BS: Is Michael Jackson weird?

Subject: Is Michael Jackson wierd?
From: GUEST,Lisa Marie P.
Date: 26 Jul 02 - 02:28 PM

Is Michael wierd?

Subject: RE: Is Michael Jackson wierd?
From: Sorcha
Date: 26 Jul 02 - 02:35 PM

Very.

Subject: RE: Is Michael Jackson wierd?
From: catspaw49
Date: 26 Jul 02 - 02:44 PM

Is a frog's ass watertight?

Spaw

Subject: RE: Is Michael Jackson wierd?
From: MMario
Date: 26 Jul 02 - 02:46 PM

actually spaw - no, it's not.

Subject: RE: Is Michael Jackson wierd?
From: tar_heel
Date: 26 Jul 02 - 02:54 PM

GEEZZZZZZZ...WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN FOR THE PAST YEARS????

Subject: RE: Is Michael Jackson wierd?
From: alanabit
Date: 26 Jul 02 - 03:08 PM

Dunno. He wasn't at the singaround last Sunday.

Subject: RE: Is Michael Jackson wierd?
From: Ebbie
Date: 26 Jul 02 - 04:03 PM

Have you noticed he resembles Liz Taylor? Ah, the money to make your dreams come true...

Subject: RE: Is Michael Jackson wierd?
From: GUEST
Date: 26 Jul 02 - 04:07 PM

You've got to feel sorry for the guy, he's obviously at least one pork pie short of a picnic. As for weird, it is a totally inadequate word to use when describing Whacko-Jacko.
Giok

Subject: RE: Is Michael Jackson wierd?
From: Mrrzy
Date: 26 Jul 02 - 04:13 PM

Hey, I thought this was a music forum!

Subject: RE: Is Michael Jackson wierd?
From: Nancy King
Date: 26 Jul 02 - 04:16 PM

Only in America could a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman.

Subject: RE: Is Michael Jackson wierd?
From: Catherine Jayne
Date: 26 Jul 02 - 04:24 PM

Wierd....VERY

Subject: RE: Is Michael Jackson wierd?
From: Kim C
Date: 26 Jul 02 - 05:48 PM

Does a bear shit in the woods?

Subject: RE: Is Michael Jackson weird?
From: GUEST,Just Amy
Date: 26 Jul 02 - 06:22 PM

Which Michael Jackson? I must know of 10 - famous or not. Some of them are nice guys.

Subject: RE: Is Michael Jackson weird?
From: catspaw49
Date: 26 Jul 02 - 07:41 PM

Here was a guy all set to ascend the throne of Rock N Roll and instead of being the "Man Who Would Be King" he became the "Man Who Would Be Diana Ross."

Spaw

Subject: RE: Is Michael Jackson weird?
From: Ed.
Date: 26 Jul 02 - 07:49 PM

Michael Jackson, the 'Beer Hunter' doesn't seem at all wierd to me

Subject: RE: Is Michael Jackson weird?
From: firínne
Date: 26 Jul 02 - 08:47 PM

To be any kind of a genius one has to be weird!

Subject: RE: Is Michael Jackson weird?
From: Midchuck
Date: 26 Jul 02 - 09:18 PM

Does a cat have an ass?

Peter.

Subject: RE: Is Michael Jackson weird?
From: Bobert
Date: 26 Jul 02 - 09:25 PM

hahahahahahahahaha!!!! Discussing wierd here in the Catbox... Hey, folks, look around ya!!! Nevermind... hahahahahahahaha.......

Bob...hahahahaha..ert

Subject: RE: Is Michael Jackson weird?
From: GUEST,McCulkin
Date: 26 Jul 02 - 09:37 PM

I love him
He loves me
We love pedorastery

Subject: RE: Is Michael Jackson weird?
From: GUEST,Al
Date: 26 Jul 02 - 09:55 PM

Duh.Al

Subject: RE: Is Michael Jackson weird?
From: catspaw49
Date: 26 Jul 02 - 10:25 PM

I dunno' if he's a genius or not, but I think he has a future as a Catholic priest..........

Spaw

Subject: RE: Is Michael Jackson weird?
From: khandu
Date: 26 Jul 02 - 10:34 PM

Didn't Michael admit to lusting after William Shatner?

Didn't he try to buy Shatners body?

One good thing Michael did...he proved to all that Elvis is Dead!

khandu

Subject: RE: Is Michael Jackson weird?
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 26 Jul 02 - 10:41 PM

Yes!

John

Subject: RE: Is Michael Jackson weird?
From: michaelr
Date: 26 Jul 02 - 10:49 PM

Naah...

You're weird for asking that question!

Subject: RE: Is Michael Jackson weird?
From: Kaleea
Date: 27 Jul 02 - 02:18 AM

give somebody the DUH! award.

Subject: RE: Is Michael Jackson weird?
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 27 Jul 02 - 02:24 AM

Lisa Marie P - were you not married to the man, do you not have a better opportunity to comment than us?

For my tuppence worth, the guy was in serious need of therapy years ago.... if anyone else had acted as he has, they would have been a) sectioned, b) arrested and imprisoned and/or c) become a politician.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Is Michael Jackson weird?
From: C-flat
Date: 27 Jul 02 - 05:03 AM

I think he must look at himself in the mirror each day and wish he had never started.
He's managed to turn himself into a theatrical monster and all the make-up, hair styling, face masks can't cover up surgery-gone-wrong.
I've always admired his music, right back to the Jackson Five, but as Liz says, if he was an ordinary citizen he probably would have sectioned.

C^b (still chuckling at Nancy Kings post)

Subject: RE: BS: Is Michael Jackson weird?
From: katlaughing
Date: 27 Jul 02 - 05:56 AM

Who cares?

