Welcome New Member - Mazz9339

Subject: Welcome New Member - Mazz9339
From: Max
Date: 14 Mar 04 - 09:05 PM

Well, it's about time. Everyone, meet Mazz9339, my best friend. Mazz and I have been friends for a couple of years, and started playing music together last May or so. We run an open mic here in West Chester and have been working on Country Blues, Bluegrass, Gospel, Field Hollers and so on together for several months. When I hear something great, find a new artist I like, see a concert in the paper, etc, Mazz is the first one I call.

I've been telling him for some time to join the Mudcat and finally today he went looking for some lyrics, checked the Mudcat and got hooked in an afternoon. So everyone, please welcome Mazz9339.

Subject: RE: Welcome New Member - Mazz9339
From: Mark Clark
Date: 14 Mar 04 - 09:16 PM

Welcome, Mazz9339. As Max has no doubt told you, you'll find a lot of great information here provided by a lot of terrific loonies. Hope you enjoy the place as much as I do.

      - Mark

Subject: RE: Welcome New Member - Mazz9339
From: Amos
Date: 14 Mar 04 - 10:07 PM

Yo, Mazz -- any friend of Max's is probably just as nutty as the rest of this crowd, so welcome aboard. Don't feed the trolls, and buy a set of Muudcat CDs first chance ya get!

A

Subject: RE: Welcome New Member - Mazz9339
From: Jeri
Date: 14 Mar 04 - 10:09 PM

Mazz, welcome! (You are in SERIOUS trouble now!)

Subject: RE: Welcome New Member - Mazz9339
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 14 Mar 04 - 10:14 PM

heloo mazz, ps waht you got numbers afer you mame for then?

Subject: RE: Welcome New Member - Mazz9339
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 14 Mar 04 - 10:15 PM

ps, that was from me, 9 john from hull3456279381.

Subject: RE: Welcome New Member - Mazz9339
From: Peace
Date: 14 Mar 04 - 10:18 PM

Hello, mazz. I work with a guy named mazz. Are you him? If so, please don't answer. If you don't answer, I'll know. If you hear from Max, say hi to him. He doesn't know me, but say hi anyway. Did I say hello? If not, hello, mazz. I work with a guy named . . . .

Subject: RE: Welcome New Member - Mazz9339
From: Peace
Date: 14 Mar 04 - 10:19 PM

Sorry, I left of half your name.

Hello, mazz9339. I work with a guy named mazz. Are you him? If so, please don't answer. If you don't answer, I'll know. If you hear from Max, say hi to him. He doesn't know me, but say hi anyway. Did I say hello? If not, hello, mazz9339. I work with a guy named . . . .

Subject: RE: Welcome New Member - Mazz9339
From: Peace
Date: 14 Mar 04 - 10:20 PM

. . . and 1/3 of off.

Subject: RE: Welcome New Member - Mazz9339
From: Deckman
Date: 14 Mar 04 - 10:21 PM

OOOOHHHH BOY! There's goes the neighborhood! Welcome aboard! CHEERS, Bob(deckman)Nelson

Subject: RE: Welcome New Member - Mazz9339
From: GUEST
Date: 14 Mar 04 - 10:27 PM

A 'Welcome Thread' in the music section... WoW, you have got pull!

Subject: RE: Welcome New Member - Mazz9339
From: Padre
Date: 14 Mar 04 - 10:35 PM

"Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain"
                               Frank Morgan (The Wizard of Oz)

Welcome anyway!!

Padre

Subject: RE: Welcome New Member - Mazz9339
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 14 Mar 04 - 10:56 PM

heloo max=ps thanks for making mudcat, its really nice, [my fabourtite imternet site], you can see all about music, and talk to nice peeople, and somtimeses meet them etc, really nice, you did a good job making this site.john
and thats my opinoin .john

ps-some people dont like it [see thread 2why i donty like mudcat". but if they dont like it, waht they doing here for then!
i know, they just stupids, and trying toi make troubblee, [just ingore them, they judt wankers trying to make trouble[
ps = i work in a curry ship in hull, = 1 customer awalayws complains ="your curry is no good, and take tpo,long for delivery etc"

[moany basterd],
it
i told him ="dont bloody order afain then, arshole, you are just moany basterd, just fuk off and dont order anymore, you are banneed, so just get lost, [i give hoim a big shouting, becusae he pisses me off].


