BS: Things we should not admit out loud

Subject: BS: Things we should not admit out loud
From: Donuel
Date: 22 Nov 05 - 09:42 AM

I would not ask people to extoll secrets but there are obvious things we should not admit out loud.

For example , my mother in law bears a strong facial resemblence to Garrison Kiellor.

Subject: RE: BS: Things we should not admit out loud
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 22 Nov 05 - 09:46 AM

I like Frank Sinatra
G ☺

Subject: RE: BS: Things we should not admit out loud
From: Amos
Date: 22 Nov 05 - 09:55 AM

Mine is polysaccharide and hypercritical.

A

Subject: RE: BS: Things we should not admit out loud
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 22 Nov 05 - 10:23 AM

Which mine is this, and what do they dig out of it?

Don T.

Subject: RE: BS: Things we should not admit out loud
From: Ebbie
Date: 22 Nov 05 - 10:27 AM

(Artificial sugar, I think.)

Subject: RE: BS: Things we should not admit out loud
From: Tannywheeler
Date: 22 Nov 05 - 10:47 AM

Back to the salt (?sugar?) mines....Tw

Subject: RE: BS: Things we should not admit out loud
From: Peace
Date: 22 Nov 05 - 10:51 AM

On even-numbered days the best sandwich in the world is peanut butter, raspberry jam, lettuce and banana. On odd-numbered days it's crisp bacon, strawberry jam and cheddar cheese. Both on toasted whole wheat.

Subject: RE: BS: Things we should not admit out loud
From: Amos
Date: 22 Nov 05 - 10:54 AM

Try the crisp bacon and peanut butter together, Peace; awesome.

Whole wheat roolz, dude.

A

Subject: RE: BS: Things we should not admit out loud
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 22 Nov 05 - 10:56 AM

He's not half the man his mother was!
G

Subject: RE: BS: Things we should not admit out loud
From: Gervase
Date: 22 Nov 05 - 11:23 AM

I fancied Julie Andrews in Mary Poppins.
Damn, admitted it now!

Subject: RE: BS: Things we should not admit out loud
From: GUEST,*daylia*
Date: 22 Nov 05 - 11:26 AM

As a C21 progressive peace-loving and oh-so-very-multi-cultural Canadian, I suppose I should not admit out loud that I avoid the Toronto area as much as possible these days.

THe colour of my skin now renders me a most visible (and uncomfortable) minority there, and the only language I'm fluent in is English. These 'handicaps' make even the most basic of everyday social/business transactions - like asking directions, buying a ticket or ordering a takeout coffee - a frustrating and lengthy ordeal. THe constant struggle to decipher the incomprehensible 'English' (???) of the person who's "serving" (???) me, and/or having to repeat myself, very slowly, over and over, rephrasing each simple question or request in simpler and simpler language so that maybe, just maybe, this time I'll be understood ... well, it's just not worth the time, energy and aggravation any more.

I've lived an hour's drive from Toronto all my life.   I used to love visiting and exploring and studying and shopping in the big city. Excursions to TO were always among the most memorable, enjoyable days of the year.

It used to feel like home there. It doesn't anymore.

I must admit that this saddens me, although I probably shouldn't do it out loud.

THanks for the place to admit the unadmissable, Donuel.

Subject: RE: BS: Things we should not admit out loud
From: Gervase
Date: 22 Nov 05 - 11:27 AM

"...Yes, your bum does look big in that."
"...No, that dress really doesn't suit you; it's meant for someone ten years younger and two sizes smaller."
"...Your mother coming to stay? Over my dead body!"
"...You are to singing what Douglas Bader was to tap-dancing. Why not take up the shaky egg instead?"
"..Actually, I thought that song was crap when I heard it sung by a professional. Now I've heard it murdered by an amateur, I know it's crap."

*sigh* Always wondered why I was turned down by the Diplomatic Corps.

Subject: RE: BS: Things we should not admit out loud
From: Cluin
Date: 22 Nov 05 - 11:31 AM

I think Kevin Bacon is pretty cool.

Subject: RE: BS: Things we should not admit out loud
From: Sorcha
Date: 22 Nov 05 - 11:42 AM

That you have racing stripes in your underwear?

