BS: And is Paul Simon even shorter?

Subject: BS: And is Paul Simon even shorter?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Feb 06 - 10:35 PM

...than Buffy Sainte-Marie...

Subject: RE: BS: And is Paul Simon even shorter?
From: number 6
Date: 14 Feb 06 - 10:36 PM

now he is a lot shorter than Buffy!

sIx

Subject: RE: BS: And is Paul Simon even shorter?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Feb 06 - 10:37 PM

He's so short that he bumped his head on the carpet edger!

Subject: RE: BS: And is Paul Simon even shorter?
From: number 6
Date: 14 Feb 06 - 10:38 PM

Bad LH ... bad

Subject: RE: BS: And is Paul Simon even shorter?
From: Peace
Date: 14 Feb 06 - 10:40 PM

Gettin' hard to keep up with these threads, LH.

Number 6--if yer gonna keep encouraging him . . . .

Subject: RE: BS: And is Paul Simon even shorter?
From: number 6
Date: 14 Feb 06 - 10:42 PM

So peace ... how tall or how short is Paul Simon?

sIx

Subject: RE: BS: And is Paul Simon even shorter?
From: Peace
Date: 14 Feb 06 - 10:47 PM

He is 5'2".

Subject: RE: BS: And is Paul Simon even shorter?
From: Cluin
Date: 14 Feb 06 - 10:49 PM

He's shorter than Art.

Garfunkel, not Thieme.

But then maybe that's true too.

Subject: RE: BS: And is Paul Simon even shorter?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Feb 06 - 11:12 PM

Art Garfunkel is so tall that he got mistaken for an escaped giraffe and was assaulted by zoo employees.

Subject: RE: BS: And is Paul Simon even shorter?
From: number 6
Date: 14 Feb 06 - 11:13 PM

someone told me
It's all happening at the zoo.

I do believe it,
I do believe it's true.

It's a light and tumble journey
From the east side to the park;
Just a fine and fancy ramble
To the zoo.

But you can take the crosstown bus
If it's raining or it's cold,
And the animals will love it
If you do.

Somethin' tells me
It's all happening at the zoo.

The monkeys stand for honesty,
Giraffes are insincere,
And the elephants are kindly but
They're dumb.
Orangutans are skeptical
Of changes in their cages,
And the zookeeper is very fond of rum.

Zebras are reactionaries,
Antelopes are missionaries,
Pigeons plot in secrecy,
And hamsters turn on frequently.
What a gas! you gotta come and see
At the zoo.

Subject: RE: BS: And is Paul Simon even shorter?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Feb 06 - 11:14 PM

It's true. Hamsters do turn on frequently.

Subject: RE: BS: And is Paul Simon even shorter?
From: Cluin
Date: 14 Feb 06 - 11:18 PM

What kind of porno have you been looking at?

Subject: RE: BS: And is Paul Simon even shorter?
From: number 6
Date: 14 Feb 06 - 11:18 PM

What a gas !!

Subject: RE: BS: And is Paul Simon even shorter?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Feb 06 - 11:19 PM

Ouch! I wish I had not seen that.

Subject: RE: BS: And is Paul Simon even shorter?
From: Peace
Date: 14 Feb 06 - 11:33 PM

What?

Subject: RE: BS: And is Paul Simon even shorter?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Feb 06 - 11:34 PM

Cluin's link.

Subject: RE: BS: And is Paul Simon even shorter?
From: Peace
Date: 14 Feb 06 - 11:35 PM

He found the missing link?

Subject: RE: BS: And is Paul Simon even shorter?
From: Cluin
Date: 14 Feb 06 - 11:36 PM

Ha! You looked!

Subject: RE: BS: And is Paul Simon even shorter?
From: frogprince
Date: 14 Feb 06 - 11:43 PM

Yeah, I*&# looked; froze my *&# computer like a *&# stone trying to turn the *&# off; had to turn it off at the *&# circuit breaker and go through the whole *&# improper shutdown routine. I'll shorten somebody's *&# link for 'em...

Subject: RE: BS: And is Paul Simon even shorter?
From: Gurney
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 12:13 AM

Paul Simon may be short (I don't know) but musically he is a giant. When he's standing in his field, no-one looks down on him.

That comes over as excessively greasy, but I do admire his work. Bridge OTW and Gracelands are tremendous records by anyone's standards.

Subject: RE: BS: And is Paul Simon even shorter?
From: number 6
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 12:24 AM

Graceland is a superb song.

sIx

Subject: RE: BS: And is Paul Simon even shorter?
From: frogprince
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 12:28 AM

just for me, "Diamonds in the soles of my shoes" does it even better.

Subject: RE: BS: And is Paul Simon even shorter?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 04:37 AM

He ain't short of cash, that's for sure!
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