BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious

Subject: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious
From: GUEST,MC Fat
Date: 21 Nov 03 - 08:23 AM

A few years ago Q magazine did some new 'stating the obvious' phrases, you know the sort 'Is the Pope a catholic', 'Does the Bear shit in the woods'. My favourite from that list is 'Does Dolly Parton sleep on her back'. Has anyone any new ones ? To start the ball rolling 'Is Osama Bin Laden's phone number ex-directory ?'

Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious
From: artbrooks
Date: 21 Nov 03 - 08:27 AM

Is the bear a catholic?
Does the Pope shit in the woods?

Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious
From: Midchuck
Date: 21 Nov 03 - 08:35 AM

In one book I read, I can't remember which, a character in that kind of situation used "Does a cat have an ass?" ("Arse" in British) I've used that from time to time and gotten a few strange looks.

Peter.

Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious
From: Snuffy
Date: 21 Nov 03 - 09:10 AM

Was the US election fixed?

Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Nov 03 - 09:16 AM

Is George Bush smart?

Do politicians shit in the woods?

Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 21 Nov 03 - 09:47 AM

Is McFat going to lose a duel soon ?

Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious
From: GUEST,Kim C no cookie
Date: 21 Nov 03 - 09:51 AM

Is Michael Jackson a freak?

Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious
From: Bill D
Date: 21 Nov 03 - 10:10 AM

**PUBLIC DISCLAIMER** The following should NOT be considered as a serious commentary on any ethnic/political group, but merely an obvious bit of reparteé reflecting stereotyped humor..


"Does the Pope shit in the woods?"...he's Polish, ain't he?

Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious
From: Partridge
Date: 21 Nov 03 - 11:00 AM

Are you going to finish that bottle of wine?

Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious
From: GUEST,pdq
Date: 21 Nov 03 - 12:34 PM

Does a frog have a water-proof asshole?

Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious
From: TheBigPinkLad
Date: 21 Nov 03 - 12:42 PM

Is the bible bullshit?

Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious
From: Ebbie
Date: 21 Nov 03 - 12:55 PM

"I would like to thank" so and so. Why not just thank them?

Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 21 Nov 03 - 06:10 PM

Is Ian Paisley a Protestant? (I like to think of the man tucked away alongside the Pope in this way...)

Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 21 Nov 03 - 06:25 PM

Does shit come from bears?

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious
From: Barb'ry
Date: 21 Nov 03 - 06:39 PM

Does Eddie Stobart have lorries on the M6?

Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious
From: Gareth
Date: 21 Nov 03 - 06:45 PM

Are there traffic jams on the M25 !

Gareth

Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious
From: GUEST,Cluin
Date: 21 Nov 03 - 07:29 PM

Am I horny?

Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Nov 03 - 09:41 PM

Did you know that your tire is flat?

Hey, did you know that you're bleeding pretty bad? (..missing a leg, had your arm shot away, etc.)

He's dead, Jim. Beheading often does that to people.

WOW! does that stink!

Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious
From: Jim Dixon
Date: 21 Nov 03 - 09:57 PM

Are frogs waterproof?
Did Rose Kennedy own a black dress?
Does a hobbyhorse have a hickory dick?
Does Friday come every week?
Does Michael Jackson like kids?
Does the pope wear a funny hat?
Is a pig's ass pork?

Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious
From: LadyJean
Date: 22 Nov 03 - 12:32 AM

Do rats have tails?
Does a guinea pig go bweep?
Is Bush a twerp?

Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious
From: GUEST
Date: 22 Nov 03 - 04:06 PM

If all the politicians were gunned down in the woods, would anybody care?

(I just made that one up, BTW).

Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious
From: AliUK
Date: 22 Nov 03 - 04:42 PM

Is Bill Shatner the greatest Canadian ever?

Are rednecks called Billy Bob?

Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious
From: Blackcatter
Date: 23 Nov 03 - 12:28 AM

Is this a pointless thread?

Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious
From: Ebbie
Date: 23 Nov 03 - 12:59 AM

Is Blackcatter glum lately?

Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious
From: GUEST,van lingle
Date: 23 Nov 03 - 11:39 AM

Cow piss on a flat rock?

Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious
From: Peace
Date: 23 Nov 03 - 03:30 PM

Does a chicken have lips?

Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious
From: GUEST,pdq
Date: 23 Nov 03 - 03:39 PM

If your chicken is named Monica!

Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious
From: GUEST
Date: 24 Nov 03 - 06:13 AM

Does the Queen like Corgis
Has Charles got big ears
Did the Queen Mother like a drop of gin

T

Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious
From: GUEST,CrazyEddie
Date: 24 Nov 03 - 06:59 AM

Would a hungry dog eat meat?

Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 24 Nov 03 - 11:22 AM

Are Essex girls randy ?

Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious
From: sloop
Date: 24 Nov 03 - 11:23 AM

Are your balls in a bag?

Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious
From: Mrs.Duck
Date: 24 Nov 03 - 12:31 PM

No Dave we just find lying on our backs with our legs in the air relaxing!
Do Ducks drink?

Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious
From: GUEST,pdq
Date: 24 Nov 03 - 01:02 PM

Does a duck lying on its back quack up?

Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 24 Nov 03 - 01:35 PM

From the Battle of Waterloo:

Lord Uxbridge: "By God, sir, I've lost my leg!"
Duke of Wellington: "By God, sir, so you have!"

Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious
From: GUEST,pdq
Date: 24 Nov 03 - 02:17 PM

Yes, McGrath...that is the "bleeding obvious" it there ever was one.

Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious
From: GUEST,Kim C no cookie
Date: 24 Nov 03 - 03:19 PM

Does a guinea pig really go bweep?!!?

Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious
From: Peace
Date: 24 Nov 03 - 03:35 PM

Depends how hard you squeeze it!

Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 25 Nov 03 - 07:04 AM

Is McFat an overweight scottish ex-patriate ?

Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious
From: GUEST,MC Fat
Date: 25 Nov 03 - 07:44 AM

Yep !!

Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 25 Nov 03 - 12:22 PM

Do folkies have beards?

Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious
From: Schantieman
Date: 25 Nov 03 - 01:28 PM

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