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Subject: HELP! Someone save Max! From: Mary in Kentucky Date: 23 Feb 00 - 01:42 PM OK guys...this is serious. Check out the auction to see poor Max's fate in seven days if you don't act now. I would help...but I'm happily married and have twin sons his age and just don't quite feel comfortable with the age thing. But here's an idea. What about some of the ladies who live in the same area combining their money for a group date with Max. Surely they can outbid the Spaw gang and save poor Max! |
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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max! From: Amos Date: 23 Feb 00 - 01:44 PM Besides, Spaw is on that mycoxafalin, and he's gettin' nearsighted and Max look a little like possum anyhow... |
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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max! From: Troll Date: 23 Feb 00 - 01:51 PM Yeah, but Max won't roll over and play dead and Spaw needs every advantage he can get. I think Max will be safe as long as he keeps moving. Mary has a good but I don't think I can help. Max isn't my type and my Wife would NEVER understand. SEG troll |
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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max! From: MMario Date: 23 Feb 00 - 01:55 PM Max has been trying to get out of close contact with Cleigh for quite some time now......remember the money making scheme for the getaway that got canceled? |
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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max! From: wysiwyg Date: 23 Feb 00 - 01:57 PM Is there a counter-auction to enter the rescue party? |
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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max! From: catspaw49 Date: 23 Feb 00 - 02:00 PM Geeziz Praise...The boy ain't auctionin' off no counters! Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max! From: Clinton Hammond2 Date: 23 Feb 00 - 02:02 PM Max is a big boy... he can take care of himself, I'm sure! {~` |
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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max! From: Mbo Date: 23 Feb 00 - 02:03 PM I'd help, but you know the starving artist thing... |
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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max! From: wysiwyg Date: 23 Feb 00 - 02:03 PM Spaw, Then I can sell timeshares for space at the Cafe serving bar? |
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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max! From: paddymac Date: 23 Feb 00 - 02:08 PM Why not also auction a "morning after - try to help Max feel better" date? |
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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max! From: Troll Date: 23 Feb 00 - 02:08 PM Be careful, Praise. "Timeshare" is not considered to be a "nice" word here in Florida. troll |
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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max! From: wysiwyg Date: 23 Feb 00 - 02:10 PM OK, T, T*share? |
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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max! From: wysiwyg Date: 23 Feb 00 - 02:16 PM To see the auction thread, and hopefully enter a bid while ye're there, Click the SHOP & AUCTION at top of page. Then click [A Date with Max] Good way for newbies to see how auction works |
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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max! From: Amos Date: 23 Feb 00 - 02:21 PM Morning after ...what, Preparation H? |
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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max! From: Troll Date: 23 Feb 00 - 02:31 PM Amos, you have an evil mind. I like that in a person.always remember, an evil mind is a great comfort. troll |
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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max! From: Molly Malone Date: 23 Feb 00 - 02:32 PM Thank you for the visual! :P
(Bad place, BAAAAAD place.) |
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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max! From: annamill Date: 23 Feb 00 - 02:33 PM When is the end of the auction? I get my next paycheck on the first. I'll bid a hundred just for the joy of listening to him play for me awwwlawwwlawwwlll niiiight loooong. (Zeppelin) Gee! We could have a couple of blues players over and have an blues gathering! I'd really like that. Maybe a hundred and fifty even. That's about it though. Our store is leaving us a little low right now. Love, annap |
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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max! From: Chet W. Date: 23 Feb 00 - 04:34 PM About the group date idea; You ladies are on your own, but I think we need a ruling from a higher authority. Is it right? Is it traditional? Chet |
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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max! From: catspaw49 Date: 23 Feb 00 - 04:42 PM Chet, te;; me you're not going into something about the "oral process." Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max! From: Peter T. Date: 23 Feb 00 - 07:05 PM Gee CP, it isn't often you see someone with an obscene punctuation slip of the tongue. Two semicolons?????? Whew. yours, Peter T. |
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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max! From: catspaw49 Date: 23 Feb 00 - 07:17 PM OOOOOOooooooooo Freaky......But there is no salvation for Max. Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max! From: Sandy Paton Date: 23 Feb 00 - 07:23 PM I think ol' Spaw is all too familiar with "semi-colons." Sandy |
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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max! From: GUEST,_gargoyle Date: 23 Feb 00 - 09:26 PM $102.02 |
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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max! From: GUEST,_gargoyle Date: 23 Feb 00 - 09:28 PM He is saved
THANX for the tip
Now he is mine, Mine, MINE!!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max! From: Mbo Date: 23 Feb 00 - 09:31 PM Ah yes...I can see the conversation topics now. "So how DO you do all that neat HTML stuff anyway?" --Mbo |
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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max! From: GUEST,_gargoyle Date: 23 Feb 00 - 09:39 PM Dear MBO ... "Movement of the Bowels Obliquely"(hemroids/piles??????)
