BS: I LOVE GEORGE W. BUSH!!!

Subject: BS: I LOVE GEORGE W. BUSH!!!
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 09 Nov 04 - 10:38 AM

Yes, folks, it's true! Forget about all the Bush-bashing I've done around here in the past. I have changed my ways! I have seen the light!

I LOVE GEORGE W. BUSH!!!

There! I have now made my declaration in a public forum for any and all to see. So, now, when the Brown-Shirts come around wanting to drag my old-hippie ass off to the re-education camp, I can just pop over here to the 'Cat and show them that:

I LOVE GEORGE W. BUSH!!!

And, furthermore, by posting my declaration on this notoriously pinko website I can show them that I have tried to spread the message to all you left-wingers. Yes, you too can love George W. Bush! It's easy! And it feels so good to not have to carry all those unnecessary IQ points around any more.

God! Do I ever feel great now! It's almost as good as when I scraped the Kerry/Edwards bumper sticker from my window last Wednesday. It's probably exactly the same as Winston felt at the end of 1984 when he finally admitted that he loved Big Brother. And it'll feel even better when I stop by the Election Supervisor's office today and change my party affiliation from that nasty old backwards-thinking out-of-touch-with-the-people Democratic Party to the one true party: The GOP!

Who would have ever thought Nirvana could be so easy to achieve? Just let go and let Bush!

Let me repeat:

I LOVE GEORGE W. BUSH!!!

Subject: RE: BS: I LOVE GEORGE W. BUSH!!!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 09 Nov 04 - 10:49 AM

An anagram of WEE ROUGH EVIL BOGS, so don't send him here to Scotland as we have enough.
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: I LOVE GEORGE W. BUSH!!!
From: GUEST,Karl Vore
Date: 09 Nov 04 - 10:58 AM

It is now official George W Bush is a genius and everone here is an aging hippie communist.

CNN and their think tank guests are now calling the Bush campaign genius.
The genius of using religious faith, be it devout or fanatical as a political tool was not invented by George W Bush or Karl Rove. Neither is vote tampering a genius invention.

I invite historians to chime in with examples of regiemes that have successfully accomplished a state religious fundamentalist following or other vote tampering victories.

If genius is as genius does, I would like to learn what the administration has done that is truly genius. The largest fattest federal government ever? More control over the states? Is it me or are these the old pinko plans we were taught to fear from communism?

The religious right political movement is now claiming an 81% victory using numbers in ther own lego style of statisical innovation.
81% victory may still be conservative compared to other measuring sticks.

If we use the number of CNN employed talking heads, including liberals like Begalah, we arrive at a 100% agreement that the election was won fair and square.

I have to concur that corporate america has pandered to fundamentalists by portraying the election was basicly between Saddam Hussein/Kerry lovers and Jesus/Bush.

It is all rather biblical you know...The more Muslim fundamentalist sponsored terror the heartland is taught to fear,
the more Christian fundamentalists will support a crusade.. any crusade led by the disciple of Jesus.

Who among us did not see it coming?

"Choose your enemies well for thou shall become like them"
JC

Subject: RE: BS: I LOVE GEORGE W. BUSH!!!
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 09 Nov 04 - 11:06 AM

Thanks for the anagram, Giok. Another anagram for "I love George W. Bush" is "I grove huge elbows" which makes absolutely no sense at all. But, that's oaky because "I love George W. Bush" doesn't make any sense either.

Subject: RE: BS: I LOVE GEORGE W. BUSH!!!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 09 Nov 04 - 11:20 AM

Dear Karl have you given any thought to the Spanish inquisition? As a means of inspiring religious fervour it had few equals.
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: I LOVE GEORGE W. BUSH!!!
From: GUEST,Chief Chaos
Date: 09 Nov 04 - 02:30 PM

Now you've done it!

You should have used the word LIKE!

You shall now be processed with all the lesbians and gays that the Publicans are so afraid of. Better get your pink triangle for your jacket, it's only a matter of time!