anyway=few years ago , i ran a pub, and i wass a chef there and some moany bastard [hes called ian from the tax place], always moaning., i told him to fuckk off as well],
and he came baxk again the next time.,, i said 2waht you doing here then, you banned, monay basterd, then he got feed up, and serves him right, [i woulden't serve him , i said "I dont cook food for wanjers like you!, [he was called ian], moany people piss me off, [ you work hard all day and they just moan]
anyway he says "if you dont serve me, i report you to weights and mesures people, see if youre 8 oz steak is really 8oz"
i says ok, report me to anyone ypou like, and you got 1 minit to get out of here, or i kick your arse silly basterd and dont bloody mess with me, asshole.
ps= i kiked him out, and i never herad from the weigtts and measures people, and i threw something at him, on his way out, [serbes him right], i [it was one of them things you put undrer your plate, [a plate swqquare thing], [it dident hit him, it hoit the door]
[like a big coaster, but for plates, place mat?
dont knoew waht its called, big squrea thing.john

Subject: RE: Welcome New Member - Mazz9339
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 14 Mar 04 - 11:00 PM

wahts them plate things called?, them things wahtr go under the plate, [beteween the plate and the table.
its like a big coaster
you can get cheap ones made of straw, or you can get gllass ones, what they called/

Subject: RE: Welcome New Member - Mazz9339
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 14 Mar 04 - 11:02 PM

i think its called a 2place mat?
is there a prpooer name for it>

Subject: RE: Welcome New Member - Mazz9339
From: Peace
Date: 14 Mar 04 - 11:05 PM

costers, or cousters, or crosters. Cris jonh, yuor fecken oup my inglEsh.

Subject: RE: Welcome New Member - Mazz9339
From: Peace
Date: 14 Mar 04 - 11:06 PM

its yer fokin hand, you dolt. Tkae yer hand out.

Subject: RE: Welcome New Member - Mazz9339
From: Peace
Date: 14 Mar 04 - 11:09 PM

Did anyone else notice anything erotic about GUEST's WoW? Like if you saw that on a beach? I gotta change my meds.

Subject: RE: Welcome New Member - Mazz9339
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 14 Mar 04 - 11:18 PM

id not called casoters [i tyhink], its for dinners, cassoters id for drinkjs]

anyway, he shout something wehen i knick him out like =
"weihjts and measures people are coming here!"

i just told him shut up and get out, amyway= thats all he could think of= [he was a tax inspeter, so obviuousluyly we was paying all the right tax, [it was not my pub, i was just runing it for someone, and he was doing the books on the wet side, and i was doing the kitchen.


we got nothing to hide or wurry about, [obibously if your customers is tax inspectors you cant do any fiddles [you can do a bit, ie- put the ex penses up a bit], but mainly it was all ok.

any way, i had a big argue with him, i sayd " why dont you be a traffic warden , you arshole?"

tax people are rubbissh, think they bloody great, its only a job, i could do that, [10 year old kid could do it!]
think they bloody great.john

Subject: RE: Welcome New Member - Mazz9339
From: Peace
Date: 14 Mar 04 - 11:20 PM

you let sex colecters in yer puberty that wsnat yers!

Subject: RE: Welcome New Member - Mazz9339
From: Peace
Date: 14 Mar 04 - 11:26 PM

Hey jOhn, we gona welkume Mazz9339? Wunder if hez burthers name s 9338. Ya think! Big famelee.

Subject: RE: Welcome New Member - Mazz9339
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 14 Mar 04 - 11:30 PM

i spelled runnoing wrong, ie=
running., ps as im running a thing.,
not running a race,
[ but i think is spelled the same anywayt


ps-anyway=this is musix site, not spelling site.

Subject: RE: Welcome New Member - Mazz9339
From: CarolC
Date: 14 Mar 04 - 11:40 PM

Welcome to this place, Mazz9339.

Subject: RE: Welcome New Member - Mazz9339
From: Deckman
Date: 14 Mar 04 - 11:42 PM

Like I said: "There goes the neighborhood!"

Subject: RE: Welcome New Member - Mazz9339
From: CarolC
Date: 14 Mar 04 - 11:45 PM

Don't you mean, "there went the neighborhood"?

;-)

Subject: RE: Welcome New Member - Mazz9339
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 15 Mar 04 - 12:02 AM

Anyway= my cousins bloke is an arshole, [he hit her and dident lok after her properley], i was going to smack him [ give him a good slap, [ i could of run him over and make it look like an acident], but she said no, [she's called Rebekah, and she's a nurse , and she cares about people etc, [perobably cares to much]
if he gives her any more hassle, i'm going to kill him, and serves him right, [he's called Garry, but he will be called "ded bloke" if i get hold of him].
i'm not joking, he moved out, but i know were he lives, so he'd better watch it.

