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Subject: Happy Birthday Katlaughing-A Spanking is Due From: catspaw49 Date: 28 Mar 99 - 06:10 PM I can't believe that once the cat was out of the bag, so to speak, a thread wasn't started. I just sat down for a few here between a park outting and a mall excursion and I find it's your birthday kat and I have to run across it on a thread!!!! I'll be back later to give you my "BEST WISHES." catspaw P.S. ... Banj you incredible dumbass...why didn't you start this thread and people could have been taking shots at KATHY for hours. We really are a fine pair of screw-ups!!! |
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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Katlaughing-A Spanking is Due From: The Shambles Date: 28 Mar 99 - 06:20 PM Happy Birthday Kat Strange thing is it's mine too. Not too sure I like the sound of the spanking part though? Errrrrr I don't know though, could be quite musical? Which are more musical, women's bums or men's bums? |
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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Katlaughing-A Spanking is Due From: SeanM Date: 28 Mar 99 - 06:42 PM As a representative of the Lollypop Kids Local New Guys International (LKLNGI Hall 43), I'd like to wish you a happy birthday from those of us who are just getting to know you... Better early than never... M |
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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Katlaughing-A Spanking is Due From: Roger in Baltimore Date: 28 Mar 99 - 08:09 PM Happy Birthday Kat! Roger in Baltimore |
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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Katlaughing-A Spanking is Due From: katlaughing Date: 28 Mar 99 - 08:41 PM YOU GUYS ARE TOOOOO MUCH!!!! Happy Birthday, Shambles, fancy that! Since we are supposed to have softer bums, could it be the women's are more musical? Or, does it all depend on who eats the "musical fruit"? SeanM, you Lollypop rep., you....too right better early than never! Thanks! Roger in Baltimore: Thank you! Catspaw, (HOW did YOU know about the spanking fetish?) I was hoping the day would just slip by you! Banjer was so quiet and thoughtful, but NO, my sis and her "outing" me; just had to get it started didn't she!? Ah, gang on wid ye'! My humblest and most thoughful thanks to all of you!This is truly a wondrous community and I am proud to be a part of it. The threads always make me live up to my name,Katlaughing |
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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Katlaughing-A Spanking is Due From: Banjer Date: 28 Mar 99 - 08:46 PM A fine pair/pear of screw-ups? Heck, Momma always told me find somethin' your good at an' stick with it....You all think being a screwup is easy? Well it ain't. You have to know all there is about doing something right so you can avoid those pitfalls and screw it up....Takes a lot more talent than you think....Not just anybody can be a screwup!! It takes an incredible dumbass or better to be really good at it. My ultimate goal beyond incredible dumbass is to be promoted to General F****P (you will notice that when encoded that is a Four Star rank) Anyway, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KAT and SHAMBLES...may you all have many more music filled ones.... Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to youooooooo!, Happy Birhday to you!! |
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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Katlaughing-A Spanking is Due From: Art Thieme Date: 28 Mar 99 - 08:46 PM Katey, Yer gift is in the mail--for real! Have a fine one!!! Art |
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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Katlaughing-A Spanking is Due From: AllisonA(Animaterra) Date: 28 Mar 99 - 08:57 PM All together now: We wish you a happy birthday A joyous and celebrated birthday To our dear Kat We wish you a long, long, life! Thanks so much for all you've brought to the Mudcat since you've been here! Love, Allison |
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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Katlaughing-A Spanking is Due From: katlaughing Date: 28 Mar 99 - 09:08 PM Laughing and crying At the same time Seems to be my Modus Operandi When visiting the 'Cat... So many new friends, so many dearly beloveds o'mine...words really do fail to convey how much you all mean to me. My love to you all. kat |
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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Katlaughing-A Spanking is Due From: katlaughing Date: 28 Mar 99 - 09:17 PM Dearest Art, Fine Art, Been wonderin' where ya've been! Thank you! I cannot wait! Dad is sending me a new one, when I get it, I'll either send a copy of that one or another and maybe a little rendition of mine (essay or poem) not sure which. Your's'll be one of the best birthday gifts, I know! Love ya, kat |
