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BS: I'm not here any more.

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Little Hawk 28 Sep 06 - 11:29 AM
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GUEST 28 Sep 06 - 11:32 AM
Wesley S 28 Sep 06 - 11:40 AM
Clinton Hammond 28 Sep 06 - 11:41 AM
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Subject: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: GUEST,The guy who used to be here on a daily basis
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 10:07 AM

I have left. I have walked out. I'm not visiting this forum any longer. I'm finished with it. Through. Done. I have left the building. I'm gone. You won't see me here again. Never. I'm outta here. Matter of fact, you didn't even see this post, that's how gone I am. Live with it, you creeps. You're going to have to do without me in future. I can certainly do without you. I don't even remember being here, that's how gone I am.

I'm not here any more.


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 10:14 AM

We're never all here, not round here we're not....

Well, we're certainly not all there, and every 'there' must be a 'here' for somewhere.


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: MMario
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 10:15 AM

Why does this remind me of Dolly Levi and Horace Vendegeldar?


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 10:16 AM

It reminds me of Babyface Nelson.


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: Paul Burke
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 10:27 AM

I'm not all there either, so some folks say.


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: gnu
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 10:28 AM

Darn. I didn't get a chance to say goodbye.


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 10:29 AM

It reminds me of the Monty Python Dead Parrot sketch!
Also Guest I think you should not post on this thread.
Giok.


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: dwditty
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 10:31 AM

I think it really depends on your definition of "here."


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: number 6
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 11:06 AM

"Dolly Levi and Horace Vendegeldar"

Who the hell are these two ??

sIx


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: Bill D
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 11:07 AM

"As I was walking on the stair,
I met a man who wasn't there.
He wasn't there again today..
I wish to Hell he'd go away."


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: Big Mick
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 11:19 AM

Don't worry folks, this is a wannabe. I remember a guy who did this 7 or 8 years ago. Made a big deal of it, started a thread, ...... and in terms of words published, is still here today. ****snerk**** Anyone who doesn't know who I am speaking of?

Mick


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: jacqui.c
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 11:20 AM

6 - from the musical 'Hello Dolly'.


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 11:24 AM

and the poem is Ogden Nash.

For an editor, "here" is simply "there" anyway (enlarged so you can read it clearly).


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 11:29 AM

I don't, Mick. It must have been before I was here, I guess.


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: GUEST
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 11:31 AM

Goodbye.


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: GUEST
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 11:32 AM

"I don't even remember being here, that's how gone I am."

Fu#k, man. You are great. Please pass it over here, will ya?


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: Wesley S
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 11:40 AM

Now can the going away party start? I'll bring the ice.


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 11:41 AM

"I have left. I have walked out. I'm not visiting this forum any longer."

Who gives a shit..... just go....


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: Kaleea
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 11:41 AM

huh? who? where?


Well, I have this to say about that, :

    " . . .! "


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 11:44 AM

Philosophically, you are always "here" because you cannot be elsewhere than "here." Ergo, you cannot be anywhere than "here."


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: GUEST
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 11:45 AM

Mick, you can be such a mean, petty, arrogant ass. Why don't you wise up? You are a HUGE part of the problem.


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: number 6
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 11:45 AM

Thanks Jacqui ... very good ... now that I get it.

sIx


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: The Shambles
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 12:17 PM

Don't worry folks, this is a wannabe. I remember a guy who did this 7 or 8 years ago. Made a big deal of it, started a thread, ...... and in terms of words published, is still here today. ****snerk**** Anyone who doesn't know who I am speaking of?

Mick

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Subject: RE: A warm goodbye, from The Shambles.
From: Big Mick - PM
Date: 22 Jul 99 - 09:58 AM

>Snip<
There is a distinction that I would make. This is different from the fella (you all know who I mean, won't say the name) that insists on taking his nastiness to the personal level and inflicts it in all threads. His attacks are personal and he makes it impossible to avoid him. If that is what was happening then I would leave. But instead of making it a show, I would just send personal letters to those that I were close to, explaining my decision instead of making a public display. I would probably do an email to Dick, Susan and Max, as well.

Hate to see you leave, Sham. I would have expected you to stay and promote and defend your views.

Mick


No comment required.


