BS: This thread will fall off the board fast

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 24 Jul 05 - 11:14 PM

BWL, you naughty fellow!

I did a search for "lingerie panties frill", and came up with this. Is it anything like what you found?

SRS

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 24 Jul 05 - 11:21 PM

I did the google search you suggested. I hastily closed the browser window before it completed it's redirect. Nasty business when they do that bait and switch.

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: John O'L
Date: 24 Jul 05 - 11:34 PM

You've got to have your wits about you when you're playing around with anything remotely ambiguous. I once Googled 'Cologne' because I was reading a book about the city and got porn sites on the list because it also refers to perfume (or I assume that's why).

Note: I just tried it again and got all city sites, but I swear, it did happen.

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: Bill D
Date: 24 Jul 05 - 11:52 PM

"...before it completed it's redirect"
ah-HA! I can see you don't have Proxomitron installed! No naughty re-directs with the right filters set!

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 25 Jul 05 - 12:13 AM

I use a spatula, and thwack them fast.

What browsers does Proxomitron support? Do you have a link that you can slip to me once this thread drops off the board? :)

SRS

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: khandu
Date: 25 Jul 05 - 12:23 AM

You fellows can play around with this thread all you want, but I'm telling you...it is falling fast! Rapidly picking up speed! Please, I beg you, Jump off now before it is too late!! Jump!   JUMP!!
   JUMP!!!!
JUMP!!!!!

JUMP!!!!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: John O'L
Date: 25 Jul 05 - 12:28 AM

If it's falling, why jump? Might as well fall in good company as alone.

Besides, I see no evidence of downward movement.

None at all.

All aboard?

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: alanabit
Date: 25 Jul 05 - 04:06 AM

Go away stupid thread!

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 25 Jul 05 - 04:15 AM

It is at the top if you turn your monitor upside down.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 25 Jul 05 - 04:16 AM

And todays are purple but not lacy

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: John O'L
Date: 25 Jul 05 - 06:18 AM

This is about as low on the list as I've seen it all day.
Maybe it really will fall...Oh.
Oops

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: Donuel
Date: 25 Jul 05 - 09:22 AM

Supporters of the underdog unite. You have nothing to lose but your fear.

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: jacqui.c
Date: 25 Jul 05 - 09:35 AM

Shouldn't that be 'underCAT'?

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: MMario
Date: 25 Jul 05 - 09:38 AM

all threads fall at an equal rate. 24 hours from last posting to drop-off.

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: Bill D
Date: 25 Jul 05 - 10:05 AM

SRS...Proxomitron supports any browser that can have proxy settings set. It's just a matter of asking Proxomitron "Hey, take a look at everything coming thru my browser and follow the set of rules *I* decide on before you feed it to me".

There are many rules in the default set, and there are links to the few guys who have made a hobby out of writing up new ones....(they are funny, complex little javascript formulas, so I would not dream of writing one myself.) It takes some experimenting to get it just like you want it, but personalization is the point. (and sometimes I have to go up and right click and tell it to bypass Proxomitron because it is blocking something I DO want.

(also sent by PM, just in case this thread drops off the bottom before, oh...2009 or so...)

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: frogprince
Date: 25 Jul 05 - 02:44 PM

I can't believe that people are stupid enough to post to a thing like this.

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 25 Jul 05 - 04:06 PM

What is this thing called, love?

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: Highlandman
Date: 25 Jul 05 - 04:35 PM

Technically, MMario, the rate of falling down the list does vary with the posting activity. It's the bottom that moves.
Oops - now I've posted here too....
-HM

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: LilyFestre
Date: 25 Jul 05 - 06:06 PM

I Believe You Were Looking For These

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: jpk
Date: 25 Jul 05 - 06:08 PM

help me i'm fallinggggggggggggggg.
whoops i fell to falling

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: Kaleea
Date: 25 Jul 05 - 06:37 PM

I refuse to go surfing in my purple frilly-um-unmentionables, because I KNOW I'll fall off the board!

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: beardedbruce
Date: 25 Jul 05 - 06:44 PM

How can a thread fall off the board when it spins out faster than most of the others?


Gee, maybe I will post some sonnets here...

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 25 Jul 05 - 06:47 PM

Well, Michelle, you can post links to pictures of frilly purple panties if you like, but after my last link got redirected to a porn site I've decided to refrain from posting links to anything racy. So, if you wanna see purple petunias like these, I'm your man. But if you wanna see purple panties like these, talk with someone else.

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: John O'L
Date: 25 Jul 05 - 07:03 PM

This or this is what I want to see.

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 25 Jul 05 - 07:36 PM

Aha! I've found the definitive visual representation of this thread falling off the board! CLICK!

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 25 Jul 05 - 07:37 PM

Well, okay, it's not absolutely definitive. The pig's not wearing lacey purple panties.