You are no "newbie" consult the threads under "HTML".....folks have been hired with as "specialists" with less knowledge than the threads within this site!!! The education is HERE partake of the past and sup freely. |
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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max! From: Mbo Date: 23 Feb 00 - 09:45 PM Thank you kindly, sir. I will do so immediately. --Mbo |
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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max! From: Troll Date: 23 Feb 00 - 09:51 PM GG.Oblique Bowels? That sounds Sooooooo painful. Is it fun? troll |
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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max! From: Mary in Kentucky Date: 23 Feb 00 - 10:19 PM Wait a minute...I just got back from THE game...the bid for Max at the official auction site is still $101 (by the Spaw gang). I don't think a bid counts unless it's at the official site. In other words...put your money where your mouth is. |
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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max! From: GUEST,_gargoyle Date: 23 Feb 00 - 10:32 PM Sorry Oh!!! So....sorry....I am not part of the "annotated anoited" however, I will gladly pay....101.02 for the MAX bowels of Max.
Payment upon delivery, ....I have paid much more. |
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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max! From: GUEST,_gargoyle Date: 23 Feb 00 - 10:36 PM Is there a menu for "Chittins" in the cookbook???? |
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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max! From: GUEST,_gargoyle Date: 23 Feb 00 - 10:39 PM Since my bids are "under the counter" a .03% discount is considered "normal." |
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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max! From: Troll Date: 23 Feb 00 - 10:43 PM It's "chittlins" Garg. But if you don't find them under that spelling, try "chitterlings". Thats the posh spelling. They go good with grits and cracklin' cornbread. This should give you ammo for several postings. No, don't thank me. I was happy to help. troll |
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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max! From: Mbo Date: 23 Feb 00 - 11:01 PM As Brother Phelps says "Feelin' good, feelin' fine--it's chittlin' time!" --Mbo |
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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max! From: GUEST,_gargoyle Date: 23 Feb 00 - 11:56 PM Keep that fire hot.... Keep that fire sizzlin Lookin' to have bought A bowl of Max's chittlin's
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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max! From: GUEST,Roger the skiffler Date: 24 Feb 00 - 05:12 AM I suppose there's no connection between this thread and a news item in this month's Wildlife magazine about antipodean attempts to put possums on the contraceptive pill.... RtS |
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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max! From: GUEST,Dani Date: 24 Feb 00 - 07:53 AM Help! I'm stuck out here in the cold. Couldn't get there through netscape. What's a microsoftinternetexplorere? All I wanted to say is, Annap how do you get a paycheck when you have your own business? I started my own business but they told me I had to do it for love and leftovers?! Dani (who feels funny as a guest) |
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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max! From: GUEST,Dani Date: 24 Feb 00 - 07:55 AM PS - y'all need to clean up your act. You never know when company is coming, and a decent girl won't have a thing to do with Max with the likes of you dragging him through the mud!! Dani (who intended no pun but is pleased with it anyway. Can't beat Sandy's, though) |
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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max! From: annamill Date: 24 Feb 00 - 09:58 AM I work to support my new business til it's off the ground. Soon I hope!! We haven't opened yet. Still in the building stage. I still want to have Max and his music all to myself one evening. I hope this auction lasts till the first. Just 5 more days. Love, annap |
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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max! From: MMario Date: 24 Feb 00 - 10:41 AM annap - you'll come in just under the wire, Max's "sell by" date is showing as 6 days left.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max! From: Max Date: 24 Feb 00 - 10:45 AM But I am always FRESH. |
