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Subject: punch the horse in hornsea From: ossonflags Date: 08 Jan 03 - 06:27 AM happy new year to all our mates and followers/fans!!!!!!!! we are at the rose and crown hornsea this sat night usual start time. |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse in hornsea From: GUEST,Concerned of Huddersfield Date: 08 Jan 03 - 07:37 AM WHAT!!!!!!!!! You've been given passports!!!!!!!!! Mick ............Happy New Year to you and Mary, all being well we'll see you in February at the Endeavour ...........if not before |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse in hornsea From: oombanjo Date: 08 Jan 03 - 01:13 PM Watcha Mike. Have you got together with The Moorlock Shore yet.???? Nice to see Les out again. |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse in hornsea From: Oaklet Date: 08 Jan 03 - 01:15 PM Ossonflags, have you joined the craft? Splendid - see you at the lodge on Friday. |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse in hornsea From: oombanjo Date: 08 Jan 03 - 01:18 PM Have you checked out the thread (Steal away) It went down well on sunday. |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse in hornsea From: smallpiper Date: 08 Jan 03 - 01:20 PM Hell Bouys watch out there be canibals out there in them thar forn parts! |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse in hornsea From: Oaklet Date: 08 Jan 03 - 01:25 PM Smallpiper. I have parked my bike on the custard factory steps. The wind is from the Urals. Tuesdays, the man with no face comes to steal the tops from the milk. I hope that is clear. Repeat, I hope that is clear. 9. jOhn will be pleased. 9. The time has come. 9. |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse in hornsea From: Mr Red Date: 08 Jan 03 - 02:00 PM Er is that Punch the Hornse eh? |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse in hornsea From: smallpiper Date: 08 Jan 03 - 03:56 PM Yes indeed brother oakley say hello to Maureece at the Bakers for me. Is that clear? Maureece at the Bakers got it? Indeed the day is upon us! |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse in hornsea From: Oaklet Date: 08 Jan 03 - 06:37 PM This is the time that the elk drinks deeply from the inkwell. 9. jOhn is ascendant and his powers are strong. Await the coming of the lathe and trust in the power of the 9. |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse in hornsea From: Banjo-Flower Date: 08 Jan 03 - 06:44 PM I Knew i'd get it wrong i thought it was "Await the coming of the 9 and trust in the power of the lathe " Gerry |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse in hornsea From: Oaklet Date: 08 Jan 03 - 07:11 PM Banjo_Flower - your place is assured. We have work to do. Position the appliance tonight for the moon rises as foretold9 |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse in hornsea From: smallpiper Date: 08 Jan 03 - 07:45 PM Oakley desist - your precognition is out of tune its got the bloddy independant chanel and not the kosher official one stop in th ename of 9! |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse in hornsea From: GUEST,Phil "T" Habetz Date: 08 Jan 03 - 09:31 PM Punch the Horse SUCKS! You guys are majer loosers and your not cool. You might reckanize my name, I am Phil "T" Habetz and I am the lead guitar player for $$$ SCREW THE POOCH $$$ the greatest rock n roll band in the World! WE ROCK! You don't! What more can I say? I pity you has beens. When I play a lead break the crowd chants "PHIL T, PHIL T, PHIL T, PHIL T!!!" at 85000 F'in decibles, man... Who chants for you? Your mommies? Ha! Ha! ROTFLMFAO!!! Some Brit dipwad in a fancy suit was buggin us back before Christmas cos he was lookin for you guys and he found us. Matter of fact, he was lookin for Oakley to be specific about it. I shouda punched his lights out. I'm sorry I didn't. He was a rude bastard and as arrogant as all hell. I hope he finds you, Oakley, cos I think you deserve each other. I think he doesnt like you. Well, I guess I have made my point. $$$ SCREW THE POOCH $$$ RULES! Punch the Horse drools! See you in Hull, loosers! |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse in hornsea From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 08 Jan 03 - 09:54 PM you spelled losers wrong, stupid. |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse in hornsea From: GUEST,Phil "T" Habetz Date: 08 Jan 03 - 11:54 PM Yeah right. Ask me if I care, looser! I make BIG BUCKS, baby! Girls are fallin all over me. I ROCK...you shlock... I woulda nver even known about this Mudcat Latte except for the rude dude, Winston. "Winston Wellington Jones" HOO-HAH!!! What an asshole. He told me about Oakley. He also called me a degenerate. I am not stupid, I know what it means. I called him a few things too, as you can probably imagine, but I figure you wusses wouldnt be able to take it if I used that language here, so I am showing