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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Katlaughing-A Spanking is Due From: Susan A-R Date: 28 Mar 99 - 09:23 PM Cut the cake and let's eat some more!! Happy Birthday to You. Hope you celebrated in style. Susan |
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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Katlaughing-A Spanking is Due From: Mikal Date: 28 Mar 99 - 09:24 PM Happy Birthday! Oh, by the by, take a drummer's word for it, there is better tone in the female bum! (by experience, 'natch) Mikal |
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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Katlaughing-A Spanking is Due From: Pete M Date: 28 Mar 99 - 09:26 PM Happy Birthday Kat and Roger from another dirty old ram. Pete M |
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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Katlaughing-A Spanking is Due From: Sandy Paton Date: 28 Mar 99 - 09:47 PM Birthday Greetings, Kat, m'luv. Sorry I'm so late with it. I decided to try to get some WORK done today while Rick Fielding and his wife, Heather, were off to Worcester where he played at John Henry's place. As a result, I missed the message that let the "Kat" out of the bag. All the best to you and yours, lass. Enjoy your day! Sandy |
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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Katlaughing-A Spanking is Due From: Don Meixner Date: 28 Mar 99 - 10:19 PM Happy birthday Kat. My best to you, I have to remind myself from time to time that I don't age, memories and friendships grow to fill the ever widening bag of experience that I carry with me. Thanks for coming along. Don |
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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Katlaughing-A Spanking is Due From: Lonesome EJ Date: 28 Mar 99 - 10:27 PM and smack! one to grow on. Yer bud LEJ |
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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Katlaughing-A Spanking is Due From: BK Date: 28 Mar 99 - 10:57 PM & a Zillion happy musical (& culinary!) good wishes to both Kat & Sham; Sing til yer hearts are full & eat great stuff til yer belly's are full.... Not sure abt that spanking bit, though.. Whatever.. Happy B-day any way.. Should we ask how old y'all are??? Cheers, BK |
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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Katlaughing-A Spanking is Due From: katlaughing Date: 28 Mar 99 - 11:43 PM Ah,geez, BK, I quit feelin'ANY age a long time ago, but if you MUST put an age ta' me, you must put the same age to "bbc"; she 'ad her 46th a few days ago, as am I, today!***BIG GRIN*** Mind, I canna answer for Sham! How 'bout it Mr. Shambles?Hehehe LEJ: Ouch! (more, more!)hahaha (That "more, more" was also for Catspaw's benefit!) Don: thanks to you for including me in your "bag". The feeling is mutual. Pete M: Aries, huh? When! Tell! Tell! (somebody else HAS to have a b-day thread sometime!) Mikal: You're sure catchin' on fast, me boyo. By drum! I'll take your word on it! Sandy, m'darlin', been hearing some fine things about you and yours from other Mudcateers. Knew them to be true even beforehand, and you're not late at all. I'm always on here about midnight and on, your time, dearie. Thanks so much, your words are precious for the feeling I know is there. Susan: rather a quiet day, but the way I wanted it. Rog got up and did all of the laundry, by himself, I didn't even have to fold (my usual job); read the paper, had breakfast, answered calls from family telling me happy b-day; Rog took me for a ride up on Casper Mtn., one of my favourite places, all dark, dark green of lodgepole pines, standing so tall and ramrod straight amid a field of deep snow in the shade, melting rivulets and plain old dirt in the high prairie sun; slashes of aspen trees silvery white, standing bunched together in a self-segregated style; wind bringing a fierce chill to the forty degrees and the scent of green, piney things and others pushing up through the soil or budding out on the branch. Watched some deer grazing, flicking their swishy tails in cautious apprehension, deciding that we weren't going to let the Mer-dog go after them; bright white and dark gray black clouds scudding across the brilliant blue sky, the sun playing peekaboo all day; then home....called the pizza delivery guy, made a salad and had my sisters and bro over, along with my daughter, Jerusha. We sang Prairie Lullaby (in the music therapy thread) over dessert and had a grand visit. Maybe call it a celebration of quietude and somewhat peaceful. Absolutely grand(!) when I finished off the day by logging on the'Cat and found all of my friends here, helping me to celebrate my being let out o'the bag!***BIG GRIN*** Love to you all, katl |
