Subject: RE: BS: REALLY REALLY IMPORTANT POEM From: Paul from Hull Date: 29 Aug 01 - 05:14 PM Thanks, Metchosin ...all I knew of that 'Marching' one was Left, Left, I had a good job & I Left... |
Subject: RE: BS: REALLY REALLY IMPORTANT POEM From: Uncle_DaveO Date: 29 Aug 01 - 05:13 PM Toity poiple boyds Sittin' on d' coib Eatin' doity woims A-Choipin' and a-boipin' Dave Oesterreich |
Subject: RE: BS: REALLY REALLY IMPORTANT POEM From: Metchosin Date: 29 Aug 01 - 03:53 PM I think mice are rather nice Their tails are long Their faces are small They haven't any chins at all Their ears are pink Their teeth are white They run about the house at night They nibble things They shouldn't touch And no one seems to like them much But I think mice Are nice.
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Subject: RE: BS: REALLY REALLY IMPORTANT POEM From: Deda Date: 29 Aug 01 - 03:17 PM Another version, one my Granny used: Left, left, left my wife and Fourteen children The reason I left, I couldn't go right, right, Right from the country O-pie-jingles, left (back to first line) (Amos may remember this more clearly than I do?) It was supposed to work that you stepped on your left foot on left and right, right. I probably REALLY didn't need to explain that, duh....
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Subject: RE: BS: REALLY REALLY IMPORTANT POEM From: Metchosin Date: 29 Aug 01 - 03:09 PM Paul I remember a song when I was small something like: I saw Esau Sitting on a see-saw I saw Esau with my gal I saw Esau Sitting on a see-saw I saw Esau with my gal. When I saw Esau He saw me And I got so sore That I got a saw Oh I got a saw And I sawed Esau Off that old see-saw or something like that.... |
Subject: RE: BS: REALLY REALLY IMPORTANT POEM From: Uncle_DaveO Date: 29 Aug 01 - 02:55 PM Mudlark, here's a related "marching" poem I learned in my youth: LEFT, Dave Oesterreich |
Subject: RE: BS: REALLY REALLY IMPORTANT POEM From: JudeL Date: 29 Aug 01 - 01:41 PM One from my childhood: Ucky Wucky was a worm, Ucky Wucky liked to sqwirm got onto a railway line didn't see the train in time Ucky Wucky Jude |
Subject: RE: BS: REALLY REALLY IMPORTANT POEM From: Mudlark Date: 29 Aug 01 - 01:13 PM This is one my mom used to recite as she walked along Left, left, left my wife and 14 childeren, old grey man in a peanut stand, I think I did, left, left.... Right, right, right from the (something), hayfoot, slewfoot, right, right.... |
Subject: RE: BS: REALLY REALLY IMPORTANT POEM From: Paul from Hull Date: 28 Aug 01 - 11:10 PM This has reminded me of one I knew when I was a kid, though I feel sure there is more of it than this.......Anyone know? I saw Esau, sitting on a See-Saw, I saw Esau, & 'e saw me... |
Subject: RE: BS: REALLY REALLY IMPORTANT POEM From: Uncle_DaveO Date: 28 Aug 01 - 06:43 PM Deda said:
"One of Dorothy Parker's most famous:
"Men never make passes
"at girls who wear glasses." But to which I think it was Ogden Nash added: "And girls who are be-spectacled Dave Oesterreich
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Subject: RE: BS: REALLY REALLY IMPORTANT POEM From: Deda Date: 28 Aug 01 - 02:37 PM As I was sitting in a chair I knew the bottom wasn't there, Nor legs, nor back -- but I just sat Ignoring little things like that. (Don't know source.) One of Dorothy Parker's most famous: Men never make passes at girls who wear glasses. Another source unknown: A wonderful bird is the pelican His beak can hold more than his belly can. He can hold in his beak Enough food for a week! I wonder how in the hell 'e can.
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Subject: RE: BS: REALLY REALLY IMPORTANT POEM From: GUEST,Challis Date: 28 Aug 01 - 10:50 AM The Goldfish poem Does anyone know that please? Supposed to be very very short (and pithy or some such) Cheers and thanks, Hille |
Subject: RE: BS: REALLY REALLY IMPORTANT POEM From: CarolC Date: 28 Aug 01 - 05:17 AM The Mennonite cars Dance a slow ballet From the church To the distant countryside.