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: Amos
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 12:24 PM

Dang, I never would have guessed this thread was about you, Shambo-me-boyo. Live and learn, huh?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: SINSULL
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 12:56 PM

Of course you're not Here. You're GUEST,The guy who used to be here on a daily basis. Here plays Third Base and a banjo.


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 01:06 PM

"Mick, you can be such a mean, petty, arrogant ass. Why don't you wise up? You are a HUGE part of the problem."

Like Mick has a monopoly on that....

Guest posts are a much bigger problem.


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 01:14 PM

Oh. You meant Shambles. Okay, then.

Did you say something, Clinton?


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 01:15 PM

Not to you, skitestain....


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 01:18 PM

Oh, goody.


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: M.Ted
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 01:42 PM

I love it when people make a point of telling you they've had it. My favorite, is"You won't have Nixon to kick around anymore, because, gentlemen, this is my last press conference."


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: GUEST,John Huggen (ship's surgeon)
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 01:50 PM

"Philosophically, you are always "here" because you cannot be elsewhere than "here." Ergo, you cannot be anywhere than "here."

Here ! Here!

By Jove! That is bloody brilliant.

In fact let's all drink to that.


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: gnu
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 02:08 PM

Seems like you can't have a party without party poopers. I'm with Wesley S. Let's get this party started anyway. Ignore the party poopers and they will not go away, it'll just be more fun.

So, as far as GUEST leaving before I had a chance to say goodbye, I think it's really neither here nor there. Kinda like trying to put Descartes before des whores.


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: Jeri
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 02:21 PM

Monty Python Galaxy Song

Whenever life gets you down, Mrs. Brown
And things seem hard or tough
And people are stupid, obnoxious or daft
And you feel that you've had quite enough

Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving and revolving at 900 miles an hour
That's orbiting at 90 miles a second, so it's reckoned, the sun that is the source of all our power
The Sun and you and me, and all the stars that we can see are moving at a million miles a day
In an outer spiral arm, at 40,000 miles an hour, of a galaxy we call the Milky Way


So the planet revolves at 900 miles per hour. the earth orbits the sun at 90 miles per second (5400 MPH), the galaxy is expanding its way through the universe at a million miles a day (694.444 MPH), and rotating at the same time, at 400,000 MPH. I figure we're moving at about 1,100,744 MPH while we're sitting still, and we aren't travelling in a circle, so I figure we're never going to be where we are now...or were now...or then. One wonders how far we really go when we walk to the store, or how far that poor little bug has to travel when he crawls up...(No, Jeri, just let it go...)







But...
(... just hit the damned SUBMIT button, Jeri)


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: GUEST
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 03:25 PM

I think you all got sucked in to trollery drollery.


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: Big Mick
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 03:42 PM

Sure there is a comment required, Shambles. You have just demonstrated again why I believe you should be banned. You take one comment, made 7 years ago, quote it in a vacuum, as if nothing had happened in the intervening time. You completely ignore the incessant rambling and attention getting ignorant drivel that you have put out since that has caused most people to come to the conclusion that your posts have no redeeming value. If you want to hold me to my words, fair enough. But use them in context, and post all relevant observations made by me. And you left out the most important one. You have been asked to leave by the owner. Please comply.

HG, it should have been obvious by now that your comments are not taken seriously by anyone. You blew whatever credibility you had years ago. Everything was good until I had the nerve to disagree with you on an issue. You went so far off the deep end, that all could see what you were about. Now you post anon, but your posts are so easy to spot as to be ridiculous. You are one of about 3 (including himself) that defend Shambles inane ramblings. Your comments about me have no effect, but to show you for the bitter person you are. Physician heal thyself is good sauce here.

Damn, it felt good to get that off my chest. Sometimes you just get tired of taking shots from people that offer nothing to the mix.

Back to the mists,

Mick


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 04:05 PM

Slow day in Minneapolis MN eh Mick?
Giok


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: Big Mick
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 04:11 PM

No, Giok, my belief is that this one is in Florida.


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: GUEST,The guy who used to be here on a daily basis
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 04:33 PM

Oh, for Christ's sake, NO!!!!! No, no, a thousand times NO!!! I thought I had left this accursed forum for good, but I had to stop in one last time and see how certain people responded to my farewell thread. (They say curiosity killed the cat...don't they?) And what do I see? My thread has morphed into another stupid wrangle between Shambles and Big Mick, etc...the usual, in other words.

