Duel - MC Fat & Old Git

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Bassic
Date: 30 Jul 03 - 01:38 PM

"Basically we get away from the weekend tourists for a day......". Just be careful who you are calling a weekend tourist!! :-)

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Raggytash
Date: 30 Jul 03 - 12:08 PM

It is open to everyone Noreen including your good self, it is the one session of the week when we can guarantee that the assembled company is attentive to the singer/player and gives good order, that is not be say that a few ribald comments together with some innuendo do not fly about.
Basically we get away from the weekend tourists for a day, and most have gone home by Sunday teatime

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Noreen
Date: 30 Jul 03 - 12:02 PM

That sounds fun, O Raggy one (as does the bendy thing,, Mr Phat).

Can I come?

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: MC Fat
Date: 30 Jul 03 - 10:18 AM

Perhaps we can do the bendy thing as well !!!

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Raggytash
Date: 30 Jul 03 - 09:50 AM

My Liege, I was scouring the North Yorkshire Moors, they don't like being scoured they say it hurts but there you go, in addition to this my Lady has an aversion to Warkwick as she had serious damage caused to her several years ago by a drunken dancer who threw her and the dance floor but let go when she tumbled she broke her arm. Good thing that the person we were staying with was a consultant surgeon and he called in his friend the consultanat orthropaedic surgeon to tend to The Wombat. Pandemonium reigned in A & E.

Howver I disgress, On the Sunday on Whitby Folk Week for the past 2 years we have decamped to Glaisdale on the train for an afternoon session. The pub has altered, so I went in search of a larger establishment, the search however was in vain, so on the Sunday (17th) at approx 12.30 several of us will catch a train to Glaisdale, sing on the train there, much to the bemusement of the conductor who normally has an empty train, toddle up the hill to the pub, sing for about 3 hours and catch the train back to Whitby, again bemusing the conductor and the guard who he has brought along for potection from these mad singists

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: MC Fat
Date: 30 Jul 03 - 08:18 AM

Eeh nay Sir Raggy anyway why wern't thou at Warwick my leige and part of the bendy baloon rapper side ? and is you going to Beverley on sunday ?

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Raggytash
Date: 30 Jul 03 - 07:57 AM

Oui'd, Didn't know he was incontinent, didn't even know he'd left the country

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 30 Jul 03 - 06:10 AM

oui!!!

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: MC Fat
Date: 30 Jul 03 - 04:28 AM

fresh moi !!

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 29 Jul 03 - 09:09 AM

you are fresh enough MCFAT!!

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: MC Fat
Date: 29 Jul 03 - 06:40 AM

refresh

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: EBarnacle1
Date: 28 Jul 03 - 12:22 PM

It's clearly a matter on defending your honour, rather than rationality.

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 28 Jul 03 - 11:30 AM

just seen my lord MCFat at Warrick - I am a lady destroyed by his wandering arms and kisses. He hath another!!!! The fair Angela I believe she is called and he professed his love to her in front of me - how can he fight a duel over me whilst being in love with Angela and Big Bird?

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 25 Jul 03 - 12:02 PM

rollocks!

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: old git
Date: 25 Jul 03 - 09:43 AM

so doth me!

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Raggytash
Date: 25 Jul 03 - 09:39 AM

Me thinks, The lady doth protest too much

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 25 Jul 03 - 08:22 AM

well what a waste - I think it would be better if it were drunk than leaving it below - new sign required when leaving port make the red wine has been drunk!!

what do you mean old git - any port in a storm - you know me I only have to look at boats and crashing waves and I am seasick - not a chance of me venturing near one in a storm

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: EBarnacle1
Date: 25 Jul 03 - 12:46 AM

As it says on the little plaque on the steering station: When leaving port, make sure the red wine gets left below.

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: old git
Date: 24 Jul 03 - 01:46 PM

typical of the woman!
any port in a storm (or any other weather)

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 24 Jul 03 - 12:42 PM

Glad to see you are all enjoying yourselves!!

EBarnacle - I have missed you - bit like I missed the duel - are you well Is your good lady well? have you found the rest of the boat in any other skip yet?

whombhat - yes after The Lady Jude de Aefleda left with My lord Old Git we were about an hour discussing the merits of basket weaving classes and wandering over to the shower block and back. I seem to remember
being askked to dine chez vous - promise I wont take Lord Rags off to the tower

Anyway, It was your sire who had my hand - he dropped to one knee and despite wishful thinking that he might be prospective husband nuber 5 or 6 (I am losing track) he simply looked into my eyes - kised my hand and asked for some more cheese!!!!! ( I wondered why he wasnt eating the olives - now I know) I seem to remember my Lord Rags the promise of some port - did I miss it?

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: MC Fat
Date: 24 Jul 03 - 11:11 AM

I'm a shober as Oliver Reed my leige

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Raggytash
Date: 24 Jul 03 - 11:05 AM

James, Have you been on the holy water again?

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: MC Fat
Date: 24 Jul 03 - 10:11 AM

No Buggles did 'Video killed the Radio Star' some connection with Saddleworth there me thinks.

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Raggytash
Date: 24 Jul 03 - 10:10 AM

Trust someone from over the pond to say that .............



Eh Up Lads, what's he on about



Sorry, for our American cousin I will provide a translation

"Whatever does the chap mean"

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: EBarnacle1
Date: 24 Jul 03 - 09:50 AM

Not mangles, Muggles.

