BS: This thread will fall off the board fast

Subject: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: khandu
Date: 24 Jul 05 - 02:32 PM

Just watch!!

k

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: CarolC
Date: 24 Jul 05 - 02:32 PM

What board. Where?

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: khandu
Date: 24 Jul 05 - 03:43 PM

This board. Here.

k

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: Little Robyn
Date: 24 Jul 05 - 04:02 PM

Why?
R

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: khandu
Date: 24 Jul 05 - 04:10 PM

Because no one will post to it since is a stupid thread! Because no one will want to be associated with a stupid thread. It will plummet to the bottom of the board like a pair of frilly purple panties and never be heard of again!

k

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 24 Jul 05 - 04:37 PM

Yep, I can see it going rapidly down the pan unless soeone posts to it


OOPS

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: wysiwyg
Date: 24 Jul 05 - 04:58 PM

This thread will fall off the board fast / The Mother of all BS threads

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: jacqui.c
Date: 24 Jul 05 - 04:59 PM

Who wears purple frilly panties?

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 24 Jul 05 - 05:19 PM

There's a board?

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 24 Jul 05 - 05:20 PM

And for what it's worth.... turquoise lacies.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: alanabit
Date: 24 Jul 05 - 05:32 PM

I'm going to ignore it completely.

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: greg stephens
Date: 24 Jul 05 - 06:13 PM

Personally, I blame Bush and Blair.

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: Uncle_DaveO
Date: 24 Jul 05 - 06:24 PM

This thread will fall off the board fast?   

GOOD.

Dave Oesterreich

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: khandu
Date: 24 Jul 05 - 06:48 PM

Of course, my opinions are merely opinions. I stated a belief that this thread will plummet off the board very quickly and I remain steadfast in that belief. Even now, the thread is dropping!

However, I will entertain conflicting opinions, no matter how foolish and absurd. I will offer jokes, song & dance, action, drama and anything else to entertain those opinions...except stripping. I will not strip at this time as I, embarassingly, am not wearing my purple frillies.

Having said that, let me say this.

k

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: khandu
Date: 24 Jul 05 - 06:49 PM

How embarassing...I mispelled "embarassingly"!

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: Azizi
Date: 24 Jul 05 - 06:55 PM

Pity this poor thread being fast walked down the plank and pushed off into the vast, uncaring ether of cyberspace.

What a sad, undeserved fate!

What did it do? It's not like it leaked a top secret or two.

Or did it?

What does this thread know? And when did it know it?
And what does "it" mean anyway???

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: Little Hawk
Date: 24 Jul 05 - 07:00 PM

"Beam me a board, Scotty."

WHACK! (Owwww!)

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: khandu
Date: 24 Jul 05 - 07:04 PM

What it did, Azizi, is infringe upon the sensitivities & sensibilities of the decent and upright, and encroached upon the vulgar & obscene. It has laughed in the face of prudence, and frolicked in the fields of excess.

Yes, this, among all threads (with the exception of the "Happy Birthday, Joe Offer" threads) deserves to die a dogly death and fall quickly and finally to its broken-boned demise off the bottom end of the board!!

But that's just my thoughts.

k

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 24 Jul 05 - 07:07 PM

I was looking for that pair of frilly purple panties that are supposed to be down here at the bottom of this thread. All I could find is these. They aren't frilly, but they are purple. Will they do?

--- Link removed. ---

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: khandu
Date: 24 Jul 05 - 07:11 PM

HAW!! beedubya is promoting porno on this thread...another reason it should fall away!! It's...unsavory!

k

(BTW, beedub, those ain't them but they are nice, you naughty thing!)

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: Little Hawk
Date: 24 Jul 05 - 07:24 PM

Agreed. This thread deserves a nasty and early death. Why is it still here?

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: John O'L
Date: 24 Jul 05 - 07:25 PM

After five hours it's still at the TOP of the board.

Khandu, your ideas about what constitutes a fast fall are obviously very different from mine.

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: Azizi
Date: 24 Jul 05 - 07:30 PM

"What it did,.. is infringe upon the sensitivities & sensibilities of the decent and upright, and encroached upon the vulgar & obscene. It has laughed in the face of prudence, and frolicked in the fields of excess."