Subject: RE: BS: I LOVE GEORGE W. BUSH!!!
From: Amos
Date: 09 Nov 04 - 02:35 PM

Farewell, ole pal. May we meet again in a better place, where no-one has to sell their soul, sell out to the forces of ignorance and stupidity, or be ruled by fascistic reactionaries.

A

Subject: RE: BS: I LOVE GEORGE W. BUSH!!!
From: GUEST,Frank
Date: 09 Nov 04 - 02:41 PM

This is Grover Norquist's plan. Let the Dems becom comfortable with the Bush Putsch. Allow 'em to buy stock. Pat 'em on the head. Domestic these wild animals.

Frank

Subject: RE: BS: I LOVE GEORGE W. BUSH!!!
From: George Papavgeris
Date: 09 Nov 04 - 02:51 PM

Aahh, but does George W Bush love YOU? No, he doesn't. Because he loves ME!

So stew in your unrequited love bee-dubya-ell. George is mine. Mine I tell you, MINE!

Subject: RE: BS: I LOVE GEORGE W. BUSH!!!
From: *Laura*
Date: 09 Nov 04 - 03:52 PM

entrepeneur.

and i shall keep on saying it.
wow he's stupid

Subject: RE: BS: I LOVE GEORGE W. BUSH!!!
From: Peace
Date: 09 Nov 04 - 05:00 PM

Be still my beating heart.

Subject: RE: BS: I LOVE GEORGE W. BUSH!!!
From: GUEST,Boab
Date: 09 Nov 04 - 05:03 PM

Bee-Dubya-Ell----PERVERT!

Subject: RE: BS: I LOVE GEORGE W. BUSH!!!
From: kendall
Date: 09 Nov 04 - 08:20 PM

So, another 4 years of lies and bumbling. Corporate America just made the last payment on our democracy, and the right wing whackos helped them.
So, when does the witch burning begin?

Subject: RE: BS: I LOVE GEORGE W. BUSH!!!
From: *Laura*
Date: 10 Nov 04 - 04:28 PM

entrepreneur

Subject: RE: BS: I LOVE GEORGE W. BUSH!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Nov 04 - 01:27 AM

"We love you, Big Brother!" (cheer wildly and hurl Noam Chomsky books into the fire...)

Subject: RE: BS: I LOVE GEORGE W. BUSH!!!
From: GUEST,Akim
Date: 11 Nov 04 - 01:29 AM

I have an even bigger admission to make:

I like to suck Terrorist cock

Subject: RE: BS: I LOVE GEORGE W. BUSH!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Nov 04 - 01:34 AM

I guess someone had better tell Bush and Blair to stay zipped up, then...them being the biggest ones around. The biggest terrorists, I mean, not their...you know.

The biggest terrorist is the terrorist who commands the most destructive firepower, has the most WMD's, invades the most countries, tells the most lies, and kills the most people. That's how it works.

Subject: RE: BS: I LOVE GEORGE W. BUSH!!!
From: GUEST,AKgrown
Date: 11 Nov 04 - 05:12 PM

The witch-burning will begin after the Patriot Act is passed, our rights are "temporarily" postponed, certain newspaper corps. will be shut down for "terrorrist" activity, certain people that expressed their opinions were taken away for "terrorrist" activity, then the blackmail comes.

Oh- and hey, while we're burning the witches, why not burn the liberals as well?

AKgrown

Subject: RE: BS: I LOVE GEORGE W. BUSH!!!
From: *Laura*
Date: 11 Nov 04 - 05:27 PM

I spect there'll be an actual Death by Burning Act at some point. (burn gays, the french, entrepreneurs, liberals, women who want abortions - that sort of thing)

Subject: RE: BS: I LOVE GEORGE W. BUSH!!!
From: GUEST,Frank
Date: 12 Nov 04 - 05:21 PM

George W. Putsch. Amerika uber alles!

Subject: RE: BS: I LOVE GEORGE W. BUSH!!!
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 12 Nov 04 - 11:09 PM

So, the perfect way for me to wind up a Republican...

