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BS: Don't take this too seriously!!

GUEST,Fibula Mattock 15 Jan 01 - 06:44 AM
Jock Morris 15 Jan 01 - 07:32 AM
AndyG 15 Jan 01 - 08:35 AM
kendall 15 Jan 01 - 09:11 AM
Dave the Gnome 15 Jan 01 - 09:26 AM
Tony in Sweden 15 Jan 01 - 10:02 AM
Patrish(inactive) 15 Jan 01 - 10:59 AM
GUEST,Bob Schwarer 15 Jan 01 - 12:26 PM
Mrrzy 15 Jan 01 - 01:12 PM
mousethief 15 Jan 01 - 01:30 PM
mousethief 15 Jan 01 - 01:54 PM
Metchosin 15 Jan 01 - 02:23 PM
Melani 15 Jan 01 - 02:45 PM
Greyeyes 15 Jan 01 - 03:21 PM
mousethief 15 Jan 01 - 03:24 PM
harpmolly 15 Jan 01 - 04:04 PM
CarolC 15 Jan 01 - 04:15 PM
Morticia 15 Jan 01 - 04:15 PM
harpmolly 15 Jan 01 - 04:20 PM
GUEST,Mike Putt (at work) 15 Jan 01 - 08:12 PM
CarolC 15 Jan 01 - 08:39 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: Don't take this too seriously!!
From: GUEST,Fibula Mattock
Date: 15 Jan 01 - 06:44 AM


Personal Profile for: Fibula Mattock



Sex: Not as much as I'd like given that the Other Half's in a different country
Living arrangement: Share a lovely garden flat with a Classicist
What do you think about ouija boards?: load of crap
Your favourite TV show? Father Ted. Or Buffy. Or The Simpsons.
What's on your mouse pad? Homer Simpson
Favourite board games: Trivial Pursuit (the answer is always "Prince Phillip" no matter what category you're in)
Favourite magazines: Try not to buy 'em. Prefer books.
Favourite smells: Lavender, lemongrass, the sea, the smell of freshly turned soil on a cold, crisp, yet sunny winter's day.
Worst feeling in the world: Loss
Best feeling in the world: Love
Favourite CD: Too many to choose from
Do you get motion sickness? Never!
Roller coasters - scary or exciting? SCARY. VERY SCARY.
How many rings before you answer the phone? As long as it takes to fish it out of my bag
Future sons name? Mucus Pubert III
Future daughter's name? Mucusa Puberta III
Favourite foods: Jalapeno pepper pizza; champ
Chocolate or vanilla? vanilla
Favourite ice cream? vanilla Haagen Daaz
Croutons or bacon bits? bacon bits
Do you like to drive? no
Do you sleep with stuffed animals? whaddya think I am, some kind of pervert!
What type was your first car: never owned one, but learned to drive in a Renault Clio
If you could meet one person, dead or alive, who would it be? my Other Half's father
Favourite alcoholic drink: alcohol
What is your zodiac sign? Aquarius. Like 0.5 billion other people
Who is your favourite poet? Seamus Heaney
Do you eat the stems of broccoli? Yes
If you could have any job you wanted, what would it be? An archaeologist who works with computers. Which is what I do anyway.
If you could dye your hair any colour, what would it be? even more red
Have you ever been in love? yes
What is on your walls in your room? paintings by an ex-boyfriend
Is the glass half empty or half full? it's not got enough drink in it
Favourite movie(s): Princess Bride, Willow, Labyrinth, Kevin Smith's movies, Coen Brothers movies
Are you a lefty, righty or ambidextrous? righty
Do you type with your fingers on the right keys? there are WRONG keys?
If you could be one gardening tool, what would you be? a trowel
What's under your bed? clothes (I have no wardrobe)
What is your favourite number? 7. Or 8. Or 12. 12 is nice.
What is your dream car? a landrover or a VW camper van
Favourite sport(s)to watch: none


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Subject: RE: BS: Don't take this too seriously!!
From: Jock Morris
Date: 15 Jan 01 - 07:32 AM


Personal Profile for: Scott



Sex: Male / none since split with fiancee
Living arrangement: single; 2 bed semi shared with 2 cats
What do you think about ouija boards?: Never used one, never witnessed one used; therefore can't comment
Your favourite TV show? Buffy the Vampire Slayer
What's on your mouse pad? A mouse
Favourite board games: Monopoly
Favourite magazines: Land Rover Owner International
Favourite smells: Cakes / bread baking.
Worst feeling in the world: loss of a loved one
Best feeling in the world: being in love
Favourite CD: can't choose
Do you get motion sickness? yes
Roller coasters - scary or exciting? exciting up to a point then motion sickness takes over
How many rings before you answer the phone? 2 or 3; if it gets to 4 the answering machine takes over
Future sons name? David
Future daughter's name? Gillian
Favourite foods: chicken fajhitas(sp?), gammon
Chocolate or vanilla? chocolate
Favourite ice cream? chocolate
Croutons or bacon bits? croutons
Do you like to drive? yes, but not in town's or cities
Do you sleep with stuffed animals? No, pussy cats
What type was your first car: Rolls Canardly
If you could meet one person, dead or alive, who would it be? At the moment, probably the lass I've been chatting to via PMs for the past week or so.
Favourite alcoholic drink: A good real ale
What is your zodiac sign? Taurus
Who is your favourite poet? Lionel McClelland
Do you eat the stems of broccoli? Yes
If you could have any job you wanted, what would it be? Cabinet maker
If you could dye your hair any colour, what would it be? Hair? Someone remind me what hair is:-)
Have you ever been in love? Yes
What is on your walls in your room? Photos of mountains.
Is the glass half empty or half full? half full
Favourite movie(s): Heathers, 4 weddings and a funeral
Are you a lefty, righty or ambidextrous? righty
Do you type with your fingers on the right keys? No
If you could be one gardening tool, what would you be? A fork.
What's under your bed? Bits of wood left over from various projects/waiting for a project
What is your favourite number? 42
What is your dream car? Ferrari 250 GTO
Favourite sport(s)to watch: Rugby Union, but it has to be Scotland v England at Murrayfield


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Subject: RE: BS: Don't take this too seriously!!
From: AndyG
Date: 15 Jan 01 - 08:35 AM



