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BS: Misread Threads

Rapparee 05 Nov 11 - 06:56 PM
Rapparee 04 Nov 11 - 07:04 PM
frogprince 03 Nov 11 - 08:02 PM
wysiwyg 11 Sep 11 - 07:55 AM
GUEST,Grishka 30 Jun 11 - 11:50 AM
wysiwyg 30 Jun 11 - 09:11 AM
Rapparee 14 Jun 11 - 10:49 AM
GUEST,Patsy 02 Jun 11 - 09:04 AM
GUEST,Alan Whittle 02 Jun 11 - 06:01 AM
Donuel 01 Jun 11 - 07:02 AM
GUEST,Patsy 01 Jun 11 - 06:50 AM
Rapparee 31 May 11 - 10:36 PM
wysiwyg 31 May 11 - 01:58 PM
GUEST,Peter Laban 31 May 11 - 12:51 PM
Rapparee 30 May 11 - 03:53 PM
MGM·Lion 30 May 11 - 09:19 AM
wysiwyg 29 May 11 - 11:10 PM
GUEST,Guest from Sanity 26 May 11 - 01:33 PM
Donuel 26 May 11 - 01:18 PM
wysiwyg 26 May 11 - 10:12 AM
wysiwyg 25 May 11 - 10:13 PM
BrooklynJay 30 Apr 11 - 01:31 PM
wysiwyg 30 Apr 11 - 10:56 AM
Rapparee 08 Apr 11 - 06:19 PM
wysiwyg 07 Apr 11 - 07:05 PM
Rapparee 24 Mar 11 - 08:27 PM
wysiwyg 24 Mar 11 - 07:21 PM
wysiwyg 09 Mar 11 - 08:29 PM
wysiwyg 20 Dec 10 - 09:34 AM
wysiwyg 21 Nov 10 - 12:18 PM
Rapparee 09 Nov 10 - 10:15 AM
wysiwyg 08 Nov 10 - 09:37 PM
Rapparee 07 Nov 10 - 07:54 PM
GUEST,Grishka 31 Oct 10 - 07:09 AM
GUEST,Guest from Sanity 31 Oct 10 - 03:25 AM
wysiwyg 30 Oct 10 - 10:38 PM
Rapparee 30 Oct 10 - 10:02 PM
wysiwyg 30 Oct 10 - 11:27 AM
Rapparee 30 Oct 10 - 11:16 AM
wysiwyg 30 Oct 10 - 08:36 AM
wysiwyg 06 Oct 10 - 02:08 PM
wysiwyg 02 Oct 10 - 04:51 PM
wysiwyg 21 Sep 10 - 08:30 PM
Micca 13 Sep 10 - 04:28 PM
wysiwyg 13 Sep 10 - 11:20 AM
wysiwyg 08 Sep 10 - 10:39 AM
The Fooles Troupe 29 Aug 10 - 09:59 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Nov 11 - 06:56 PM

Folk Trap


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Nov 11 - 07:04 PM

Screwing Man Appears In Terrible Scam

(BS: Screaming Man Appears in Testicle Scan)


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: frogprince
Date: 03 Nov 11 - 08:02 PM

Screaming man appears in testicle scam


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 11 Sep 11 - 07:55 AM

Music Solves a Sewage Problem

(Music Solves a Savage Problem)

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: GUEST,Grishka
Date: 30 Jun 11 - 11:50 AM

Was:
BS: More quakes in Chch
read:
BS: More Quakers in church


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 30 Jun 11 - 09:11 AM

Help me get 'exposure' with e-sex song?

Help me get 'exposure' for ex-sex song?


(Help me get 'exposure' for e-sex song?)

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Jun 11 - 10:49 AM

BS:Cruelty at trooping the colon

Ah....


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: GUEST,Patsy
Date: 02 Jun 11 - 09:04 AM

Misread Threats!


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: GUEST,Alan Whittle
Date: 02 Jun 11 - 06:01 AM

Lyric reqd: I shall not piss this way again (Rod McKuen)


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Donuel
Date: 01 Jun 11 - 07:02 AM

Dr, Who truths about Fox gettin unrine smell outta carpet studying memorial day stories in Guam


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: GUEST,Patsy
Date: 01 Jun 11 - 06:50 AM

It's quite easy to misread a thread, no glasses, screen glare, migraine, hangover......


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 31 May 11 - 10:36 PM

BS: 1 in 10 Mudcatters are delicious.

(BS: 1 in 10 Mudcatters are dyslexic.)


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 31 May 11 - 01:58 PM

LOLOLOLOL>>>>>..........

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: GUEST,Peter Laban
Date: 31 May 11 - 12:51 PM

gun has to quit smoking


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 May 11 - 03:53 PM

BS: How can DNA terrorize a person?

(BS: How can DNA convict a person?)


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: MGM·Lion
Date: 30 May 11 - 09:19 AM

Here are two recent candidates ~~

Perversion of U.S. Constitution & Values

Spanking new Nigerian Scam


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 29 May 11 - 11:10 PM

Lyr Req: The Loo Song from that scene in Jaws


(Lyr Req: song from that scene in Jaws/Lyr Req: The Loo Song (from The Corries)

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 26 May 11 - 01:33 PM

That explains it!!..now I feel better!!

