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Little Hawk 05 Aug 05 - 04:09 PM
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Ebbie 05 Aug 05 - 05:15 PM
Liz the Squeak 05 Aug 05 - 07:11 PM
Sttaw Legend 05 Aug 05 - 07:31 PM
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GUEST,Cluin 05 Aug 05 - 09:21 PM
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John O'L 06 Aug 05 - 01:14 AM
JennyO 06 Aug 05 - 09:16 AM
Bill D 06 Aug 05 - 11:58 AM
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Liz the Squeak 06 Aug 05 - 08:52 PM
wysiwyg 06 Aug 05 - 09:15 PM
JennyO 06 Aug 05 - 09:27 PM
John O'L 06 Aug 05 - 09:32 PM
Dave Hanson 07 Aug 05 - 01:33 AM
JennyO 07 Aug 05 - 04:31 AM
Dave Hanson 07 Aug 05 - 05:18 AM
*Laura* 07 Aug 05 - 06:00 AM
freda underhill 07 Aug 05 - 07:07 AM
gnu 07 Aug 05 - 07:43 AM
John O'L 07 Aug 05 - 08:28 AM
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Subject: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Aug 05 - 04:09 PM

Okay...

Here we go....

This is to be the slowest thread ever.

To be slow, it must receive very, very, very few posts. Preferably only one a day.

But it must continue, day after day, week after week, month after month, year after year.

Please post to this thread very sporadically and very occasionally, just enough to keep it from vanishing completely.

Try to say boring things that interest no one.

That should do it. Let's see if we can master this latest concept and make it fly...like...a...lead.........balloon.

Do it for Bill (Shatner). Go. But go slowly.


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: number 6
Date: 05 Aug 05 - 04:18 PM

I'm ...

not ...

... going to do

this ...

... for

Bill Shatner


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: Ebbie
Date: 05 Aug 05 - 05:15 PM

goingslowlymakesmenervousIoncewatchedamansweepinghissidewalkwithanuprightbroomhemovedthebroomaboutthreeinchesaatimeIhadtoleaveafterafewminutesoftalkingitmademesonervousDoyouhaveanyideahowdifficultitistotypethisway?


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 05 Aug 05 - 07:11 PM

I like it slow.............

LTS


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From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 05 Aug 05 - 07:31 PM

harriWattsband


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From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 05 Aug 05 - 07:32 PM

101


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: GUEST,Cluin
Date: 05 Aug 05 - 09:21 PM

Want to hear what I think?


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From: wysiwyg
Date: 05 Aug 05 - 09:59 PM

B


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: John O'L
Date: 06 Aug 05 - 01:14 AM

Hmmm


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: JennyO
Date: 06 Aug 05 - 09:16 AM

er....


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: Bill D
Date: 06 Aug 05 - 11:58 AM

THE DUMMY LINE

Across the prairie on a streak of rust
There's something moving in a cloud of dust
It crawls into the valley with a wheeze and whine
It's the two o'clock flyer on the Dummy Line

Riding on the Dummy, on the Dummy Line
Rain or shine, I'll pay my fine
Rain or shine I'll pay my fine
Riding on the Dummy, on the Dummy Line

I saw a snail go whizzing past
A guy said, my, this train is going fast
Said I, Old man, that may be true
But the question is, What's it fastened to?

I said to the brakeman, can't you speed up a bit?
Said he, You can walk, if you don't like it
Said I, Old man, I'd take your dare
But the folks don't expect me till the train gets there


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: wysiwyg
Date: 06 Aug 05 - 02:03 PM

I


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 06 Aug 05 - 08:26 PM

I've tried several times to post to this thread, but every time I do I get very sleepy. Think I'll go take a nap now.


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 06 Aug 05 - 08:52 PM

So you want it sssssllllllllllllzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

LTSzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: wysiwyg
Date: 06 Aug 05 - 09:15 PM

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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: JennyO
Date: 06 Aug 05 - 09:27 PM

"o_@_


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: John O'L
Date: 06 Aug 05 - 09:32 PM

Uuuummmm...

Should I post?