The horror. The horror.

Look, I did not mean for that to happen. Never in my wildest dreams. It was the last thing I wanted to see happen. Trust me on this! My farewell thread has been ruined and utterly compromised by getting drawn into Shamblegate. My dramatic au revoirs, my final exit, my homeric taking of leave...has been turned to shit before my very eyes!

This is tough for me to say, but...(choke)(groan)(gritting of teeth)...

I am willing to come back immediately if you just all stop the Shambles-related wrangles on this thread right now! It's a hell of a blow to my dignity, but I will, okay? I'll return. I'll darken your door again, even though I swore I never would. I'll kibitz here with the rest of you on a daily basis, even though I'll hate myself for doing it. Just STOP with the Shambles vs whoever stuff, please! I can't take anymore of that!!!

I hope you all appreciate what this offer to return has cost me in destroyed peace of mind and loss of dignity, I really do.


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: IvanB
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 04:37 PM

Frankly, I think we're missing the point here. I see the initial post on this thread as a parody of all the various "I'm going, won't you be sorry" messages we've seen over the years.


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: GUEST,John Huggen (ship's surgeon)
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 04:43 PM

"I hope you all appreciate what this offer to return has cost me in destroyed peace of mind and loss of dignity, I really do."

I'll dshrink to that.


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: bobad
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 04:44 PM

Welcome back.


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: Big Mick
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 04:47 PM

Fair enough, but only if you leave Shatner wherever you went, you old reprobate. LOL. Sorry about that. My bad, and message received. LMAO.

Mick


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 04:48 PM

Tongue firmly planted in cheek ☺


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: GUEST,John Huggen (ship's surgeon)
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 04:52 PM

Oh my Gawd Ha, Ha, Ha, hiccup

Bloody good shport.

Let's all have dshrink, come on now hold yer glaases up while I pour us all one.

Let me fill me glass sfirst.


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 04:53 PM

Heh! Heh! I love it. This place is amazing sometimes...


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 04:55 PM

It's always good to see a prodigal son return, isn't it? Cause for celebration. Drinks all around!


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: Wesley S
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 05:01 PM

Isn't there a blues song called "How can I miss you when you won't go away"?


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 05:13 PM

Excellent title. That's just how I feel about Clinton, as a matter of fact. I long to get a chance to miss him properly. If I were rich enough, I'd offer him a whole lot of money to move to Afghanistan on a permanent basis, where he could go around trying to convert the Muslim heathens to atheism...


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: GUEST,Groucho
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 05:17 PM

(Spaulding/Groucho)
Hello, I must be going,
I cannot stay, I came to say, I must be going.
I'm glad I came, but just the same I must be going.
La La.

(Mrs. Rittenhouse/Margaret Dumont)
For my sake you must stay.
If you should go away,
You'd spoil this party I am throwing.

(Spaulding/Groucho)
I'll stay a week or two,
I'll stay the summer through,
But I am telling you,
I must be going.

sound bite at http://members.tripod.com/Cleo256/marx/hello.wav

--from the film "Animal Crackers" 1930


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: GUEST,lox
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 05:30 PM

I haven't been here for ages - about 6/7 years to be precise - dagnammit - I've been sucked back in to the black hole of mudcatta


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: GUEST
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 05:32 PM

Do you know Suzie Creamcheese?


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 05:49 PM

Before my time Guest
G


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 06:02 PM

I remember you, lox. You poor soul. This place is like a tarpit...easy to get into...almost impossible to leave.


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: GUEST,lox
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 06:04 PM

flypaper


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: Bill D
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 06:25 PM

"First you say will, and then you won't,
And then you say you do, but then you don't,
You're undecided now, so whatta you gonna do?"


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: Bill D
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 06:28 PM

Ya' know, I think this must be one of the popular places on the WWW to try to leave, but hard to ACTUALLY leave...*grin*

Must be the scintillating conversation!


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 06:34 PM

Yeah, that's probably it, Bill! ;-) Either that or it's the irresistible compulsion that most of us suffer from to get in the last word...