Subject: RE: BS: Things we should not admit out loud
From: GUEST,Mingulay at work
Date: 22 Nov 05 - 11:45 AM

I shouldn't have eaten that curry - oh nooooooooooooo.

Excuse me.

Subject: RE: BS: Things we should not admit out loud
From: Seiri Omaar
Date: 22 Nov 05 - 11:49 AM

I don't like Tolkien.
.... Yes, I'm an aspiring fantasy novelist and Tolkien bores me.

Cheers, Seiri.

Subject: RE: BS: Things we should not admit out loud
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 22 Nov 05 - 07:12 PM

I really don't like fireworks.....

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Things we should not admit out loud
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 22 Nov 05 - 07:14 PM

And I have hairy elbows.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Things we should not admit out loud
From: GUEST
Date: 22 Nov 05 - 07:18 PM

Once, on arriving at work I sat at my desk and my (yesterday)knickers fell out of the bottom of my trouser leg.

Subject: RE: BS: Things we should not admit out loud
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 22 Nov 05 - 07:19 PM

I like hairy elbows....ooooopsss. Actually I have always liked hairy women and can't understand why they want to shave or wax.....are there any other men out there who think like me...should I start a new thread...I think I will.
Best wishes, Mike.

Subject: RE: BS: Things we should not admit out loud
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Nov 05 - 07:33 PM

I would like an opportunity to decorate Winona Ryder's nude body with little tendrils of maple syrup...all over...poured slowly from a glass bottle so as to make tasty line drawings of pastoral scenes and passages of romantic poetry on Winona's skin. I would then like to lick all the maple syrup off, bit by bit. I figure that I could easily while away a few hours doing this.

I would also like to dress up in a really good gorilla suit or chimp suit and terrorize the town after dark...but I'm afraid some idiot would shoot me.

I would also like to drop a watermelon off the observation deck of the CN Tower (the World's tallest free-standing structure, and it's in Toronto, Canada!).

And I would very much like to put a pie in George Bush's face.

All of these are ideas that have their merits, I think, but present certain complications...

Subject: RE: BS: Things we should not admit out loud
From: Peace
Date: 22 Nov 05 - 07:37 PM

Gives a new meaning to . . . .

Subject: RE: BS: Things we should not admit out loud
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Nov 05 - 07:40 PM

LOL! Ain't that a wonderful comment on human customs and notions...

Subject: RE: BS: Things we should not admit out loud
From: LilyFestre
Date: 22 Nov 05 - 07:55 PM

I actually LIKE Spam!!!!!!!!

Michelle

Subject: RE: BS: Things we should not admit out loud
From: Amos
Date: 22 Nov 05 - 07:57 PM

That link of Peace's looks like an old Ashcroft promotion...

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Subject: RE: BS: Things we should not admit out loud
From: Ebbie
Date: 22 Nov 05 - 08:05 PM

daylia, I spent a couple of days in Toronto last winter and enjoyed it very much. However, I was downtown among the shops and hotels and internet cafes so maybe my experiences were different because of that.

Other languages don't bother me at all. I spent years as an ESL tutor- I like the different rhythms and intonations.

Subject: RE: BS: Things we should not admit out loud
From: bobad
Date: 22 Nov 05 - 08:14 PM

I'd like to have a beer or two with with Martin Gibson in a bar.

Subject: RE: BS: Things we should not admit out loud
From: khandu
Date: 22 Nov 05 - 08:55 PM

I am not really myself.

Subject: RE: BS: Things we should not admit out loud
From: Peace
Date: 22 Nov 05 - 09:01 PM

You think YOU got problems. This poor kid's beside himself.

Subject: RE: BS: Things we should not admit out loud
From: Amos
Date: 22 Nov 05 - 09:12 PM

HE looks like he's enjoying it, though. I'm of two minds about it.


A

Subject: RE: BS: Things we should not admit out loud
From: Peace
Date: 22 Nov 05 - 09:17 PM

Ya been one-upped.

Subject: RE: BS: Things we should not admit out loud
From: number 6
Date: 22 Nov 05 - 10:30 PM

How can anyone 'up' that Peace!

*daylia* ... We moved from Toronto almost 7 years ago .. don't care if I ever return ... don't miss it at all.

Anyway ... I saw a UFO one nite last August.

sIx

Subject: RE: BS: Things we should not admit out loud
From: Peace
Date: 22 Nov 05 - 10:33 PM

I once saw a Sasquatch in New York City. Then it turned into a tree with bright blue leaves.