Sex: M
Living arrangement: forever (hopefully)
What do you think about ouija boards?: I don't
Your favourite TV show? no TV
What's on your mouse pad? a mouse
Favourite board games: Campaign for North Africa
Favourite magazines: Private Eye
Favourite smells: none
Worst feeling in the world: status asthamticus
Best feeling in the world: still being alive
Favourite CD: none
Do you get motion sickness? yes
Roller coasters - scary or exciting? no idea (see previous question)
How many rings before you answer the phone? depends
Future sons name?
Future daughter's name?
Favourite foods: none
Chocolate or vanilla? chocolate
Favourite ice cream? don't indulge
Croutons or bacon bits? no
Do you like to drive? no
Do you sleep with stuffed animals? no
What type was your first car: Series II Land Rover
If you could meet one person, dead or alive, who would it be? I.K.Brunel
Favourite alcoholic drink: beer
What is your zodiac sign? Virgo
Who is your favourite poet? Roger McGough
Do you eat the stems of broccoli? no
If you could have any job you wanted, what would it be? well paid
If you could dye your hair any colour, what would it be?
Have you ever been in love? yes
What is on your walls in your room? cobwebs
Is the glass half empty or half full? set fair
Favourite movie(s): Seven Samuri
Are you a lefty, righty or ambidextrous? RH
Do you type with your fingers on the right keys? no
If you could be one gardening tool, what would you be?
What's under your bed? boxes
What is your favourite number? none
What is your dream car? A Stanley Steamer, (but it's not really a car).
Favourite sport(s)to watch: none whatsoever is nice

AndyG


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Subject: RE: BS: Don't take this too seriously!!
From: kendall
Date: 15 Jan 01 - 09:11 AM

Carol C. if you re read a couple of the preceding posts you will see that Homeless and Amergin both asked me to respond. Thats what I was talking about when I asked why any one would find this interesting (My own profile)


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Subject: RE: BS: Don't take this too seriously!!
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 15 Jan 01 - 09:26 AM


Personal Profile for: Dave the Gnome

Sex: Not since I broke my wrist
Living arrangement: By continuous breathing and heartbeat
What do you think about ouija boards?: Dead interesting
Your favourite TV show? The Bill
What's on your mouse pad? My Mouse
Favourite board games: Trivial Pursuits
Favourite magazines: Manchester City Life
Favourite smells: Chips
Worst feeling in the world: Hate
Best feeling in the world: Love
Favourite CD: Pete Ryder - Last Chance Saloon (at the mo)
Do you get motion sickness? No
Roller coasters - scary or exciting? Scary
How many rings before you answer the phone? As few as possible
Future sons name? Bloody Miracle!
Future daughter's name? Same as above
Favourite foods: Sardines
Chocolate or vanilla? Neither
Favourite ice cream? None
Croutons or bacon bits? Croutons
Do you like to drive? Yes
Do you sleep with stuffed animals? No (Unless... nah, don't go there)
What type was your first car: Reliant SuperVanIII
If you could meet one person, dead or alive, who would it be? Me, 20 years ago, to offer advice
Favourite alcoholic drink: Porter
What is your zodiac sign? Aquarius
Who is your favourite poet? Kipling (Sung versions only)
Do you eat the stems of broccoli? Yes
If you could have any job you wanted, what would it be? Making things with wood
If you could dye your hair any colour, what would it be? Red
Have you ever been in love? Yes
What is on your walls in your room? Wallpaper
Is the glass half empty or half full? Neither for long
Favourite movie(s): Conan the Barbarian
Are you a lefty, righty or ambidextrous? Righty with a pen, Ambi with other tools
Do you type with your fingers on the right keys? No
If you could be one gardening tool, what would you be? A rake (get it?)
What's under your bed? Fluff
What is your favourite number? 7
What is your dream car? Aston Martin
Favourite sport(s)to watch: Motor Cycle Speedway (Live only)


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Subject: RE: BS: Don't take this too seriously!!
From: Tony in Sweden
Date: 15 Jan 01 - 10:02 AM

Personal Profile for:



Sex: M
Living arrangement: 3-Bed house, no rooms just beds
What do you think about ouija boards?: nasty things, but a good kick when you're having a party.
Your favourite TV show? Så ska det låta(Swedish music program)
What's on your mouse pad? "Remember Bannockburn"
Favourite board games: Monopoly
Favourite magazines: anything with scantily clad women are always worth a look at
Favourite smells: Bruichladdich, Balvenie Doublewood, Lagavulin......etc...
Worst feeling in the world: The afternoon after the morning after the night before!
Best feeling in the world: Getting hugs from my son when I come home at night
Favourite CD:Difficult to decide, maybe Marie Fredriksson "Den sjunde vågen"
Do you get motion sickness? No
Roller coasters - scary or exciting? A craving!
How many rings before you answer the phone? depends how near the phone is.
Future sons name? ???
Future daughter's name? see above
Favourite foods: Anything that compliments good red wine
Chocolate or vanilla? Chocolate or vanilla WHAT?
Favourite ice cream? cold
Do you like to drive? yes
Do you sleep with stuffed animals? no
What type was your first car: Red Ford RS2000
If you could meet one person, dead or alive, who would it be? Jock Stein
Favourite alcoholic drink: Whisky
What is your zodiac sign? Virgo
Who is your favourite poet? McGonagle
Do you eat the stems of broccoli? yes
If you could have any job you wanted, what would it be? Wheel Clamper
If you could dye your hair any colour, what would it be? would that be pubic hair we're talking about?
Have you ever been in love? I currently am
What is on your walls in your room? my roof
Is the glass half empty or half full? what glass?
Favourite movie(s): Blazing saddles.
Are you a lefty, righty or ambidextrous? ambidextrous
Do you type with your fingers on the right keys? sometimes
If you could be one gardening tool, what would you be? A Hoe!
What's under your bed? the floor.
What is your favourite number? 42
What is your dream car? TR6
Favourite sport(s)to watch:Rugby, Football(soccer) and Womens Tag Team Mud Wrestling


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Subject: RE: BS: Don't take this too seriously!!
From: Patrish(inactive)
Date: 15 Jan 01 - 10:59 AM