Me- I love bush!
Republican- Well, i'm so glad you've finally seen the light, young lady! We all love Dubya round here!
Me- No, not George Bush...just....bush..
Republican- Huh? You liberal commie pinko faggot! Ah, well i suppose there's no chance of you needing an abortion, then. That's's one good thing.
Me- Actually, i screw guys too. But i do use...
REpublican- No! Don't say it! Don't use the c word!
ME- CONDOMS!!!!!
*Republican dies of a suspected liberalism overdose*
Me- Ah, well...it's all in a days work...OH MY GAWD!
*REpublican rises from his deathbed in hideous zombie mode*
Republican- Can i have some money, please?
Me- NO you bloody well can't!
REpublican- Give me some money please or i'll shoot you...
Me- Bugger off! You're dead!
Republican- Well, so i am! Am i in heaven?
Me- No, you idiot! You're in hell...and i'm satan!
*i produce pitchfork and mercilessly prod Republicans arse*
Republican- Argh!
Me- Didn't you know the afterlife is run by women? You are so gonna regret p[issing us off!
*prod*
Argh!
*prod*
Argh! ad infinitum...

Subject: RE: BS: I LOVE GEORGE W. BUSH!!!
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 13 Nov 04 - 12:18 AM

Just to even the score a bit...
Me- I love bush!
Democrat- Bush is a sexist term
Me- You liberal commie pinko faggot!
*prod*
argh!
*prod*
Argh!...

Step over, Shakespeare...:0)

Subject: RE: BS: I LOVE GEORGE W. BUSH!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Nov 04 - 09:34 AM

LOL! From George Bush to low humour...

Subject: RE: BS: I LOVE GEORGE W. BUSH!!!
From: Amos
Date: 13 Nov 04 - 10:26 AM

...is a step up.


A

Subject: RE: BS: I LOVE GEORGE W. BUSH!!!
From: akenaton
Date: 13 Nov 04 - 01:30 PM

BI.....Hilarious........Are you really only 71?

Subject: RE: BS: I LOVE GEORGE W. BUSH!!!
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 13 Nov 04 - 02:50 PM

Actually i'm ten, but don't let word get out or they won't sell me smokes....

Subject: RE: BS: I LOVE GEORGE W. BUSH!!!
From: catspaw49
Date: 13 Nov 04 - 03:10 PM

Yes, the rallying cry has not changed much. Before the Republicans were chanting, "FOUR MORE YEARS" and now the Democrats are chanting, "ONLY FOUR MORE YEARS." I am hoping that isn't TOO long as I am somewhat troubled to have a bible thumping Revelations believer in the White House. There is a certain convenience in having a man who believes as the bible states that the Apocalypse will begin in the middle east, in a position to precipitate the action.

Besides, I like to laugh and although Kerry presented a nice target, probably over half of the comedians in this country would have become unemployed had Kerry been elected. Having the role model for Alfred E. Neuman in the the Oval Office is a blessing for every stand-up comic in the country.

Not to mention that having Dumbya as President is reassuring to the rest of the world. They already believe that Americans are gluttonous, cruel, wasteful, and stupid, and it has been our privilege to assure them they are correct.

And who else would provide such a limp-dick mamalucca to give Tony Blair blow jobs?

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: I LOVE GEORGE W. BUSH!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Nov 04 - 03:26 PM

Well put, Spaw. You have summed it up admirably.

Subject: RE: BS: I LOVE GEORGE W. BUSH!!!
From: *Laura*
Date: 13 Nov 04 - 04:59 PM

Just imagine all the fun we wouldn't have had on here had Kerry been elected!

(I'm not changing my tune - only trying to find a silver lining)

Subject: RE: BS: I LOVE GEORGE W. BUSH!!!
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 13 Nov 04 - 06:16 PM

Kerry- Wahay! I've been elected!
Me- You're still going to hell.
Kerry- But...but i'm a democrat!
Me- You're still a capitalist b*****d...
Kerry- Oh, right so i guess Communists go to heaven then!?
Me- Good lord, no! We tried that! What do you suppose they did? They only started demanding equal distribition of clouds! THose guys are riding on the fast train to Hades, just like you!
Kerry- Argh! I don't want to go to hell with all the Commies! Can i change my mind? I promise i'll behave...
Me- Ha! You think? One more flip-flop and you're going to purgatory...and you'll never guess who's in charge there...
Kerry- Who?
Me- YOur wife!
Kerry- ARGHGHGHARGHAHHHHHHHHH!!! ARGHEEEEEEEEEEEE! ARGHI! ARGH!