Subject: RE: BS: Things we should not admit out loud
From: number 6
Date: 22 Nov 05 - 10:35 PM

I remember seeing that very tree!!

Subject: RE: BS: Things we should not admit out loud
From: LilyFestre
Date: 22 Nov 05 - 10:39 PM

Brucie, a Sasquatch and a sheep walked into a bar....there has to be a joke in there somewhere....

Michelle

Subject: RE: BS: Things we should not admit out loud
From: Cluin
Date: 22 Nov 05 - 10:55 PM

A sasquatch and a sheep walked into a bar. They sat down on two adjacent barstools.
The sasquatch hailed the bartender for a drink but the bartender didn't seem to hear him.
The sasquatch waved his arms, bellowed, and thumped on the bar loudly again and again.
Finally, in frustration, the sasquatch got up and stormed out the door, never to return.
After her companion had gone, the sheep quietly cleared her throat. The bartender bustled over to take her order.
"I'll have a Cosmo, please." she said with a sheepish little smile.
"Coming right up, Ma'am!"
When the bartender returned with the drink, the sheep asked him, "Why did you ignore the sasquatch? I happen to know he's a great tipper."
"Ma'am," answered the bartender while wiping down the bar, "I don't believe there's any such thing as a sasquatch."
"No such thing?" asked the sheep, wide-eyed.
"No, Ma,am," he agreed."But I've always believed in ewe."

Subject: RE: BS: Things we should not admit out loud
From: LilyFestre
Date: 22 Nov 05 - 10:56 PM

LMAO!

Subject: RE: BS: Things we should not admit out loud
From: Peace
Date: 22 Nov 05 - 10:57 PM

A mangy looking guy goes into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "No way. I don't think you can pay for it."
The guy says, "You're right. I don't have any money, but if I show you something you haven't seen before, will you give me a drink?"

The bartender says, "Only if what you show me ain't risque."

"Deal!" says the guy and he brings a sasquatch into the bar from outside. He puts the sasquatch on the bar and it runs to the end of the bar, down the bar, across the room, up the piano, jumps on the keyboard and starts playing Gershwin songs. And the sasquatch is really good.

The bartender says, "You're right. I've never seen anything like that before. That sasquatch is truly good on the piano." The guy downs the drink and asks the bartender for another.

"Money or another miracle, or else no drink," says the bartender. The guy brings a sheep into the bar from outside. He puts the sheep on the bar, and it starts to sing. He has a marvelous voice and great pitch. A fine singer. A stranger from the other end of the bar runs over to the guy and offers him $300 for the sheep.

The guy says, "It's a deal." He takes the $300 and gives the stranger the sheep. The stranger runs out of the bar. The bartender says to the guy "Are you some kind of nut? You sold a singing sheep for $300? It must have been worth millions. You must be crazy."

"Not so," says the guy. "The sasquatch is also a ventriloquist."

Subject: RE: BS: Things we should not admit out loud
From: LilyFestre
Date: 22 Nov 05 - 11:02 PM

Things we should not admit outloud:

When I think about Brucie, I think about sheep.

Can't help it...he started the thread...now it's just stuck in my head!

*love you anyway Brucie*

*smirk*

Michelle

Subject: RE: BS: Things we should not admit out loud
From: Cluin
Date: 22 Nov 05 - 11:02 PM

There ya are. Two for the price of one.

Let's take this act on the road, Bruce.

Subject: RE: BS: Things we should not admit out loud
From: Peace
Date: 22 Nov 05 - 11:06 PM

I stole the joke. It was about a frog and a hamster. I have absolutely NO shame.

Subject: RE: BS: Things we should not admit out loud
From: Cluin
Date: 22 Nov 05 - 11:08 PM

Oh. I made mine up. Too lazy to steal one.

Subject: RE: BS: Things we should not admit out loud
From: LilyFestre
Date: 22 Nov 05 - 11:10 PM

LOLOLOL....he is completely ignoring me....LOLOLOLOL

Subject: RE: BS: Things we should not admit out loud
From: Cluin
Date: 22 Nov 05 - 11:16 PM

Get up and leave.

Then come in again and order a Cosmopolitan, Mich.

