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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: WyoWoman Date: 19 Nov 00 - 07:37 PM wooo. What was HER blues name? ww |
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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: catspaw49 Date: 19 Nov 00 - 12:52 AM Knew a guy with a priapic condition and he met this nice chinese girl who was really interested in him. They were sitting on the couch and she was whispering in his ears, running her tongue around them, and things were progressing along. He asked her if she could help him with his "condition" and she said, "Oh yes. You need woks job." He figured this was something oriental and agreed. She left the room and came back with two flat paddles, a ball of twine, and some handcuffs. Once again she ran her tongue around both his ears and then took down his pants. Without comment, she took his priapic member and laid it on one of the paddles, gently tying it in place with the twine. Again she kissed both cheeks and delicately ran her tongue around his ears. Then she handcuffed both hands behind his back and picked up the other paddle. She raised it high above her head and with a loud shriek, slapped it down on top of the other, flattening his willie between them. The guy's entire body stiffened as though it were undergoing an electrical shock, and the wax shot out of both ears.
Spaw Deleted 78 duplicate messages and a puddle of earwax. --JoeClone |
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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: WyoWoman Date: 19 Nov 00 - 12:19 AM I THOUGHT that was a little large for a bread stick. xo/ Flatulent Fig Reagan |
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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: Rick Fielding Date: 18 Nov 00 - 09:56 PM Dat's either a Walnut Bread in my pocket or ah'm really glad to see you Wyo. Blind Bermuda Schwartz |
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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: GUEST,Taken Date: 18 Nov 00 - 08:58 PM Scizophrenic Kumquat & Pasion Fruit MacKay president... in the U.S.- just not of the U.S. "He's the devil bitch of my heart" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: Clifton53 Date: 18 Nov 00 - 08:31 PM Bulemic Pawpaw Washington
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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: WyoWoman Date: 18 Nov 00 - 08:16 PM Ok. LEJ wins the Grand Prize. Fielding is a definite First Runner-up ... Now that you've all made me choke on my walnut bread ...
Ok, and here's your first line:
Woke up this morning ...
(which, of course, with Priapic Zucchini Johnson goes with out saying ... ) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: Lonesome EJ Date: 18 Nov 00 - 05:22 PM Priapic Zucchini Johnson |
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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: dwditty Date: 18 Nov 00 - 05:04 PM Doesn't quite fit the formula, but I think it was Martin Mull who coined Blind Lemon Pledge/ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: Ely Date: 18 Nov 00 - 03:50 PM Yeah, I'm thinking my female blues name is better than my real name . . . |
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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: Rick Fielding Date: 18 Nov 00 - 02:52 PM Forgetful Prune Bush An fo' mah fust numbah ah'd lak ta do "Gored by my Chad" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: okthen Date: 18 Nov 00 - 02:51 PM energetically challenged pomegranite Asquith try saying it next time you get as relaxed as....... cheers bill |
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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: Alice Date: 18 Nov 00 - 02:34 PM Lilac Delilah!! I love it! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: Fred/Forsh Date: 18 Nov 00 - 01:47 PM trying to fit hallitosis in........ neurotic would also be good.... my brain hurts........ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: Ely Date: 18 Nov 00 - 01:42 PM Asperger's Mayhaw Ford or (since I'm a girl) Lilac Delilah |
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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: WyoWoman Date: 18 Nov 00 - 01:35 PM And Aussies and Kiwis, of course. Which, I suppose, means any country's Top Dawg is available for exploitation and ought to offer up some fascinating permutations. (No fair cheating, you guys. I mean, you can't just MAKE UP a political leader's name and hope we'll all fall for it. Your Mudcat Honor is at stake ...) I especially love Kiwi Nixon Dyslexic, Steve. "Dyslexics of the World, Untie!!!" WW/Feverish Tomatillo Ford P.S. Chanteyranger: Just because our nation's Highest Court stoops to ruling fruits vegetables when they ain't doesn't mean we have to believe it for a minute. Remember, this is a nation in which you can also get sued for insulting a side of beef, for maligning a vegetable ... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: WyoWoman Date: 18 Nov 00 - 01:26 PM Come to think of it, these are all excellent names for Ben & Jerry's new flavors as well. and Campfire, since when was being a nymphomaniac considered a disability? Especially on the Mudcat -- Catspaw always said it was a great asset. I was it that I HAD a great asset ... Or maybe that he WAS a great big ass...
nivver mindAnd yes, I think the World Blues Court would grant a special dispensation for U.K./Canadian Bluesies to use their P.M.'s names. The president of the pub darts team? ... I'm not absolutely certain. I guess we have to throw that one back on the World Blues Court for an opinion. B.B.? Robert? Etta? Bueller? WW |
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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: Alice Date: 18 Nov 00 - 01:12 PM I'm going to have Trembling Cherry Polk going through my mind all day now.