Personal Profile for: Patrish



Sex: Female
Living arrangement: live with kids and spouse
What do you think about ouija boards?: don't know
Your favourite TV show? Tiswas
What's on your mouse pad? mouse
Favourite board games: scrabble
Favourite magazines: used to be the beano
Favourite smells: creosote
Worst feeling in the world: letting someone down
Best feeling in the world: making someone happy
Favourite CD: Blue – Joni Mitchell
Do you get motion sickness? Only when I am pregnant
Roller coasters - scary or exciting? Never been on one??
How many rings before you answer the phone? Depends where the phone is
Future sons name? Have sons Patrick and Tom
Future daughter's name? Have daughters Jen, Rosie and Sophie
Favourite foods: Cheese
Chocolate or vanilla? Vanilla
Favourite ice cream? Organic Vanilla
Croutons or bacon bits? croutons
Do you like to drive? no
Do you sleep with stuffed animals? no
What type was your first car: Vauxhall nova
If you could meet one person, dead or alive, who would it be? My mum
Favourite alcoholic drink: Red wine
What is your zodiac sign? Aries
Who is your favourite poet? Roger Mcgough
Do you eat the stems of broccoli? sometimes
If you could have any job you wanted, what would it be? Internet searcher for people
If you could dye your hair any colour, what would it be? rainbow
Have you ever been in love? yes
What is on your walls in your room? Pictures of family
Is the glass half empty or half full? full
Favourite movie(s): city of Angels
Are you a lefty, righty or ambidextrous? ambi
Do you type with your fingers on the right keys? no
If you could be one gardening tool, what would you be? rake
What's under your bed? Odd socks, biros and mega amounts of dust
What is your favourite number? 28
What is your dream car? I'd like a bus
Favourite sport(s)to watch: canoeing
Patrish x


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Subject: RE: BS: Don't take this too seriously!!
From: GUEST,Bob Schwarer
Date: 15 Jan 01 - 12:26 PM



Sex: M
Living arrangement: Wife & I
What do you think about ouija boards?: Junk
Your favourite TV show? Hee Haw
What's on your mouse pad? Mouse
Favourite board games: None
Favourite magazines: Sport Aviation
Favourite smells: Orange Blossoms
Worst feeling in the world: Getting dumped
Best feeling in the world: Helping Others
Favourite CD: Anyb Clancy Bros.
Do you get motion sickness? No
Roller coasters - scary or exciting? Mostly blah
How many rings before you answer the phone? 1-2
Future sons name? Miracle
Future daughter's name? Miracle
Favourite foods: Fried Okra
Chocolate or vanilla? Choc
Favourite ice cream? Fudge Ripple
Croutons or bacon bits? Croutons
Do you like to drive? No
Do you sleep with stuffed animals? No
What type was your first car: 1948 Chevy
If you could meet one person, dead or alive, who would it be? Thomas Edison
Favourite alcoholic drink: Cuba Libre
What is your zodiac sign? Cancer
Who is your favourite poet? Service
Do you eat the stems of broccoli? Yes
If you could have any job you wanted, what would it be? Test Pilot
If you could dye your hair any colour, what would it be? White
Have you ever been in love? Yes x 2
What is on your walls in your room? Wife's picture/Bar in Texas/Wolf/B-17
Is the glass half empty or half full? Twice as big as it has to be
Favourite movie(s): Paint your Wagon
Are you a lefty, righty or ambidextrous? mostly right but do a lot left handed
Do you type with your fingers on the right keys? After I hunt for a while I find the right key
If you could be one gardening tool, what would you be? Hoe
What's under your bed? Gun Case
What is your favourite number? 792963037
What is your dream car? Model A Ford
Favourite sport(s)to watch: Baseball

Bob S.


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Subject: RE: BS: Don't take this too seriously!!
From: Mrrzy
Date: 15 Jan 01 - 01:12 PM

Second that, Mbo (I mean Matt)!


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Subject: RE: BS: Don't take this too seriously!!
From: mousethief
Date: 15 Jan 01 - 01:30 PM

Personal Profile for: Alex (Mousethief)


Sex: Male
Living arrangement: married with kids
What do you think about ouija boards?: self-deception
Your favourite TV show? None
What's on your mouse pad? My mouse
Favourite board games: scrabble, boggle
Favourite magazines: Smithsonian, Nat Geo
Favourite smells: Vanilla, Pine forest, mountain air
Worst feeling in the world: constipation
Best feeling in the world: sex (doh!)
Favourite CD: Karen matheson, the Dreaming Sea
Do you get motion sickness? Yes
Roller coasters - scary or exciting? Exciting
How many rings before you answer the phone? as few as possible
Future sons name? n/a
Future daughter's name? n/a
Favourite foods: steak, mushrooms, carmelized onions
Chocolate or vanilla? vanilla
Favourite ice cream? vanilla
Croutons or bacon bits? croutons
Do you like to drive? yes
Do you sleep with stuffed animals? yes
What type was your first car: 1967 Ford Mustang
If you could meet one person, dead or alive, who would it be? C.S. Lewis
Favourite alcoholic drink: bottom bouncer
What is your zodiac sign? Libra
Who is your favourite poet? Madeleine L'Engle
Do you eat the stems of broccoli? Yes. Prefer them, actually
If you could have any job you wanted, what would it be? Mattress Tester
If you could dye your hair any colour, what would it be? Can't think of anything but the color it is.
Have you ever been in love? Yes
What is on your walls in your room? A poem, some icons, wedding memoribilia
Is the glass half empty or half full? Half Full
Favourite movie(s): Princess Bride.
Are you a lefty, righty or ambidextrous? Righty
Do you type with your fingers on the right keys? Yes
If you could be one gardening tool, what would you be? Dibble. Cos it's fun to say.
What's under your bed? Dust
What is your favourite number? pi
What is your dream car? One that never needs repairs
Favourite sport(s)to watch: baseball, softball

Alex


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Subject: RE: BS: Don't take this too seriously!!
From: mousethief
Date: 15 Jan 01 - 01:54 PM

I want to change my favorite ice cream to chocolate chip mint. I was bewitched by the proximity of the vanilla/chocolate question.

I was intrigued at how well Robert Service was doing. Go, Robert!

Alex


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Subject: RE: BS: Don't take this too seriously!!
From: Metchosin
Date: 15 Jan 01 - 02:23 PM

Mousethief, glad to see a vote for the lowly dibble, was quite adept at its use when I used to support my habits as a youth, by earning money pricking off.

constipation?....hmmm.....certainly was for Elvis Presley, seems it was the root cause of his death, at least according to a radio programme I was listening to yesterday. Something I would rather have not known but couldn't resist sharing.