Subject: RE: BS: Things we should not admit out loud
From: GUEST
Date: 23 Nov 05 - 12:42 AM

Abby Sale's farts are like perfume to a mudcater's nose.

Subject: RE: BS: Things we should not admit out loud
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 23 Nov 05 - 09:25 AM

Never admit to having crabs       or fleas.


Or VD

eric

Subject: RE: BS: Things we should not admit out loud
From: Donuel
Date: 24 Nov 05 - 10:32 AM

I looked into the future again. I try not to do it very often because it is usually a disturbing experience.

So I tried to tune into celebrations to come.
Voila there they were, Laura and George Bush on TV's extreme home makeover helping to build a home for a Katrina victim. Sadly Jimmy Carter who did this for years and not just as a photo op, passed away a few months later.

AHHH and there was the NEW Mardi Gras! Oh jeez, there at the head of the parade was Barbara Bush followed by the Billy Graham singers and dancers. "The undesirable element has been washed away so the Mardi Gras now belongs to all people of good Christian values" said Barbara in her friendly but imperious tone of voice. Since the event was televised, the women who attempted to go topless were arrested and legally tortured.



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Subject: RE: BS: Things we should not admit out loud
From: *daylia*
Date: 24 Nov 05 - 10:49 AM

you saw a UFO?   What exactly happened, sIx? Tell me yours and I'll tell you mine ....

Subject: RE: BS: Things we should not admit out loud
From: Peace
Date: 24 Nov 05 - 10:57 AM

"Never admit to having crabs       or fleas.


Or VD"

Had all three in my life.

Subject: RE: BS: Things we should not admit out loud
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 25 Nov 05 - 04:32 AM

OK Peace, very noble of you to admit it,          but not round the dinner table, and it's not exactly a good chat up line is it ?

eric

Subject: RE: BS: Things we should not admit out loud
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 25 Nov 05 - 04:33 AM

And it comes across a bit like boasting.

eric

Subject: RE: BS: Things we should not admit out loud
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 25 Nov 05 - 05:31 AM

I like Gary Glitter!

Subject: RE: BS: Things we should not admit out loud
From: Desert Dancer
Date: 25 Nov 05 - 01:12 PM

I almost never post to threads like this but I spend waaaayy too much of my time reading them.... :-)

~ Becky in Tucson

Subject: RE: BS: Things we should not admit out loud
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 26 Nov 05 - 04:51 AM

flamenco ted, WHY ?

eric

Subject: RE: BS: Things we should not admit out loud
From: fat B****rd
Date: 26 Nov 05 - 03:04 PM

I think Roger The Skiffler should be taken more seriously.

Subject: RE: BS: Things we should not admit out loud
From: Biskit
Date: 26 Nov 05 - 03:05 PM

Daylia,
Would you happen to know where Marmora is? Some very dear friends of mine own a trading post down that way, and they always dread going to the "Big Smoke" Toronto as it is about an hour and a half away. Just wonderin'...
Peace! Through Understanding
~Biskit~

Subject: RE: BS: Things we should not admit out loud
From: Biskit
Date: 26 Nov 05 - 03:07 PM

Actually it's in Havelock Ont. but I figured there was less chance of you knowing where that was,..

Subject: RE: BS: Things we should not admit out loud
From: Biskit
Date: 26 Nov 05 - 06:38 PM

?

Subject: RE: BS: Things we should not admit out loud
From: Donuel
Date: 27 Nov 05 - 06:51 AM

Peace, speaking of multi breasted kitties...
there are some new genetic breast enhancement techniques that had some unexpected side effects

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just kidding...I think

Subject: RE: BS: Things we should not admit out loud
From: GUEST,Jaze
Date: 27 Nov 05 - 10:59 AM

I like liver and onions-(once in a while).

Subject: RE: BS: Things we should not admit out loud
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 28 Nov 05 - 10:15 AM

Eric the red,
             His records are fab!

Subject: RE: BS: Things we should not admit out loud
From: Donuel
Date: 28 Nov 05 - 09:26 PM

Since it is not a topic of polite discussion I have never met another person who is also an abortion survivor.

Subject: RE: BS: Things we should not admit out loud
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 29 Nov 05 - 06:20 AM

Bloody 'ell Ted, even flamenco is better than Garry Glitter.

eric