Dunno

Yeah, I s'pose so

Just this once

I s'pose


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 07 Aug 05 - 01:33 AM

G'day ladies and bruces.

eric


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: JennyO
Date: 07 Aug 05 - 04:31 AM

"o_@_

"o_@_

"o_@_

"o_@_

"o_@_


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 07 Aug 05 - 05:18 AM

Zs would have been better Jenny, but good anyway.


eri................ZZzzzz


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: *Laura*
Date: 07 Aug 05 - 06:00 AM

why do some of those snaily things go slower than others? oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh.


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: freda underhill
Date: 07 Aug 05 - 07:07 AM

..they're going by snail mail, Laura..


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: gnu
Date: 07 Aug 05 - 07:43 AM

Those are the snail males... males are always slower than females.


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: John O'L
Date: 07 Aug 05 - 08:28 AM

Did you see that? The snails were all in perfect alignment. That would happen once in how many million years?

Bet no-one even believes me.


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: gnu
Date: 07 Aug 05 - 08:32 AM

I just saw it too. Like, wow, man, neat eh? Okay... you got a stop watch?

Oops, this will be over the postal limit. I know. I just won't post tomorrow.

Okay... ready?


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: wysiwyg
Date: 07 Aug 05 - 09:17 AM

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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: Little Hawk
Date: 07 Aug 05 - 01:26 PM

Well...

I think this...thread...is actually going a bit...faster...than expected.

Eh? Whaddya think?


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: GUEST
Date: 07 Aug 05 - 01:32 PM

If I'd driven slower I would not have received a speeding fine.


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 07 Aug 05 - 05:03 PM

Broom closets.

I keep a broom in my broom closet. I also have a dustpan in my broom closet. If I didn't have a broom closet I would have to keep my broom in a corner somewhere. I'm very lucky to have a broom closet don't you think? I really like my broom closet. It stays fairly cool and dark. I respect the builder of my home when he built a broom closet. He was a thoughtful person. My broom closet is small but not smaller than my broom and it also fits a dustpan.......


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: lady penelope
Date: 07 Aug 05 - 05:33 PM

Been watching the cat sleeping. It was gooood.

TTFN Lady P.


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: GUEST,Twilly
Date: 07 Aug 05 - 05:38 PM

Are we there yet?


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: John O'L
Date: 07 Aug 05 - 07:04 PM

No we're NOT.

We'll be there when we're there.

Will you kids just stop asking that damn question.

I spy with my little eye somthing beginning with K


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: polaitaly
Date: 08 Aug 05 - 04:03 AM

Kiocciole ?
( snails )


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: John O'L
Date: 08 Aug 05 - 04:31 AM

Nup


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: polaitaly
Date: 08 Aug 05 - 05:31 AM

Kapperi? Karrozze? Kiese? Kiappe???


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: polaitaly
Date: 08 Aug 05 - 05:32 AM

Oh... I'm going too fast...sorry.
See you tomorrow.


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: John O'L
Date: 08 Aug 05 - 05:41 AM

Nup, nup, nup and nope. For goodness sake, I'm sitting at a komputer. No it's not komputer.

Yes, we're rattling along at a cracking pace aren't we.
Settle people, settle.


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 08 Aug 05 - 11:15 AM

Don't ask me how it's done, but the snails are moving at sensible speeds. Using the bottom one as a reference, the others are moving at 2x,3x,4x and 5x faster than it.

The lowest common multiple of these is 60, so once every 60 crossings of the lowest snail, all the snails will be in a perfect staight line.

I tink it it's a variant on marquee, but don't quote me...

Bunnahabhain.

PS, this post will not exist until tomorrow.


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: jacqui.c
Date: 08 Aug 05 - 12:06 PM

Our broom closet is full of coats......


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Aug 05 - 12:16 PM

There's nothing like stealing a quick kiss in the broom closet...


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Aug 05 - 03:51 PM

Between phone calls...


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From: wysiwyg
Date: 08 Aug 05 - 07:20 PM

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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 08 Aug 05 - 07:27 PM

Okay, here's how JennyO made the snails move at different speeds. Instead of just using the [marquee]* HTML tag she used [marquee scrollamount="5"] as the fastest, [marquee scrollamount="4"] next slowest, etc.

*(Change the square brackets to angle brackets, but you know that.)