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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Katlaughing-A Spanking is Due From: catspaw49 Date: 29 Mar 99 - 12:46 AM I told you I'd be back. Interesting theory on the sound of spanking buns; don't know if I buy it, but I would like to get to the bottom of it. FIRST...... Leej ol' buddy, where have you been? We all, but especially me, get "Lonesome" without you!!! Banj, you incredible dumbass. We are both several "pear" of foulups away from attaining that exalted 4-star rank of General F****P. But I think we're zinging along toward it at breakneck speed. Sandy Paton: Damn Sandy, over on the Wasburn thread you asked me about Cletus. I bust my chops and run up my phone bill trying to track down the details and post them. Do you go back and read them??? And hey, this one is important. When you see Rick again, make sure he reads it too 'cause I NEED his help in my search. Then again, why would I expect you'll come back here? Oh well... AND...My Best on Your Birthday Kath...uh,no...katlaughing.
Dearest kat, You always have such wonderful words for us, both your own and those favorites by others that you pass on...You are a person of good words and good deeds and for your birthday, and for the Sham's, and all of our Mudcat friends, let me pass on these words you probably already know from the Hindu text, the "Bhagavad-Gita."
In battle, in forest, at the precipice in the mountains,
Your good deeds and good words will cover nine lives... Happy Birthday kat
catspaw
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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Katlaughing-A Spanking is Due From: Lonesome EJ Date: 29 Mar 99 - 01:46 AM Catspaw... I was, believe it or not, on a Mexican Cruise with my family the last week. Thanks for noticin my absence, I'm having fun getting caught up on the posts. Kat...hope the smack didn't sting... I was just testing for resonance...LEJ |
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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Katlaughing-A Spanking is Due From: Helen Date: 29 Mar 99 - 01:59 AM Happy Birthday katL and Shambles. How can I possibly do any better than catspaw's heartfelt comments today? I'll just repeat the lines someone quoted in one of the threads I looked up yesterday about the song "Happy Birthday" hippo birdie two ewes hippo birdie two ewes hippo birdie dear ewe hippo birdie two ewes (Sandra Boynton, was it? You'll just have to imagine the cute little animal pictures if you have never seen them before.) Helen |
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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Katlaughing-A Spanking is Due From: Sandy Paton Date: 29 Mar 99 - 03:16 AM Y'know, that Catspaw feller occasionally lets his real nature slip out in public for us all to see. He did it right up there, quoting from the Bhagavad-Gita, and meaning it! I saw your report on Cletus and Paw, Cat. Thought I oughta warn poor Animaterra that those ridge-running rowdies were headed her way, too, and get her to lock the doors and hide her Seagull under the bed till they passed by on their way to Maine. Just hadn't got around to it yet. My Caroline's away for a week, and I've had to fend for myself. Amazing, how much she does when I'm not looking! Rick and Heather are still here, and he's read a few threads over my shoulder, but he swears he'll wait until he gets home to catch up with you. Sandy |
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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Katlaughing-A Spanking is Due From: Pete M Date: 29 Mar 99 - 04:52 AM Hi Kat, can't match Catspaw, normal or serious, but I thought you might appreciate the following, on a card from my sister in law. "In about 4 billion years the sun will expand to a hundred times its present size and temperature, and engulf the earth in a firey death. - Not as bad as your birthday cake, but still pretty scary!" (I beat you by three days) OOoh beat you, back to spanking again! Pete M
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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Katlaughing-A Spanking is Due From: bill\sables Date: 29 Mar 99 - 06:29 AM All the best kat and you too Shambles May you have many more birthdays. |
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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Katlaughing-A Spanking is Due From: AlistairUK Date: 29 Mar 99 - 07:41 AM KAT: (to the tune of Happy birthday to you)
Parabens pra voc‚
trans: Happy birthday to you Happy birthday kat and lots of them beijos(kisses) Alistair |