The dance snakes slowly |
Subject: RE: BS: REALLY REALLY IMPORTANT POEM From: Noreen Date: 13 Aug 01 - 08:03 PM First Aid in English, Bernard?! |
Subject: RE: BS: REALLY REALLY IMPORTANT POEM From: Bernard Date: 13 Aug 01 - 04:09 PM The elephant is a pretty bird She flits from bough to bough She makes her nest in the Rhubarb Tree And whistles like a cow... |
Subject: RE: BS: REALLY REALLY IMPORTANT POEM From: lady penelope Date: 13 Aug 01 - 03:56 PM The Tay the Tay best river on earth Goes past the ship yards every day And up and doon te Perth ( It's always got a bed for the night And it ai in touch wi the banks ) M. MacGonegal TTFN M'Lady P. |
Subject: RE: BS: REALLY REALLY IMPORTANT POEM From: GUEST Date: 13 Aug 01 - 11:33 AM refresh |
Subject: RE: BS: REALLY REALLY IMPORTANT POEM From: Steve Parkes Date: 13 Aug 01 - 03:25 AM Also atrrib. to McGonagle (but probably by Anon): The cow is a forlorn beast, There's nothing more forlorner, Standing in a field With a leg at every corner. Steve |
Subject: RE: BS: REALLY REALLY IMPORTANT POEM From: Bill D Date: 12 Aug 01 - 08:52 PM THE PLOVER AND THE CLOVER The Plover and the Clover can be told apart with ease, By paying close attention to the habits of the Bees, For En-to-molo-gists aver, the Bee can be in Clover, While Ety-molo-gists concur, there is no B in Plover. -- Robert Williams Wood
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Subject: RE: BS: REALLY REALLY IMPORTANT POEM From: GUEST,genie Date: 12 Aug 01 - 01:59 AM Ogden was a Yank, as I recall, so why would he write "parlour"? |
Subject: RE: BS: REALLY REALLY IMPORTANT POEM From: Crazy Eddie Date: 12 Aug 01 - 01:18 AM Algy met the bear, And the bear met Algy. The bear was bulgy, The bulge was Algy. |
Subject: RE: BS: REALLY REALLY IMPORTANT POEM From: Firecat Date: 11 Aug 01 - 04:52 PM You and your son have got taste Noreen, I'll say that! Which is your favoutir? Mine's Terrible Tudors or Angry Aztecs. |
Subject: RE: BS: REALLY REALLY IMPORTANT POEM From: Noreen Date: 11 Aug 01 - 03:00 PM Hi Firecat! Sausages made out of dog meat?! :0) Good books, those Horrible Histories, aren't they? My son bought them all as they came out, and I've used them in school too. Noreen |
Subject: RE: BS: REALLY REALLY IMPORTANT POEM From: 2feathers Date: 11 Aug 01 - 11:45 AM Fuzzy wuzzy wuz a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzy wuzzy wuzn't fuzzy Wuz he? Him has went Him has gone Him has left I all alone. Must I always go to he? Can't him never come to me? It can never was. My mom used to recite: Whose Izzy is he Is he yours or is he mine? I'm gettin' dizzy Watchin; Izzy all the time. |
Subject: RE: BS: REALLY REALLY IMPORTANT POEM From: lady penelope Date: 11 Aug 01 - 06:13 AM Title : - Meditations of a Tortoise Dozing under a Rosetree at Noon while a Dog scampers about and a Cuckoo calls from a distant Wood.
So far as I can see Soliloquy of a Tortoise on Revisiting the Lettuce Beds after an interval of one Hour while supposed to be sleeping in a clump of blue Hollyhocks.
One cannot have enough Night Thought of a Tortoise Suffering from Imsomnia on a Lawn.
The world is very flat By Dr E.V. Rieu.
My Mother had a flit gun Pam Ayres (To be read in a scottish accent )
I shot an arrow in the air
On yonder hill there stood a coo The Mad Maggonegal
TTFN M'Lady P. |
Subject: RE: BS: REALLY REALLY IMPORTANT POEM From: Crazy Eddie Date: 11 Aug 01 - 02:08 AM Little Spider the wall, You know you shouldn't be there at all. Can't you see the wall's been plastered? Get off the wall you dirty spider! THE FLY His maw is dead, His paw is dead, SPLAT! Now he's dead.