Like this:

PFFFTTT!!!

PFFFTTT!!!

PFFFTTT!!!

PFFFTTT!!!

PFFFTTT!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Aug 05 - 11:52 PM

I get your drift, Susan. Funny! HE will be very pleased.


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 09 Aug 05 - 02:31 AM

This is all getting very frantic..................s l o w    d    o    w    n.

eric


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 09 Aug 05 - 04:37 AM

Should have a former colleague, Pauline, on this.... as an archeologist colleague commented of her.... "I've seen tectonic plates move faster."

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: gnu
Date: 09 Aug 05 - 07:13 AM

I get to post today... but I can't think of anything to say.


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: John O'L
Date: 09 Aug 05 - 08:55 AM

You should have posted twice tomorrow


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: JennyO
Date: 09 Aug 05 - 09:37 AM

Ha, I was about to explain how I made the snails move at different speeds, but I see BWL has beaten me to it.

Guess I was too...

S...L...O...W...


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: Little Hawk
Date: 09 Aug 05 - 10:10 AM

Well, I guess once today will do it...


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From: jacqui.c
Date: 09 Aug 05 - 12:53 PM

Must find a broom closet............


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From: Ebbie
Date: 09 Aug 05 - 02:11 PM

Areyoustillhere?


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From: wysiwyg
Date: 09 Aug 05 - 02:16 PM

H


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From: JennyO
Date: 10 Aug 05 - 09:30 AM

~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~~~^~~~~^~~~~~~^~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~~~^~~~~^~~~~~~^~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: Little Hawk
Date: 10 Aug 05 - 09:35 AM

Who...

My god, JennyO, that is just excruciating...unless one uses it for meditation.


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 10 Aug 05 - 02:21 PM

Looks like MY last electrocardiogram!

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: wysiwyg
Date: 10 Aug 05 - 03:07 PM

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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: MMario
Date: 10 Aug 05 - 03:10 PM

WYSIWYG - Could you slow down please? You're typing too fast for me to read!


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: John O'L
Date: 10 Aug 05 - 11:14 PM

JennyO -

Waving or drowning?


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 11 Aug 05 - 02:20 AM

OK I give in.

eric


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From: wysiwyg
Date: 11 Aug 05 - 11:33 AM

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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: JennyO
Date: 11 Aug 05 - 11:45 AM

My god, JennyO, that is just excruciating...

Yes it is rather, isn't it. No, I don't use it for meditation, not even for medication, which is what I thought you said when I first read your post, LH.

I thought it looked like someone's electrocardiogram too, preferably not mine. Liz, I hope you'll be feeling better soon :-I

Jenny


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 11 Aug 05 - 08:21 PM

If that was your E.C.G. Liz, it WOULD be your last one.

LOL Don T.


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: Ebbie
Date: 11 Aug 05 - 08:38 PM

Y'allstillhere?


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: JennyO
Date: 11 Aug 05 - 08:59 PM

Y........E..........S......


.........B.........A..........R............E..............L................Y.................................


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 12 Aug 05 - 02:26 AM

Y          a          w          n


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From: gnu
Date: 12 Aug 05 - 10:58 AM

Hehehe... I get to post twice today!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: freda underhill
Date: 12 Aug 05 - 11:05 AM

a    n    d       i    g    e   t       t    o      .   .


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Aug 05 - 11:20 AM

Ummm..........


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: JennyO
Date: 13 Aug 05 - 07:28 AM

M U S T      B E       M Y       T U R N       A G A I N....


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From: polaitaly
Date: 15 Aug 05 - 06:14 AM

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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 15 Aug 05 - 06:31 AM

I                     g         o          t          u          p
t         h          i         s          m            o         n
o                b             gg                  e          r
it.

eric


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: Bill D
Date: 15 Aug 05 - 10:25 AM

this thread is not 'slow' it is half-fast.


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: Cluin
Date: 15 Aug 05 - 03:27 PM

My bologna has a first name; it's L-I-P-S

My bologna has a middle name; it's A-N-D

My bologna has a last name; it's A-S-S-H-O-L-E-S


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From: frogprince
Date: 15 Aug 05 - 05:59 PM

thebeatgoeson


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 15 Aug 05 - 07:58 PM

Well, it's certainly not getting anywhere, so it could be considered slow.
You have some catching up to do on that one though...