[ddefinetley i will sort him out soon , hes an asrsholiie.

Subject: RE: Welcome New Member - Mazz9339
From: Peace
Date: 15 Mar 04 - 12:33 AM

Shite. I misspelled your name AGAIN. For the last time, here ya go:

Hello, Mazz9339. I work with a guy named mazz. Are you him? If so, please don't answer. If you don't answer, I'll know. If you hear from Max, say hi to him. He doesn't know me, but say hi anyway. Did I say hello? If not, hello, Mazz9339. I work with a guy named . . . .

Repeat after me, Mazz9339, Mazz9339, Mazz9399, Mazz9369.

Got it at last. Welcome Adzz3169.

Subject: RE: Welcome New Member - Mazz9339
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 15 Mar 04 - 12:44 AM

heloo, why you dident say nothing then thenn?
did you change you mind about joineing or something?

Subject: RE: Welcome New Member - Mazz9339
From: Peace
Date: 15 Mar 04 - 12:49 AM

And he didn't even William Shatner yet.

Subject: RE: Welcome New Member - Mazz9339
From: Peace
Date: 15 Mar 04 - 12:50 AM

Meet him I meant. Anyway, welcome Adzz.

Subject: RE: Welcome New Member - Mazz9339
From: Peace
Date: 15 Mar 04 - 12:59 AM

WE WANT MAZZ9339. WE WANT MAZZ9339. WE WANT MAZZ9339.

Subject: RE: Welcome New Member - Mazz9339
From: C-flat
Date: 15 Mar 04 - 02:53 AM

Welcome Mazz9339





Place-mat, jOhn. It's a place-mat.




Frankly I'd be surprised if we see Mazzs' name round here again after reading this!
C-flat.

Subject: RE: Welcome New Member - Mazz9339
From: fat B****rd
Date: 15 Mar 04 - 02:59 AM

Welcome. Have fun.

Subject: RE: Welcome New Member - Mazz9339
From: Hrothgar
Date: 15 Mar 04 - 03:06 AM

Does mazz9339 really exist?

Has mazz9339 seen all this garbage and had second thoughts (how does one resign from Mudcat?)?

Brucie, take your tablets.

J9ohn, I'm a tax inspector. Just watch it.

Subject: RE: Welcome New Member - Mazz9339
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 15 Mar 04 - 06:50 AM

welcome Mazz9339 (any friend of Max's must be a good bloke) - there's lotsa' great info here, lotsa' excellent folks & lotsa' fun, too!

As you saw, Mudcat is addictive.

sandra

Subject: RE: Welcome New Member - Mazz9339
From: Leadfingers
Date: 15 Mar 04 - 07:11 AM

And we arent ALL as Mad as Joh9n and Bruce Mazz. Welcome to the Madhouse , put up a profile , and we will see you in the Chatrrom .

Subject: RE: Welcome New Member - Mazz9339
From: scouse
Date: 15 Mar 04 - 07:41 AM

welcome Mazz..............stay tuned!!!!

Subject: RE: Welcome New Member - Mazz9339
From: greg stephens
Date: 15 Mar 04 - 08:35 AM

Mazz: welcome, stick around. Do try to humour JOhn from Hull, he used to be Professor of Assyrian Cuisine at the University of Green Ginger, till the unfortunate bizarre food-related accident. We let him hang out here, he is quite harmless, and occasionally even amusing.

Subject: RE: Welcome New Member - Mazz9339
From: AKA WhistlePig
Date: 15 Mar 04 - 03:59 PM

Hello all
knowing max all this time i regret not being a mudcatter sooner
there is some incredible stuff going on here
i fancy myself a fingerpicker and look forward to learning and possibly imparting any wisdom on the subject
brucie-mazz is short for mazzarelli if your colleague happens to be my kin
feel free to pass on the assyrian recipes

Subject: RE: Welcome New Member - Mazz9339
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 15 Mar 04 - 04:26 PM

welcome Mazz. If you've been friends with Max a long time you should be able to handle this place. Except - (and remember - you HAVE been warned) steer clear of Cletus, Paw and "the boys" - especially Reg, Reg, and Reg. (Reg - all three of him, give Canadians a bad name)

Subject: RE: Welcome New Member - Mazz9339
From: Peace
Date: 15 Mar 04 - 04:58 PM

Super to meet you, Mazz.

Bruce Murdoch

Subject: RE: Welcome New Member - Mazz9339
From: Ben Dover
Date: 16 Mar 04 - 03:50 AM

Hello mazz99999.