mercy here. Capiche? You can bend down and thank me now, John from Hull. LOL! I understand you are some kind of saint or something with all the 9 this and 9 that everywhere...are you tryin to start a cult? Don't try, man. Your just not cool enough. Give it a rest. Go back to entertaining your grannies and the old geezers who haunt your grotty English pubs. Man, I gotta get back to Soho soon. That place is wild. Have a drink and a laugh and get stupid! Tell 'em I said its okay. And don't forget: $$$ SCREW THE POOCH $$$ RULES!!! |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse in hornsea From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 09 Jan 03 - 01:22 AM youve got a silly name as well.john |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse in hornsea From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 09 Jan 03 - 01:31 AM ps. you spelled recognise wrong as well, stupid.anyway Punch the horse are my frends so if you say any more bad things about them, i will punch your face, so just watch it,stupif.john |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse in hornsea From: GUEST,Phil "T" Habetz Date: 09 Jan 03 - 01:47 AM That's your opinion, an ya know what they say about opinions...dontcha? It's better than Engledork Humperdink! Hey, is their really a place around here called Hornsea? Is it down the road from Shagwillie on Thames? LOL!!! Later, man. I gotta busy life. Got a world tour to do here...England, Holland, and Germany. Eat my dust, John, baby. Tell Oakley t' stop shaggin' Corgis! The Queen dont like it. He will get his fool head lopped off! |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse in hornsea From: Oaklet Date: 09 Jan 03 - 04:18 AM 9 |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse in hornsea From: Oaklet Date: 09 Jan 03 - 04:29 AM My thread-drift detector has gone off. |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse in hornsea From: The DeanMeister Date: 09 Jan 03 - 04:53 AM I believe I may have something to say about this unpleasant arrival on the scene. Young man, were we to play at a gig together, the girls would indeed be falling over you....to get to me. I have skill in this area. They may chant your name, but I will have their phone numbers before you have recovered from the concussion incurred during the stampede. I shall select the classy ladies, and you can keep the ones that a foul mouthed degenerate like you deserves. They are beneath my contempt anyway. With regard to musical talent, brother Oakley has more in his little finger than you will ever accumulate. And if it's a lead break that turns you on, bow down and worship before the Meister. I was rocking before you were a twinkle in your unknown daddy's eye. Grotty English pubs, you say? Give me gaslight, Guinness and a roaring fire anyday over colonial bars serving tasteless froth. I wish you luck on your forthcoming world tour, Philip, and hope you get lost in Siberia. I hear there are some delightful Olga's there. But you better stay off my turf, unless you wish to be revealed as the talentless fraud you are. The Gauntlet is down, chaps. |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse in hornsea From: Oaklet Date: 09 Jan 03 - 05:10 AM Be gentle with him, Deanmeister. He is, after all one of Winston Wellington-Jones's friends. The poor chap. |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse in hornsea From: ossonflags Date: 09 Jan 03 - 05:22 AM I was rockin'before any of you,being the elder statesman of the Original punch the horse and not some feeble colonial imitation. You are trifelling, sir, with the coooooolist lead singer in the northern hemisphere and in honour of the occasion will be wearing my original black and white brothel creepers on saturday night -I can hear axemans squeals of Nooooooooooo!!!!! already, but high ho a challenge is a challenge. |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse in hornsea From: Oaklet Date: 09 Jan 03 - 05:27 AM Oh God. Not the shoes Ossonflags, please. |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse in hornsea From: ossonflags Date: 09 Jan 03 - 05:37 AM oakers, thanks for welcome to lodge. Will you be playing "The masons apron " in honour of the occasion? john, "Moorlock shore" well under way,just wants some fine tuning, ie.getting the others to do it,very busy gig schedule allows little time for rehearsals. |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse in hornsea From: ossonflags Date: 09 Jan 03 - 05:39 AM yes oakley,the shoes. |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse in hornsea From: Dave Bryant Date: 09 Jan 03 - 05:59 AM Phil Is it true that the desirable Ms Penelope Rutledge tries to get to all your "Screw the Pooch" gigs and gets so turned on that she keeps throwing her soggy panties onto the stage ? According to a friend of mine who works at the Twillingsgate M&S, she always knows when you are performing because Ms P. R. buys at least 6 pairs of