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From: polaitaly
Date: 16 Aug 05 - 05:05 AM

Bologna? What's wrong with Bologna? It's a great place, Bologna.


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: GUEST,Snail
Date: 16 Aug 05 - 12:09 PM

I am typing this as slowly as I can...particularly for those of you who are not good at reading fast!


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: wysiwyg
Date: 16 Aug 05 - 12:14 PM

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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: frogprince
Date: 16 Aug 05 - 12:56 PM

C'mon Susan: Gimme an "E"...Gimme an "R"


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Aug 05 - 09:41 PM

The


best







thing















about




this





thread













is...


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: wysiwyg
Date: 16 Aug 05 - 09:47 PM

(W)

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 17 Aug 05 - 08:19 PM

Sure doesn't take so long to load as MOAB, maybe it CAN'T be the slowest thread... for that very reason?

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: DMcG
Date: 18 Aug 05 - 07:13 AM

At last - a day on which no-one else has posted.


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: frogprince
Date: 18 Aug 05 - 05:48 PM

Swim clear.... she's goin' under...


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From: wysiwyg
Date: 18 Aug 05 - 05:55 PM

(H)

~S~


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From: polaitaly
Date: 19 Aug 05 - 05:46 AM

DO


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From: wysiwyg
Date: 19 Aug 05 - 11:52 AM

(A)

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: Ebbie
Date: 19 Aug 05 - 01:32 PM

youstillhere?


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: polaitaly
Date: 19 Aug 05 - 02:32 PM

RE


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From: wysiwyg
Date: 19 Aug 05 - 04:56 PM

(A)

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: John O'L
Date: 19 Aug 05 - 07:11 PM

I've been checking this thread as a sort of daily constitutional, or maybe as punishment for my sins, I dunno, but God help me...
It's so boring.

By comparison 'This thread will fall off the board fast' is absolutely thrilling.

LH, this is certainly not your finest hour.


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: polaitaly
Date: 20 Aug 05 - 02:38 PM

MI


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: wysiwyg
Date: 20 Aug 05 - 03:26 PM

(A)

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 21 Aug 05 - 03:15 PM

Finest hour it may not be..... finest thread it may not be.....

A way of passing a few minutes on a Sunday afternoon, when one has had as many baths as one sensibly can, and one watches the hands of the clock tick relentlessly round to 4 o'clock and one enters the long, dark, teatime of the soul. Yes... definately that.

LTS


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From: wysiwyg
Date: 22 Aug 05 - 09:39 AM

(A)

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: GUEST,glowworm
Date: 22 Aug 05 - 09:52 AM

light your little light

Make someone's morning bright


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Aug 05 - 10:01 AM

My intention was to launch a thread that would be slow, boring, utterly tedious, and deviod of real meaning or purpose.

I have succeeded.

Thank you very much. The secret to success lies in aiming for a realistically reachable objective. ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 22 Aug 05 - 10:27 AM

99 is the new 100.


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From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 22 Aug 05 - 10:28 AM

100 is the new 99.


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: frogprince
Date: 22 Aug 05 - 01:05 PM

The road goes on forever,    and the party never ends


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Aug 05 - 01:29 PM

Only the partiers...


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: frogprince
Date: 23 Aug 05 - 02:39 PM

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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: Cluin
Date: 23 Aug 05 - 02:44 PM

WAKE UP!


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: frogprince
Date: 23 Aug 05 - 02:52 PM

SLEEPY


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From: frogprince
Date: 23 Aug 05 - 03:11 PM

SOSLEEPY


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: GUEST
Date: 12 Sep 05 - 05:02 PM

What?

Where are we?


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 12 Sep 05 - 05:17 PM

Are you my mummy?

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: GUEST,Sammy the snail
Date: 12 Sep 05 - 05:20 PM

Pleeeeaase sloooow doooown beeeecaaaauuusssseee youuuu arreeeee goooiinnggg toooo faasst ffooorr meeeeeeeee.


