BS: Mudcat Tavern is open and I ....

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern is open and I ....
From: MMario
Date: 04 Aug 05 - 04:31 PM

Why are there so many songs about rainbows
And what's on the other side?
Rainbows are visions, but only illusions,
And rainbows have nothing to hide.
So we've been told and some choose to believe it
I know they're wrong, wait and see.
Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection,
The lovers, the dreamers and me.
Who said that every wish would be heard and answered
When wished on the morning star?
Somebody thought of that, and someone believed it,
And look what it's done so far.
What's so amazing that keeps us stargazing
And what do we think we might see?
Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection,
The lovers, the dreamers, and me.
All of us under its spell,
We know that it's probably magic...
... Have you been half asleep? And have you heard voices?
I've heard them calling my name.
... Is this the sweet sound that calls the young sailors?
The voice might be one and the same
I've heard it too many times to ignore it
It's something that I'm s'posed to be...
Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection,
The lovers, the dreamers, and me.

Laa, da daa dee da daa daa,
La laa la la laa dee daa doo

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern is open and I ....
From: MMario
Date: 04 Aug 05 - 04:29 PM

There'll be blue birds over
The white cliffs of Dover,
Tomorrow, just you wait and see.

There'll be love and laughter
And peace ever after
Tomorrow, when the world is free.

The shepherd will tend his sheep,
The valley will bloom again
And Jimmy will go to sleep,
In his own little room again.

There'll be blue birds over
The white cliffs of Dover,
Tomorrow, just you wait and see.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern is open and I ....
From: beardedbruce
Date: 04 Aug 05 - 04:26 PM

oh well, one more...


Verse:
I'm writ -ing you dear, just to tell you,
In Sep -tem -ber, You re -mem -ber,
'Neath the old ap -ple tree, You whis -pered to me,
When it blos -somed a -gain, you'd be mine.
I've wait -ed un -til I could claim you,
I hope I've not wait -ed in vain,
For when it's spring in the val -ey,
I'm com -ing, my sweet -heart a -gain.

Chorus:
I'll Be With You In Ap -ple Blos -som Time
I'll be with you to change your name to mine,
One day in May, I'll come and say,
"Hap -py the bride the sun shines on to day."
What a won -der -ful wed -ding there will be,
What a won -der -ful day for you and me,
Church bells will chime, You will be mine,
In ap -ple blos -som time.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern is open and I ....
From: beardedbruce
Date: 04 Aug 05 - 04:23 PM

Verse:
I saw the splen -dor of the moon -light On Hon -o -lu -lu Bay
There's some -thing ten -der in the moon -light On Hon -o -lu -lu Bay,
And all the beach -es Are full of peach -es Who bring their "ukes" a -long
And in the glim -mer of the moon -light They love to sing this song;

Chorus:
If you like -a Uk -u -le -le La -dy, Uk -u -le -le La -dy like -a you
If you like to lin -ger where it's sha -dy Uk -u -le -le La -dy lin -ger
too
If you kiss a Uk -u -le -le La -dy While you prom -ise ev -er to be true
And she see an -oth -er Uk -u -le -le La -dy fool a -round with you
May -be she'll sigh May -be she'll cry
May -be she'll find some -bod -y else Bye -and -bye
To sing to When it's cool and sha -dy Where the trick -y Wic -ki -Wack -ies
woo
If you like a Uk -u -le -le La -dy, Uk -u -le -le La -dy like -a you.



OK, that is enough for me...someone else can sing now...

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern is open and I ....
From: beardedbruce
Date: 04 Aug 05 - 04:21 PM

I don't care if it rains or freezes
Long as I got my plastic Jesus
Sitting on the dashboard of my car

Comes in colors, pink and pleasant
Glows in the dark because it's iridescent
Take it with you when you travel far

Get yourself a sweet Madonna
Dressed in rhinestone, sitting on a
Pedestal of abalone shells

Going ninety, I ain't scary
Because I got the Virgin Mary
Assuring me that I won't go to Hell

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern is open and I ....
From: gnu
Date: 04 Aug 05 - 04:18 PM

Ah Jamaica mahhn... I'll have a Lambsbreathhhh... whot... not leeegal heere man? Onleee for thoose with a preeeescription mahhhn? Ah, I have some script if you have thee scratch mahhn. Tally meee mahhhn. Tally wool and that, eh whot, mahhn. Marley mahhn.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern is open and I ....
From: beardedbruce
Date: 04 Aug 05 - 04:18 PM

Is that like quarterhorses?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern is open and I ....
From: MMario
Date: 04 Aug 05 - 04:17 PM

well - all male bees are half-bees; (They are haploid, females are diploid)

Of course many species of bees the female does manage to eviscarate the male during the mating flight - so then the poor guy is only half a half bee.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern is open and I ....
From: beardedbruce
Date: 04 Aug 05 - 04:17 PM

8-{E

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern is open and I ....
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 04 Aug 05 - 04:14 PM

Cyril Connolly?