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: GUEST,Ibo
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 06:34 PM

Well sod off then


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 06:35 PM

No. You sod off.

(See? That's how it works...)


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: Bill D
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 06:41 PM

say...what IS sodding, anyway? I don't believe I know how to 'sod'.....off or otherwise.


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: GUEST,lox
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 06:46 PM

No (just to get the last word in) the problem is that you can't even insult someone in good faith here without somebody wishing to investigate the origins of the insult.


I look forward to reading the debate about whether it is possible to insult someone in good faith.

And I bet you know a song about it too ...

In fact you're going to direct me to the right page on the digitrad using a blue clicky thing - I can feel it

AAAAARGH


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: bobad
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 06:46 PM

♪♪You can check out any time you like
But you can never leave ♪♪


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: GUEST,IBO
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 06:49 PM

Well,bugger off then,is that better hog breath


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: GUEST,lox
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 06:52 PM

who was the first person to be referred to as hog breath?

Do you think it stems from Religious attitudes towards pigs etc?

There must be a thread in that somewhere ...


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: GUEST,Ibo
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 06:57 PM

You have got me interested,who first said hogs breath? Was it Kermit to Miss Piggy


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 07:03 PM

Yeah? Go flip yourself sideways from Sunday!

(Shane says that. It means SOD OFF!!!)


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: GUEST,IBO
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 07:10 PM

MMMM you are very interesting man.Are you a MORRIS DANCER?


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: GUEST,lox
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 07:12 PM

look (exasperated sigh) you're complicating matters now.

What exactly are we talking about?

Sodding off, hogs breath or flipping sideways from sunday.

That's it -

I'm really going -

By the time you read this I will be in bed.

I won't even sneak downstairs to see if someone has replied or not -

You certainly won't catch me posting a reply -

Oh my god I think I'm developing hogs breath.

It's something you get when you spend all your time in front of the computer and don't brush your teeth ...

... and you end up haviing to clean the sod off ... before it builds up too much and you have to flip it sideways to sunday (in the vain hope that you'll do something about it then)

Help me


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: The Shambles
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 07:15 PM

Now you post anon, but your posts are so easy to spot as to be ridiculous.

Mick - The only ridiculous thing being displayed here is your latest paranoia about your latest bogeyman.

No matter what rubbish you (as a 'moderator') publicly and irresponsibly inform our forum to be the case to fuel your latetset witch-hunt - it remains a fact that I have only ever posted on our forum under my membership name.

I will leave anonymous posting and imposed censorship - on our forum to our 'moderators' and will try to set a better example of posting behaviour than (some of) our 'moderators' do.


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: GUEST,IBO
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 07:20 PM

Lets talk about flipping hogs on a Sunday.I am the cuurent hog flipping champion of yorkshire.


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: GUEST
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 07:20 PM

"I look forward to reading the debate about whether it is possible to insult someone in good faith."

That wait may be a long one. It is demonstrable that before we can make 'sense' of what you said, Lox, we first must define the parameters of the vocabulary. First, what would constitute an insult? Second, what exactly do you mean by faith, and why would you assume that the faith you DO mean is necessarily good (or bad for that matter)? The 'looking forward' bit is also interesting, because it presupposes that you yourself have faith, and subsequently that 'faith' that you reference in your sentence quoted about will probably be shaded by the faith you possess.

Anyway, there are real philosophers here, so I will just say hello and how's it hangin'? Keep well. And you didn't answer me about Suzie Creamcheese.


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: GUEST,ibo
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 07:26 PM

I will try to insult you in good faith.Are you a christian morris dancer?


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: John O'L
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 07:27 PM

I left last night, but forgot to mention it.

Rest easy, I've decided to come back.
I mention this only for those of you who did or didn't notice my absence.


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: GUEST,ibo
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 07:31 PM

welcome back,you man of mystery.Are you a morris dancer.I once tried it but fell off the bonnet.


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: GUEST,lox
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 07:51 PM

I think the creamcheese could be a source of the hogbreath

I would argue that looking backwards presupposes considerably more faith, especially when you're coming in to land, however I am pleased that your paragraph recognized more than one faith and appears to be open to the existence and validity of other hitherto unconsidered types of faith.

