BS: Hugh Grant-free at last

Subject: Hugh Grant-free at last
From: Linda Kelly
Date: 24 May 00 - 10:33 AM

A verse upon the separation of Hugh Grant and Liz Hurley


My heart is poundng
My head's awhirl
For Hugh has dumped the Hurley girl
So goodbye husband
Love I've found
Sod the job-
I'm chelsea bound!

Subject: RE: BS: Hugh Grant-free at last
From: Wesley S
Date: 24 May 00 - 11:47 AM

You'd better hurry. Foxie Brown may have already beat you to it.

Subject: RE: BS: Hugh Grant-free at last
From: TerriM
Date: 24 May 00 - 07:29 PM

Bugger, thought I'd be first in line!

Subject: RE: BS: Hugh Grant-free at last
From: gillymor
Date: 24 May 00 - 10:29 PM

Hugh've got to be kidding.

Subject: RE: BS: Hugh Grant-free at last
From: Callie
Date: 24 May 00 - 11:11 PM

What's wrong with me? I KNOW I'm female, and yet I find Hughie quite repulsive.

Subject: RE: BS: Hugh Grant-free at last
From: JenEllen
Date: 24 May 00 - 11:40 PM

Don't fret Callie...you aren't the only one who finds him slightly more interesting than whatever's collecting behind the couch.
~Elle

Subject: RE: BS: Hugh Grant-free at last
From: alison
Date: 24 May 00 - 11:56 PM

dull as dishwater... and not good looking either

slainte

alison

Subject: RE: BS: Hugh Grant-free at last
From: Bugsy
Date: 25 May 00 - 12:41 AM

I think she's well rid of him.

Simpering great Pillock!

Cheers

Bugsy

Subject: RE: BS: Hugh Grant-free at last
From: GUEST,sian in Wales
Date: 25 May 00 - 05:07 AM

Oh. I thought, from the title, that we were cheering a Hugh-Grant-Free zone ... like GM-free. But I see it's turning into that. Good. What a prat.

Sian

Subject: RE: BS: Hugh Grant-free at last
From: catspaw49
Date: 25 May 00 - 07:13 AM

Hmmmmm.............Sounds like Hughie will have to start paying for his fun again.

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Hugh Grant-free at last
From: Ritchie
Date: 25 May 00 - 07:28 AM

I've gotta feeling that Ms Hurley is about to become the new Liz Taylor....tell me again, what is she famous for ? and quite frankly who gives a damn just as long as Kermit Jagger gets his loan.

regards Ritchie

Subject: RE: BS: Hugh Grant-free at last
From: Liam's Brother
Date: 25 May 00 - 08:53 AM

Free at last? Was he bound and gagged when they caught him with what's-her-name in L.A.?

Subject: RE: BS: Hugh Grant-free at last
From: GUEST,Mrr
Date: 25 May 00 - 10:55 AM

Can't resist.

Bill Gates is following the coverage of Hugh Grant and the delectable Divine Brown, and asks Hugh up to set her up with him for a date. He does, and Bill and Divine have a rather athletic evening. Afterwards Bill, lying on his back, dreamily says Wow... I can see how you came up with the name Divine. Ms Brown answers Yes, and I can see how you came up with the name MicroSoft!

Subject: RE: BS: Hugh Grant-free at last
From: Linda Kelly
Date: 25 May 00 - 02:23 PM

Hugh a prat?-surely not-witty debonair and totally gorgeous, i think of him as a latterday cary grant. But then I don't think it would do for us all to share th same taste in men would it?

Subject: RE: BS: Hugh Grant-free at last
From: JenEllen
Date: 25 May 00 - 02:37 PM

Okay, leave me John McCusker, and I'll leave you Hughie. Deal?
JenEllen

Subject: RE: BS: Hugh Grant-free at last
From: GUEST,sian in wales
Date: 25 May 00 - 03:25 PM

I'm afraid he fits my description of a prat. The Englishman who went up the Hill etc was filmed in my family's part of Wales, and the way he behaved to some of the staff at the Lake Vyrnwy Hotel made it to the local papers, and lives on among the *folk*. (Gosh - please someone write a ballad! The talent is there locally!) I was Production Co-ordinator for a film company which was Oscar nominated, so I'm pretty happy in my belief that film people don't have the right to be up-market yobs ...

But you're right that it's great we don't all fancy the same types. I have two friends - one female hetro, one male gay - and they tend to fancy the same blokes. Can get slightly surrealistic ...

Sian

Subject: RE: BS: Hugh Grant-free at last
From: GUEST,Mrr
Date: 25 May 00 - 03:28 PM

Pronounce Vyrnwy for me, can you? My guess is Firth.

Subject: RE: BS: Hugh Grant-free at last
From: Rick Fielding
Date: 25 May 00 - 06:33 PM

If anyone's read the wonderful Richard E. Grant book "With Nails, and I", you'll get one heck of an insight into the behind the scenes personality of Hughie. Sounds like Divine Brown should have gotten "overtime pay". He sounds pretty obnoxious...but you don't get to be a movie star on "niceness" alone.

Rick

Subject: RE: BS: Hugh Grant-free at last
From: Amergin
Date: 25 May 00 - 06:36 PM

Oh, I won't worry about Divine Brown, she's probably going to be getting plenty of business from him now.

Amergin

Subject: RE: BS: Hugh Grant-free at last
From: Joe Offer
Date: 25 May 00 - 06:41 PM

Liz, I always thought Hugh was far too sleazy for you. Now that you're finally rid of him, give me a call...
-Lonesome Joe-

Subject: RE: BS: Hugh Grant-free at last
From: sophocleese
Date: 25 May 00 - 08:34 PM

Hugh Grant cannot hold a candle to Harvey Keitel. 'Nuff said.

Subject: RE: BS: Hugh Grant-free at last
From: catspaw49
Date: 25 May 00 - 09:01 PM

Why would he hold a candle anyway?

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Hugh Grant-free at last
From: Mbo
Date: 25 May 00 - 09:08 PM

Spaw has never heard of hot wax dripping!

--Mbo

Subject: RE: BS: Hugh Grant-free at last
From: Rick Fielding
Date: 26 May 00 - 12:41 AM

Embo you're revolting. By the way do you know about King Edward the second?

When I first encountered the name of the English band "Edward the second, and the Red Hot Polkas", I thought I'd die laughing!

Rick (truly ashamed for horning in here)

Subject: RE: BS: Hugh Grant-free at last
From: Callie
Date: 26 May 00 - 02:09 AM

I managed to convince my sister that Hugh and Richard E were brothers. After a while, she bought it. Then I got to laugh at her. I'm sorry, sis. It was all in good fun.

Subject: RE: BS: Hugh Grant-free at last
From: Kim C
Date: 26 May 00 - 02:39 PM

Hugh is cute and all but I would have dumped him after the prostitute incident. No telling what he brought home!

I like Harvey Keitel well enough but not well enough to want to see him in his full monty.