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GUEST,Catwoman Christmas Parodies I (179* d) Lyr Add: I WANT A KEG OF MURPHY'S STOUT FOR... 25 Dec 00


Here is one that I am in the middle of writing. If you are interested, I can post the rest as soon as I finish it up.

It is to the tune of "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas"

I WANT A KEG OF MURPHY'S STOUT FOR CHRISTMAS

I want a keg of Murphy's Stout for Christmas
Only a keg of Murphy's Stout will do
Don't want a Bud, a beer that I abhor.
I want a keg of Murphy's Stout to drink on Christmas morn.

I want a keg of Murphy's Stout for Christmas
Please play Santa and bring me the brew.
You won't have to use our dirty chimney flue
Just bring it through the door
And bring a tap so we can pour

I can see me now on Christmas morning
Crawling down the stairs
Oh what joy, and what surprise
When I open up my eyes
To see a Murphy's tapped and waiting there.

I want a keg of Murphy's Stout for Christmas
Only a keg of Murphy's Stout will do
No Miller Lite, no Blatz or Schlitz or Coors
Murphy's Stout is the beer that I adore.
And all my friends like Murphy's like I do.

Rest to follow


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