Subject: RE: BS: I LOVE GEORGE W. BUSH!!!
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 13 Nov 04 - 06:51 PM

Please note that i, as Satan, have no particular political leanings. Anyone gets offended, i shall send my minions out to eat your soul.

Love and jellybabies, Satan
xxx

Subject: RE: BS: I LOVE GEORGE W. BUSH!!!
From: akenaton
Date: 13 Nov 04 - 07:24 PM

Iv seen Hell!!   It stands on a hill and looks like the Colluseum.

Subject: RE: BS: I LOVE GEORGE W. BUSH!!!
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 13 Nov 04 - 09:45 PM

Nah, i live there. It's a horrid place, all full of politicians an businessmen. I asked for a transfer, but that Gabriel got there first. Maybe next time, eh?

Subject: RE: BS: I LOVE GEORGE W. BUSH!!!
From: GUEST
Date: 24 Nov 04 - 10:45 PM

FUCK BUSH! I HATE THAT ASSHOLE. WHY CAN'T YOU SEE THAT YOU ARE ALL BEING LIED TO? BUSH IS JUST A SICIOPATH WHO FUCKED OVER THIS ONCE GREAT COUNTRY FOR PERSONAL GAIN! HE CALLED HIMSELF THE WAR PRESIDENT BEFORE HE CHEATED THE ELECTION AND STARTED 2 POINTLESS WARS, HE RUINED OUR ECONOMY AND YOU PEOPLE TRUST HIM! HOW CAN YOU TRUST SOMEONE THAT IS TRYING TO TAKE AWAY OUR RIGHTS AS AMERICANS? HOW CAN YOY LOVE SOMEONE THAT SAYS WHAT HE'S TRYING TO FREE THE IRAQUI PEOPLE FROM AN EVIL DICTATOR AND THEN BOMB THE VERRY PEOPLE HE CLAIMED TO PROTECT? (STARTING WITH A HOSPITAL)BUSH DOESN'T CARE ABOUT US, HE THROWS AWAY OUR LIVES SO HE CAN CONTENUE CHEATING AND LYING. SHAME ON BUSH FOR USING A TRAGETY FOR GAINING POPULARITY, (REMEMBER VIETNAM?) HE DOES NOT DESERVE THE PRESIDENCY YET YOU PEOPLE VOTED TO RE-ELECT HIM! GOD SAVE US FROM YOUR FOLLOWERS.

Subject: RE: BS: I LOVE GEORGE W. BUSH!!!
From: Boab
Date: 24 Nov 04 - 10:59 PM

AKENATON--what has McCaig's Folly at Oban got to do wi' this??

Subject: RE: BS: I LOVE GEORGE W. BUSH!!!
From: Peace
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 12:29 AM

I moderately dislike President Bush. Sorry to take the thread off track.

Subject: RE: BS: I LOVE GEORGE W. BUSH!!!
From: Tam the Bam (Nutter)
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 03:22 PM

POOR SOD

Subject: RE: BS: I LOVE GEORGE W. BUSH!!!
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 03:25 PM

"AKENATON--what has McCaig's Folly at Oban got to do wi' this??"

Absolutely nothing. It's the only part of Oban that isn't hellish.

Subject: RE: BS: I LOVE GEORGE W. BUSH!!!
From: *Laura*
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 05:38 PM

entrepreneur!!!

