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GUEST,Winston Wellington-Jones	BS: Penelope Rutledge to announce engagement (121* d)	RE: BS: Penelope Rutledge to announce engagement	15 Dec 03
If it were not for the nanny-like interference of certain blathering bureaucrats in high places, I should suggest dueling pistols, West. Alas, it is illegal now to duel to the death in the U.K. This is certainly to your great good fortune, sir! Therefore, what I do suggest is boxing gloves and a 12-round match, Marquis of Queensbury rules, sometime in early January after the festive season is over. I will be happy to provide the boxing ring, the equipment, and a trained referee, and may the best man win. If I were you, I should start training at once, and lay off the figgy duff. It's bad for the wind. You may have your seconds contact mine any night after 7:00 at the Vicar's Inn in Twilligsgate. Ask for Eddie. Prepare for a rude awakening, old chap...or perhaps I should say, a short nap on the canvas. - Winston Wellington-Jones

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