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: Peace
Date: 12 Sep 05 - 06:48 PM

O


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: frogprince
Date: 12 Sep 05 - 07:15 PM

and she ra - am - bled, she ra - am - bled...


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: Peace
Date: 12 Sep 05 - 07:16 PM

K


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: frogprince
Date: 12 Sep 05 - 07:22 PM

she rambled 'til the navy cut her down...


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: JennyO
Date: 13 Sep 05 - 12:28 AM

Ohhhhh ......... I .............. see ...............   we're ................ baaaaaaaaaaaaaack ..........................


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 13 Sep 05 - 05:01 PM

noooooooooo..........I'mmmmmmmmmmmmmm froooooooooooooooooooooooonttttttttttttttt

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: Peace
Date: 13 Sep 05 - 06:17 PM

Ducks got down; people don't got down.


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Sep 05 - 06:33 PM

Yes, but...where do you get down?


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: JennyO
Date: 13 Sep 05 - 10:53 PM

From a duck. Eider dat or eider something else.


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: frogprince
Date: 13 Sep 05 - 11:13 PM

in the B.S. threads, way down below, watch this thread crawling, crawling so slow...


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 14 Sep 05 - 06:07 AM

Post 120... mmmmussstttt keeeeeeeeeeppppppppppp slowwwwwwwwwwwwwinggggggggg

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: polaitaly
Date: 14 Sep 05 - 07:55 AM

"The long, dark teatime of the soul."
Oh, Liz, I relly love it....
I had only to wait those mere 27 days to tell you.


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: polaitaly
Date: 14 Sep 05 - 07:57 AM

Liz, I see now that today is your birthday!
Well, I will tell to you " Buon Compleanno".....


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: polaitaly
Date: 14 Sep 05 - 07:58 AM

......in December ( if the thread last that long )


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 15 Sep 05 - 04:37 AM

Too














many















posts














DT


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: JennyO
Date: 15 Sep 05 - 06:47 AM

Ya think










we could











slow it down
















a little more?


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: frogprince
Date: 15 Sep 05 - 01:45 PM

I've been working on a really exciting rock-garden project; maybe I'll stop by here and tell you all about it...


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 15 Sep 05 - 04:13 PM

Polaitaly - Grazie.

It's a quote from 'Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy' by Douglas Adams (the books rather than the film, TV or radio).

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: gnu
Date: 15 Sep 05 - 06:44 PM

I have 35 posts stored up for this thread... oops... 34.


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From: gnu
Date: 15 Nov 05 - 01:11 PM

I am waiting froggy. Oh yeah, 87 now.


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: frogprince
Date: 15 Nov 05 - 04:08 PM

damnit, I meant to step on the BRAKE pedal!


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 15 Nov 05 - 07:53 PM

P..................a..................r...............d............o.............n?

DT


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: GUEST,Wilfie
Date: 15 Dec 05 - 11:50 AM

Is...this the one?


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From: GUEST
Date: 15 Dec 05 - 12:31 PM

It is!


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From: gnu
Date: 15 Dec 05 - 12:35 PM

Hey froggy... can't wait til next month. Oh yeah... 116 now.


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: frogprince
Date: 15 Dec 05 - 02:09 PM

If you're waiting on the rock garden, gnu, that project is pretty well "frozen" (literally) here for the next couple of months. What I'm waiting for now is to see Bobert's CD!


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: GUEST,Duane D.
Date: 15 Dec 05 - 04:59 PM

Folks,
Don't      worry      about    the      speed      of      this       thread,    that      snail    race       was          moving    faster.    In       line    with       Bill D,          when       I          was       younger I          was          FAST,      but       now       that    I'm       old            I'm       only       half      fast.    I          guess            I          fit       in       here    ok.
See ya next month....oh sorry, I mean next year.......................


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: Ebbie
Date: 15 Dec 05 - 08:55 PM

you'restillhere!


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: Little Hawk
Date: 15 Dec 05 - 09:17 PM

The ambition of this...thread...is to take a very loooooong time...to say.....almost nothing....and..........in a relatively small..............number..........of posts.

It's........the..........antidote....to.......the MOABS.


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Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: gnu
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 04:50 AM

I was gonna post at six months, but I just got around to it.


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