BS: Who will win Wimbledon?

Subject: BS: Who will win Wimbledon?
From: s6k
Date: 19 Jun 04 - 06:20 AM

i hope not andy roddick i hate him.

i hope agassi wins, but it will probably be hewitt or bloody roddick.

and i also hate the williams sisters. i hope they dont win anything.

who do you think will win this year? and remember - not henman!! cos he gets to the semi finals and then loses!! every year!

Subject: RE: BS: Who will win Wimbledon?
From: Rasener
Date: 19 Jun 04 - 07:47 AM

It definately won't be any British Player. we haven't got anybody good enough.

Subject: RE: BS: Who will win Wimbledon?
From: Ellenpoly
Date: 19 Jun 04 - 08:14 AM

I'm tickled that Martina got a wild card. I'll now actually enjoy watching again this year...maybe she can play the boys as well?

..xx..e

Subject: RE: BS: Who will win Wimbledon?
From: Peace
Date: 19 Jun 04 - 05:50 PM

Is this darts or soccer?

Subject: RE: BS: Who will win Wimbledon?
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 19 Jun 04 - 06:49 PM

I dunno. Is it a wet T shirt contest? Where does it happen? I would tune in if it is wet T shirts, eh?

Subject: RE: BS: Who will win Wimbledon?
From: s6k
Date: 19 Jun 04 - 08:11 PM

theres a girl from hull who has a wildcard. im from hull too

Subject: RE: BS: Who will win Wimbledon?
From: Peace
Date: 19 Jun 04 - 08:18 PM

Hey, B DR B R, I don't think we're being taken seriously. Ya twit. It isn't T-shirts fer crissake, it's mud wrestling. They have lots of pubs in France where the Wimbledon Mudwrestling Championship takes place.

Wildcard (ba boom bomm bboom ba bom)
You make my--

Anyway, stop giving Canadians a bad name. They'll think we're stupid or somethin'.

Subject: RE: BS: Who will win Wimbledon?
From: jimmyt
Date: 19 Jun 04 - 11:25 PM

John.............is that you?????????????   come take your medicine now, that's a good lad

Subject: RE: BS: Who will win Wimbledon?
From: alanabit
Date: 20 Jun 04 - 04:50 AM

I think we can comfortably predict that no British player will win anything. I am always surprised how many Brits who are clearly not up to the standard have been allowed to compete. This is palpably unfair to those of other nationalities who are of the standard and don't get a place. Are other countries this biased?

Subject: RE: BS: Who will win Wimbledon?
From: Strollin' Johnny
Date: 20 Jun 04 - 05:09 AM

Who cares? A circus of performing seals who play each other over and over again (even practice against one another, duh!) on the 'tour' for ridiculous amounts of money, just to give the girlie-squealers and the strawberries-and-cream set a good feeling about themselves.

They should drop it, along with Golf, from TV in favour of more cricket, a proper sport.

J :0)

Subject: RE: BS: Who will win Wimbledon?
From: sledge
Date: 20 Jun 04 - 05:17 AM

Venus Williams will win the womens and her sister will stand a good chance of winning the mens.

Sorry, couldn't help myself.

Subject: RE: BS: Who will win Wimbledon?
From: s6k
Date: 20 Jun 04 - 07:44 AM

cricket is rubbish

Subject: RE: BS: Who will win Wimbledon?
From: Peace
Date: 20 Jun 04 - 11:48 AM

Crickets are chirpy little insects and one can tell the temperature based on the number of chirps they make over a period of time.

Subject: RE: BS: Who will win Wimbledon?
From: Peace
Date: 20 Jun 04 - 11:50 AM

The number of cricket chirps heard in fifteen seconds plus 48 is the approximate temperature of the cricket's environment in Fahrenheit.

Cool, huh? Or warm, huh?

Subject: RE: BS: Who will win Wimbledon?
From: sledge
Date: 20 Jun 04 - 11:55 AM

Do we have crickets that work in Centigrade?

Subject: RE: BS: Who will win Wimbledon?
From: Peace
Date: 20 Jun 04 - 12:18 PM

(F - 32) x .56 = Centigrade

Subject: RE: BS: Who will win Wimbledon?
From: Peace
Date: 20 Jun 04 - 12:18 PM

. . . and there ya have it, by Jiminy!

Subject: RE: BS: Who will win Wimbledon?
From: sledge
Date: 20 Jun 04 - 12:29 PM

Haha

Subject: RE: BS: Who will win Wimbledon?
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 20 Jun 04 - 01:17 PM

MUD WRASSLIN??? Flippin' A! I could go fer that, eh? I have herd about French wommin too, and I would like to go there anytime except my French ain't too good. So I would have to use sign languages.