GfS


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Donuel
Date: 26 May 11 - 01:18 PM

Why should anyone mis read threads?


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 26 May 11 - 10:12 AM

My first white attempt

(My first website attempt)

(I had just been doing some anti-racism correspondence about reparations, but no-- it was too good to be true!)

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 25 May 11 - 10:13 PM

BS: The Rapture: ... Mudville Style...

(BS: The Rapture: Saturday May 21st 2011/BS: 'The Dozens'.. Mudville Style...

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: BrooklynJay
Date: 30 Apr 11 - 01:31 PM

BS: Polio season starts May 1

(BS: Polo season starts May 1)


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 30 Apr 11 - 10:56 AM

Any comic book readers here ?         
Bullock Smithy         
Stan Lee songs

Both a namegame and a misread threads group-- cuz it's actually Stan GEE songs.

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Apr 11 - 06:19 PM

BS: Chemtrails Contrails & Entrails

(BS: Chemtrails Contrails & Entails)


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 07 Apr 11 - 07:05 PM

BS: If you talk to your pants, ......

(BS: If you talk to your plants, ......)


I'd have opened THAT one!

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Mar 11 - 08:27 PM

BS: Fired for not believing in Italy

instead of

BS: Fired for not believing in hell

Don't ask, because I don't know why I read it that way. I've never even BEEN to Italy.


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 24 Mar 11 - 07:21 PM

BS: Where do all the penises go?
(BS: Where do all the pens go?)

Silly, everyone knows they went to the Pen Ilends. Or, "everyone knows they went to Pen Island."

~Susan-on-son's-puder


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 09 Mar 11 - 08:29 PM

Why would you sing Peggy and the Soldier?

(Would you sing Peggy and the Soldier)

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 20 Dec 10 - 09:34 AM

Hubby traveling in wintry weather for ministry, so:

Advent Weather Event Cancellations         


(Adverse Weather Event Cancellations /Obit: Don Van Vliet (Captain Beefheart) 1941-2010

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 21 Nov 10 - 12:18 PM

BS: We've never Told you so!

(BS: We've never had it so good. Told you so!)

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Nov 10 - 10:15 AM

Well, I finally did it. Misread two in a row and combined them!

BS: Start Drooling Ladies-Connery Nude Found         

and

BS: Rhubarb juice

became:

Start Drooling Ladies -- Rhubarb juice found


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 08 Nov 10 - 09:37 PM

BS: What get's you toungued???

(BS: What get's you torqued???)

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Nov 10 - 07:54 PM

BS: Turning into my parents. I am my father.

became

BS: Turning in my pants. I am fatter.


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: GUEST,Grishka
Date: 31 Oct 10 - 07:09 AM

Man of Double Deed -> Man of Double Reed

(oboe, bassoon ...; here, I couldn't resist to write an entry.)


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 31 Oct 10 - 03:25 AM

My Word!!..We've reached the point of discussing collapsed colons!?..That is some tight shit, we're in!

GfS


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 30 Oct 10 - 10:38 PM

The only way I knew this was wrong and not a MudJoke-- I know beekeeping.

BS: Possible cause of CCD - Colon Collapse Disorder

(BS: Possible cause of CCD-Colony Collapse Disorder)

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Oct 10 - 10:02 PM

BS: Possible cause of CCD-Colony Collapse Disorder

became

BS: Possible cause of CCD-Colon Collapse Disorder


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 30 Oct 10 - 11:27 AM

Keith Richards in the box

(Keith Richards on the box)

Penalty box, hockey-- image too funny

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Oct 10 - 11:16 AM

BS: Invest in your pot dealer =

BS: Investigate your pot dealer


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 30 Oct 10 - 08:36 AM

BS: True Test of a Midchuck

(BS: Happy Birthday Midchuck         
BS: True Test of an Atheist)

Not a comment, just that my eyes were crossed and I conflated the two threads.

~Susan


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 06 Oct 10 - 02:08 PM

BS: Tea Party = Flavored Economic Model

(BS: Tea Party = Flawed Economic Model)

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 02 Oct 10 - 04:51 PM

BS: ? Raise the voltage age to....

(BS: ? Raise the voting age to....)

(So it's NOT about capital punishment?)

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 21 Sep 10 - 08:30 PM

BS: Jon Stewarts 'Rally to Reduce Sanity'

(BS: Jon Stewarts 'Rally to Restore Sanity')

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Micca
Date: 13 Sep 10 - 04:28 PM

All week i have been "reading"

Burning Koreans!!!!!

of course it should be
Burning Korans


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 13 Sep 10 - 11:20 AM

Bude Session 14 Sleep with Valmai!

nonononono0000....!

Bude Session 14 Sep with Valmai!

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 08 Sep 10 - 10:39 AM

BS: A Thought (protecting mosquitoes)

BS: A Thought (protecting mosques)

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 29 Aug 10 - 09:59 PM

Snot the Whitby Concertina Player ... 'nuff said ....


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 29 Aug 10 - 05:16 PM

LOL!

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Ebbie
Date: 29 Aug 10 - 02:00 PM

You too,Susan? I kept reading it as How to stop cats/dogs from FONDLING your lawns.


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 28 Aug 10 - 06:44 PM

BS: How to stop hotdogs from fouling your lawns

(Homer & Jethro / How to stop cats/dogs from fouling your lawns)

~S~


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