Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious From: Schantieman Date: 25 Nov 03 - 01:28 PM See other thread |
Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious From: McGrath of Harlow Date: 25 Nov 03 - 12:22 PM Do folkies have beards? |
Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious From: GUEST,MC Fat Date: 25 Nov 03 - 07:44 AM Yep !! |
Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious From: Dave Bryant Date: 25 Nov 03 - 07:04 AM Is McFat an overweight scottish ex-patriate ? |
Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious From: Peace Date: 24 Nov 03 - 03:35 PM Depends how hard you squeeze it! |
Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious From: GUEST,Kim C no cookie Date: 24 Nov 03 - 03:19 PM Does a guinea pig really go bweep?!!? |
Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious From: GUEST,pdq Date: 24 Nov 03 - 02:17 PM Yes, McGrath...that is the "bleeding obvious" it there ever was one. |
Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious From: McGrath of Harlow Date: 24 Nov 03 - 01:35 PM From the Battle of Waterloo: Lord Uxbridge: "By God, sir, I've lost my leg!" Duke of Wellington: "By God, sir, so you have!" |
Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious From: GUEST,pdq Date: 24 Nov 03 - 01:02 PM Does a duck lying on its back quack up? |
Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious From: Mrs.Duck Date: 24 Nov 03 - 12:31 PM No Dave we just find lying on our backs with our legs in the air relaxing! Do Ducks drink? |
Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious From: sloop Date: 24 Nov 03 - 11:23 AM Are your balls in a bag? |
Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious From: Dave Bryant Date: 24 Nov 03 - 11:22 AM Are Essex girls randy ? |
Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious From: GUEST,CrazyEddie Date: 24 Nov 03 - 06:59 AM Would a hungry dog eat meat? |
Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious From: GUEST Date: 24 Nov 03 - 06:13 AM Does the Queen like Corgis Has Charles got big ears Did the Queen Mother like a drop of gin T |
Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious From: GUEST,pdq Date: 23 Nov 03 - 03:39 PM If your chicken is named Monica! |
Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious From: Peace Date: 23 Nov 03 - 03:30 PM Does a chicken have lips? |
Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious From: GUEST,van lingle Date: 23 Nov 03 - 11:39 AM Cow piss on a flat rock? |
Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious From: Ebbie Date: 23 Nov 03 - 12:59 AM Is Blackcatter glum lately? |
Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious From: Blackcatter Date: 23 Nov 03 - 12:28 AM Is this a pointless thread? |
Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious From: AliUK Date: 22 Nov 03 - 04:42 PM Is Bill Shatner the greatest Canadian ever? Are rednecks called Billy Bob? |
Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious From: GUEST Date: 22 Nov 03 - 04:06 PM If all the politicians were gunned down in the woods, would anybody care? (I just made that one up, BTW). |
Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious From: LadyJean Date: 22 Nov 03 - 12:32 AM Do rats have tails? Does a guinea pig go bweep? Is Bush a twerp? |
Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious From: Jim Dixon Date: 21 Nov 03 - 09:57 PM Are frogs waterproof? Did Rose Kennedy own a black dress? Does a hobbyhorse have a hickory dick? Does Friday come every week? Does Michael Jackson like kids? Does the pope wear a funny hat? Is a pig's ass pork? |
Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious From: Rapparee Date: 21 Nov 03 - 09:41 PM Did you know that your tire is flat? Hey, did you know that you're bleeding pretty bad? (..missing a leg, had your arm shot away, etc.) He's dead, Jim. Beheading often does that to people. WOW! does that stink! |
Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious From: GUEST,Cluin Date: 21 Nov 03 - 07:29 PM Am I horny? |
Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious From: Gareth Date: 21 Nov 03 - 06:45 PM Are there traffic jams on the M25 ! Gareth |
Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious From: Barb'ry Date: 21 Nov 03 - 06:39 PM Does Eddie Stobart have lorries on the M6? |
Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious From: Liz the Squeak Date: 21 Nov 03 - 06:25 PM Does shit come from bears? LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious From: McGrath of Harlow Date: 21 Nov 03 - 06:10 PM Is Ian Paisley a Protestant? (I like to think of the man tucked away alongside the Pope in this way...) |
Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious From: Ebbie Date: 21 Nov 03 - 12:55 PM "I would like to thank" so and so. Why not just thank them? |
Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious From: TheBigPinkLad Date: 21 Nov 03 - 12:42 PM Is the bible bullshit? |
Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious From: GUEST,pdq Date: 21 Nov 03 - 12:34 PM Does a frog have a water-proof asshole? |
Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious From: Partridge Date: 21 Nov 03 - 11:00 AM Are you going to finish that bottle of wine? |
Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious From: Bill D Date: 21 Nov 03 - 10:10 AM **PUBLIC DISCLAIMER** The following should NOT be considered as a serious commentary on any ethnic/political group, but merely an obvious bit of reparteé reflecting stereotyped humor.. "Does the Pope shit in the woods?"...he's Polish, ain't he? |
Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious From: GUEST,Kim C no cookie Date: 21 Nov 03 - 09:51 AM Is Michael Jackson a freak? |
Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious From: Dave Bryant Date: 21 Nov 03 - 09:47 AM Is McFat going to lose a duel soon ? |
Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious From: Rapparee Date: 21 Nov 03 - 09:16 AM Is George Bush smart? Do politicians shit in the woods? |
Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious From: Snuffy Date: 21 Nov 03 - 09:10 AM Was the US election fixed? |
Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious From: Midchuck Date: 21 Nov 03 - 08:35 AM In one book I read, I can't remember which, a character in that kind of situation used "Does a cat have an ass?" ("Arse" in British) I've used that from time to time and gotten a few strange looks. Peter. |
Subject: RE: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious From: artbrooks Date: 21 Nov 03 - 08:27 AM Is the bear a catholic? Does the Pope shit in the woods? |
Subject: BS: Stating the Bleeding Obvious From: GUEST,MC Fat Date: 21 Nov 03 - 08:23 AM A few years ago Q magazine did some new 'stating the obvious' phrases, you know the sort 'Is the Pope a catholic', 'Does the Bear shit in the woods'. My favourite from that list is 'Does Dolly Parton sleep on her back'. Has anyone any new ones ? To start the ball rolling 'Is Osama Bin Laden's phone number ex-directory ?' |