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Subject: RE: BS: Don't take this too seriously!!
From: Melani
Date: 15 Jan 01 - 02:45 PM

This is great fun. Kendall, of course we find you interesting. Trivial Pursuit seems to be first for favorite board games, and a lot of people seem to like sci-fi movies ant TV shows. This probably says something about the group, but I'm not sure what.


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Subject: RE: BS: Don't take this too seriously!!
From: Greyeyes
Date: 15 Jan 01 - 03:21 PM

Surprised how few are prepared to specify a favourite CD. I know it changes all the time, but so do favourite foods. I picked sausage and mash last night, tonight it would be cod and chips, and my favourite CD would be Fairport Convention, Liege and Lief.


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Subject: RE: BS: Don't take this too seriously!!
From: mousethief
Date: 15 Jan 01 - 03:24 PM

I picked the CD I have been listening to the most in the last 3 weeks. Next month it will probably be a different one, but hey, who said "favorite" anything had to be permanent?

Alex


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Subject: RE: BS: Don't take this too seriously!!
From: harpmolly
Date: 15 Jan 01 - 04:04 PM


Personal Profile for: Mollificent



Sex: Female
Living arrangement: The most fabulous house (and housemates) in the known universe!
What do you think about ouija boards?: Dangerous--had bad experiences in high school
Your favourite TV show? Fox Sunday night lineup--Futurama, Simpsons & X-Files (but NOT Malcolm in the Middle--blecch!)
What's on your mouse pad? Lint
Favourite board games: Scrabble & Trivial Pursuit
Favourite magazines: New Yorker & Cosmo (*very* occasionally!)
Favourite smells: Jasmine, peach fuzz, freshly brewed coffee
Worst feeling in the world: Letting down someone I love
Best feeling in the world: Singing for someone I love
Favourite CD: Er...probably something involving Kate Rusby
Do you get motion sickness? Sometimes, in cars
Roller coasters - scary or exciting? Isn't scary the point? ;)
How many rings before you answer the phone? 4, as I madly catapult downstairs to the phone
Future sons name? Probably David. It seems to crop up.
Future daughter's name? Kaleo (my middle name); it's Hawaiian for "the voice"
Favourite foods: Chocolate, Thom Ka Gai soup, POTATOES!!!
Chocolate or vanilla? Oh, please. This is a choice?
Favourite ice cream? Baskin-Robbins' strawberry, for sentimental reasons
Croutons or bacon bits? Bacon bits (don't tell my roommates--they're Jewish *and* vegetarian!)
Do you like to drive? No license
Do you sleep with stuffed animals? I prefer a live kitty--nothing like the old "Pet me NOW" routine to wake one up in the morning...
What type was your first car: Invisible ;)
If you could meet one person, dead or alive, who would it be? William Shakespeare or Audrey Hepburn
Favourite alcoholic drink: Bailey's & coffee/hot cocoa
What is your zodiac sign? Taurus
Who is your favourite poet? Rainer Maria Rilke
Do you eat the stems of broccoli? Yes
If you could have any job you wanted, what would it be? Musician (singer/harpist)
If you could dye your hair any colour, what would it be? Forest green
Have you ever been in love? I thought so at the time. Now I'm not so sure.
What is on your walls in your room? Lots of John William Waterhouse
Is the glass half empty or half full? Depends on when you ask
Favourite movie(s): Little Voice, Impromptu, Breakfast at Tiffany's
Are you a lefty, righty or ambidextrous? Right
Do you type with your fingers on the right keys? Yup
If you could be one gardening tool, what would you be? Watering can
What's under your bed? Dust
What is your favourite number? 18
What is your dream car? Dark green VW New Beetle
Favourite sport(s)to watch: Dancing


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Subject: RE: BS: Don't take this too seriously!!
From: CarolC
Date: 15 Jan 01 - 04:15 PM

Hi, kendall. I guess what I was trying to say (perhaps not very well) is that in the same way that you may have found reading other peoples' profiles interesting (which I have assumed you did because you seem to have read the thread), other people may find your profile ineresting. We're a motley bunch, aren't we?

Carol


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Subject: RE: BS: Don't take this too seriously!!
From: Morticia
Date: 15 Jan 01 - 04:15 PM

Seems to me like Roger McGough is doing well, I was sure I'd be the only one to mention him and it also looks like a lot of people could do with cleaning under their beds LOL!


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Subject: RE: BS: Don't take this too seriously!!
From: harpmolly
Date: 15 Jan 01 - 04:20 PM

P.S. I want to jump on the Robert Service bandwagon, too. I've had "The Cremation of Sam McGee" memorized for approximately ten years--a family friend used to recite it for me as a child, and when he died I memorized it in honor of him. Probably a bit rusty though...


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Subject: RE: BS: Don't take this too seriously!!
From: GUEST,Mike Putt (at work)
Date: 15 Jan 01 - 08:12 PM



Sex: not often
Living arrangement:big house
What do you think about ouija boards?:interesting but never tried
Your favourite TV show?The Bill (English police drama )
What's on your mouse pad?using no pad
Favourite board games: Monopoly
Favourite magazines: buy a boat
Favourite smells: Its rude
Worst feeling in the world:hungover
Best feeling in the world: playing a new tune
Favourite CD: too many
Do you get motion sickness? If i read
Roller coasters - scary or exciting? exciting
How many rings before you answer the phone? depends
Future sons name? I've had my wires cut so no new sons
Future daughter's name?same
Favourite foods: nice bloody steak
Chocolate or vanilla? van
Favourite ice cream? mint
Croutons or bacon bits? bacon
Do you like to drive? yes
Do you sleep with stuffed animals?debatable
What type was your first car: ford prefect
If you could meet one person, dead or alive, who would it be? Phil Lynott again
Favourite alcoholic drink :Guiness
What is your zodiac sign? Gemini
Who is your favourite poet?
Do you eat the stems of broccoli?Yes
If you could have any job you wanted, what would it be? Musician
If you could dye your hair any colour, what would it be? I would have to get my hair back first,but I could paint my head
Have you ever been in love?Still am
What is on your walls in your room?paint
Is the glass half empty or half full? full
Favourite movie(s): Magnificent 7
Are you a lefty, righty or ambidextrous?slightly ambi
Do you type with your fingers on the right keys?no
If you could be one gardening tool, what would you be? Lawn sprayer
What's under your bed?no room for anything but beside my bed at present is Hannibal the follow up to silence of the lambs
What is your favourite number?7
What is your dream car? anything reliable
Favourite sport(s)to watch: soccer (west ham )
Thanks for giving it a go!