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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max! From: catspaw49 Date: 24 Feb 00 - 10:47 AM With the reprobate and the marsupial in the lead. I can tell Max is real excited about a date with Cleigh since he said he's willing to shut down Mudcat if we win. Now that's REAL commitment!!!! Cleigh has been so excited......... Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max! From: Bert Date: 24 Feb 00 - 10:48 AM He'll do it too. |
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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max! From: catspaw49 Date: 24 Feb 00 - 10:53 AM Then someone needs to outbid the possum Bert! Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max! From: Troll Date: 24 Feb 00 - 10:57 AM Not to be nosy ,Spaw, but just what DOES that possum see in you anyhow? Granted that a possum will eat dang near anything, but I thought they had SOME taste. troll
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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max! From: MMario Date: 24 Feb 00 - 10:57 AM 'spaw, bert isn't a possum. Cleigh is. |
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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max! From: Bert Date: 24 Feb 00 - 11:01 AM Yea, but don't expect me to get into the bidding. He would close up shop immediately and run like ^%&^%# Bert. |
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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max! From: annamill Date: 24 Feb 00 - 11:02 AM Don't worry Max! Love, annap |
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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max! From: catspaw49 Date: 24 Feb 00 - 11:03 AM Mario, that's a good point....and I ain't the one to be blowin' up Bert's ass to find out!!! Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max! From: Amos Date: 24 Feb 00 - 11:12 AM Gettin' picky in your old age, Spaw? |
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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max! From: Troll Date: 24 Feb 00 - 11:21 AM It isn't that Spaw's gettin' picky, Or that he's gettin' feeble and frail. It's that Bert doesn't LOOK like a possum He ain't got a long hairless tail! Spaw just gets turned on by possums. Alive or dead, stiff, and cold. And the tial is really important, 'Cause the tail gives him something to hold! troll |
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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max! From: Amos Date: 24 Feb 00 - 05:00 PM How long is Burt's tail, anyway? I imagine it would be hairless enough in a pinch, Spaw. |
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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max! From: paddymac Date: 24 Feb 00 - 05:27 PM Been away from the machine awhile (naw, that's a fib; just from this thread) - I see this has undergone a mudcat devolution. Amos is giving 'Spaw a run for the ultra-bawdy quipster title. Look forward to watching/reading the continued competition. BTW 'Spaw - you noted above there was "no salvation for Max". Thought perhaps you might have meant "salivation" the way the bidding was lagging along. I gather it's picked up a bit since then. :>) |
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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max! From: Amos Date: 24 Feb 00 - 05:35 PM Yer kind remark I must decline, 'Tis Spaw who has the wickeder mind His wit is crueler than a dentist! And I am only Spaw's apprentice. But someday, if I study hard, (if I am not hanged from a yard) I'll learn to make 'em wince and laugh And learn the art of the Gaffer's gaff. A |
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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max! From: Mbo Date: 24 Feb 00 - 05:59 PM Don't I know it, paddy! Also Amos, Praise and Troll are trying for the forward pass, while the sad young poet's on the sidelines with his head in a cast. I abdicate my position--it's hard to be creative when something's put a LID (Lyrical Impairedness Disorder) on it. --Mbo |
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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max! From: catspaw49 Date: 24 Feb 00 - 06:01 PM Me???? Wicked??? Is there another Catspaw around here maybe? Look Amos, I'll send you an e-mail with attachment to show what a loving guy I am and you can see that Cleigh IS a party animal and very deserving of a date with Max. Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max! From: Mark Cohen Date: 24 Feb 00 - 06:08 PM Hello, I just found this thread and I wondered if anybody knows the words to Beautiful People, by Melanie? I mean, you guys are all musicians, right? And that's such a far-out song. |