As for being shaded or illuminated, you can have faith that the parameters of my vocabulary could indeed require a satisfactorily long period of time to define, and in all faith I have no desire to be shady.

I am curious as to how you support the claim that there are real philosophers here or indeed where they are meant to be exactly, or perhaps less facetiously how one is meant to distinguish them from other types (note I have omitted definitions of "real" etc).

other than that - HI - it's hanging loose like a long neck goose - and you?

Now I really am going to bed


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: John O'L
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 07:52 PM

ibo I salute you patience and persistance. You've been waiting 20 minutes for an opening for that joke. I'm glad I was able to supply it.


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: pdq
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 07:56 PM

Intended to produce a minor chuckle at best.


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 08:00 PM

Everyone has faith, Guest. The only question is, what do they have faith IN? With most people, I find their faith in the power of money is practically unshakeable. This was not so, however, on the decks of the Titanic in its final few minutes...


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: John O'L
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 08:40 PM

Ah, Little Hawk, we'll never know the deals that went down on the deck as it angled upwards...Manhattan may have been sold back to the Dutch.


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: Little Hawk
Date: 29 Sep 06 - 12:53 AM

Oh, I'm sure some deals were offered... ;-) And a few may have been taken. But my point was that there are situations where money will do you no good at all...and people tend to forget about that most of the time. That's because they have a lot of faith in the power of money...far more, in most cases, than in God, King, or country.


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 29 Sep 06 - 03:26 AM

'Sod off' is I believe an invitation to go commit sodomy in another location.
G.


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: John O'L
Date: 29 Sep 06 - 04:07 AM

I've always thought of 'sod off' as being pretty mild, but when you stop and think about it, it's really quite vulgar isn't it.
I guess I should've been more offended than I was all those times...


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 29 Sep 06 - 04:39 AM

It's also the first name of Baldrick - Blackadders' servant who's been in the family since 1548, but then, so has syphillis.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: gnu
Date: 29 Sep 06 - 06:45 AM

Sodoff Baldrick? I did not know that. Thanks Liz.

GUEST, The guy who can't make up his mind... Thanks for not leaving before I could get a chance to say good bye.


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: John O'L
Date: 29 Sep 06 - 08:35 AM

Hmm. It's getting late here. Think I'll leave again.

I've had enough! I'm leaving! Good Bye! Sod Off!


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: *daylia*
Date: 29 Sep 06 - 09:57 AM

Well I haven't been around here for awhile. And y'know what? It feels like have my own life back! I'm much less stressed, happier and best of all, I now have more time than ever to do all the things I LOVE to do! To spend time with the friends/family I'd neglected for so long staring at this computer screen I'd almost forgotten what they looked like. To dream and hypothesize and even dare to voice my ideas if I please, whenever I please, however I please without attracting the venom and bile and bathroom "humour" (?!?) of a slew of complete strangers.

Anything I miss about Mudcat? Well, yeah -- I do miss Mooh's posts. His friendliness and helpful advice/suggestions re guitars and music teaching. So I do check back here once in a while just to see what he's had to share ....

Anyways, it's been wonderful not being here for a bit. I'm really enjoying it! And it's gonna be a much loooooooooonger bit too. Guaranteed!

Just to please a few of you Mudcat relics, of course.

;-)

All the best,

daylia


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: GUEST
Date: 29 Sep 06 - 10:06 AM

"I will try to insult you in good faith.Are you a christian morris dancer?"

Thank you for trying to insult me in good faith.

Morris Dancer? Christian? SIR, I am a fu#kin' heathen and that's that. Use to be a regular, but have since become a guest. Prefer it that way.


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: *daylia*
Date: 29 Sep 06 - 10:06 AM

Oh and I miss you too, gnu.

*sniff sniff*

Hey, if I sit here thinking about it long enough I'll probably start missing a whole lot more of you too. Egads egads ... that's IT for me now, I say! Cats may have 9 lives but I ain't wasting 8.9 of 'em at this computer anymore. I'm OUTTA here!


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: GUEST
Date: 29 Sep 06 - 02:51 PM

Bye, Daylia.


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: GUEST
Date: 29 Sep 06 - 03:41 PM

Just checking in to make sure I'm still not here.
Ta ta.