Ladies formula:
Magnolia Eve
Lady Esther
Azalea Jezebel
Honeysuckle Salome
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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: Long Firm Freddie Date: 18 Nov 00 - 12:19 PM Paranoid Pineapple Pierce LFF |
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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: Bat Goddess Date: 18 Nov 00 - 12:17 PM Curmudgeon says he's Deaf Date Washington. (No, he just yelled across the room that it's not his name; at least no in this ficton.) Bat Goddess (Is there a formula for female blues singers?!) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: GUEST,Bardford Date: 18 Nov 00 - 12:05 PM Using the name of a former Canadian prime minister: Limp Banana Diefenbaker |
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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: GUEST,Steve Latimer Date: 18 Nov 00 - 11:01 AM Kiwi Nixon Dyslexic |
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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: Morticia Date: 18 Nov 00 - 10:56 AM Athritic Apple Astor.......hey, I like it! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: LDave Date: 18 Nov 00 - 10:46 AM When I first heard of Earnest Leroy Hawkins I thought being earnest was a good affliction for a bluesman. Come to find out it was his real name. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: Whitcher Date: 18 Nov 00 - 10:42 AM Squintin Paw Paw Wilson Slight Indegestion Tinned Mixed Fruit Major More UK Prime Ministers Harry |
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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: Alice Date: 18 Nov 00 - 09:43 AM Wormy Fig Washington
Crazy Currant Adams
Blind Berry Monroe
SAD Melon Madison
Pocked Peach Wilson
Lame Lime Jackson
Dizzy Grape Van Buren
Wheezing Mango Harrison
Hunchback Guava Tyler
Trembling Cherry Polk
Comatose Tangerine McKinley
Bleeding Papaya Taft
Migraine Apricot Coolidge
Spastic Blueberry Hoover
Bilious Crabapple Ford
that's enough for now...... Alice
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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: campfire Date: 18 Nov 00 - 09:40 AM Nymphomaniac Banana Cinton??? campfire |
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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: alison Date: 18 Nov 00 - 08:57 AM it's an Aussie one... very descriptive...... hahaha slainte alison |
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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: Allan C. Date: 18 Nov 00 - 08:20 AM Club-foot Ugli Van Buren |
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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: catspaw49 Date: 18 Nov 00 - 08:12 AM What the hell kind of disability is "Mad as a Cut Snake?" Great expression!!! Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: alison Date: 18 Nov 00 - 08:06 AM "Mad as a cut snake" Rockmelon Thatcher.... I think Primeministers works......... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: Morticia Date: 18 Nov 00 - 06:47 AM If you're Brit, can you use Prime Ministers? Yours Astigmatic Orange Gladstone |
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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: Bernard Date: 18 Nov 00 - 06:23 AM Partially Sighted Grapefruit Clegg Okay, Clegg was never a US President, but he was president of a pub darts team - does that count? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: Liz the Squeak Date: 18 Nov 00 - 06:18 AM Deaf Plum Gore? Rheumatic Satsuma Bush..... I'm guessing here, being a Brit, I know only 8 presidents names, and 2 of them are Johnson! LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: Lyrical Lady Date: 18 Nov 00 - 04:30 AM Juicy Mango Munroe I'm Canadian and I'm guessing? ... Munroe, yes..no? ....LL |
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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: MichaelAnthony Date: 18 Nov 00 - 04:03 AM Hot Bananna Johnson |
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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: GUEST,chanteyranger Date: 18 Nov 00 - 03:28 AM Catatonic Strawberry Grant. BTW, did y'all know that the U.S. Supreme Court ruled the tomato to be a vegetable? They really did! It was in a dispute over import/export issues. -chanteyranger |
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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: alison Date: 18 Nov 00 - 01:26 AM Paraphymosed Banana Clinton |
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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: katlaughing Date: 18 Nov 00 - 01:15 AM Too Tall Cherry Madison Blind Peanut Buchanan
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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: alison Date: 18 Nov 00 - 01:14 AM Haemhorraging Guava Washington..... couldn't resist....... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: katlaughing Date: 18 Nov 00 - 01:09 AM Ashmatic Plantain Garfield Short Legs Banana Ford |
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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: BlueJay Date: 18 Nov 00 - 01:05 AM Tonedeaf Lemon Gore, (or conversely), Skinny Tomato Bush. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: GUEST,khandu Date: 18 Nov 00 - 12:35 AM UGLY UGLI COOLIDGE! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: WyoWoman Date: 18 Nov 00 - 12:25 AM I think we can use first names if they're really really really good. Willie, of course, is hard to beat, so to speak. I mean, as far as blues names go ... xo/ Hyperactive Winesap Coolidge |
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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: BlueJay Date: 18 Nov 00 - 12:19 AM DJD Apple COOLidge. Or is that a rap band? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: JenEllen Date: 18 Nov 00 - 12:12 AM Herniated Strawberry Jackson...checking in. SAAALLLLL-OOOOT! (LOL) ~Elle |
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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: bflat Date: 17 Nov 00 - 11:57 PM Toothless Tomato Washington. bflat |
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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: Margo Date: 17 Nov 00 - 11:28 PM Lazy eyed Orange Hayes (Haze). :0) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: CarolC Date: 17 Nov 00 - 11:13 PM ADD/Disnumeric/CFIDS Blueberry CLINTON! (I'm a mess, aren't I?) ...'berry |
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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: MMario Date: 17 Nov 00 - 11:07 PM Linpin' Loquat Lyndon or is it only last names of presidents? |