BS: When do you start to expectorate?

Subject: BS: When do you start to expectorate?
From: Once Famous
Date: 22 Nov 04 - 04:18 PM

Aaaaaaaaaaacccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

PTUI!

Subject: RE: BS: When do you start to expectorate?
From: Peace
Date: 22 Nov 04 - 04:41 PM

Same as when I start to deteriorate: just after the seventh double.

Subject: RE: BS: When do you start to expectorate?
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 22 Nov 04 - 04:46 PM

How come I guessed this was you, Martin? :-)

Keep 'em comin...

DtG

Subject: RE: BS: When do you start to expectorate?
From: Cluin
Date: 22 Nov 04 - 04:49 PM

Expect her eight what?

Subject: RE: BS: When do you start to expectorate?
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 22 Nov 04 - 05:04 PM

Shortly after i down a bottle of cough syrup in a vain attempt to get high...

Subject: RE: BS: When do you start to expectorate?
From: GUEST,Art Thieme
Date: 22 Nov 04 - 05:10 PM

Martin, I have learned not to expect-to-rate with you !!!

Art Thieme

Subject: RE: BS: When do you start to expectorate?
From: Once Famous
Date: 22 Nov 04 - 05:19 PM

Depends on the situation, Art.

It's kind of not an automatic kiss your ass thing with me, I guess.

Subject: RE: BS: When do you start to expectorate?
From: Cluin
Date: 22 Nov 04 - 06:51 PM

When do you start to defecate?

Subject: RE: BS: When do you start to expectorate?
From: Peace
Date: 22 Nov 04 - 07:31 PM

Just after the seventh double.

Subject: RE: BS: When do you start to expectorate?
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 22 Nov 04 - 07:34 PM

Shortly after i down a bottle of laxatives in a vain attempt to get high...

Subject: RE: BS: When do you start to expectorate?
From: GUEST,Art Thieme
Date: 22 Nov 04 - 08:52 PM

I wish I could defi like my sister Cate

Subject: RE: BS: When do you start to expectorate?
From: Peace
Date: 23 Nov 04 - 06:47 PM

. . . jelly on a plate

Subject: RE: BS: When do you start to expectorate?
From: JennieG
Date: 24 Nov 04 - 01:44 AM

About the time I got impreg-nate-ed-ed-ed?

I was expectorating for nine months then I gave birth.

Cheers
JennieG

Subject: RE: BS: When do you start to expectorate?
From: Fergie
Date: 24 Nov 04 - 09:14 PM

When I was young and innocent, way back in 74, I emigrated from Ireland to Australia. I was wide eyed with juvenile wonder and hungry to learn. I went into a butcher shop one day and there was a sign that said 'NO EXPECTORATING' Well I had never heard this word before so I asked the butcher what it meant and he told me it meant "NO FARTING" and I like a fool believed him. This caused no problem until one day (about three years later) I visited the doctor to get a cure for a stomach problem. I explained my problem to the doctor and out of shyness and in an attempt to be polite I didn't use the F word, I told her that I was expectorating alot and that they were very vile smelling. I'll never forget the puzzled look on her face, and when we eventually overcame the confusion, she was helpless with laughter, she couldn't stand up, she was falling about the surgery. I eventually left her rooms, better informed, with a course of anti-biotics, a very, very red face and muttering dark threats against that BOLLOCKS of a butcher. Needless to say I could never go back to face that doctor again.

Fergus

Subject: RE: BS: When do you start to expectorate?
From: open mike
Date: 24 Nov 04 - 11:28 PM

a.k.a. "hawking up a big lugie"