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Subject: RE: BS: REALLY REALLY IMPORTANT POEM From: Firecat Date: 10 Aug 01 - 07:30 AM Noreen, I recognised that one about the little pig, but I know it as Little dog I got it out of a book called Vile Victorians, by Terry Deary and illustrated by Martin Brown. It's part of the Horrible Histories series! |
Subject: RE: BS: REALLY REALLY IMPORTANT POEM From: RangerSteve Date: 09 Aug 01 - 08:42 PM THE CLAM: Esteemed by gourmets highly, it lives the life of Riley. While you're relaxing on the piazza, that's what you're as happy as a. O Nash, again. |
Subject: RE: BS: REALLY REALLY IMPORTANT POEM From: Bat Goddess Date: 09 Aug 01 - 04:50 PM Into love and out again Thus I am and thus I go Hold your tongue and stay your pen Well and bitterly I know All the songs were ev er sung All the words were ever said Could it be when I was young Someone dropped me on my head? (Dorothy Parker) Shipbored That line is the horizon lind. The blue above it is divine. The blue below it is marine. Sometimes the blue below is green. Sometimes the blue below is white Foreshadowing a windy night. Sometimes the blue above is grey Foreshadowing a cloudy day. Sometimes a drifting coconut Or albatross add color but The blue above is mostly blue. The blue below and I are too. (John Updike) I shot an arrow into the air I don't know how it fell or where But strangely enough at my journey's end I found it again in the neck of a friend. (Mad Magazine?) In seventeen hundred and seventy six A group of American mavericks Denounced the yoke of tyranny, The tax on stamps, the tax on tea. Our fathers felt that they were fit To tax themselves, and you'll admit They have done very well at it. (some magazine read when I was about 11, c. 1960) Bat Goddess |
Subject: RE: BS: REALLY REALLY IMPORTANT POEM From: paddymac Date: 09 Aug 01 - 09:34 AM Here's one I wrote after a few pints. A MODEST REVENGE ON KILMER If I should ever lucky be, I'd be a strapping, sapling tree, Where men and boys would stop to pee, And proudly say it's good for me. |
Subject: RE: BS: REALLY REALLY IMPORTANT POEM From: GUEST,frances Date: 08 Aug 01 - 03:58 PM shortest story in the world two hunters, one lion one hunter, one lion one lion |
Subject: RE: BS: REALLY REALLY IMPORTANT POEM From: jeffp Date: 08 Aug 01 - 01:53 PM A green little chemist On a green little day Mixed some green little chemicals In a green little way. The green little grasses Now tenderly wave O'er the green little chemist's Green little grave. jeffp |
Subject: RE: BS: REALLY REALLY IMPORTANT POEM From: The Walrus at work Date: 08 Aug 01 - 01:41 PM Alas for poor Johnny, For Johnny is no more, For what he thought was H20 Was H2SO4 But quickly up stepped Johhny's Dad, A Chemist, bright, was he, He swiftly dosed his young son up With CaCO3 I regret that I can't remember the last verse in which Jonny explodes (from generatd gas). Regards Walrus |
Subject: RE: BS: REALLY REALLY IMPORTANT POEM From: Kim C Date: 08 Aug 01 - 01:37 PM This was composed by my comrade Tammy, a member of my knitting guild:
A naughty knitter named Nelly *that's a big ol knittin needle, for those who don't knit |
Subject: RE: BS: REALLY REALLY IMPORTANT POEM From: Trapper Date: 08 Aug 01 - 01:22 PM Tarzan Tarzan through the air Tarzan rip his underwear Tarzan say, "Me no care Jane fix my underwear." Jane Jane through the air Jane rip her underwear Jane say, "Me no care Boy fix my underwear." Boy Boy through the air Boy rip his underwear Boy say, "Me no care Cheetah fix my underwear." Cheetah Cheetah through the air Cheetah rip his underwear Cheetah say, "Me no care Me no WEAR no underwear!" - Al |
Subject: RE: BS: REALLY REALLY IMPORTANT POEM From: Steve Parkes Date: 08 Aug 01 - 12:28 PM As I was letting down my hair I met a man who didn't care. He didn't care again today-- I love 'em when they get that way! Sure, deck your lower limbs in pants, Yours are the legs, my sweeting; You look divine as you advance ... But have you seen yourself retreating? (Ogden Nash again) In the well that Father built her Auntie fell; we must buy a filter. (Hilaire Belloc?) Lord [forgotten!] tried to fix the elctric light; It struck him dead, and serve him right! It is the duty of the wealthy man To give employment to the artisan. (Ditto--please offer corrections if poss.) Steve |
Subject: RE: BS: REALLY REALLY IMPORTANT POEM From: Lyrical Lady Date: 07 Aug 01 - 11:42 PM Another by Ogden Nash ... "To keep your marriage brimming With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it, Whenever you're right, shut up" Maybe it'll work ... who knows! LL |
