOU may need your boy Trump, Bruce - the rest of the world sure as hell doesn't.

Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration
From: beardedbruce
Date: 28 Nov 16 - 09:20 AM

GregtrF,

You do NOT speak for the rest of the world- ons has to wonder who it is that you DO speak for, and whether they are aware of how nasty you make them look.

Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration
From: Greg F.
Date: 28 Nov 16 - 09:25 AM

You're absolutely right, Bruce - the rest of the word can and has spoken for itself and knows the POS soon to disgrace the White House for what he is - and isn't.

Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration
From: Kenny B (inactive)
Date: 28 Nov 16 - 10:06 AM

The innaguaration should start with:
To the tune of the Red Flag as a general salute
The working class can kiss my arse
Ive got the presidents job at last

Followed by a trump fanfare and a Choir of bankers and financiers
Singing " We're in the money"

Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration
From: Ernest
Date: 28 Nov 16 - 01:51 PM

"Las Vegas in the Hills of Donegal" by Goats don`t shave, because he gets mentioned:

(Listen to it here)

Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration
From: Donuel
Date: 28 Nov 16 - 04:31 PM

Bruce is right.

That Stones song was used throughout his rallies.

Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration
From: Greg F.
Date: 28 Nov 16 - 05:07 PM

That Stones song was used throughout his rallies.


Yeah, and "Born In The USA" was used in brain-dead Reagan's rallies - totally unaware of what the song was actually about- until Springsteen told 'em to go fuck themselves or face a lawsuit.

Time for The Stones to step up to the plate......

Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration
From: Bill D
Date: 28 Nov 16 - 05:30 PM

All I hear in my head is "Song of the Volga Boatman" played very somberly... perhaps on a bassoon.

Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration
From: Donuel
Date: 28 Nov 16 - 05:46 PM

Well if we are hearing things, ail I hear is the theme to Forest Gump repeatedly interrupted by the Rite of Spring .

Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration
From: keberoxu
Date: 28 Nov 16 - 05:59 PM

Maybe something from Faust, who sold his soul to Mephistopheles?

Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration
From: keberoxu
Date: 28 Nov 16 - 06:14 PM

Although, if we're talking about hearing things,
I keep hearing Alvin and the Chipmunks.

Me, I want a hula hoop....

Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration
From: Greg F.
Date: 28 Nov 16 - 06:51 PM

There is no way tht tamias striatus or any other of the associated rodentia would have anything to do with Trump.

They're considerably more intelligent than a large segment of the human population.

Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration
From: Gallus Moll
Date: 28 Nov 16 - 06:51 PM

in the early days of youtube there seemed to be quite a few guys displaying a talent (?) of being able to fart a tune into a suitably positioned microphone
- I am sure Scotland is not the only place where trump and fart mean the same thing, so perhaps an ensemble of phlatus-passing performers could give a rendition?

Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration
From: Mr Red
Date: 29 Nov 16 - 04:27 AM

I'd like to hear the reports!

I suggest and they call the wind Maria

Or anything from Fiddler on the Roof

Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration
From: gillymor
Date: 29 Nov 16 - 07:58 AM

Maybe Radiohead could perform some cuts from Hail to the Thief.

Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration
From: akenaton
Date: 29 Nov 16 - 08:17 AM

Hi Gallus you'll need tae stop lookin' at thae kina sites....ye'll go blin!!   :0)

Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration
From: Greg F.
Date: 29 Nov 16 - 11:12 AM

After reading the following twats, I'm convinced that Trump regularly posts here on Mudcat under an assumed name:


Donald J. Trump
✔ @realDonaldTrump
"@HighonHillcrest: @jeffzeleny what PROOF do u have DonaldTrump did not suffer from millions of FRAUD votes? Journalist? Do your job! @CNN"
9:14 PM - 28 Nov 2016

Donald J. Trump
✔ @realDonaldTrump
"@JoeBowman12: @jeffzeleny just another generic CNN part time wannabe journalist !" @CNN still doesn't get it. They will never learn!
9:15 PM - 28 Nov 2016

Donald J. Trump
✔ @realDonaldTrump
"@FiIibuster: @jeffzeleny Pathetic - you have no sufficient evidence that Donald Trump did not suffer from voter fraud, shame! Bad reporter.
9:19 PM - 28 Nov 2016

Donald J. Trump
✔ @realDonaldTrump
"@sdcritic: @HighonHillcrest @jeffzeleny @CNN There is NO QUESTION THAT #voterfraud did take place, and in favor of #CorruptHillary !"
9:21 PM - 28 Nov 2016

The only thing I'm not quite sure of is whether its The Professor, or BrucedBeard.

Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration
From: BobL
Date: 30 Nov 16 - 04:15 AM

Dunno about tunes, but I was putting together a programme of dances when the election results came in. Longways set, please, for "Bonny Cuckoo"...

Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration
From: gnu
Date: 30 Nov 16 - 02:09 PM

Language warning.

Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration
From: Tattie Bogle
Date: 30 Nov 16 - 09:01 PM

Vectis had it right (27.11.16, 01.42.am above)
Yes, Nellie the Elephant: I wrote the following song, which goes to that tune on that Wednesday morning when I woke up to the result:

TRUMP, TRUMP, TRUMP        
Lyrics © Trish Santer      
Tune: Nellie the Elephant

From New York
A travelling businessman came,
But not an intelligent elephant,
No, a bloke with a funny name,
Mop of hair,
And face with a very fake tan,
O what a farce, he might well pass
For an outsize orang-utan.