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: gnu
Date: 29 Sep 06 - 04:03 PM

daylia.... farewell... adieu... parting is sucking sweet sorrow. I am remiss, in my missing you.


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: GUEST
Date: 29 Sep 06 - 05:16 PM

Farting is such sweet sorrow.


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: GUEST,lox
Date: 29 Sep 06 - 05:20 PM

Partying is such sweet sorrow ... tomorrow


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: GUEST,lox
Date: 30 Sep 06 - 04:46 PM

... hold on ...

... I recognize those footprints ...

... they're mine ...

... damn ...

... I've been going round in circles ...

... will I ever get out of here ...

... must ... carry ... on ... don't ... give ... up ...


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: Mr Happy
Date: 01 Oct 06 - 07:28 AM

it's the ultimate answer to the ultimate question:

'Why are we all here?'

'Because we're not all there!'


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: GUEST
Date: 01 Oct 06 - 05:19 PM

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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: John O'L
Date: 01 Oct 06 - 07:20 PM

Just dropped in to tell you I'm not coming back.


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: GUEST
Date: 01 Oct 06 - 07:26 PM

And I just dropped in to tell you I'm not coming forward.


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: GUEST,Lobelia
Date: 01 Oct 06 - 07:47 PM

I have left too. You lot are going to have to do without me. Don't bother begging and pleading either. I am not coming back.


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: GUEST,lox
Date: 01 Oct 06 - 07:52 PM

That's it!

I've had enough!


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: bobad
Date: 01 Oct 06 - 07:55 PM

I'm not here any more, or any less.


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Oct 06 - 07:57 PM

I've had it too! This is goodbye, forever. "Don't cry for me, Argentina..."


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: John O'L
Date: 01 Oct 06 - 08:15 PM

OK I'm back now.


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: John O'L
Date: 01 Oct 06 - 08:15 PM

Gone again!


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: bobad
Date: 01 Oct 06 - 08:18 PM

Jeeze, we never know if you're coming or going.


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 01 Oct 06 - 08:19 PM

Well, I'm still here! I ain't goin' nowhere! Wanna try an' make me?


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: bobad
Date: 01 Oct 06 - 08:21 PM

Uh...no I'm not inclined that way but thanks for the offer.


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: GUEST,lox
Date: 02 Oct 06 - 08:05 AM

Uh Huh! So where are you now?


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: GUEST,The guy who is once more here on a daily bas
Date: 02 Oct 06 - 08:14 AM

I have returned. I have walked back in. I am visiting this forum frequently. I have restarted it. Rethought. Undone. I have re-entered the building. I'm back. You will see me here again. Frequently. I'm intta here. Matter of fact, you even saw this post, that's how back I am. Die from it, you heroes. You're going to have live with me in future. I can certainly not do without you. I even remember being here, that's how back I am.

I'm here again.


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: GUEST,IBO
Date: 02 Oct 06 - 08:34 AM

On toilet break


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 02 Oct 06 - 12:52 PM

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: gnu
Date: 02 Oct 06 - 01:12 PM

You're back? For good? For better or verse?

Well, just in case, if I don't get the chance, byeeeee.


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: GUEST,lox
Date: 02 Oct 06 - 02:25 PM

well it's a pity I'll never know - as I'm not here at all


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: Little Hawk
Date: 02 Oct 06 - 02:46 PM

Neither am I.


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: GUEST,lox
Date: 02 Oct 06 - 03:02 PM

I don't know who you think you're talking to ...


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: John O'L
Date: 02 Oct 06 - 08:49 PM

...but I know perfectly well who they think the're talking to.
Constantly.
Yes, I KNOW. OK. I will. I said I WILL!


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: GUEST
Date: 02 Oct 06 - 09:01 PM

These posts would do well on the 85 billion thread, BTW.


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: Little Hawk
Date: 02 Oct 06 - 09:16 PM

How would you know? You're not here.


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: GUEST,lox
Date: 03 Oct 06 - 10:29 AM

excuse me ... just passing through ... can't stop ... very busy ...


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: WFDU - Ron Olesko
Date: 03 Oct 06 - 11:10 AM

I once was lost, but now I'm found.


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Subject: RE: BS: I'm not here any more.
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 06 Oct 06 - 07:29 PM

A grazing mace, how sweet the sound...


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