Subject: RE: BS: I LOVE GEORGE W. BUSH!!!
From: GUEST,Frank
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 06:35 PM

Bush is operating on an outmoded premise, that we have to punish those who disagree with him. Democracy is not about punishment but about fairness and equality. It's about treating people around the world with the guiding principles of our country, a right to vote, a right to live comfortably, a right for inclusion of all our citizens, a right to a decent standard of living with health care, a tolerance and understanding that makes us progressive and a right to free speech and to disagree with our government without reprisals. This is the American way.

When newspapers, radio and TV stations report only that which is safe and answer only to the corporate powers that finance them, they are not
truly reflective of an open society with real freedoms. When dissent is repressed, this is indicative of an undemocratic society. This is what Tom Paine wrote about in his "Age of Reason".

When a pre-emptive war based on false premises inflicts damage on a foreign country, we need to re-evaluate what America really stands for.
We are not an oppressor even though we are being taken in that direction by an outmoded foreign policy.

Bush is just a figurehead of the past. To demonize him is futile but to realize that there is a more American enlightened way to deal with international difficulties is to reclaim our country from the fear-mongering and saber rattling.

There is someone out there in the political arena who can effectively articulate the position of justice, equality, the pursuit of happiness, the expression of free speech, the right to worship or not and the inalienable rights of every citizen regardless of race, religion, and sexual preference. Discrimination on religious grounds is what was fought against in the American Revolution.

America has always aspired to be a good neighbor in it's better moments in history. Alienation of our foreign allies is not an American principle but a power grab that benefits only a few of our more well-heeled citizenry.

It's time to replace the rigid, outmoded, narrow-minded, stringent ideologues in the government with those who have the vision and intelligence to raise the standards that we have always embraced.

Frank Hamilton

Subject: RE: BS: I LOVE GEORGE W. BUSH!!!
From: Once Famous
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 06:38 PM

Yeah, Frank. We need more of your leaders like Al Franken and Michael (fat boy) Moore.

Subject: RE: BS: I LOVE GEORGE W. BUSH!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Nov 04 - 03:12 AM

Good post, Frank. But tell me...what good is a vote when virtually all the candidates offered the public by the $ySStem are chosen by the Machine that stands behind the $ySStem...and those who aren't don't get enough funding or media exposure by the $ySStem-owned media to ever have any hope of getting elected?

What then?

What you really have in the USA, Frank, is a one-party $ySStem masquerading as a 2-party $ySStem. It hardly matters which arm of this unholy beast gets to take office when the voting is done. In Canada we have much the same thing...a one-party $ySStem masquerading as a 3 or 4-party $ySStem! It doesn't matter who we vote in...they all end up doing essentially the same thing once elected: they hand out financial favours to their rich controllers (the banks and major corporations), they sell off public assets (to those same controllers) for a quick cash grab, they reduce social services while tossing us the crumb of a phony "tax cut" (meaning: you pay 5% less tax and get 10% less actual services than you did before the "tax cut"), and things generally get worse in society.

In the UK they have a one-party $ySStem masquerading as a 3-party $ySStem. As a result, Labour (supposedly the non-Conservative party) now has a prime minister, Tony Blair, who is pursuing a Conservative agenda against the wishes of both his own party and the public!

It's a sham, Frank. Our elections in the so-called multi-party democracies are as phony as the old Communist ones in the Soviet Union were. They're just window-dressing. They're like those sets of western towns in tbe old cowboy movies. They look real from the front, but it's all just a facade.

We do NOT really live in democracies. We live in centrally-controlled robber-baron oligarchies that still have the remaining vestiges of social freedoms hanging on from a past age, but are chipping them away bit by bit while the public sleeps in front of their $ySSTem-owned televisions!

Just like in Orwell's 1984. Only a bit more subtle. You can enslave a people easily as long as you can convince them they are free even while it's happening.

Combine the $dollar and the SS-Gestapo and you've got the picture. The one feeds and protects the other. $ySStem.

Subject: RE: BS: I LOVE GEORGE W. BUSH!!!
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 26 Nov 04 - 09:26 AM

I don't love Bush, just moderatly like him. Thank God I've never had a chance to vote for him......