Donald, th'orang-utan packed his cart
And trundled off to the golf course,
Off he went with a trumpety-trump,
Trump, Trump, Trump.
Doesn't want wind farms to blight his view
But happy to knock down some houses,
Said he was doing it for everyone's good,
Trump, Trump, Trump.
But soon bigger things were calling, far, far away,
He put himself up as a candidate
In the US election fray.
BUT, that was in April, and no-one believed
That Donald would ever pursue it:
Now you must agree how wrong you can be,
Trump, Trump, Trump.

Night by night,
He'd rant and point and rave,
When Donald was up on the podium
He looked so proud and brave,
Dirty tricks
Yon Donald did perform
But yet he just deluded them
And took the crowd by storm.

What a palaver for months on end,
Touring all over the country,
Hillary missed out Wisconsin, oh dear, but not
Trump, Trump, Trump.
Lawyers and FBI all muscled in
To ride on this huge roller-coaster,
Vote for the "lesser of evils" they said, not
Trump, Trump, Trump?

The Mexican border was calling, far, far away,
He'll send all those immigrants building his wall,
And leave them the other side of it,
While others are fleeing to Canada,
The moon or Mars or Australia,
What kind of country will America be, with
Trump, Trump, Trump?

On he went,
Trampling others down,
He only had one goal in life,
To take the President's crown.
Just how many people did he offend?
Which makes it such a mystery
Why they voted for him in the end.

All other candidates whittled away,
He had to face up to Ms Clinton,
TV debates, all fuelled with hate,
Trump, Trump, Trump.
Misogynist, racist and bigoted perv,
And don't mention emails from Hillary,
Lies and distortion, all out of proportion,
Trump, Trump, Trump.
Washington DC is calling, not so far away,
He'll be in The White House by January,
What horror, is all I can say.
BUT silver-tongued words will not change my mind,
Nor red baseball caps even tempt me,
Just keep your hands well off pussies and buttons,
Trump, Trump, Trump!

Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration
From: Felipa
Date: 01 Dec 16 - 08:44 AM

I'll be singing Holly Trump's song again
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Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration
From: Felipa
Date: 01 Dec 16 - 08:47 AM

tattie boggle, a wee problem for me with your song - I dont want to insult other species (in this case oranguatan) ... admit I'm not so comfortable with the llama line in Holly's song, but that verse is imagined as coming from Trump's mouth

Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration
From: EBarnacle
Date: 01 Dec 16 - 09:41 PM

The ride of the valkerie. After all, he and his minions will be the choosers of the slain

Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration
From: Helen
Date: 03 Dec 16 - 06:07 PM

Hi all,

The original of this song was a huge hit in Oz, and then I found this:

Denis Leary - song about Donald Trump

I'm sure that, being a non U.S. citizen, I don't have a say in which song gets played at the inauguration, but....I can sow the seeds of inspiration.

Helen

Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration
From: Tattie Bogle
Date: 06 Dec 16 - 02:51 PM

"No children or animals were harmed in the making of this song", Felipa, but sorry about the orang-utan! A bit of an insult to the species!

Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration
From: CupOfTea
Date: 06 Dec 16 - 08:52 PM

How soon till someone comes up with an absolutely perfect song about 'im?

So many musicians on Facebook have got a good handle on what he's got going on, it could provide fodder for twenty-leven verses. All the better if it's a zipper song where each new absurdity, indignity or illegality could be featured. Razor sharp mocking works on such thin skin. I thought of Robbie O'Connell's "how does Dennis do it" - it had me howling with mirth, while also making me look more closely at what Maggie was about.

I don't know how apropos the rest of the lyrics are - I found the idea offensive enough to always flip the station when it came on, but strains of:
"We don't need no education, we don't need no thought control... Just another brick in the wall" Keep running through my mind.

Joanne in Cleveland, witness to the start of this wretched mess

Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration
From: Mr Red
Date: 08 Dec 16 - 05:12 AM

I heard a recording on BBC Radio 4 of DT singing "Green Acres" at an award ceremony in 2005. It is a wonder he didn't get a firm refusal from some female that day, he would have had two more achers !

They were listing all the acts that had told him to stop using their music as campaign wallpaper, plus all the other acts that were on record as saying they would not allow their music at any of his appearances.

So maybe he will have to sing himself again.

Pass the earplugs please.

Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration
From: Donuel
Date: 08 Dec 16 - 06:23 AM

The Inauguration may suspend the 1st am3ndment. No protest have been allowed and no timeline to allow protesters on the Mall.

As far as music goes , How about Cat Scratch Fever?

Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration
From: gillymor
Date: 08 Dec 16 - 08:27 AM

Whenever I saw Herr Trump on TV during the campaign this ditty by the late Frank Zappa came to mind:

I'm the Slime

Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration
From: SPB-Cooperator
Date: 08 Dec 16 - 08:49 AM

Bring Tom Lehrer out of retirement on the grounds that the need for satire is back with a vengeance.

Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration
From: Mr Red
Date: 08 Dec 16 - 09:04 AM

Yes please Tom Lehrer.

else might I suggest Gut Bucket Blues?

Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration
From: Donuel
Date: 16 Dec 16 - 06:51 PM

AND THE WINNER IS

Sly and the family Stone

"It's a Family Affair"