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Subject: RE: BS: Don't take this too seriously!!
From: CarolC
Date: 15 Jan 01 - 08:39 PM

Mike Putt, was that the Zaphod Beeblebrox edition of the Ford Prefect?


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Subject: RE: BS: Don't take this too seriously!!
From: MMario
Date: 15 Jan 01 - 09:03 PM


Personal Profile for: MMario



Sex: please!
Living arrangement: with relatives
What do you think about ouija boards?: depends on who is using them
Your favourite TV show? Iron Chef
What's on your mouse pad? I don't have a mouse pad
Favourite board games: scrabble
Favourite magazines: National Geographic, Reader's Digest
Favourite smells: baking turkey, the sea
Worst feeling in the world: rejection
Best feeling in the world: pride in children
Favourite CD: Pyrates Lyve Behind Bars
Do you get motion sickness? only during video games
Roller coasters - scary or exciting? yes
How many rings before you answer the phone? at work, 1; at home infinate
Future sons name? James Caruso
Future daughter's name? Peggy Alicia
Favourite foods: yes
Chocolate or vanilla? yes
Favourite ice cream? anything without marshmallows
Croutons or bacon bits? both
Do you like to drive? yes
Do you sleep with stuffed animals? not since my dog died
What type was your first car: 59 ford polaris
If you could meet one person, dead or alive, who would it be? My great grandmother
Favourite alcoholic drink: gin and tonic, with double limes
What is your zodiac sign? Virgo
Who is your favourite poet? depends on the moment
Do you eat the stems of broccoli? of course
If you could have any job you wanted, what would it be? independently wealthy
If you could dye your hair any colour, what would it be? auburn
Have you ever been in love? yes
What is on your walls in your room? books and cobwebs
Is the glass half empty or half full? constantly
Favourite movie(s): Kiss me Kate (today)
Are you a lefty, righty or ambidextrous? yes
Do you type with your fingers on the right keys?no
If you could be one gardening tool, what would you be? humus
What's under your bed? concrete
What is your favourite number? currently 591
What is your dream car? paid for and still running
Favourite sport(s)to watch: figure skating or ballroom dancing


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Subject: RE: BS: Don't take this too seriously!!
From: Burke
Date: 15 Jan 01 - 09:19 PM


Personal Profile for:

Sex: What's that?
Living arrangement: Me & my cat
What do you think about ouija boards?: Burned one about 25 years ago. Don't think I'd do that again, but don't like them.
Your favourite TV show? Don't own one. All time: Star Trek
What's on your mouse pad? Mouse
Favourite board games: Clue
Favourite magazines: Sojourners
Favourite smells: Baking bread, Frying food, Lilacs
Worst feeling in the world: Putting something off too long & knowing I have to fess up.
Best feeling in the world: Leading at a Sacred Harp singing when my choice really clicks with the class. Fessing up is pretty good too.
Favourite CD: none
Do you get motion sickness? rarely
Roller coasters - scary or exciting? exciting, but last time I was on one I felt really sick. Getting too old.
How many rings before you answer the phone? As many as it takes, at least 2, machine picks up on 4.
Future sons name? isn't going to happen
Future daughter's name? ditto but I like Abagail
Favourite foods: Anything deep fried, pesto, toffee
Chocolate or vanilla? Vanilla
Favourite ice cream? Praline/Butter Pecan
Croutons or bacon bits? Croutons
Do you like to drive? yes
Do you sleep with stuffed animals? No, I have a live one.
What type was your first car: Dodge Dart
If you could meet one person, dead or alive, who would it be? Jesus
Favourite alcoholic drink: Cream sherry
What is your zodiac sign?
Who is your favourite poet? Isaac Watts
Do you eat the stems of broccoli? yes
If you could have any job you wanted, what would it be? Rockette
If you could dye your hair any colour, what would it be? I like it the way it is. Brown going to grey in a nice way.
Have you ever been in love? no
What is on your walls in your room? cobwebs
Is the glass half empty or half full? depends on the day
Favourite movie(s): Gone With the Wind
Are you a lefty, righty or ambidextrous? righty
Do you type with your fingers on the right keys? mostly
If you could be one gardening tool, what would you be? rake
What's under your bed? flat storage boxes with sheets. Lots of dust.
What is your favourite number? 30
What is your dream car? Just so it runs
Favourite sport(s)to watch: baseball


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Subject: RE: BS: Don't take this too seriously!!
From: GUEST,God
Date: 15 Jan 01 - 09:24 PM

Personal Profile for:God

Sex: Male and female
Living arrangement: within everyone
What do you think about ouija boards?: A load of Crap
Your favourite TV show? Earth
What's on your mouse pad? my will
Favourite board games: Earth
Favourite magazines: Angel's Digest
Favourite smells: Life
Worst feeling in the world: Watching my children suffer
Best feeling in the world: Creating something new
Favourite CD: The Music Of Life as played by Gabriel
Do you get motion sickness? No
Roller coasters - scary or exciting? Neither
How many rings before you answer the phone? No need for a phone
Future sons name? Humanity
Future daughter's name? Humanity
Favourite foods: Swiss Steak
Chocolate or vanilla? Vanilla
Favourite ice cream? Godiva
Croutons or bacon bits? both
Do you like to drive? I don't drive. There is no need.
Do you sleep with stuffed animals? No, for they do not compare to sleeping with living things.
What type was your first car: Never had one.
If you could meet one person, dead or alive, who would it be? have already met everyone past and future.
Favourite alcoholic drink: John Jameson
What is your zodiac sign? My What?
Who is your favourite poet? Nathan Tompkins
Do you eat the stems of broccoli? yes
If you could have any job you wanted, what would it be? I already have the best job in the world.
If you could dye your hair any colour, what would it be? Why would I?
Have you ever been in love? Yes.
What is on your walls in your room? My books, my George W. Bush, Jr special inauguration edition dart board.
Is the glass half empty or half full? It is always full.
Favourite movie(s): Earth.
Are you a lefty, righty or ambidextrous? I am all and none.
Do you type with your fingers on the right keys? Yes.
If you could be one gardening tool, what would you be? A shovel, for the shovel bestows the dirt that the plant needs to live.
What's under your bed? Earth.
What is your favourite number? My numbers are infinite.
What is your dream car? I have none.
Favourite sport(s)to watch: None.