BDiBR

Subject: RE: BS: Who will win Wimbledon?
From: Peace
Date: 20 Jun 04 - 01:45 PM

BD i BR,

I have been horsing around, and I am very pleased that no one has taken me to task for it. Actually, I think Wimbledon is the yearly billiards classic that takes place in Scotland at St Andrew's by the Sea. People go around hitting their balls into holes (OUCH). They have caddies to pass them their cues, and when they get the cue, they throw it at the board. If it sticks, they get to drink some beer. This may sound a bit confusing. It is easier to understand after a few Molson Canadians.

Subject: RE: BS: Who will win Wimbledon?
From: s6k
Date: 20 Jun 04 - 02:11 PM

starts tomorrow folks... its very rainy in hull so i wonder if its ok down in laandan...

Subject: RE: BS: Who will win Wimbledon?
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 20 Jun 04 - 03:54 PM

So, like, how do you know when yer wimble is done?

- BDiBR

Subject: RE: BS: Who will win Wimbledon?
From: Peace
Date: 20 Jun 04 - 04:09 PM

I think an English person will have to answer that. They often say, "It's just not don." I figger if they know when it just isn't, then they'll know when it just is. Maybe they know, eh?

Subject: RE: BS: Who will win Wimbledon?
From: Peace
Date: 20 Jun 04 - 04:11 PM

Here's the e.

Subject: RE: BS: Who will win Wimbledon?
From: GUEST,Hugh Jampton
Date: 21 Jun 04 - 11:46 AM

Who will win Wimbledon?? Is it up for grabs in a raffle or draw or something?? If so, I`ll buy a ticket!

Subject: RE: BS: Who will win Wimbledon?
From: s6k
Date: 21 Jun 04 - 08:50 PM

how do you plan to get it home though?

Subject: RE: BS: Who will win Wimbledon?
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 21 Jun 04 - 09:27 PM

i;m not bothered who wins, because its rubbish.

Subject: RE: BS: Who will win Wimbledon?
From: s6k
Date: 22 Jun 04 - 06:43 AM

im going to win.

<---- stole a wildcard entry

Subject: RE: BS: Who will win Wimbledon?
From: GUEST
Date: 22 Jun 04 - 07:44 AM

MARTINA

Subject: RE: BS: Who will win Wimbledon?
From: Wolfgang
Date: 22 Jun 04 - 12:00 PM

Hingis?

Wolfgang

Subject: RE: BS: Who will win Wimbledon?
From: el ted
Date: 22 Jun 04 - 12:09 PM

After much careful thought, I have come to the conclusion that Wimbledon will be won by a tennis player.

Subject: RE: BS: Who will win Wimbledon?
From: s6k
Date: 22 Jun 04 - 06:43 PM

its amazing.. i never thought of it like that Ted
Wow.

i think youre right you know, as well ted... you might just be onto something.

then again.. you could just be wrong, but it is interesting thought, well done.

Subject: RE: BS: Who will win Wimbledon?
From: Peace
Date: 22 Jun 04 - 07:03 PM

Tennis player? In a golf tournament? Get real.

Subject: RE: BS: Who will win Wimbledon?
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 22 Jun 04 - 07:18 PM

As usual the winner will be.......
.......
.....


....the person who wins the last point of the competition. You may think that rather simplistic but I guess I have no real idea who will win..at least no more idea than anyone else.

Subject: RE: BS: Who will win Wimbledon?
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 23 Jun 04 - 10:20 AM

The Wombles

Subject: RE: BS: Who will win Wimbledon?
From: mack/misophist
Date: 24 Jun 04 - 01:03 AM

Given the face that I am not entered and will not be competing, Who cares?

Subject: RE: BS: Who will win Wimbledon?
From: GUEST,Paranoid Android
Date: 24 Jun 04 - 09:52 PM

I tuned in today and the commentators were in a frenzy about a major disaster on the centre court. It transpired that that the umpire had wrongly awarded a point against Venus Williams. It brought me back to The Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy when a chesterfield couch materialised on the grass at Lords Cricket Ground.

Subject: RE: BS: Who will win Wimbledon?
From: s6k
Date: 25 Jun 04 - 04:07 AM

i think dave bryant is right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

awarding points against venus williams - like s/he needs it, and also, they should have awarded the entire set against her. i will give £100 to anyone who knocks her out of wimbledon

Subject: RE: BS: Who will win Wimbledon?
From: GUEST
Date: 25 Jun 04 - 05:20 AM

I think Tomsk will win the mens and Madame Cholet will win the womens. The winner of the mixed doubles will be Great Uncle Bulgaria and Navratilova.