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Subject: CAPTION COMPETITION From: Gareth Date: 13 Dec 01 - 03:26 PM CLICK HERE and read on whilst its loading. Now many of you will have seen the various threads over the past months on the subject of Public Entertainment Licences in the UK so abley sponsored by Roger Gall known to Catters as "The Shambles". This star of Radio and T.V. has made it big into the "Western Daily Press" a regional paper covering the West of England, from Bristol to Cornwall. As you can or will see (load Damn You, Load !)This was a rather nice colour picture of Roger in the Cove Inn, with the Landlord. Roger made the mistake of suggesting that this could be the subject of a Caption Competition (and come to think of it a Song Challenge) Rather than bury this in a thread on PEL I have taken the liberty of starting a thread for this. Come on - lets have your captions !! Gareth
PS Those who want to see the original PEL Threads CLICK HERE |
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Subject: RE: BS: CAPTION COMPETITION From: Steve in Idaho Date: 13 Dec 01 - 03:29 PM What? Me worry?? |
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Subject: RE: BS: CAPTION COMPETITION From: Gareth Date: 13 Dec 01 - 03:29 PM Continud from above as OE changes the frame as the Picture Loads Now many of you will have seen the various threads over the past months on the subject of Public Entertainment Licences in the UK so abley sponsored by Roger Gall known to Catters as "The Shambles". This star of Radio and T.V. has made it big into the "Western Daily Press" a regional paper covering the West of England, from Bristol to Cornwall. As you can or will see (load Damn You, Load !)This was a rather nice colour picture of Roger in the Cove Inn, with the Landlord. Roger made the mistake of suggesting that this could be the subject of a Caption Competition (and come to think of it a Song Challenge) Rather than bury this in a thread on PEL I have taken the liberty of starting a thread for this. Come on - lets have your captions !! Gareth
PS Those who want to see the original PEL Threads CLICK HERE |
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Subject: RE: BS: CAPTION COMPETITION From: Jeri Date: 13 Dec 01 - 03:58 PM I suppose my caption would be "I'm the only one playing - now bugger off!" (Nice "banjo" Roger!) |
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Subject: RE: BS: CAPTION COMPETITION From: catspaw49 Date: 13 Dec 01 - 04:03 PM Cute Jeri! Whatever the caption, it's great pic of the "Crusading 'Catter".......One of the greatest things about cable modems, picture was loaded and up in 2 seconds! Thanks Gareth......and Roger, are you putting on weight?(:<)) Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: CAPTION COMPETITION From: Crane Driver Date: 13 Dec 01 - 04:04 PM "Bernie the Barman prepares to operate the trapdoor ...." |
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Subject: RE: BS: CAPTION COMPETITION From: Micca Date: 13 Dec 01 - 04:06 PM " Actually, its a Tipple , and this is a barred F chord"or " we call it a Kim Howell, because it does nothing and is not funny" |
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Subject: RE: BS: CAPTION COMPETITION From: Clinton Hammond Date: 13 Dec 01 - 04:17 PM Most of the grainy people in this pub tended to look the other way, or pretended to enjoy that guy with his over sized mandolin, whenever Alfonse (pictured background, 2nd from the right) did his "Cat bathing" interpretive dance... "We let him in cause he eats all the stuff that falls on the floor", the barman told us for a fiver, "food or not." The musician was unavailable for comment. Sources close to him (like "Little Boy Blue" aka, "Dark rum, one ice cube") say he's out looking for hair treatment products... "It can't be easy", confided one of the barmaids later in my hotel room, "to work so hard to learn such a goofy instrument, only to be up staged by some wackos party piece. If only all entertainment was as easy as just going off yer meds." Never tire of the road eh? ;-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: CAPTION COMPETITION From: Liz the Squeak Date: 13 Dec 01 - 06:13 PM (From barman behind to punters leaning over bar....) "See, when he starts playing that there banjo, I pulls this here fake pump, that operates the trapdoor under his stool, crash bang wallop, down he goes, we gets a nice quiet bar and you can see the telly again!" LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: CAPTION COMPETITION From: SINSULL Date: 13 Dec 01 - 06:20 PM Leez my curly what?????? |
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Subject: RE: BS: CAPTION COMPETITION From: catspaw49 Date: 13 Dec 01 - 06:25 PM Can't let it go can you Sins? I like the trapdoor lines! Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: CAPTION COMPETITION From: Gareth Date: 13 Dec 01 - 07:09 PM Fake hand pumps ???? Please do not tar "The Cove" with the Watneys Label !!! Gareth |
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Subject: RE: BS: CAPTION COMPETITION From: Mark Cohen Date: 13 Dec 01 - 07:58 PM 1. "The guy on eBay said it was a Seagull guitar." 2. "Are you the bloke what put the Viagra in my mandolin case?" 3. "No, I didn't say bazooka." 4. "We don't do parodies in this pub, mate." 5. Friendly English folk musicians, always on the spot with a smile and a song. Aloha, Mark |
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Subject: RE: BS: CAPTION COMPETITION From: MMario Date: 13 Dec 01 - 08:03 PM HAng on tight - he's about to play! |
