BS: How do we end noodling on Mudcat?

Subject: BS: How do we end noodling on Mudcat?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 03:21 PM

What can you do if you are being noodled on the Internet? Coping with noodling can be difficult, but remember, you are not the problem, the noodle is. You have a right to feel safe and unnoodled.
And if you're different in some way, be proud of it! Stand strong. Spend time with your friends - noodles hardly ever bother people if they're with others in a group.

You've probably already tried ignoring the noodle, telling them to stop and walking away whenever the noodling starts.
If someone is noodling you, you should always tell a friend you can trust....or a highly paid analyst or counselor. This isn't telling tales. You have a right to be safe and unnoodled and freinds and professionals can do things to get the noodling stopped. So can a guy with a bullwhip, a TV remote, a machete, and a cattle prod. Such people can be hired in extreme cases of noodling.

We all owe it to ourselves not to turn a blind eye toward the noodling that goes on in real life, as well as in cyber-space. As Leonard Cohen once alluded to "the homicidal bitchin' that goes down in every kitchen"...this is not a matter to be taken lightly.

No siree.

Subject: RE: BS: How do we end noodling on Mudcat?
From: Peace
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 03:27 PM

"How do we end noodling on Mudcat?"

If noodling IS ended, how will fishermen get their catfish? Back to hooks or nets I guess.

Subject: RE: BS: How do we end noodling on Mudcat?
From: wysiwyg
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 03:28 PM

LH, are you trying to needle?

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: How do we end noodling on Mudcat?
From: Peace
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 03:36 PM

Well, torential rains in the south of Italy have ruined the spaghetti crops there. Noodling is coming to an end in some places--at least for this year.

Subject: RE: BS: How do we end noodling on Mudcat?
From: autolycus
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 03:38 PM

The answer?   Use your noodle.

Ivor

Subject: RE: BS: How do we end noodling on Mudcat?
From: Cluin
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 03:44 PM

Noodling between consenting adults is acceptable, though frowned upon.

Just keep the kids and animals out of it.



(pervert!)

Subject: RE: BS: How do we end noodling on Mudcat?
From: Purple Foxx
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 03:45 PM

Just can it.
Make your slogan "Can noodling on mudcat"

Subject: RE: BS: How do we end noodling on Mudcat?
From: GUEST,GS
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 03:52 PM

Being noodled, doodled, poodled and strudeled at the moment, where will it all end?

Subject: RE: BS: How do we end noodling on Mudcat?
From: Peace
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 03:56 PM

oodles left, GS.

Subject: RE: BS: How do we end noodling on Mudcat?
From: number 6
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 03:56 PM

Problem is most people 'over boil' their noodles to a mushy texture ... they must be served 'el dente'.

sIx

Subject: RE: BS: How do we end noodling on Mudcat?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 03:57 PM

Why do some people noodle?

There are a lot of reasons why some people noodle.

They may see it as a way of being popular, or making themselves look cool and in charge. Some noodlers do it to get attention or things, or to make other people afraid or envious of them. Others might be jealous of the person they are noodling. They may be being noodled themselves. It is a little known fact that hundreds of thousands of apparently normal, average people are closet noodlers.

Some noodlers may not even understand how wrong their behaviour is and how it makes the person being noodled feel.

If you have ever walked into the kitchen on a Saturday morning, looked around and said, "I don't feel like making eggs today. The hell with eggs! I'm going to make some noodles instead..." then you know what I'm talking about.

Subject: RE: BS: How do we end noodling on Mudcat?
From: Peace
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 03:59 PM

But it's OK to use eggs in the making of the noodle dough.

Subject: RE: BS: How do we end noodling on Mudcat?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 04:01 PM

True. Good point!

Subject: RE: BS: How do we end noodling on Mudcat?
From: Peace
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 04:01 PM

Or not.

Subject: RE: BS: How do we end noodling on Mudcat?
From: Cluin
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 04:02 PM

Stop it! This is a public place.

Have you no shame?

Subject: RE: BS: How do we end noodling on Mudcat?
From: number 6
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 04:05 PM

eggs in noodles is a shame.

Subject: RE: BS: How do we end noodling on Mudcat?
From: GUEST,HRH Good Queen Noodling
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 04:06 PM

Noodling shall never end. All Hail to the Muddy Noodle.

Plunge thy allegiances forthwith!


HRH Good Queen Nudelling Noodling

Subject: RE: BS: How do we end noodling on Mudcat?
From: Peace
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 04:11 PM

Two nice fisherwomen you linked to there, Queenie.

Subject: RE: BS: How do we end noodling on Mudcat?
From: autolycus
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 04:23 PM

Birds do it
Bees do it
Even Educated fleas go it
Let's do it
Let's fall in to a rather large pan of overcooked noodles,eat a bit,then see who makes it to the rim first...........love.



ivor

Subject: RE: BS: How do we end noodling on Mudcat?
From: Severn
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 04:31 PM

Noodle Hits (Pro & Con):

"I've Seen The Noodle And The Damage Done"-Neil Young

"Noodle-y Freight Train"-Terry Allen

"East St. Louis Noodle-oo" Duke Ellington

"Green Pastas In The Sky"-Larry Sparks

"Pennes" From Heaven-Stephane Grapelli

"Praise the Lord And Pasta Ammunition"-?

Noodle Artists:

Link Wray & the Ramen

Penne Seeger

Semo-Lena Horne

Subject: RE: BS: How do we end noodling on Mudcat?
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 06:43 PM

Indiana Jones and the Noodles of Doom?

The Good, the Bad and the overdone?

The Guns of Macaroni!

Buena Pasta Social Club....

I'll get me coat.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: How do we end noodling on Mudcat?
From: Cluin
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 07:57 PM

What's Noodle, Pussycat?

