Favorite toothpaste?

Subject: Favorite toothpaste?
From: GUEST,Pearly White
Date: 16 Sep 00 - 02:39 PM

What's your favorite toothpaste?

When I was a kid, I used Crest and had 42% fewer cavities than the rest of my friends at school.

Then as a teenager, I started smoking cigarettes and they turned my teeth yellow. So I switched to Pepsodent and wondered where the yellow went 'cause I brushed my theeth with pepsodent.

But, along with the yellow, Pepsodent wore down my enamel, so now I use Sensodyne to protect my sensitive teeth.

So Mudcatters, what's your favorite toothpaste?

Subject: RE: Favorite toothpaste?
From: Dave (the ancient mariner)
Date: 16 Sep 00 - 02:48 PM

Gin or Bacardi...Aye. Dave

Subject: RE: Favorite toothpaste?
From: thosp
Date: 16 Sep 00 - 03:04 PM

apples!

peace (Y) thosp

Subject: RE: Favorite toothpaste?
From: CarolC
Date: 16 Sep 00 - 09:13 PM

I don't have any teeth.

Subject: RE: Favorite toothpaste?
From: Mbo
Date: 16 Sep 00 - 09:16 PM

Teeth...teeeeth, it is, precioussss. But we only has six!

Subject: RE: Favorite toothpaste?
From: GUEST,Curtis & Loretta
Date: 16 Sep 00 - 11:19 PM

Good old Sensodyne during the day, for sensitive teeth. Tartar control Crest at night, for plaque. Whenever they invent Tartar control Sensodyne, I'll be set.

Loretta Simonet

Subject: RE: Favorite toothpaste?
From: Mbo
Date: 16 Sep 00 - 11:22 PM

I use 20 grit sandpaper! SNNNNNNARL!

Subject: RE: Favorite toothpaste?
From: GUEST,Franco
Date: 16 Sep 00 - 11:26 PM

Ultra-Brite. However, my snuff-dipping granny would chew on a willow twig. Of course, this is not tooth PASTE, but she called it her toothbrush. By the way, why is the paste not referred to as TEETHpaste? Franco

Subject: RE: Favorite toothpaste?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 Sep 00 - 12:40 AM

Tom's of Maine, fennel flavour...very mild and a neat taste. Expensive, but worth it.

Subject: RE: Favorite toothpaste?
From: Mooh
Date: 17 Sep 00 - 08:20 AM

Saskatchewan Doon Sand 40%, baking soda 20%, vinegar 40%, stir, scrub with white cedar twig with the bark left on. Rinse with artesian well water...

Say what, favourite toothpaste? Mooh.

Subject: RE: Favorite toothpaste?
From: Giac
Date: 17 Sep 00 - 09:43 AM

A woman meets her pastor in the grocery store.
"Reverend, how do you keep your teeth so bright? Mine always look dingy."
"Oh," replied the minister as he hurried on down the aisle, "I use bleach."
The woman thought that was pretty strange, but, "Well, if it works for him, it should work for me."
So she goes home and starts to brush her teeth with bleach. Of course, she got awful burns and was in pitiful condition at the hospital.
The preacher came to see her and asked, "Madam, why on earth did you do such a thing?"
She struggle to speak through her tortured mouth, "Ooo thaid ith aat ooo oose."
"But, madam," he responded, "I thought you understand that I have dentures."

Sorry, couldn't resist. I've saved that joke for 30 years, now I can be freeeee of it! Nya-ha-HA!

Giac ~:o)