BS: Spam poem to add to?

Subject: BS: Spam poem to add to?
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 07 Feb 04 - 07:35 AM

New Scientist, 31 January 2004 - Feedback.

Meanwhile, here is the first verse of a poem that reader Bob Johnson has compiled from the subject lines of spam emails he had received. We like the way it seems to hover on the brink of meaning something without ever actually doing so.

changeable ducat semblance aries
peregrine fairy curtain dogging
seize homologues ceylon arty
argor shadbish biscuit crow median
arturo farsighted
knoll agleam duluth eyebrow haines
reducible bobbin
epsom implimenter morphism
butch atlas everyday elder licentious
paean Mad Cow Test & Prevention
apologetic
Your degree is close

................................

Unfortuantely I delete my spam immediately so I can't add to it.

Is anyone out there a budding spam-poet? Real spam, of course, no cheating!!

sandra

Subject: RE: BS: Spam poem to add to?
From: Amos
Date: 07 Feb 04 - 11:27 AM

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Better job

Subject: RE: BS: Spam poem to add to?
From: Mudlark
Date: 07 Feb 04 - 09:26 PM

FOR MEN
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FOR WOMAN
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Nadine, the friend of Nadine and gets stinking drunk
With about dust bunny.
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And chess board of are
What made America great!

Subject: RE: BS: Spam poem to add to?
From: Amos
Date: 07 Feb 04 - 10:47 PM

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Subject: RE: BS: Spam poem to add to?
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 08 Feb 04 - 06:59 AM

wonderful - you lucky lot!! Was each verse the result of one sweep of the In-box?

All I got tonight when I logged on were -

Over 18 - 037:MO2 - Adult Movie
ADLT - 038>MO2 - Free adult movie samples
Server report
Paul Dunn is back!

Doesn't have the same almost-poetic ring to it, does it? It couldn't be called a poem by any stretch of the imagination.

sandra

Subject: RE: BS: Spam poem to add to?
From: JennyO
Date: 08 Feb 04 - 08:51 AM

I did have some of those poetic ones, but I deleted them. Will Nigerian scam letters do? I have a collection of those.

Forgive my indignation
if this message comes to you
as a surprise and if it might
offend you without your
prior consent and writing
through this channel.

I am KENNETH SAVIMBI,
The Chairman,Contract Awarding
Committee of the ECONOMIC
COMMUNITY OF WEST AFRICAN
STATES(ECOWAS)with
Headquarters in Lome,Togo.

I got your information in a
business directory from the
Togolaise Chamber of Commerce
and Industries when I was searching
for a reliable,honest and trustworthy
person to entrust this business with.

I was simply inspired and
motivated to pick your
contact from the many names
and lists in the directory.

After discussing my view and
your profile with my colleagues,
they were very much satisfied
and decided to contact you
immediately for this mutual
business relationship.

We wish to transfer the sum of
USD11,000,000.00(Eleven Million United
States Dollars only.)into your
personal or company`s bank account.



Nah, seems to lack a certain je ne sais quoi...........

Subject: RE: BS: Spam poem to add to?
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 09 Feb 04 - 01:27 AM

Don't usually even open the marked Spam messages any more, but this one looked interesting in Mailwasher....

I's almost poetry in itself...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

8th Issue of LS Magazine !!!!

Hey baby :),

Biography is history seen through the prism of a person.
We invite you to see and enjoy the pictured and filmed,
Let not your mind run on what you lack as much as on what you have already.
non the less unforgettable beauty of young and wonderful lolitas!
Young blood must have its course, lad, and every dog its day.
In this Issue, LS Team tried to show and bring to you not only stunning outer
One that does not think to highly of himself is more than he thinks.
beauty of these charming creatures, but also their
You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.
insight feelings and world,which is also amazing!
It is easy to perform a good action, but not easy to acquire a settled habit of performing such actions.
The beauty of our stunning lolitas can be hidden and that is
The local church is the outcrop of the church universal.
why we present it for in our Issue!
~~~~~~~~~

Subject: RE: BS: Spam poem to add to?
From: Snoozer
Date: 09 Feb 04 - 05:29 PM

Here's a bit of haiku from tonight's spam:

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order vicodin online
she will want you bad

Subject: RE: BS: Spam poem to add to?
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 10 Feb 04 - 07:56 AM

haiku spam! it must be the winner.

tonight all I got was more whimpy stuff -

This will transform your life
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not in contention, certainly can't compete against haiku!!
sandra