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Subject: RE: BS: Don't take this too seriously!!
From: Bill D
Date: 15 Jan 01 - 11:39 PM

can't REALLY be God, if he can't find anything better than Jameson to drink....


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Subject: RE: BS: Don't take this too seriously!!
From: Peg
Date: 15 Jan 01 - 11:54 PM

yeah....and Swiss Steak?

that ain't God.


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Subject: RE: BS: Don't take this too seriously!!
From: GUEST,God
Date: 16 Jan 01 - 12:44 AM

Peg, obviously you have never tried my swiss steak, with mushrooms sateed in olive oil on the side.

Bill, now what is wrong with Jameson?


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Subject: RE: BS: Don't take this too seriously!!
From: Bert
Date: 16 Jan 01 - 11:44 AM

numbers can't be infinite


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Subject: RE: BS: Don't take this too seriously!!
From: Jock Morris
Date: 16 Jan 01 - 11:58 AM

'What's wrong with Jamesons?' It's whiskey, not whisky.

Scott


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Subject: RE: BS: Don't take this too seriously!!
From: mousethief
Date: 16 Jan 01 - 12:00 PM

Numbers can too be infinite. Aleph-nought is infinite, as are any number of numbers. Your mathematical schooling stopped too soon, Bert. Transfinite math is the best part!

Alex


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Subject: RE: BS: Don't take this too seriously!!
From: Homeless
Date: 16 Jan 01 - 12:18 PM

What does "sateed" mean? You would think that God would be able to spell correctly.


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Subject: RE: BS: Don't take this too seriously!!
From: Kim C
Date: 16 Jan 01 - 01:30 PM


Personal Profile for: Kim C



Sex: Female
Living arrangement: Married w/dogs
What do you think about ouija boards?: Eeeek!
Your favourite TV show? King of the Hill
What's on your mouse pad? A painting: The Last Meeting of Lee and Jackson (that's the Generals!) by E.B.D. Julio
Favourite board games: Trivial Pursuit (I usually win)
Favourite magazines: National Geographic, Smithsonian, Bead & Button, Fiddler, Civil War Times
Favourite smells: Jasmine, woodsmoke, pizza
Worst feeling in the world: That I'm not in control of the situation
Best feeling in the world: That I am in control of the situation
Favourite CD: Right now, Mirrorball by Sarah McLachlan (this could change at any time)
Do you get motion sickness? Sometimes
Roller coasters - scary or exciting? Both
How many rings before you answer the phone? Have to answer by four or the machine gets it
Future sons name? William Cody
Future daughter's name? Esmeralda
Favourite foods: Cheeseburgers, sushi, pizza, cheesecake, ice cream, BEER (beer is a food, right?)
Chocolate or vanilla? Chocolate
Favourite ice cream? Haagen Dazs Rum Raisin
Croutons or bacon bits? Croutons
Do you like to drive? Sometimes
Do you sleep with stuffed animals? I did all the time till I was about 10. Now I save that for when I am really sick or really sad.
What type was your first car: Plymouth Reliant
If you could meet one person, dead or alive, who would it be? Buffalo Bill
Favourite alcoholic drink: Stout
What is your zodiac sign? Virgo
Who is your favourite poet? Shakespeare
Do you eat the stems of broccoli? Yep
If you could have any job you wanted, what would it be? I would sit at home and knit and make jewelry and write songs all day. (And bake cookies and have teas.)
If you could dye your hair any colour, what would it be? Burgundy
Have you ever been in love? Oh yeah. Still am.
What is on your walls in your room? A southwestern medicine wheel painting and a 19th century fox hunt print.
Is the glass half empty or half full? Depends.
Favourite movie(s): It's a Wonderful Life, Lady and the Tramp, Holy Grail
Are you a lefty, righty or ambidextrous? So righty it should be illegal
Do you type with your fingers on the right keys? sometimes
If you could be one gardening tool, what would you be? golly I don't know
What's under your bed? It's a platform bed - there's nothing under there
What is your favourite number? Five or any multiples thereof
What is your dream car? Jeep Cherokee or a PT Cruiser - red, of course
Favourite sport(s)to watch: Basketball. Will watch football if the Titans are playing.


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Subject: RE: BS: Don't take this too seriously!!
From: Bert
Date: 16 Jan 01 - 02:03 PM

If it's infinite 'taint a bloody number. Neither is Zero. There's no such thing as either. Math gets to be much more understandable if you don't try to make the infinite, finite, and if you don't try to assign a value to nothing.


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Subject: RE: BS: Don't take this too seriously!!
From: Bert
Date: 16 Jan 01 - 02:10 PM


Personal Profile for:



Sex: - Yes please
Living arrangement: Alive
What do you think about ouija boards?: silly
Your favourite TV show? Red Dwarf
What's on your mouse pad? words
Favourite board games: Scrabble
Favourite magazines: any photography
Favourite smells: food
Worst feeling in the world: Dunno myself, but would imagine it to be dying.
Best feeling in the world: happiness
Favourite CD: too many
Do you get motion sickness? no
Roller coasters - scary or exciting? boring
How many rings before you answer the phone? as few as possible.
Future sons name?
Future daughter's name?
Favourite foods: kippers
Chocolate or vanilla? chocolate
Favourite ice cream? praline crunch
Croutons or bacon bits? neither
Do you like to drive? no
Do you sleep with stuffed animals? no
What type was your first car: 1939 Hillman Minx
If you could meet one person, dead or alive, who would it be? Napier
Favourite alcoholic drink: Rum
What is your zodiac sign? Fred
Who is your favourite poet?
Do you eat the stems of broccoli? yes
If you could have any job you wanted, what would it be? Entertainer
If you could dye your hair any colour, what would it be? Red
Have you ever been in love? yes
What is on your walls in your room? wallpaper
Is the glass half empty or half full? which half?
Favourite movie(s): Carry On movies
Are you a lefty, righty or ambidextrous? Righty
Do you type with your fingers on the right keys? raraly
If you could be one gardening tool, what would you be? spade
What's under your bed? Buggered if I know!
What is your favourite number? Dont have one
What is your dream car? one that drives itself
Favourite sport(s)to watch: Soccer


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Subject: RE: BS: Don't take this too seriously!!
From: Bill D
Date: 16 Jan 01 - 02:20 PM

Dear God ('scuse the familiarity)thought you were omnicient and knew the answer already..but since you don't ...nothing particularly 'wrong' with Jameson, just remarking that there IS better...God ought to at LEAST drink Tullamore Dew in the crock, or 25 year old MacAllans...or one of those $600 brandies I have seen...(if I agree to believe in you on alternate weekends , can I have some of THOSE?? I'd even count up to...oh, maybe 27 rosaries, for some OLD MacAllans.