Subject: RE: BS: Is Michael Jackson weird?
From: GUEST,Skipjack
Date: 27 Jul 02 - 12:17 PM

I read that Robin Williams has been opining on Michael.

Michael has apparently accused Sony of 'playing the race card'.

Robin Williams said 'You must choose one first, Michael'.

Skipjack

Subject: RE: BS: Is Michael Jackson weird?
From: catspaw49
Date: 27 Jul 02 - 03:55 PM

Yeah, that's from his new HBO Special which is a riot.

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Is Michael Jackson weird?
From: Stephen L. Rich
Date: 27 Jul 02 - 04:19 PM

Calling Michael jackson "weird" is sort of like calling the Titanic a "big boat".

Subject: RE: BS: Is Michael Jackson weird?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Jul 02 - 08:19 PM

Is William Shatner incredibly sexy and totally in charge?

(heh! heh!)

- LH

Subject: RE: BS: Is Michael Jackson weird?
From: catspaw49
Date: 27 Jul 02 - 08:22 PM

No, but like Michael, he is an ignominius asshole of the first order.

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Is Michael Jackson weird?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Jul 02 - 08:41 PM

Spaw, I just read his book...and I swear...he sounds very much like you! He likes a quiet life in the country, a big plate of spaghetti, a nice comfortable couch on which to catch 40 winks, a pickup truck, dogs, horses....etc. He dotes on his kids. Sounds like a nice and pretty ordinary guy. You and he should really get together and compare notes on life in the slow lane.

Really! He is your kinda guy. Trust me.

If you don't have the good sense to read his great and hilarious book "Get A Life" it is your own damn fault...ya hoser! :-)

- LH

Subject: RE: BS: Is Michael Jackson weird?
From: catspaw49
Date: 27 Jul 02 - 08:48 PM

When he gives up the rug I might. Note that I do have hair...my own.

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Is Michael Jackson weird?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Jul 02 - 10:58 PM

Yeah, but it's not half as good lookin' as mine... :-) Got any gray ones yet?

- LH

Subject: RE: BS: Is Michael Jackson weird?
From: catspaw49
Date: 27 Jul 02 - 11:12 PM

Are you shittin' me? If I didn't have the gray ones, I'd be balder than Shatner! You'll also note that I have cut it to a WASPish length and that I am fatter than Shatner--click--Just more to love! And gawd knows I'm more loveable than Shatner!!!

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Is Michael Jackson weird?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Jul 02 - 11:28 PM

Oh...my...gawd. Well, that one's worth more than a thousand words...but I don't have the time right now.

Um...

Nice dogs, eh?

Like you said about Big Bill..."NICE horses!"

- LH

Subject: RE: BS: Is Michael Jackson weird?
From: catspaw49
Date: 27 Jul 02 - 11:52 PM

Hey...Fat, Dumb, and Stupid......Always has been my long suit!!! Unlike Shatner though, I don't hide the bad photos because unlike Shatner.....I don't give a shit!!!

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Is Michael Jackson weird?
From: Celtic Soul
Date: 27 Jul 02 - 11:56 PM

Quoth Dave Barry:

"Pop singer Michael Jackson, enraged at the accusation that he's had extensive reconstructive cosmetic surgery, strikes a reporter with one of his eyestalks."

Subject: RE: BS: Is Michael Jackson weird?
From: GUEST,Wa Ban Zhou
Date: 28 Jul 02 - 01:01 AM

For some reason, he is still loved in China, along with John Denver, Kenny G. and others. I really liked The Jackson Five, still do sometimes, but " I Want You Back" does have a edge to it now-can we make some arrangement with the space aliens and get the real Michael Jackson back?

Subject: RE: BS: Is Michael Jackson weird?
From: Wincing Devil
Date: 28 Jul 02 - 02:01 AM

Yepper!

Subject: RE: BS: Is Michael Jackson weird?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 28 Jul 02 - 05:18 AM

Spaw that shirt really hurts the eyes......Giok

Subject: RE: BS: Is Michael Jackson weird?
From: Uncle_DaveO
Date: 28 Jul 02 - 10:49 AM

A confused nine year old boy asks his mother, "Is God male or female?" After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "God is both male and female."

This confuses the little boy, so he asks, "Is God black or white?" She responds along the same line, "God is both black and white."

This further confuses the boy so he asks, "Is God gay or straight?" The mother becomes concerned, but answers none the less, "Honey, God is both gay and straight."

At this the boy's face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly asks, "Is God Michael Jackson?"

Subject: RE: BS: Is Michael Jackson weird?
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 28 Jul 02 - 06:18 PM

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

> > One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with....The > > other is used to carry groceries.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Is Michael Jackson weird?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Jul 02 - 10:33 PM

Yikes! I hope Michael isn't reading this stuff... Migod. LOL!

The Japanese love weird musicians from the West too...no matter how bizarre they are. Remember in "This Is Spinal Tap" when they got the huge hit in Japan with "Sex Farm Woman"? It's some kind of cultural non-comprehension syndrome.

- LH

Subject: RE: BS: Is Michael Jackson weird?
From: Tig
Date: 29 Jul 02 - 01:35 PM

Just picked up on this thread and would like to state that my little brother is DEFINATELY not weird!!!!!

Have had great fun with the name for many years as he does sing (very well), has appeared on stage (frequently with the local dramatic society) and has even appeared on TV.

Ask for the American one - yes!!!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Is Michael Jackson weird?
From: Catherine Jayne
Date: 29 Jul 02 - 01:41 PM

LOL Tig!!! I take it that your brother is NATURAL.....all himself and is probably a better musician......

See you soon

Cat x