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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max! From: Dave (the ancient mariner) Date: 24 Feb 00 - 07:13 PM Beautiful People you live in the same world as I do But some how I never noticed you before today I'm ashamed to say Beautiful people we share the same back door and it isnt right we never met before but then We may never meet again If I were'nt afraid you'd laugh at me I would run and take hold of your hands And I'd gather everyone together for a day And when we gathered I'll pass buttons out that say Beautiful people Then you'll never be alone cause they'll always be someone with the same button on as you include him in everything you do Beautiful people you ride the same subway as I do every mornin Thats gotta tell ya something we got so much in common I go the same direction that you do So if you'll take care of me maybe I'll take care of you Beautiful people you look like friends of mine And its about time that someone said here and now I make a vow that sometime somehow I'll have a meeting and invite everyone you know I'll pass out buttons for the ones who'll come to show Beautiful people you never have to be alone Cause they'll always be someone with the same button on as you include him in everything you do he may be sitting right next to you maybe a beautiful people too and if you take care of him well maybe he'll take care of you Cause all of the beautiful people do hmm and all of the beautiful people too.....
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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max! From: catspaw49 Date: 24 Feb 00 - 07:17 PM Mark my beachcomber buddy...tis YOU that be cruel!!! LOL Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max! From: Amos Date: 24 Feb 00 - 07:22 PM Cracking up! How thoughtful!
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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max! From: catspaw49 Date: 25 Feb 00 - 12:55 AM Before I turn in, I want you all to know that Amos has now seen "Cleigh, the Party Possum" and agrees that the boy is ready for a date with Max. Ladies, I will be happy to forward a copy of this photo to any of you so you can see what you're up against!!! And the bidding goes on.............. Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max! From: MMario Date: 25 Feb 00 - 09:35 PM tension mounts, but bidding has dropped off..... |
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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max! From: Amos Date: 26 Feb 00 - 12:10 AM But the date has to be at the restaurant Cleigh stole the fancy goblet from... |
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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max! From: catspaw49 Date: 26 Feb 00 - 12:28 AM Most of the folks haven't seen that picture Amos, but, uh...that joint would do. Say, can you stick the pic up here Mr. Wizard? Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max! From: Amos Date: 26 Feb 00 - 12:32 AM Well, could but don't have it here at home -- you mysteriously sent it to my office, so I had to do this long explanation to all the VPs about CLeigh an' all and the whistle part, and where it was and everything...I have to go up there in the morning and maybe I can figger a way. Just need to dump it somewhere. |
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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max! From: catspaw49 Date: 26 Feb 00 - 12:36 AM Well I'm a mysterious kinda' guy..........Sorry about that, I pulled the addy off an e-mail you sent me instead of looking it up. Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max! From: wysiwyg Date: 26 Feb 00 - 01:32 AM [We're reporting live from the Mudcat Auction Sidebar and things seem to be heating up at last. The crowd's really getting theor money's worth tonight! Several of the more vigorous men have apparently become entangled in a strange, oddly ritualized contest involving bodily functions, distance, and aim. I believe, although we have not confirmed this with our sources yet, that this is what the Americans call a Pissing Contest. Let's move in closer. We're sorry for the blurry video, I'll try to describe what we're seeing here for you people at home. As we join the action live, one of them is pulling off his fellow's addy. One of them is attempting to stick a pick up somewhere rather delicately, and the other is gesticulating urgently about a need to dump something else somewhere else. I can just make out the words… "Mr. Wizard…" Ah yes, one of the fellows is replying, although we had understood that is not his actual name. On the other side of the action, Ten's son appears to have mounted somebody, but now their bi**ing has dropped off... And standing on the sidelines is a lady, she looks rather disgusted and yet amused… if I can make out what she's…. "This lady does not care to be assumed to be up against anything that has to do with these gents!" It's a chaotic scene, ladies and gentlemen, stay tuned for updates… we're going back to the studio… Right, Nigel.] |