Subject: RE: BS: How do we end noodling on Mudcat?
From: GUEST,Cluin's girlfriend
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 07:58 PM

Well that does it now mister.

Subject: RE: BS: How do we end noodling on Mudcat?
From: Cluin
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 08:01 PM

I was just being friendly....

Subject: RE: BS: How do we end noodling on Mudcat?
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 27 Feb 06 - 03:05 AM

Noodling for catfish, and most specifically for mudcats, has been an illegal fishing method in Kansas for many decades. The practice persists in uncivilized adjacent regions like Oklahoma and Arkansas, and many see the apparently increasing demand to permit it under some conditions in Kansas as an **evidence if the complete degeneration of civilized society.

Even that other barbaric fishing method called "snagging" is permitted only for a few species of noxious "rough fish," principally "gar," and then only at specific sites and during limited seasons. Fishing with an unbaited hook, other than a clearly recognizable artificial lure, is strictly regulated. "Still fishing" with an unbaited hook is strictly prohibited in all other cases: a lure must be kept in motion.

Regulations on baits that are acceptable are few, although the long-favored "dynamite" has been specifically prohibited for quite a long time.


** In Kansas, almost everything except attending certain fundamentalist churches is considered evidence of the complete degeneration of civilized society.

John

Subject: RE: BS: How do we end noodling on Mudcat?
From: Paul Burke
Date: 27 Feb 06 - 04:05 AM

How do we end noodling? g.
How do we end noodling on Mudcat? t.

Subject: RE: BS: How do we end noodling on Mudcat?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 27 Feb 06 - 04:12 AM

Ask Leadfingers he's the world champion noodler!
G

Subject: RE: BS: How do we end noodling on Mudcat?
From: Amos
Date: 27 Feb 06 - 09:47 AM

IS there anyway to displace, dampen, steam out, strain or otherwise lessen the dedication to complete irrlelevant trivial flapdoodling around here? Trivial flapdoodling is the bane of the Mudcat.

A

Subject: RE: BS: How do we end noodling on Mudcat?
From: Duane D.
Date: 27 Feb 06 - 10:17 AM

noodling for dollars

Subject: RE: BS: How do we end noodling on Mudcat?
From: GUEST,number 6
Date: 27 Feb 06 - 12:15 PM

flapdoodling ..... noodle pancakes!

In that case I prefer mine el dente.

sIx

Subject: RE: BS: How do we end noodling on Mudcat?
From: GUEST,leeneia
Date: 27 Feb 06 - 01:56 PM

I googled "kugel" and got these noodles:








http://www.kraftfoods.com/recipes/SaladsSideDishes/PastaSideDishes/NoodleKugel.html

Try it tonight.

Subject: RE: BS: How do we end noodling on Mudcat?
From: rock chick
Date: 27 Feb 06 - 03:41 PM

Well sorry but i am all for noodling, just have to be careful not to leave any stains around!!

Subject: RE: BS: How do we end noodling on Mudcat?
From: Windsinger
Date: 28 Feb 06 - 01:38 PM

Well as a wise man once observed --

"When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles, and the bottle's on a poodle and the poodle's eating noodles, they call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle bottle paddle battle."

Fox in Socks, by Dr. Seuss

Slán,

~Fionn

www.geocities.com/children_of_lir

Subject: RE: BS: How do we end noodling on Mudcat?
From: Cluin
Date: 28 Feb 06 - 05:43 PM

Old Dr. Geisel would have fit in well here.

Subject: RE: BS: How do we end noodling on Mudcat?
From: Windsinger
Date: 01 Mar 06 - 02:34 PM

...then there's that "oodles of green noodles make blue poodles jump der shtroodle" quote from Bloom County.

(Can't remember the specific cartoon or context, I think Oliver was hacking into the results of some national survey at Gallup. Or something.)

Then again, this collection of threads probably JTS ("jumped their shtroodle") after the first three posts.

Slán,

~Fionn

www.geocities.com/children_of_lir

Subject: RE: BS: How do we end noodling on Mudcat?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Mar 06 - 02:51 PM

Why do people keep posting links to the Celtic fangirl with the harp? Why? What's the point?

Subject: RE: BS: How do we end noodling on Mudcat?
From: Cluin
Date: 01 Mar 06 - 02:55 PM

People?

That's Windsinger's website. She's the only one who posts that link. By way of a sig.

Subject: RE: BS: How do we end noodling on Mudcat?
From: Windsinger
Date: 01 Mar 06 - 03:10 PM

Little Hawk, that's my sig-line.

Subject: RE: BS: How do we end noodling on Mudcat?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Mar 06 - 03:14 PM

Oh, I see. Okay then. ;-)

I don't think you could possibly be more Celtic than that. If they make another Lord of the Rings type movie, audition for an Elf or a princess part, that's my advice.

Subject: RE: BS: How do we end noodling on Mudcat?
From: Windsinger
Date: 01 Mar 06 - 03:17 PM

Thanks. :) And sorry if the link's become an eyesore; I'm trying to push a demo CD through production, so every bit of walk-in traffic helps.

(If it's too obnoxious I can stop using it.)

Subject: RE: BS: How do we end noodling on Mudcat?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Mar 06 - 03:32 PM

No, it's nice. I just couldn't figure out why it was being posted. I thought I'd seen it on someone else's post besides you.

Subject: RE: BS: How do we end noodling on Mudcat?
From: GUEST
Date: 01 Mar 06 - 05:05 PM

no noodles? are you suggesting it's time Mudcat go low-carb?

Subject: RE: BS: How do we end noodling on Mudcat?
From: Cluin
Date: 01 Mar 06 - 10:05 PM

Bite your tongue.

(if you want low carb)