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Subject: RE: BS: CAPTION COMPETITION From: Amos Date: 13 Dec 01 - 08:52 PM "I'm teddibly sorry, but I've never heard of "Danny Boy"". A |
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Subject: RE: BS: CAPTION COMPETITION From: Bert Date: 13 Dec 01 - 10:43 PM "With his little ukulele in his hand" |
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Subject: RE: BS: CAPTION COMPETITION From: heric Date: 13 Dec 01 - 11:43 PM That's entertainment (?) |
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Subject: RE: BS: CAPTION COMPETITION From: DonMeixner Date: 14 Dec 01 - 07:42 AM "Thats right Ma'am, and I am going to take this up with the magistrate, but first I'm going to sing you all this little song. "See the tree, how big its grown........." |
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Subject: RE: BS: CAPTION COMPETITION From: GUEST,Roger the skifflers Date: 14 Dec 01 - 08:05 AM "Do you know Thallassa by Manolis?" RtS (OR "Which one's Zorba?" -recycled "which one's Morris" joke) |
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Subject: RE: BS: CAPTION COMPETITION From: Raptor Date: 14 Dec 01 - 08:06 AM Bazooki Joe! Raptor |
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Subject: RE: BS: CAPTION COMPETITION From: Julie B Date: 14 Dec 01 - 08:58 AM "...Hello Officer. No, I'm afraid you're mistaken. It wasn't us singing "The Wild Rover"; we were merely miming to the 1000 watt jukebox (with active subwoofers). All perfectly legal!" |
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Subject: RE: BS: CAPTION COMPETITION From: Snuffy Date: 14 Dec 01 - 09:09 AM Taliban unveils secret weapon |
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Subject: RE: BS: CAPTION COMPETITION From: Gareth Date: 14 Dec 01 - 03:28 PM Bin Laden is alive and well and hiding in Dorset. |
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Subject: RE: BS: CAPTION COMPETITION From: Lonesome EJ Date: 14 Dec 01 - 03:41 PM When Clive Dunwiddy produced his balalaika and encouraged the bar patrons to join in on the chorus of The Volga Boatmen, the response was most often luke-warm. |
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Subject: RE: BS: CAPTION COMPETITION From: The Shambles Date: 14 Dec 01 - 05:41 PM *Smiles*
Keep them coming. I will be handing the judging over to Dr Kim Howells our Minister of Culture (who had just rushed out of shot). Just a word of warning from those pictured (and insulted) - "We know where to find you". |
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Subject: RE: BS: CAPTION COMPETITION From: Geoff the Duck Date: 14 Dec 01 - 06:04 PM Honest, Officer - It may be public, but there are thirty people in this pub who will swear that they weren't entertained at all......... |
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Subject: RE: BS: CAPTION COMPETITION From: Gareth Date: 14 Dec 01 - 06:28 PM There is no truth in the suggestion that Roger (The Shambles) has put a price on the most compromising picture of yours truley at Llanstock or Stoney Stratford. Gareth (now wearing a bag on his head) |
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Subject: CAPTIONS?? From: Clinton Hammond Date: 15 Dec 01 - 03:19 AM "We know where to find you". Bring it on, punk! LOL!!! ;-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: CAPTION COMPETITION From: The Shambles Date: 15 Dec 01 - 09:11 AM For their own 'enjoyment'? |
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Subject: RE: BS: CAPTION COMPETITION From: Gareth Date: 15 Dec 01 - 11:23 AM "And if the Special Air service and the Rangers can't force a surrender, we'll send in the Banjo's |
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Subject: RE: BS: CAPTION COMPETITION From: Gareth Date: 15 Dec 01 - 03:27 PM Please note this comp will close at midnight for adjudication. Gareth |
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Subject: RE: BS: CAPTION COMPETITION From: The Shambles Date: 15 Dec 01 - 03:29 PM What is it with all these Taliban references? After all this is the Cove, not the Cave........... See Help music in my country and hopefully you may understand what this has been all about (or maybe not). |
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Subject: RE: BS: CAPTION COMPETITION From: The Shambles Date: 16 Dec 01 - 05:58 AM See also Compromising photos (of Gareth) sought |
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Subject: RE: BS: CAPTION COMPETITION From: John MacKenzie Date: 16 Dec 01 - 09:28 AM No I'm not bitter |
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Subject: RE: BS: CAPTION COMPETITION From: The Shambles Date: 16 Dec 01 - 09:36 AM How about tune and song titles? 'Banish Misfortune'. |
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Subject: RE: BS: CAPTION COMPETITION From: Gareth Date: 16 Dec 01 - 10:35 AM Competition avaiable for Voting for your favourite caption CLICK HERE Voting Closes FRIDAY night. GARETH
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Subject: RE: BS: CAPTION COMPETITION From: Liz the Squeak Date: 17 Dec 01 - 07:01 PM Or was I too late, you didn't say which Friday..... LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: CAPTION COMPETITION From: The Shambles Date: 18 Dec 01 - 03:07 PM (Caption suggestion) Anxiously awaiting the result of the caption competition. |
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Subject: RE: BS: CAPTION COMPETITION From: Mr Happy Date: 12 Jun 02 - 04:54 AM is it a gun in the landlord's hand? |