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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Katlaughing-A Spanking is Due From: Big Mick Date: 29 Mar 99 - 09:09 AM Katey, and sure but aren't ye just grand!!!! Happy Birthday, my friend. I took a few days and rested, these damn organizing campaigns take more and more out of me the older I get. Here are some blessings and toasts I looked up for you. May the lilt of Irish laughter Lighten every load May the mist of Irish magic Shorten every road May you taste the sweetest pleasures That fortune ere bestowed, And may all your friends remember The favors that are owed. Deep peace of the running waves to you. Deep peace of the flowing air to you. Deep peace of the smiling stars to you. Deep peace of the quiet earth to you. Deep peace of the watching shepherds to you. Deep peace of the Son of Peace to you. May the good saints protect ye, And the divil neglect ye! May the hinges of our friendship never grow rusty. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MY FRIEND Mick |
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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Katlaughing-A Spanking is Due From: o'hanrahan Date: 29 Mar 99 - 10:01 AM Kat, Hippo, birdie, 2 ewes. Hippo, birdie, 2 ewes. Hippo, birdie, deer ewe. Hippo, birdie, 2 ewes. |
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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Katlaughing-A Spanking is Due From: Pete Peterson Date: 29 Mar 99 - 10:23 AM One day late but It makes me think of the good old days Happy Birthday To You You sure grew out of your baby ways Happy Birthday to You 46th birthday we wish you many more With health and wealth and friends by the score So cut the cake & we'll eat some more Happy Birthday to You Tina Liza Jones's "Birthday Cake" song Yea kat! |
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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Katlaughing-A Spanking is Due From: The Shambles Date: 29 Mar 99 - 01:09 PM Thanks two ewe all. Kat I will make you feel a whole lot better by admitting that I am two years older (wiser?) than ewe. Love from a ram that's taken a battering. Alison If you send me your snail mail address, I will send you some Galaxy, a whole baa, even. I have now more chocolate than even I can deal with. |
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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Katlaughing-A Spanking is Due From: AlistairUK Date: 29 Mar 99 - 01:20 PM Shambles: Look don't try and fleece Alison. Be careful because you're horning in on Big Mick's territory I don't think he wool-d like that. Pun Punishing Alistair |
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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Katlaughing-A Spanking is Due From: Allan C. Date: 29 Mar 99 - 01:21 PM I won't even try to match the wond'rous sentiments already expressed by others. Just a simple wish from me to you for yet another great year of Mudcatting and of the other great things in life. Allan |
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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Katlaughing-A Spanking is Due From: bbc Date: 29 Mar 99 - 08:32 PM Katey, That's what I get for being subtle! :) What a great thread, though; it warms my heart that so many have sent you greetings. Hope this year is the *best* yet! Hope we'll meet in person before long, bbc (the other 46 yr-old) |
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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Katlaughing-A Spanking is Due From: catspaw49 Date: 29 Mar 99 - 08:40 PM Say bbc, I ran across the ref to your birthday late last night and perhaps WE DO need a BD thread. In any case, Happy Birthday!!! SpecialNote: BANJ--You incredible dumbass...why didn't you pick up on bbc's birthday? Get on the ball...your stars are getting closer. catspaw |
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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Katlaughing-A Spanking is Due From: Banjer Date: 30 Mar 99 - 04:44 AM I thought it was your turn to pick up on somethin'. Besides, I was busy looking around the local mall for your two wayward dimwits....I think I found them and many of their relations last night. Gawd this area is crawlin' with them. (I found enough toothless grins to make up TWO front rows at a banjo concert) I wonder if the blue moon has anything to do with it (March 31). We had a blue moon in January already so this is the second one this year. I don't think many of THEM have recovered from the first one yet! I'll go back to my research now.....Banjer BS, PHD, ID (Them's some right nice titles I've accumulated) |
