Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS From: Metchosin Date: 13 Sep 03 - 03:11 PM yup!!!! you understood that one alright....*LOL* |
Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS From: Amos Date: 13 Sep 03 - 03:05 PM as soon as I have forgotten my objective I pursue it with a vengence LOL!! So it's "I forget where we are going or why but PLEASE hurry up dammit!!"? A |
Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS From: Metchosin Date: 13 Sep 03 - 02:14 PM yup!! only trouble is, my husband claims I am a Virgo that had gone way off the rails....meant to be practical, but as reliable as "vintage" English station wagon. My family also accuses me of being ADD Obsessive Compulsive, as soon as I have forgotten my objective I pursue it with a vengence. Not sure you would consider me swell company Amos.*BG* |
Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS From: Amos Date: 13 Sep 03 - 01:46 PM Thanks Metchosin -- us picky Virgos gotta stick together, right? A |
Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS From: Metchosin Date: 13 Sep 03 - 01:31 PM Happy Birthday Amos from another fellow Virgin. |
Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS From: Amos Date: 13 Sep 03 - 01:21 PM Why, MBO!!! What a joy to hear from ye!! Thanks a lot, keed!! A |
Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS From: Matt_R Date: 13 Sep 03 - 10:32 AM Happy Birthday Amos, you old codger!! |
Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS From: Amos Date: 13 Sep 03 - 10:30 AM Aw thanks, LL and Peg. And Rog. This place is SO kewl!! As it turned out I had a great day, took the BBW downtown for dancing lessons and then we thought (she shought) we'd go to thi place on the fifteenth floor of a hotel near the La Jolla beaches and lo, surprise, there were friends waiting around a table and we all got tiddly. My M-in-law sent me one of those extraordinarily cool-looking cameras for having video chats. Andf my BBW herself snuck in to my office and installed a new CD/DVD drive in my puder!! Talk about clever, she ain't by half, I swan!! I was very impressed!! And a book on wooden boats! Wow! Oh, Spaw, Spaw, Spaw....I am not going to rise to the bait, which smells like old fish. Instead I would like to congratulate you on the success of your body-building program which is obviously doing you a world of good even if in a lopsided way. A |
Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS From: Peg Date: 13 Sep 03 - 12:07 AM happy birthday to a gentleman and a scholar. love peg |
Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS From: Lyrical Lady Date: 12 Sep 03 - 11:32 PM Happy Birthday Amos! And BTW... you can tell the Spawzer that " Mamma don't allow no ass kissin' round here!! LL ( I got soup!) |
Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS From: rangeroger Date: 12 Sep 03 - 10:38 PM Hey Amos, a very Happy Birthday from the wilds of North Idaho. I keep forgetting that you are older than I am. rr |
Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS From: wysiwyg Date: 12 Sep 03 - 10:22 PM I knew God had saved Spaw's life for a special purpose. I feel so affirmed now in my faith. It's been hard to hang onto it, you know. ~Susan |
Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS From: catspaw49 Date: 12 Sep 03 - 10:10 PM I'm sorry....I have waited as long as possible but this thread fails to pass the "Joe Offer Birthday Standard" test as most of the posts, with a few exceptions are as boring as camel shit in Morocco. I really hate to have to be the one who constantly keeps these friggers from being a long line of the same dumbass "Happy Birthday" messages which Joe simply hates. On that basis, my dear Amos, I am forced, you understand, to say: FUCK OFFFUCK YOUR BIRTHDAYand of courseFUCK YOUAs a special present I can also addKISS MY ASSOkay, the thread is saved. Gawdamn Joe Offer anyway........Spaw |
Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS From: Amos Date: 12 Sep 03 - 08:04 PM HerSAILF???Wow!! I am truly honored and uprisen!! :>) A |
Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS From: michaelr Date: 12 Sep 03 - 07:26 PM And the same from me. AND MANDY MOOORE! Cheers, Michael |
Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS From: Gareth Date: 12 Sep 03 - 07:25 PM KEEP BREATHIN' BUTTY ! Ask a Valleys man to translate that !! Gareth |
Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS From: Giac Date: 12 Sep 03 - 07:22 PM Great day to you, Amos. Hope you're having fun and presents of mind. Mary |
Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS From: Bobert Date: 12 Sep 03 - 07:17 PM The cake is in the mail. Baked it myself. Even lit the candles so you won't have to do a danged thing.... Happy B-Day, pal... Bobert |
Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS From: Paul G. Date: 12 Sep 03 - 06:22 PM Have a grand one, my friend. You've certainly earned it. pg |
Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS From: Amos Date: 12 Sep 03 - 05:46 PM I'm sorry, Hes but I have a firm policy of requiring personal delivery on hugs, but we will be glad to put you up while you deliver them!!! C-flat that site is a treasure-trove of bizarre images!! It certainly proves that holding tightly onto beer cans makes people do odd things! A |
Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS From: hesperis Date: 12 Sep 03 - 05:08 PM Happy birthday! Have a large order of hugs with that, too! |
Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS From: C-flat Date: 12 Sep 03 - 04:54 PM If you're having some female company over to help you celebrate, be sure to lock the door against gate-crashers! |
Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS From: Amos Date: 12 Sep 03 - 04:51 PM Heric: Well ya see the way of it, mate; she came over and asked a question like that and the Missus standing right there, and all, and me not knowing what to think and all embarrassed and such, so as is usual in such cases I asked the guiding light of me life and she reckoned soup was the better answer. So that's what I said. Well, actually what she said was I had better say Soup if I knew what was good for me, which come to think of it is not the same thing, now is it? Hmmm..... A |
Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS From: Dave Swan Date: 12 Sep 03 - 04:42 PM Many Happy Reurns of the Day, pal. D&P |
Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS From: Tinker Date: 12 Sep 03 - 04:29 PM Happy Birthday !!!! Have a great time doing....whatever comes to mind.. Blessings Tinker |
Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS From: Amos Date: 12 Sep 03 - 04:18 PM Raptor: That's a wonderful excuse to find younger women to feel. Always wondered how they felt, but was afraid to ask! :>) A |
Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS From: Raptor Date: 12 Sep 03 - 03:41 PM You're only as old as the woman you feel! Raptor |
Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS From: John MacKenzie Date: 12 Sep 03 - 02:58 PM So the relationship remains un-consommee'd. Giok..... I'll get me coat |
Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS From: Janie Date: 12 Sep 03 - 02:41 PM Hurray and Happy B'day! Janie |
Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS From: GUEST,heric Date: 12 Sep 03 - 02:39 PM well, the dancer just came back from Amos' house, and she says that when she told him a bunch of us had pitched in for her to offer him super sex, his only response was that he wanted soup. |
Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS From: sian, west wales Date: 12 Sep 03 - 02:31 PM Penblwydd Hapus, Gariad! sian |
Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS From: Áine Date: 12 Sep 03 - 02:20 PM Happy Birthday to ol' Brother Amos, Who tried to make some of us famous, By making CDs, All of us tried to please, So who should say 'Happy Birthday', but us? Wretched, I know, dear -- But, after reading that, do you need any other excuse to reach for a bottle of cheap plonk, raise a glass to yourself and PARTY 'TILL YOUR PANTS FALL OFF!!! . . . but, don't forget to write a song about it tomorrow ;-) Have a happy, happy natal celebration!! Luv ya bunches, Áine |
Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS From: John MacKenzie Date: 12 Sep 03 - 01:52 PM Outre Amos?? Giok |
Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS From: Amos Date: 12 Sep 03 - 01:48 PM Aw, Nathan and M'lark!! Thanks so much. Here's a gift in exchange: RIGHT I believe that unarmed truth and unconditional love will have the final word in reality. This is why right, temporarily defeated, is stronger than evil triumphant. Martin Luther King jr. |
Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS From: Mudlark Date: 12 Sep 03 - 01:42 PM Ahem...tap, tap, tap....hmmmmmmmmmmm For he's a jolly good fellow A right fine musician and mellow So here is a big birthday bellllloooowwww To celebrate the day.... HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEAR AMOS!!!! |
Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS From: Amergin Date: 12 Sep 03 - 01:33 PM Happy birthday Amos! |
Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS From: Amos Date: 12 Sep 03 - 10:18 AM Tanx, CatsPh!!! A |
Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS From: GUEST,catsphiddle @ work Date: 12 Sep 03 - 10:16 AM Hi Amos! Happy Birthday hope you have a grand time!!! Khatt |
Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS From: Amos Date: 12 Sep 03 - 10:16 AM Wow -- The Erect Fossils!! That means a lot, RR!! After all these years of hoping... LOL! Cupcakes may be directed to my mailbox at the Neil Young Center for the Terminally Screwed. Note to the attention of the Outré Division. Love, A |
Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS From: wysiwyg Date: 12 Sep 03 - 09:52 AM I think you will take this right.... if not, just revisit our better conversations... :~) My birthday wish for you is that the older you get, the less you know, but the wiser you be. ~Susan |
Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS From: Rustic Rebel Date: 12 Sep 03 - 09:21 AM Amos The invite to join the 'Erect Fossils'is extended to you. If you can't make it, I'll ask a stripper to dance one special one for you tonight! Where would you like your cupcake sent to? Have yourself a beautiful day Amos! Rustic |
Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS From: Amos Date: 12 Sep 03 - 09:06 AM Awww...sniff. You guys are SO much better than Miss Vining's 7th Grade Class....sniff. You guys are great! Thanks! A |
Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS From: Rapparee Date: 12 Sep 03 - 08:22 AM From the famous potato-filled fair fertile fields of Idaho, have a happy one! |
Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS From: Alba Date: 12 Sep 03 - 07:47 AM Happy Birth Day Amos. Hope your Year ahead is full of nothing but the Best that Life has to offer. Best Wishes from Northern Maine! JD |
Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS From: Raptor Date: 12 Sep 03 - 06:52 AM Have a better one than me! Raptor |
Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS From: gnu Date: 12 Sep 03 - 06:41 AM Me too. |
Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS From: Morticia Date: 12 Sep 03 - 04:01 AM Happy Birthday my friend....I hope it's a good 'un |
Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS From: alanabit Date: 12 Sep 03 - 03:35 AM Yes. Happy birthday Amos. |
Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS From: John MacKenzie Date: 12 Sep 03 - 03:26 AM Well well my little Santee, another year bites the dust huh. Obviously not being as exalted as Joe Offer, you're just having the one day......So.................................................... MANY HAPPY RETURNS OF THE DAY.............From.....BONNIE SCOTLAND Giok |
Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS From: The Pooka Date: 12 Sep 03 - 03:17 AM Well it's Friday now: Happy B'day, Mr. A. :) |