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Subject: RE: BS: Don't take this too seriously!!
From: GUEST,God
Date: 16 Jan 01 - 02:24 PM

I only help those who help themselves.


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Subject: RE: BS: Don't take this too seriously!!
From: Jim Krause
Date: 16 Jan 01 - 02:36 PM


Personal Profile for: Jim



Sex: Yes
Living arrangement: Very comfortable, thank you
What do you think about ouija boards?: Not much, you?
Your favourite TV show? Whose Line Is It Anyway?
What's on your mouse pad? Depends
Favourite board games: Twisted
Favourite magazines: National Geographic
Favourite smells: The Prairie after it rains
Worst feeling in the world: a hangover
Best feeling in the world: Sex
Favourite CD: Going Up the Missouri: Songs & Dance Tunes from Old Fort Osage
Do you get motion sickness? Nope
Roller coasters - scary or exciting? Boring
How many rings before you answer the phone? Depends.
Future sons name? John Jacob Jingleheimer Erastus Beauregard Sappington Marmaduke
Future daughter's name? Tammy-Faye Eulailia Jingleheimer Erastus Bearuregard Sappington Marmaduke
Favourite foods: Bread, Pasta, Basmati Rice
Chocolate or vanilla? Chocolate
Favourite ice cream? Chocolate Chip Mint
Croutons or bacon bits? Both
Do you like to drive? Depends
Do you sleep with stuffed animals? Nah, too kinky
What type was your first car: 1968 Mercury Montego
If you could meet one person, dead or alive, who would it be? William Clark
Favourite alcoholic drink: Beer
What is your zodiac sign? Feces
Who is your favourite poet? Lord Byron
Do you eat the stems of broccoli? What's broccoli
If you could have any job you wanted, what would it be? A fiddler in a hot old-time string band.
If you could dye your hair any colour, what would it be? I like it as it is, silver
Have you ever been in love? Yep
What is on your walls in your room? Paint
Is the glass half empty or half full? Half
Favourite movie(s): MacClintock, M*A*S*H
Are you a lefty, righty or ambidextrous? Lefty
Do you type with your fingers on the right keys? Of course
If you could be one gardening tool, what would you be? A Spade
What's under your bed? Carpeting
What is your favourite number? 47. Next year it'll change.
What is your dream car? A 1931 wide bed Model A Ford Pickup Truck.
Favourite sport(s)to watch: TV sports are BORING!


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Subject: RE: BS: Don't take this too seriously!!
From: Bernard
Date: 16 Jan 01 - 03:34 PM

I once saw a sign near a plate of cakes which said:
God help those who help themselves...


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Subject: RE: BS: Don't take this too seriously!!
From: SINSULL
Date: 16 Jan 01 - 03:58 PM

Bacon Bits??? God eats Bacon Bits? Didn't he outlaw them in the Old Testament?


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Subject: RE: BS: Don't take this too seriously!!
From: Benjamin
Date: 16 Jan 01 - 04:00 PM

Am I the only one who noticed in Alex's (Mousethief) profile-
-Al, Married with Childern?

Dave the Gnome,
You have sex with your wrist?


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Subject: RE: BS: Don't take this too seriously!!
From: mousethief
Date: 16 Jan 01 - 04:18 PM

That's pretty good reading, Benjamin, since that doesn't show up in my profile (even when spelled correctly).


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Subject: RE: BS: Don't take this too seriously!!
From: Bert
Date: 16 Jan 01 - 04:55 PM

LMAO SINSULL.


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Subject: RE: BS: Don't take this too seriously!!
From: MMario
Date: 16 Jan 01 - 04:58 PM


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Subject: RE: BS: Don't take this too seriously!!
From: GUEST,God
Date: 16 Jan 01 - 05:16 PM

No, SINSULL, that was just humanity blaming me on their stupid laws.

Yes, Benjamin, he does. I have caught him at it many times. In fact, all it is funnier than any Earth based sitcoms. Especially when he pulls out the tweezers and lubricant.


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Subject: RE: BS: Don't take this too seriously!!
From: JenEllen
Date: 16 Jan 01 - 07:17 PM


Personal Profile for: JenEllen


Sex: As much as humanly possible.
Living arrangement: Tiny house, too many animals.
What do you think about ouija boards?: When you cram them under the bookshelf, they stop that annoying wobble.
Your favourite TV show? Hamish MacBeth
What's on your mouse pad? An advert for Revolution flea/tick preventative from Pfizer...
Favourite board games: Chess, Pente, Mancala
Favourite magazines: Magazines are a waste of good trees
Favourite smells: SweetPeas, Warm Chocolate chip cookies, and puppy breath
Worst feeling in the world: Menstrual cramps
Best feeling in the world: Sleeping ins a sunny spot on the floor
Favourite CD: Ruth Brown
Do you get motion sickness? ...jeez, there is absolutely no dignity in vomiting, so you just toughen up.
Roller coasters - scary or exciting? Just the same as guys, a nice tall and fast one can take me for a spin.
How many rings before you answer the phone? Never. That's what the answering machine is for.
Future sons name? William
Future daughter's name? Emily
Favourite foods: Nothing in particular, each season has it's bounty.
Chocolate or vanilla? Chocolate
Favourite ice cream? EskimoPies
Croutons or bacon bits? Sunflower seeds
Do you like to drive? Love it
Do you sleep with stuffed animals? Only if the dog gets fed before bedtime.
What type was your first car: '65 Mustang
If you could meet one person, dead or alive, who would it be? My mother
Favourite alcoholic drink: Margarita on the rocks, no salt
What is your zodiac sign? Taurus
Who is your favourite poet? Hart Crane
And she will wake before you pass
Scarcely aloud, behind her door
And every third step down the stari
Until you reach the muffled floor

Do you eat the stems of broccoli? Yup
If you could have any job you wanted, what would it be? I already have my dream job
If you could dye your hair any colour, what would it be? Jet black
Have you ever been in love? At least once a day for the last 20 years.
What is on your walls in your room? A few family photos, but mostly bare
Is the glass half empty or half full? Who's been drinking out of my glass? It was full when I left..
Favourite movie(s): All the "Road To.." movies with Bing Crosby and Bob Hope
Are you a lefty, righty or ambidextrous? Ambi
Do you type with your fingers on the right keys? For the most part, yes
If you could be one gardening tool, what would you be? A rake. Give the dirt a good back scratching, that'd be cool.
What's under your bed? Dust bunnies the size of bison.
What is your favourite number? 21
What is your dream car? '57 Bel Air...or anything with huge tailfins and horrible gas mileage
Favourite sport(s)to watch: Baseball, Womens' soccer, and the WNBA


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Subject: RE: BS: Don't take this too seriously!!
From: Benjamin
Date: 16 Jan 01 - 07:35 PM

Okay fine, so You put Married with kids. Same thing!