Oh, no!! A link to a porno site!!! I clicked on it and couldn't believe my eyes. When it registered where I had traveled, I quickly left without seeing any purple panties, I might add.

For shame!!! For shame!!!

How could I so easily join the hords of others who visit X rated websites?!

If anyone asked me how it came to be that I visited a porno site,
I will say that Bee-dubya-ell made me do it {and-Khandu- I blame you too, you wicked man you}.





**BG**   

Sister Azizi

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: John O'L
Date: 24 Jul 05 - 07:41 PM

Azizi, you clicked the mouse.

Not beedubya, not Khandu, you, and I for one am surprised and alarmed that you would visit such a site.

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: Little Hawk
Date: 24 Jul 05 - 07:42 PM

I for two am also. What will Shane think now?

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: GUEST,Bill the Collie
Date: 24 Jul 05 - 07:50 PM

Khandu,

I think you offered to dance for us?

On you go, twinkletoes !

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: khandu
Date: 24 Jul 05 - 07:50 PM

Keep this up & it will never have a chance to fall off the board...I'll tell you how it's gonna die...Joe Offer or his henchmen will see the depraved depravity exhibited in this depraved and unseemly thread and will rush headlong with the DTD ( depraved thread deleter ) in his hand and his finger on the trigger!

Er, Sister A., did you read this clearly printed piece of info;
"beedubya is promoting porno on this thread"?

Try as you may, your defense will never stand up in court! You were forewarned that it was a porno site & yet you rushed headlong (even as Joe Offer of his henchmen will do to this thread!) to the porno site.

The Powers that track traffic to these sites will, no doubt, be paying you a visit soon!

John O', you aren't from Mississippi, are you?

k

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: khandu
Date: 24 Jul 05 - 07:57 PM

Okay I will start the old soft shoe upon my keyboard at the count of three. Would someone please whistle "Only Forty-Five Minutes From Broadway"? Okay, that's good...a little faster, yes, that's it...here goes

hdurklcb shdlpgbrbsl gf hsknvkfgsta vjfposn alxc flsna cvjdslsbsk hndjouaoe x647503n doig5e1 dkgds'D 9S...

That's enough...I'm outta breath!

(Fast, in Mississippi, is measured differently than in where ever else y'all are...This thread is rushing headlong (like Azizi, Joe Offer and his henchmen, only to different destinations) to the off of the board!

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 24 Jul 05 - 08:12 PM

Ohmigod! It really does link to a porn portal! It's supposed to be a sexy, but far from pornographic, picture of someone named Petra wearing purple panties and bra a la Victoria's Station. That's what comes up if I'm using AOL's browser, but if I use Internet Explorer or Opera it redirects to a porn portal. It's not my fault, but I apologize anyway.

At least it didn't redirect to the homepage of the Pelahattchee Goat Roast.

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: John O'L
Date: 24 Jul 05 - 08:28 PM

Now even beedubya's trying to get out of it!

"Oh,I didn't do nuffin' officer, I was just walkin' me dog"

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: khandu
Date: 24 Jul 05 - 08:48 PM

Well, I went to it and I saw everything and all the links it directed me to, and every link they directed me to. I never did see and purple frillies but I did see where some might have been worn at some time.

Yes, John O', even old beedubya is crawfishin' on us. It is a sad thing and I regret you had to witness it. But he is correct on the thing about the Pelahatchie Goat, uh, Roast...'tis a good thing it did not direct us there or Joe Offer, his henchmen, The Goat Police and William Shatner would have moved their hands to shut this thread down! ...Wait, what am I saying????....this thread is dying anyway, rapidly, quickly and at a great speed!

k

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 24 Jul 05 - 09:02 PM

If anyone would like to see the very nice photograph that my link above is supposed to go to, just do a Google image search for "frilly purple panties".

By the way, I've asked that the porn link be deleted.

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: Azizi
Date: 24 Jul 05 - 09:16 PM

Aren't we all adults here?

Hmmm, maybe, maybe not.

Well-if we are adults, then what adults do shouldn't shock us overmuch.

Frankly, I'm much more shocked by the goings on in government these days than by some little ole porn site that I didn't spend but a hot minute looking through-really and truly.

And BTW-I'm a sister, but I'm not really a nun.
Though my cousin is-really.



