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GUEST,Jade BS: SHOCKER: Dems Fold to Bush (123* d) RE: BS: SHOCKER: Dems Fold to Bush 26 May 07


The war in Iraq is now the Democrats' war. They could've pulled the plug but didn't. The two-headed Bush/Clinton team continues to deceive by tossing the ball from one hand to the other, while the spectators scream excitedly. The clock is running out on the US dollar, which is falling at an avg rate of 2 cents per week now, and the fans are eagerly cheering the "minimum wage hike" and anticipating the next Big Game, which the underdog Democrats will win. Everything will be great then, when Hillary is leading the charge down the field. Of course the dollar will be worth a peso by then, and there will be a "terrorist event" right after she's inserted into office with 2% of the popular vote (damn hanging chads and electronic glitches). But she'll rally the team, merge the US with Canada and Mexico and start rounding up the seditionist Christians and Republicans. She'll use the Republicans' own "caging" lists of voters to do it, and unfortunately most of the names on those lists are of blacks named Johnson, Jackson and Jones, so blacks in America will "accidentally" be purged along with the evil right-wingers, but the commentators will direct you back to the Hillary/Jeb team tossing the ball from one hand to the other, and the mesmerism will continue while Jeb is groomed for the next victory. Chelsea is warming the bench--but what's this? Is she standing up now, getting ready to come into the game? How long can these two dynasties keep it up? Stay tuned.


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