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: khandu
Date: 25 Jul 05 - 07:48 PM

Ain't that that damned pig you ran for King of Mississippi a couple of years ago?? I though he got eaten!

k

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: CarolC
Date: 25 Jul 05 - 09:54 PM

Has it fallen off yet?

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: khandu
Date: 25 Jul 05 - 10:04 PM

Carol...do you refer to the thread or the pig?

k

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: CarolC
Date: 25 Jul 05 - 10:13 PM

Which one do you prefer?

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: LilyFestre
Date: 25 Jul 05 - 10:14 PM

Bee-dubya-ell,

   ROFLMFPPO!!!!!!!!

(Rolling on floor laughing my frilly purple panties off!!!!)


Michelle

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: khandu
Date: 25 Jul 05 - 10:36 PM

Well, Carol...ya havta admit, that is one fine looking pig!!!

k

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: Highlandman
Date: 26 Jul 05 - 09:19 AM

Only ten posts from the bottom now.

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: MMario
Date: 26 Jul 05 - 09:24 AM

not now!

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: GUEST,John O'Lennaine
Date: 26 Jul 05 - 08:38 PM

Who's bottom?

Not mine I hope

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 26 Jul 05 - 08:39 PM

No, Yore Majesty, that's not the pig that was running for King of Mississippi. That one was my former pet Vietnamese Potbelly named "Slim Piggins". He was black. And the story of Slim being consumed by a bunch of overzealous American Legionares at a Memorial Day picnic in Ocean Spring, MS was a bit of a fiction on my part. In real life, I gave Slim to a friend who had another Potbelly named "Dumpling". They thought Dumpling needed a friend and, for us, the novelty of owning a pet pig had worn off so we crated him up and hauled him over to their place where Slim immediately bit Dumpling's ear damned near off. So much for needing a friend. Eventually, Dumpling died of whatever pigs die from. Our friends gave Slim away to someone who promised to keep him as a pet, not use him for pork chops. Yeah, right... His spare-ribs are probably on someone's grill right now.

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: Torctgyd
Date: 27 Jul 05 - 08:40 AM

Refresh (heeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeh!)

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 27 Jul 05 - 06:51 PM

Still there....

What IS this thing called, love?

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: Peace
Date: 27 Jul 05 - 06:59 PM

Yeah. This thread is slippin' fast.

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: jacqui.c
Date: 27 Jul 05 - 07:04 PM

Slip sliding away....

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: khandu
Date: 27 Jul 05 - 07:20 PM

At last!! This thread is gone...done...fallen...dead....It is no longer here...off the board...outta sight....outta mind!!!

At last, my prediction has come true!! Perhaps, just perhaps...could it be...I ( dare I say it? ) I am a...prophet!!!

YES!!! That's it!!! I AM A PROPHET!!!

The Prophet khandu





wait...what's this??... Dammit!

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: Azizi
Date: 27 Jul 05 - 08:16 PM

As an aside, does anyone else remember that television commercial from the 1980s I think it was about telephone emergency access for the elderly. In that commercial this old woman falls down the stairs, lays on the floor, and says:

"I've fallen. I've fallen. And I can't get up"

Well that line is immortalized in a children's foot stomping cheer that I collected from the 1980s.

And apparently for some reason that "I've fallen" line [or the way the actress said it] hit some people's funny bone {not me of course since I have no sense of humor at all}.

****

So what does this have to do with the price of beans and with this thread in particular? Well not much besides the 'falling' bit.

I see this thread hasn't fallen...And it won't if we all do our part to keep it afloat.

Can I get an Amen?



Azizi

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 27 Jul 05 - 08:18 PM

waht all this is about?

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: khandu
Date: 27 Jul 05 - 08:36 PM

Azizi, I remember it well. My son, who was in elementary school at the time, drove me crazy with it. He and his friends were constantly falling & being unable to get up.

I don't know why that particular phrase caught on. It was every where.

The poor old lady was much like this thread. It has fallen and will never get up! HA!

k

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: number 6
Date: 27 Jul 05 - 08:39 PM

'what's it about' jOHn ....well it's something about this thread falling off the table or whatever ... when it is shoved off, someone keeps putting it back up.

sIx

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: GUEST,Graptor
Date: 28 Jul 05 - 10:00 AM

Somep'n fell!

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: MMario
Date: 28 Jul 05 - 10:02 AM

Heard up the horny male prostitue? he was up and couldn't get fallen...

I'll get me hat....

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: GUEST,William Shatner
Date: 28 Jul 05 - 10:07 AM

This thread reminds me of critics' predictions about my career over the years...they were wrong, so wrong.

It's almost to 100 posts now.

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 28 Jul 05 - 10:10 AM

It's gonna drop like a ripe mango. It's teetering on the brink...

- Chongo

Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: GUEST,William Shatner
Date: 28 Jul 05 - 10:11 AM

100!

Now, get a life!