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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max! From: Sabra Date: 26 Feb 00 - 01:56 AM Oh my. I'm goin off to the auction site to see if I can make heads or tails of this (oops, no freudian stuff intended there folks) SHEESH! this newbie stuff is complicated around here...Sabra (who is still smiling, and heading off to find out about this mysterious HTML mmbo-jumbo as well) |
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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max! From: Amos Date: 26 Feb 00 - 10:38 AM Sabra...just stick to making heads and the tails will take care of themselves, I think...but better ask Spaw, who is the local expert on the latter. Not heads, tho -- he tries to enlarge his with a shovel occasionally. |
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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max! From: wysiwyg Date: 26 Feb 00 - 10:52 AM Hee boy! |
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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max! From: WyoWoman Date: 26 Feb 00 - 12:36 PM I just hope the bids don't heat up tooo much. Sorcha, Kat and I are plotting a group buy so all three of us can have our way(s) with Max out here on the High Plains. Max, you don't have any antelope allergies, do you? You can bring that pesky possum with you. We know what to do with varmints out in these parts. (We tickle they's tummies and waft a sage smudge-stick around their nether parts...) Kat, Sorcha... where are you, girls? We have bidding to do. xoxo, A Wanton WyoWoman |
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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max! From: catspaw49 Date: 26 Feb 00 - 12:58 PM Hey Pansy!!!! Now personally I'd be all for seeing the three of you in a front page "spread" that kat mentioned.....But y'all need to send Ol' Spaw the negatives!!!! Now regarding Max.......Well you better get the act in gear, cause I think the boy will be blowing possum ass real soon. Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max! From: Mary in Kentucky Date: 26 Feb 00 - 01:41 PM Go ahead ladies...run the bidding up on ole 'Spaw, afterall, it's for "THE CAUSE." (and it's your money) |
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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max! From: Mbo Date: 26 Feb 00 - 02:19 PM Mbo-jumbo? Wonder what that could mean? --Mbo |
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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max! From: WyoWoman Date: 26 Feb 00 - 09:52 PM Max is safe, at least for the time being, and Sorcha, Kat and I are polishing up the WyomingWelcomeWagon. Eat our dust, Mr. Spaw. Pansy Rue Bob Twidgett
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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max! From: Amos Date: 27 Feb 00 - 12:41 AM Rue Bobba Rue Bobb a Bim Bom Bam! You ladies are hot stuff and I'm here to say thanks for keeping yon Maxwell out of the hands of that oz-penis whistle Clay O. Possum... |
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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max! From: WyoWoman Date: 27 Feb 00 - 12:44 AM It isn't Cleigh's hands I'm so worried about ... |
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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max! From: Amos Date: 27 Feb 00 - 12:51 AM I think you should learn something about what you will be up against. |
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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max! From: catspaw49 Date: 27 Feb 00 - 01:16 AM I don't know why that would surprise me.......Is there ANYTHING you can't buy on the net???? Bill D. did some wacky calculation that came out to something like "If three people in the world have an interest in something, its on the web." BTW Amos....I had a friend in college in an Ag class who came back laughing his ass off one day. The Prof, a generally subdued guy, had been explaining the possum and the ospenis and some lame asshole couldn't understand it. The prof tries a couple of different tacks and the guy is still clueless. In total exasperation, he finally yells at the guy, "ITS A BONY PETER MAN!!!!" And for another "penile tidbit"......the Ohio State Marching Band has a "mascot" they keep in a velvet case, a petrified bull's penis...named Roger. Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max! From: GUEST Date: 27 Feb 00 - 01:16 AM Oooohh my!!! I like that large raccoon one! It's pretty! But I couldn't find it up at the auction, is it supposed to be there? |
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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max! From: alison Date: 27 Feb 00 - 01:21 AM when I was a student nurse we had a young man admitted to the ward with a fractured penis...... (try giving a report to the next shift coming on about that with a straight face!)....... now I find out all these years later that they do indeed have bones in them..... hahaha slainte alison |