Subject: RE: BS: I LOVE GEORGE W. BUSH!!!
From: Amos
Date: 26 Nov 04 - 11:58 AM

Living up to ideals is a democratic notion, but it is (it seems, anyway) often honored only by neglect in other circles.

Amos

Subject: RE: BS: I LOVE GEORGE W. BUSH!!!
From: GUEST,Frank
Date: 26 Nov 04 - 12:33 PM

Hi Little Hawk,

I hear your frustration and anger. We can change the system. The Democratic Party can regain it's lost power if we don't abandon it and proclaim proudly what it stands for. A compassionate government that cares about equity for working people, equality for every citizen, parity for those who work at menial jobs supplying them with what they deserve such as health care and a minimum wage. A government
for all the people not just a privileged few. Our family values include health care for our children, decent public schools, regaining the prestige of our country in the world lost to hubris and self-serving power-war-mongering radical Neo Cons who control the government.
We can reclaim our values by getting involved and not allowing defeat through negative discourses. Keep the faith, Little Hawk.

Frank


Subject: RE: BS: I LOVE GEORGE W. BUSH!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Nov 04 - 03:12 AM

Good post, Frank. But tell me...what good is a vote when virtually all the candidates offered the public by the $ySStem are chosen by the Machine that stands behind the $ySStem...and those who aren't don't get enough funding or media exposure by the $ySStem-owned media to ever have any hope of getting elected?

What then?

What you really have in the USA, Frank, is a one-party $ySStem masquerading as a 2-party $ySStem.

Subject: RE: BS: I LOVE GEORGE W. BUSH!!!
From: GUEST,Frank
Date: 26 Nov 04 - 12:35 PM

Oh yes, Little Hawk,

We're holding their feet to the fire in Ohio. Diebold, E S&S and Sequoia are not the last answer to who wins an election.

Frank

Subject: RE: BS: I LOVE GEORGE W. BUSH!!!
From: GUEST
Date: 26 Nov 04 - 12:47 PM

George Bush has got you up to your eyes in debt.
He thought that invading Iraq might get you out of it and the complete opposite has happened.
If the US had been an "ordinary" country the IMF would have closed you down years ago.
Don't take my word - listen to Alan Greenspan - he's already calling the warnings about this unintelligent person making promises about cutting Taxes and the deficit at the same time .
If you want to live in a civilised Society cutting Taxes and the deficit at the same time can't be done - it costs money to maintain a civilised society - that money is called Tax.
There lies a fearful, bumpy, financial road ahead all because this guy has undone all Clinton's good work in balancing the books.
Just keep printing the green-backs and see where that will get you .
Still , they say you only get the Politicians you deserve.

Subject: RE: BS: I LOVE GEORGE W. BUSH!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Nov 04 - 02:11 PM

Well, I wish you the best of luck, Frank. Specially in Ohio. Nail those cheaters to the wall, because that was a faked election result.

Subject: RE: BS: I LOVE GEORGE W. BUSH!!!
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 26 Nov 04 - 02:19 PM

Sometimes, here in Hell, we like to exhibit our entrepeneurial spirit by sending some creation to Earth to shake things up a little. I would just like to state catergorically that Bush was not one of ours; even we're not that twisted. Sometimes the human race manages to screw up all by themselves- thanks, guys, you really lightened the workload!

Love and jellybabies,

Satan xxx

Subject: RE: BS: I LOVE GEORGE W. BUSH!!!
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 26 Nov 04 - 02:26 PM

P.S.- Marilyn Manson isn't one of ours either.

Subject: RE: BS: I LOVE GEORGE W. BUSH!!!
From: GUEST,Jimmy
Date: 02 Dec 04 - 08:26 PM

Bush suck you suck-ups. Wow!!! You must hate your teens cause by voting for Bush's ass to sit back into the white house youy asking for his draft ticket. Ha!!! Im a teen. Im worrying my ass off. God help us all. The only upside to this is that the end of the world will be funny... naahhh who Im I kidin nucs will be flying when he pisses eveyone off and starts WWIII. Yeaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! Go Bush!!! God Bless the End of the World!!!!