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern is open and I ....
From: beardedbruce
Date: 04 Aug 05 - 04:12 PM

here's a song...

Half a bee, philosophically,
Must, ipso facto, half not be.
But half the bee has got to be
Vis a vis, its entity. D'you see?

But can a bee be said to be
Or not to be an entire bee
When half the bee is not a bee
Due to some ancient injury?

La dee dee, one two three,
Eric the half a bee.
A B C D E F G,
Eric the half a bee.

Is this wretched demi-bee,
Half-asleep upon my knee,
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It's Eric the half a bee!

Fiddle de dum, Fiddle de dee,
Eric the half a bee.
Ho ho ho, tee hee hee,
Eric the half a bee.

I love this hive, employee-ee,
Bisected accidentally,
One summer afternoon by me,
I love him carnally.

He loves him carnally,
Semi-carnally.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern is open and I ....
From: alanabit
Date: 04 Aug 05 - 04:09 PM

A nice cool pint of Tinner's Ale for me please Doug. Now Don, are you going to start singing a song for us, or are you just going to sit in the sun all afternoon?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern is open and I ....
From: beardedbruce
Date: 04 Aug 05 - 03:58 PM

a ginger beer for me- something from Jamaca, I think...

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern is open and I ....
From: Don Firth
Date: 04 Aug 05 - 03:57 PM

Normally, with Doug buying, I would opt for a glass of Charles Shaw wine and ask Doug for his recommendation as to variety, but it's a pretty hot day here in Seattle. 90 degrees. So that would seem to call for a nice, cold beer.

Just recently I was introduced to a brown ale brewed in Montana that just made it's appearance here. Moose Drool.

Sounds ghastly, but it's a great beer!

Thanks, Doug!

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern is open and I ....
From: number 6
Date: 04 Aug 05 - 03:53 PM

I'll gladly just have an iced tea Doug... thankyou.

Gotta keep my senses ... what's left of them. 'Left' meaning 'the remaining' not the political.

sIx

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern is open and I ....
From: MMario
Date: 04 Aug 05 - 03:45 PM

hey! We got ourselves a genuine Horse goddess here in the Tavern! the only celtic Goddess to be adopted by the Romans -

Maybe we should get her autograph - (preferably on the charge slip for Bert's Credit card)

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern is open and I ....
From: MMario
Date: 04 Aug 05 - 03:40 PM

reminds me -

At the archery booth (the weekend job) people are always whinging about there being no prizes.

Hey! It's a festival! it's for PLEASURE! duh!


well - to placate them in some ways we tell them if they get a bullseye they have the PRIVILEGE of buying us a round of Guiness.

I got three last weekend!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern is open and I ....
From: Divis Sweeney
Date: 04 Aug 05 - 03:40 PM

Blackberry brandy for me!

E

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern is open and I ....
From: Sorcha
Date: 04 Aug 05 - 03:38 PM

Make mine Guinness please.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern is open and I ....
From: Amos
Date: 04 Aug 05 - 03:35 PM

She'll look fine in no shawl, MM, not to worry.

A

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern is open and I ....
From: MMario
Date: 04 Aug 05 - 02:53 PM

?? I know a lot more rich democrats then I do republicans - but that's besides the point.

CatsPhiddle - don't spill on your shawl - the drink in here will eat through the wool in nothin' flat!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern is open and I ....
From: Ebbie
Date: 04 Aug 05 - 02:51 PM

Do you have Alaskan Amber in stock, Doug? Try it first- you'll like it.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern is open and I ....
From: harpgirl
Date: 04 Aug 05 - 02:50 PM

I want the most expensive Cabernet in the Tavern! He's a Republican so he can afford it! Let's raise a glass to dougie the rich republican!!!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern is open and I ....
From: Catherine Jayne
Date: 04 Aug 05 - 02:48 PM

I'll have a pint of cider thank you!

Good to have the Tavern open again!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern is open and I ....
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 04 Aug 05 - 02:47 PM

Is there an occasion?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern is open and I ....
From: MMario
Date: 04 Aug 05 - 02:43 PM

I could use one!


No.

I take that back.

I could use several!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern is open and I ....
From: Amos
Date: 04 Aug 05 - 02:43 PM

All right, Doug. That's a rapprochement I can get behind gladly.

Make mine vile brown stuff.

And bring your accordion!


A

Subject: BS: Mudcat Tavern is open and I ....
From: DougR
Date: 04 Aug 05 - 02:42 PM

...Want to buy EVERYBODY a drink!

DougR