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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max! From: Ebbie Date: 27 Feb 00 - 03:05 AM I must say that that walrus penis bone replica is unimpressive. Practically every Alaskan home has a REAL oosik in it- and MUCH longer than 56 cm. And not crooked, neither... |
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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max! From: Amos Date: 27 Feb 00 - 11:22 AM Well, you may have found your destiny... |
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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max! From: bbelle Date: 27 Feb 00 - 04:04 PM Ebbie ... I had a hunting guide friend in Fairbanks who promised to make me a necklace out of what he called "mink dinks." Unfortunately, he perished in his own plane before he could collect enough "dinks." Mink dinks and oosiks made the term "boner" seem all too real. Can you just imagine the social comment on a necklace made of mink penises??? ... moonchild |
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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max! From: WyoWoman Date: 27 Feb 00 - 04:23 PM I think I went out with #OP-2 once... |
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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max! From: catspaw49 Date: 27 Feb 00 - 04:42 PM Just to add some musical content....... "I am the Walrus" Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max! From: WyoWoman Date: 27 Feb 00 - 11:53 PM Braggart. |
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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max! From: Amos Date: 28 Feb 00 - 01:11 AM Just because he says he is the Walrus doesn't mean anything -- you gotta make him show you what he's really made of... |
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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max! From: Sorcha Date: 28 Feb 00 - 01:13 AM A walrus is made outa muscle and blood........and DEM BONES! |
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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max! From: Amos Date: 28 Feb 00 - 08:18 AM Sorch, there's a song there... |
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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max! From: MMario Date: 28 Feb 00 - 08:28 AM I think 'Spaw means that he, like the example "walrus" shown - is a reproduction..., not made of the "real stuff", in other words, a fake. *BSEG* |
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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max! From: WyoWoman Date: 28 Feb 00 - 11:44 PM Hmmmphf. He told me reproduction was the whole point. And what a point it was... |
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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max! From: catspaw49 Date: 28 Feb 00 - 11:57 PM Well Twidgett, I was just trying to get something straight between us. |
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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max! From: catspaw49 Date: 28 Feb 00 - 11:59 PM uh....so to speak...... Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max! From: Night Owl Date: 29 Feb 00 - 12:19 AM anyone else see the posting re: end of the bidding on this auction??? Some of us thought the auction is ending AFTER the radio show Wed. eve. ?????? |
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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max! From: catspaw49 Date: 29 Feb 00 - 09:30 AM Yes Owl, its true.....We are entering the final leg of bidding wars for for that dream date with Max. Will he be wearing a tux or a blue strapless evening gown? Will it be a night blowing kisses or possum? Will he get the full spread in Wyoming, one of the beltway babes from DC, the snappin' gators of the Tallahassee twosome, or will he be resigned to blow up a possum's ass, with photos. Its leap year and on this special day, perhaps Max will leap into the marsupial ooze. Will his March come in like a lion or will it enter upon the tiny feet of a possum. Too soon to tell.....Stay tuned to this same possum channel for furthe news, or check the auction regularly as time passes slowly by. Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max! From: Amos Date: 29 Feb 00 - 09:35 AM Spaw, you're a classic: tongue of poet, heart of gold, mind like broken Hefty bag, and a thin veneer of irascible curmudgeon on the outside just to keep things intersting. Wotta dude. And lips like a possum-butt. Quelle embouchure! A |
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Subject: RE: BS: HELP! Someone save Max! From: catspaw49 Date: 29 Feb 00 - 06:12 PM Well another day has been added and the pellets are plipping out.........gimmee a couple Cleigh......Thanks, I'll head for the auction. Spaw |