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Subject: RE: BS: Don't take this too seriously!!
From: Sorcha
Date: 17 Jan 01 - 01:51 AM

FYI--actually, "Bacon Bits" are TVP--textured vegetable protein, so they are Vegitarian and kosher (unless you are Orthodox), but n ot if you get the ones that say "Real Bacon"......just a little pedantry, here. God can eat whatever She wants, She made the Rules after all!


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Subject: RE: BS: Don't take this too seriously!!
From: Joe Offer
Date: 17 Jan 01 - 02:27 AM


Personal Profile for: Joe Offer



Sex: Yes, please - can I have seconds?
Living arrangement: alone in a duplex
What do you think about ouija boards?: I don't
Your favourite TV show? Hallmark Hall of Fame
What's on your mouse pad? Notes I've written
Favourite board games: Monopoly, Scrabble, Clue
Favourite magazines: America, PC World, U.S. News & World Report, National Catholic Reporter
Favourite smells: a redwood forest or the ocean
Worst feeling in the world: vomiting
Best feeling in the world: kissing
Favourite CD: "All the Good People" - Golden Ring
Do you get motion sickness? Nope
Roller coasters - scary or exciting? moderately exciting
How many rings before you answer the phone? two
Future sons name? Failed Vasectomy
Future daughter's name? Failed Vasectomy


Favourite foods: Pizza, Steak
Chocolate or vanilla? Chocolate
Favourite ice cream? Rocky Road
Croutons or bacon bits? Bacon Bits
Do you like to drive? Yup
Do you sleep with stuffed animals? Nope
What type was your first car: Yellow Opel Station Wagon with wood sides
If you could meet one person, dead or alive, who would it be? Desmond Tutu
Favourite alcoholic drink: Scotch
What is your zodiac sign? Nonbeliever
Who is your favourite poet? Robert W. Service
Do you eat the stems of broccoli? Yup
If you could have any job you wanted, what would it be? Reference Librarian
If you could dye your hair any colour, what would it be? The same as it is.
Have you ever been in love? Constantly
What is on your walls in your room? Lighthouse and family pictures
Is the glass half empty or half full? Completely Empty. Fill 'er up, please!
Favourite movie(s): That's Entertainment!
Are you a lefty, righty or ambidextrous? leftist
Do you type with your fingers on the right keys? yes, and on the left ones, too.
If you could be one gardening tool, what would you be? A Garden Tractor
What's under your bed? CD's & Books
What is your favourite number? 8
What is your dream car? A red Honda Civic, like the one I have
Favourite sport(s)to watch: figure skating
Does revealing this much about myself get me nervous? I decline to answer...


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Subject: RE: BS: Don't take this too seriously!!
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 17 Jan 01 - 04:09 AM

Benjamin asks

"Dave the Gnome,
You have sex with your wrist?"

Must admit that it is not original

"I've had problems with my sex life since I fell and broke my wrist" is from Fred Wedlocks "The Folker".

I did try women once but it is not as good as the real thing;-) (Think about it.....)

Cheers

DtG


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Subject: RE: BS: Don't take this too seriously!!
From: KingBrilliant
Date: 17 Jan 01 - 06:27 AM


Personal Profile for: KingBrilliant



Sex: Female
Living arrangement: family
What do you think about ouija boards?: shiver...
Your favourite TV show? Room 101
What's on your mouse pad? Telephone instructions
Favourite board games: not keen
Favourite magazines: Folk on Tap
Favourite smells: man-sweat
Worst feeling in the world: guilt
Best feeling in the world: lurve
Favourite CD: Eliza Carthy Red Rice
Do you get motion sickness? no
Roller coasters - scary or exciting? both
How many rings before you answer the phone? 5 or 6
Future sons name? won't be having one
Future daughter's name? one is enough...
Favourite foods: roast potatoes & gravy
Chocolate or vanilla? vanilla
Favourite ice cream? Oyster
Croutons or bacon bits? croutons
Do you like to drive? love it
Do you sleep with stuffed animals? only toy ones...
What type was your first car: Sierra estate
If you could meet one person, dead or alive, who would it be? An old blokie who wrote a gorgeously stroppy book on calculus in 1890 or so.
Favourite alcoholic drink: given up (but when not given up anything will do)
What is your zodiac sign? Scorpio
Who is your favourite poet? George Simms
Do you eat the stems of broccoli? Mmmmmm
If you could have any job you wanted, what would it be? Folk singer of course (I wish.....)
If you could dye your hair any colour, what would it be? Ice blue & black (I did that once & it was stunning)
Have you ever been in love? Yes
What is on your walls in your room? original paintings (dad's, Hamm's & picked up from junk shops), huge malasian kite (Mark's impulse buy), Hand-dyed, hand-spun, hand-woven length of cloth (Mark's waistcoat that he decided he didn't want me to make after all...), mirrors, tudor rose plaster thingy made by Hamm at school, batik splash-picture. Walls & ceiling in Hamm's bedroom are covered in camouflage netting. All walls have dirty handprints (oops).
Is the glass half empty or half full? OOOh, as full as it needs to be I believe.
Favourite movie(s): If (but it probably wouldn't be the same if I saw it again), Aliens, any Star Trek movie. Not really a movie-goer tho.
Are you a lefty, righty or ambidextrous? righty
Do you type with your fingers on the right keys? ues
If you could be one gardening tool, what would you be? rake (or at least as skinny as...)
What's under your bed? Old clothes
What is your favourite number? 9
What is your dream car? My old BMC J4 camper van (since departed to a better mechanic...)
Favourite sport(s)to watch:

Kris


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