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GUEST,Ms Penelope Rutledge BS: Penelope Rutledge to announce engagement (121* d) RE: BS: Penelope Rutledge to announce engagement 11 Dec 03

I heard about this from a friend, but I didn't believe it. Now I believe it.

Let me be perfectly frank when I say that you can all take a flying leap into Hades! There are days when I wish I had never heard of the Internet and this is definitely one of them.

I am going to tell you something about Pruella Tattle. She is the ugliest, most unmarriageable bit of dessicated, sallow, corporeal demon-effluent that ever wielded a pen in her clawlike hand. Why is she still a "miss" at 45? I'll tell you why. There are a great many stupid men in this town, but only a few who are irretrievably insane, and even they wouldn't have her! There is no clammy stone or wornout attress she will not look under, no limit to her mundane curiosity regarding other people's business. She is the living proof that those with the blackest hearts live the longest and talk the loudest, and get paid for doing it!

As for you, Amos, I can detect distinctions you haven't even dreamed of yet! You had best watch it, sir.

Miss "Q"? I am going to find you, and you will not like it when I do.

* PR

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