Azizi

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: Little Hawk
Date: 24 Jul 05 - 09:18 PM

Well, in Shane's case...it's debatable.

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: Azizi
Date: 24 Jul 05 - 09:26 PM

Khandu, are you using my name "in vain" to get me to post on this thread?

Well, it's working!

LOL!!!

P.S.

Good Mudcat threads never die. They can go on and on and on, year after year after year.

And Khandu, wait till the working crowd gets here tomorrow. I betcha you'll see some action on this thread then.

You'd better get your softshoes ready 'cause people will be expecting you to do another dance.

But maybe you'd better find another source for your costume.

{wink wink}


Azizi

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: John O'L
Date: 24 Jul 05 - 09:26 PM

In most cases I can think of, the goings-on in government ARE pornographic, but saying that's doing nothing for the demise of the thread, is it.

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 24 Jul 05 - 09:33 PM

I couldn't find any "frilly purple panties" - and I checked all sizes...

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: Bill D
Date: 24 Jul 05 - 09:43 PM

REALLY falling off the board

(I won the bet with myself that there would be an example like this)

(naming a thread like that is like putting a "wet paint" sign on a door)

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: khandu
Date: 24 Jul 05 - 09:44 PM

Okay...somewhere I missed out on the "Shane" thing. Pray tell, what is it all about! (But not on this thread as it is falling so fast that I get dizzy every time I attempt to post to it!!)

Azizi, a hot minute?

I got my soft shoes, my taps and my barefeet ready to dance the dance of joy at the demise of this disgusting thread!

But come tomorrow, there will be no trace left of this thread. No wake, Not even a lingering odor. It will be gone. Finis. An ex-thread. Not even a gaping hole will be left where the thread once was. No sign of it shall remain. Its fall will be so fast that it will even suck the memory of it from everyone's brain!
Stand back! Don't get too close lest you be pulled down with it!!

k

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: Little Hawk
Date: 24 Jul 05 - 09:46 PM

khandu - Look up any and all posts under the Guest name "Blind DRunk in Blind River" and you will find out all about Shane. Man, I cannot believe you don't know about him!

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: khandu
Date: 24 Jul 05 - 09:48 PM

But do you believe I can make a turtle disappear? Or pull my nose out of joint?

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: Azizi
Date: 24 Jul 05 - 09:52 PM

Once upon a time Sister Azizi visited Shane.

But it really wasn't me.


****

A "hot minute" means less than a minute-really and truly.

****

And I hope you're checkin out how well we listen to you, Khandu, when you tell us not to post in this thread.

Well, it's still a free country-at least that's what I'm told.



Azizi

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: khandu
Date: 24 Jul 05 - 10:03 PM

But anyone who attempts to post to this thread are putting themselves in danger...it could go at any moment & if you happen to be posting to it at that moment, I fear you will go over the edge with it! So BEWARE!!

k

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: GUEST,William Shatner
Date: 24 Jul 05 - 10:04 PM

I am glad to see that you are persevering in your efforts to achieve new breakthroughs, khandu. You are the kind of fan who reminds me that it's all been totally worthwhile. And then there was that redheaded receptionist in Schenectady...well, never mind.

Note that the name "Shane" begins with "Sha", just like my famous surname. That may be significant. I call it...synchronicity. If Leonard Nimoy were here, he could tell you a lot about that.

Fortunately, though, he isn't. He just goes on and on and on...

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: khandu
Date: 24 Jul 05 - 10:08 PM

So Nimoy and this thread has nothing in common, Bill. This thread will not go on & on & on!

Thanks for the encouraging word, Bill. I am glad you did not say "seldom" for it is heard a discouraging word in these parts!

Because of you, Bill, I feel I can now carry on. My gawd, how many you have inspired!!

k

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: Padre
Date: 24 Jul 05 - 10:09 PM

Wet paint!! I didn't see any wet paint sign. Why doesn't someone tell me these things?

Padre, with a green finger tip

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: khandu
Date: 24 Jul 05 - 10:11 PM

Forgive him, Padre, for Bill D has sinned.

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: John O'L
Date: 24 Jul 05 - 10:12 PM

Green? I got purple when I touched it.

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: khandu
Date: 24 Jul 05 - 10:13 PM

frilly purple, John?

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: number 6
Date: 24 Jul 05 - 10:31 PM

kerplunk.


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