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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Katlaughing-A Spanking is Due From: Night Owl Date: 30 Mar 99 - 05:18 AM Kat---HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!Not sure if you've seen this....sending it to you for your friends to be prepared in the future!! Called "WARNING" written by Jenny Joseph. |
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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Katlaughing-A Spanking is Due From: Steve Parkes Date: 30 Mar 99 - 10:26 AM I don't seem to have added my two penn'orth, but everyone else has pinched all the best greetings ... still, just wait till you get to my age next year - oh no, then I'll be ... I'm gonna have to go and lie tdown and work this out! Just enjoy yourself until July Steve |
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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Katlaughing-A Spanking is Due From: Sam Pirt Date: 30 Mar 99 - 12:17 PM HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM THE UK CATLAUGHING!!!! may you spend many more musical hours on mudcat entertaining us with your wit, suprising us and maybe yourself with your knowledge and may you continue for many more years. I look forward to it. Bye, Sam |
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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Katlaughing-A Spanking is Due From: Bert Date: 30 Mar 99 - 01:45 PM I do wish you the happiest of birthdays but a horrble thought has ocurred to me. If this sort of thing catches on and we get a thread started for every Mudcateer's goddam birthday we'll not have room for anything else :-). Have a bloody good time anyway. And lot's more ov 'em. Bert. |
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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Katlaughing-A Spanking is Due From: Penny Date: 30 Mar 99 - 04:11 PM Can't send the drawing that goes with the best birthday card idea I've seen. Please visualise a set of little birds on a run of five telephone lines, appropriately placed for the notes, while tweeting the words! Happy Birthday. |
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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Katlaughing-A Spanking is Due From: Night Owl Date: 30 Mar 99 - 04:59 PM OK kat...trying this again. (I tried to do line breaks before...obviously did it wrong.) If you haven't read this before, save it and read it again in a couple decades! "WARNING" written by Jenny Joseph When I am an old woman I shall wear purple With a red hat which doesn't go, and doesn't suit me. And I shall spend my pension on brandy and summer gloves And satin sandals, and say we have no money for butter. I shall sit down on the pavement when I'm tired And gobble up samples in shops and press alarm bells And run my stick along the public railings And make up for the sobriety of my youth. I shall go out in my slippers in the rain And pick the flowers in other people's gardens And learn to spit. You can wear terrible shirts and grow more fat And eat three pounds of sausages at a go Or only bread and pickle for a week And hoard pens & pencils & beermats & things in boxes But now we must have clothes that keep us dry And pay our rent and not swear in the street And set a good example for the children We must have friends to dinner and read the papers. But maybe I ought to practise a little now? So people who know me are not too shocked and surprised When suddenly I'm old, and start to wear purple.
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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Katlaughing-A Spanking is Due From: bbc Date: 30 Mar 99 - 05:03 PM Thanks, catspaw! Bert's right--we don't want to turn this into a birthday discussion group, but it's fun, just the same! Happy birthday or unbirthday to all! love & hugs, bbc |
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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Katlaughing-A Spanking is Due From: Bert Date: 30 Mar 99 - 05:05 PM I like that Night Owl, it has given me an idea. I think that this year I will plant a lot of flowers in the strip of dirt outside my fence. Then maybe I'll be lucky enough to have old ladies come by and pick some. Bert. |
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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Katlaughing-A Spanking is Due From: katlaughing Date: 30 Mar 99 - 05:28 PM Night Owl, I had read that years ago, when my mom sent it to me. AND my favourite colour to wear is, you guessed it, PURPLE! AND, I ain't gonna wait til I am that old!***BG*** But, I didn't have a copy of it until now AND I shall read it every decade! THANKS! THANK YOU TO EVERYONE! This has truly been a memorable one, thanks to all of you! WE DO NEED A B-DAY THREAD, OTHERWISE I WILL BE TOTALLY EMBARRASSED ABOUT BEING THE ONLY ONE, SO PLEASE FIND OUT THOSE DATES OR POST YER OWN AND LET'S GET TO IT! Love you all, katlaughing |
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