undies to take with her each time ! |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse in hornsea From: The DeanMeister Date: 09 Jan 03 - 06:47 AM Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo NOT THE SHOES........!!!!!!!! Anything but the shoes.......!!! |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse in hornsea From: GUEST,specky Date: 09 Jan 03 - 07:21 AM |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse in hornsea From: GUEST,specky Date: 09 Jan 03 - 07:22 AM speechless |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse in hornsea From: My guru always said Date: 09 Jan 03 - 08:09 AM Straw Bear anyone? Bring the shoes! |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse in hornsea From: Mr Red Date: 09 Jan 03 - 08:13 AM John from Hull Is that the correc9 spp99ing ? ps I thought the preferred etiquette with trolls was to ignore them? |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse in hornsea From: Oaklet Date: 09 Jan 03 - 09:32 AM According to the will of jOhn, we move at 9. People of Hull, start to align your appliances now and gaze skywards for a sign. We will know when it is time. |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse in hornsea From: The DeanMeister Date: 09 Jan 03 - 10:15 AM Sychronise aerophones on my mark. |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse in hornsea From: Noreen Date: 09 Jan 03 - 10:16 AM What the DeanMeister says is true *sigh* #1 |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse in hornsea From: The DeanMeister Date: 09 Jan 03 - 10:25 AM See, Phil? You don't stand a chance mate. Noreen, you have just been promoted 10 places up the list for outstanding behaviour. Keep up the good work x |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse in hornsea From: Oaklet Date: 09 Jan 03 - 10:50 AM I have discovered evidence that the hatred between Winston and "Phil" stems from Phil's obsessional infatuation with Winston. This came to a head in the summer when Phil got his ears boxed by the hyphenated fop after an unfortunate incident in Twillinsgate's only adult cinema. Winston dropped all charges after Phil - real name Norman Arthur Puty-Bowells, according to the charge sheet - agreed to stand Winston's dry-cleaning bill. Doing a Clinton on velveteen is normally a rather permanent statement, apparently. |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse in hornsea From: Noreen Date: 09 Jan 03 - 11:01 AM *swoon* So.... another six months might do it, O Meister?? |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse in hornsea From: The DeanMeister Date: 09 Jan 03 - 11:18 AM Pending further good behaviour, my sweet x |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse in hornsea From: The DeanMeister Date: 09 Jan 03 - 11:19 AM Mark. |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse in hornsea From: Oaklet Date: 09 Jan 03 - 11:57 AM Can you hear it? |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse in hornsea From: smallpiper Date: 09 Jan 03 - 07:48 PM NO I've got a fucking cold! |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse in hornsea From: Little Hawk Date: 09 Jan 03 - 08:37 PM Amazing. Truly amazing. I wish Ms Rutledge herself would comment on the situation. Phil sounds like one of the illegitimate progeny of Ted Nugent or someone like that. In another 20 years he'll probably be governor of Ohio or some other large state. Fortunately, Orillia is too small a place to attract bands like his, but that doesn't stop the more brain-dead kids around here from listening to them, and wishing they too could ROCK & RULE! (Gag!) - LH |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse in hornsea From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 09 Jan 03 - 08:54 PM hEloo, i am not going, because i think it is to far away, espeshully if the weather is basd, 9icy etc).john ps, i think they should do more jigs in hull anyway, so hull people can see them . another ps.= I went to hornsea , it was shit, there is just hornsea potteries there, and that is shit as well.john |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse in hornsea From: Little Hawk Date: 09 Jan 03 - 09:16 PM Too bad. How about Shagwillie on Thames, then? :-) - LH |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse in hornsea From: Noreen Date: 10 Jan 03 - 12:14 AM Sitting here at 5:11 am, still awaiting the call.. Have they forgotten me? :0( |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse in hornsea From: The DeanMeister Date: 10 Jan 03 - 04:40 AM What the heck u doin up at 5:11am???? |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse in hornsea From: My guru always said Date: 10 Jan 03 - 05:02 AM Perhaps Noreen is getting ready to come to Straw Bear? |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse in hornsea From: The DeanMeister Date: 10 Jan 03 - 06:57 AM Do we need a visa to enter Holderness? |
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