Subject: RE: BS: REALLY REALLY IMPORTANT POEM From: GUEST,John Gray / Australia Date: 07 Aug 01 - 11:26 PM I think I've put this one up before, but I like it. I once had a little dog named Ben, Had nine arseholes, nearly ten, Wouldn't eat bread - wouldn't eat crust, But ate apple pie till he fuckin'near bust JG / FME
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Subject: RE: BS: REALLY REALLY IMPORTANT POEM From: Uncle_DaveO Date: 07 Aug 01 - 11:13 PM When I was a kidlet, in the late 30s, my aunt Lucille was fond of reciting this one, from HER childhood: Little Isaac Eisenheimer She would still sometimes recite this at family gatherings, up until her death in her 80s. Dave Oesterreich |
Subject: RE: BS: REALLY REALLY IMPORTANT POEM From: GUEST Date: 07 Aug 01 - 10:17 PM ...And Then the Prince Knelt Down and Tried to Put the Glass Slipper on Cinderella's Foot
I really didn't notice that he had a funny nose. By Judith Viorst |
Subject: RE: BS: REALLY REALLY IMPORTANT POEM From: Peter K (Fionn) Date: 07 Aug 01 - 05:02 PM LR, I remember Piet Hein's grooks with awe. They used to appear regularly in Punch sometime in the mid-60s. For instance: Just beyond perception's reach I vaguely seem to see That life is two locked boxes, each Wrapped round the other's key. And yet another from Spike, penned years before greenhouse gases had got on to the agenda: I saw a woman in Kensington Gore Take her Rolls-Royce to the grocer's store. All she bought was a dozen eggs. When I go shopping, I travel on legs. This one was accompanied by two sketches labelled WRONG and RIGHT. The first was a cardboard cut-out Roller of the conventionally wheeled variety, the second was another cut-out Roller, but this time fitted with four rotating lags, front and aft. Can't resist squeezing in just one more from Spike: As they placed the crown upon his head Prince Charles turned round and said "I suppose this means that mummy's dead?" |
Subject: RE: BS: REALLY REALLY IMPORTANT POEM From: Bernard Date: 07 Aug 01 - 04:46 PM Today I saw a little worm A-wriggling on his belly Perhaps he'd like to come inside And see what's on the telly?! |
Subject: RE: BS: REALLY REALLY IMPORTANT POEM From: Noreen Date: 07 Aug 01 - 04:40 PM Piggy on the railway Picking up stones, Along came an engine And broke piggy's bones. "Oh," said Piggy, "That's not fair!" "Ha!" said the engine driver, "I don't care!" |
Subject: RE: BS: REALLY REALLY IMPORTANT POEM From: Noreen Date: 07 Aug 01 - 04:22 PM Reading these keeps bringing back childhood poems such as Little pig |
Subject: RE: BS: REALLY REALLY IMPORTANT POEM From: Kim C Date: 07 Aug 01 - 02:00 PM Spaw! I haven't heard that one in eons!!!!! :-D |
Subject: RE: BS: REALLY REALLY IMPORTANT POEM From: Metchosin Date: 07 Aug 01 - 01:31 PM Last night I saw upon the stair A little man who wasn't there He wasn't there again today Oh how I wish he'd go away.
and
How I loves them little mousies |
Subject: RE: BS: REALLY REALLY IMPORTANT POEM From: Barbara Date: 07 Aug 01 - 12:01 PM "Little Willies" were common in the US back in the 20's and 30's maybe? I learned several from my parents and grandparents. Little Willie, dressed in sashes Fell in the fire and burnt to ashes After while the room grew chilly Because no one wanted to stir up Willie
Willie playing by the track
There's another varianton the train track theme whose last two lines are:
My mother's favorite: Little Willie's dead and gone And for silliness, I always liked this Robert Frost poem:
I stepped on the toe
Blessings, |
Subject: RE: BS: REALLY REALLY IMPORTANT POEM From: Bill D Date: 07 Aug 01 - 11:42 AM The turtle lives 'twixt plated decks, Which practically conceals it's sex. I think it clever of the turtle, In such a fix, to be so fertile. Odgen, of course |
Subject: RE: BS: REALLY REALLY IMPORTANT POEM From: LR Mole Date: 07 Aug 01 - 11:38 AM As to "parlour floor":my Readers' Encyclopedia says Ogden Nash was born in America, so I don't imagine he would have added that old-world "u" to parlor (or as we pronounce it around here,pahlla.) Piet Hein wrote a number of poems, called "Grooks". A fad at one time. And of a poet mentioned already, this from Dorothy Parker: I'd rather flunk my Wasserman test Than read a poem by Edgar A. Guest. |
Subject: RE: BS: REALLY REALLY IMPORTANT POEM From: GUEST Date: 07 Aug 01 - 11:24 AM My sister Lauras bigger than me And picks me up quite easily I cant lift her I've tried and tried She must have something heavy inside Spike Milligan |
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