BS: The poem that never ends................

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From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Feb 05 - 06:36 PM

As a post of great renown...

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From: Susu's Hubby
Date: 14 Feb 05 - 08:32 PM

for a wise old midget once told us.....

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From: Little Hawk
Date: 15 Feb 05 - 12:34 AM

"Never sell your wedding gown!"

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From: Little Hawk
Date: 15 Feb 05 - 12:42 PM

While picking a basket of peppers...

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From: Layah
Date: 15 Feb 05 - 12:45 PM

I ran into a friend of mine

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From: Once Famous
Date: 15 Feb 05 - 12:49 PM

He was the most flaming homosexual I had ever known

(c'mon)

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From: Layah
Date: 15 Feb 05 - 12:51 PM

But then I thought "That's too long for that line"

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From: Susu's Hubby
Date: 15 Feb 05 - 02:47 PM

So as Martin treated him to dinner....

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From: Once Famous
Date: 15 Feb 05 - 03:48 PM

I bought him a hot dog and he immediately bent over.

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From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 15 Feb 05 - 04:22 PM

I once had a hotdog like that.

DT

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From: Susu's Hubby
Date: 15 Feb 05 - 07:38 PM

But he said, Hey big boy....how about a romp in the clover!

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From: Cluin
Date: 16 Feb 05 - 02:39 AM

I noticed a problem with scansion

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From: Teresa
Date: 16 Feb 05 - 02:58 AM

But this won't be in a book.

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From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Feb 05 - 11:22 AM

Nor will it be built as a mansion...

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From: JennyO
Date: 16 Feb 05 - 11:28 AM

With a librarian saying "Ook"

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From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Feb 05 - 11:29 AM

Now, for Chongo, that would be just perfect...

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From: Once Famous
Date: 16 Feb 05 - 11:36 AM

Okay, I know this isn't a true obituary, but maybe it is for this national sport, at least as we know it at the professional level. I also know that few folks outside of Canada (or Canadians) are interested, so please bear with me, or skip to the next thread.

For two years, the players and owners have been arguing back and forth over a new binding agreement for wages, bonuses, job security, etc. The most recent contract expired this past spring/summer, and since then the owners have locked out the players... now, on the eve of cancelling the entire season, the players' union has gone back and said, "Okay owners, you can get what you want (sorta)." But, the owners rejected that offer, wanting a little more....

that being said... does anyone care? as far as hockey fans like myself, I mean...

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From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Feb 05 - 11:43 AM

That was a commercial break. We now return to the poem...

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From: Once Famous
Date: 16 Feb 05 - 11:44 AM

what's wrong with talkin' about hockey?

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From: Layah
Date: 16 Feb 05 - 12:52 PM

(Now, for Chongo, that would be just perfect...
That was a commercial break. We now return to the poem...
what's wrong with talkin' about hockey?)

Hockey has another thread and that's its home.

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From: Susu's Hubby
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 12:36 PM

Speaking of home, I wonder.....

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From: Cluin
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 02:51 PM

Is it true what thay say about oysters?

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From: Cluin
Date: 20 Feb 05 - 06:08 PM

For I hear the sound of blue thunder

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From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 20 Feb 05 - 06:54 PM

Twenty six farting monks in the cloisters

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From: GUEST
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 05:33 AM

For to fart is such a great pleasure

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From: Georgiansilver
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 05:34 AM

It gives ones bowels ease.

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From: GUEST,Chongo chimp
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 12:06 PM

It delicately scents ones sheets

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From: Layah
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 12:10 PM

Then they ask you "who cut the cheese?"

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From: Susu's Hubby
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 02:04 PM

So when you've had enough cabbage....

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From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 02:43 PM

You can let fly a green 'un,

DT

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From: GUEST,Chongo chimp
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 04:06 PM

And poor old Mr Babbage

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From: Cluin
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 06:49 PM

Has been known to sneak out a mean `un

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From: Layah
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 06:56 PM

The winds of change...

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From: Cluin
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 06:57 PM

mean touching cloth

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From: 42
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 06:25 PM

and dropping pegs in bags,

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From: Susu's Hubby
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 06:44 PM

(The winds of change mean touching cloth
and dropping pegs in bags)


I slowly took a sip of broth.....

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From: Georgiansilver
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 07:12 PM

As I sat wearing only rags

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From: Mingulay
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 07:21 PM

for the farting had blown out my trousers

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From: Georgiansilver
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 07:24 PM

Leaving a hole in the rear

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From: Cluin
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 07:56 PM

Sounding like reports from Mausers

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From: Susu's Hubby
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 08:45 PM

It caused mini waves in my beer.

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From: GUEST,Mingulay at work
Date: 23 Feb 05 - 05:14 AM

The froth overflowed

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From: John MacKenzie
Date: 23 Feb 05 - 05:36 AM

Lord knows where it go'ed

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From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 23 Feb 05 - 05:08 PM

It probably hid in the widget

DT

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From: Georgiansilver
Date: 23 Feb 05 - 05:09 PM

Of an Irish or fantasy midget

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From: John MacKenzie
Date: 23 Feb 05 - 05:21 PM

As sure as I'm born, a leprechaun

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From: Georgiansilver
Date: 23 Feb 05 - 05:30 PM

I know I will rise another morn

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From: Mingulay
Date: 23 Feb 05 - 06:19 PM

and go to the garden and dig it.

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From: Georgiansilver
Date: 23 Feb 05 - 06:25 PM

Unfortunately I am too small for that,
So to hell with the garden and Frig-it.

Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 23 Feb 05 - 06:55 PM

It's a rigid midget with a frigid digit.