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Raggytash
Date: 24 Jul 03 - 08:31 AM

My Good Lady Matilda Wombat de Wraggetache and I have been known to DUO (as you put it Old Git) and even then she sounds like a Banshee caught in a combined harvester ............just thought I'd share that with you

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: MC Fat
Date: 24 Jul 03 - 07:54 AM

whts all this about Mangles ? didn't they have ahit with a song called 'Eternal Flame'

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: old git
Date: 23 Jul 03 - 07:14 PM

After that Wombat you'll have to challenge him to a duo!
and how does he know what a cat sounds like being dragged backwards through a mangle ....ish or otherwise.

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Raggytash
Date: 23 Jul 03 - 10:11 AM

Have a care my Good Lady Matilda Wombat, the Rabbit can sing a bit whereas you my good lady ..................sad to say ...........sound like a cat being dragged backwards through a mangle ........ish

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: GUEST,Wombat
Date: 23 Jul 03 - 09:56 AM

Oops, where did my message go!?!?

What I meant to say was:-

Lady Wrabbite - did it really take us an hour to cross the field of green and back, I think not, even though we did see the dawn.

I understnd what you mean about the electrical appliance know, its the computer. So what were you doing hold Lord Wraggy's hand? Did he know you were holding his hand? To the tower with you both, but separate ones obviously. Carry on like this my lady and there will have to be another duel!!!!!

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Raggytash
Date: 23 Jul 03 - 09:47 AM

That's my Fair Lady Matilda Wombat, informative as ever

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: GUEST,Wombat
Date: 23 Jul 03 - 09:44 AM

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: old git
Date: 23 Jul 03 - 09:30 AM

is "grassing me up" some kind of rural perversion
does it take place in a dyke?
and what has Dawn got to do with it?

the hairy ghoolie that I saw a picture of did not have an electrical appliance attached to it!!

I'm confused!   but then that's a normal state of affairs these days!!!! (oldtimers disease!)

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 22 Jul 03 - 11:06 PM

have you been grassing me up lord rags - it was supposed to be an aside just to you!!!! What were you doing letting your good lady read it?

You werent together all night cos I was with the Lady W for at least an hour as we watched the dawn appear over the camp

Wombat dont you remember the electrical appliance attached to the hairy ghoolie?

If he goes to the Tower does that mean we can be together ( MCFAT reckons I'm a dyke)

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Raggytash
Date: 22 Jul 03 - 11:23 AM

I fear Lady Wraggetache that the rabbit was with drink and has mistaken the events of the night with her other fantasies, she has one of me dressed as a Viking emerging from the waters at Whitby as you are aware. I too was lost with the mention of electrical appliances and as you know you and I were together ALL night

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: MC Fat
Date: 22 Jul 03 - 10:50 AM

Thought you were into basket weaving now my lady (pfnarr pfnarr)

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: GUEST,Wombat
Date: 22 Jul 03 - 10:35 AM

You dastardly wabbit, I though you was my friend! What's this about holding my Lord Bulstrode's hand? I don't remember dealing with electrical apparatus?

Any more of this sort of behaviour and Bulstrode Raggytash will be in the tower!

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: MC Fat
Date: 22 Jul 03 - 06:55 AM

They must be clearly £5 win my liege.

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Raggytash
Date: 22 Jul 03 - 06:49 AM

I have the slips already my Liege, consider it done

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: MC Fat
Date: 22 Jul 03 - 05:56 AM

A draw A draw (to be said in best Lady Bracknell fashion). MC FAT WUZ ROBBED T-Shirts will be on sale at Whitby please place your orders now a rematch must be arrange. Sir Kenneth de Brampton would be available for judging as he will attending. I think Lady Jude Alfleda marked us down (Raggy we didn't nobble her soon enuf) I think the best way of bribing Ken will be via the William Hill route.

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: old git
Date: 22 Jul 03 - 04:03 AM

we searched high and low but apparently you were sporting and displaying yourself in some unseemly manner at a local Hiring Fair!!!

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 22 Jul 03 - 02:30 AM

old git

you didnt even come to seek me out to see the duel knowing that I was exceedingly interested in the outcome

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: old git
Date: 21 Jul 03 - 08:23 PM

the woman is nothing but a strumpet and a tittle tattle!
At least a folding chair is a faithful companion and doesn't go a wandering when her sire is engaged in matters of state

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 21 Jul 03 - 03:45 PM

as for the 'other loose harlot of no little repute' be careful what you say about her as I understand she and the Lord Robin de Garside are having a liaison. another duel might be called for - shanties v ballads?

as for the original duel they have to have a rematch so I can see it!! However Little Legs Padget and I still have another 1335 kisses to go - the price a woman has to pay to get a draw result in a duel these days - so I may have to ask The Count of Stainsby , Kenneth the lover of little furry grass munchers to be judge

ASIDE
( my lord bulstrode - now that we are alone together perhaps we can organise more time alone - the time we spent hand in hand when the Lady Wombat was dealing with electrical appliances was such an exciting time it made my heart long for the time when we might pass the evening together at your castle!!

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 21 Jul 03 - 03:44 PM

actually my lord raggy methinks poisoned olives didst have some effect ( thanks for warning me in advance not to touch them) - or perhaps it was the half bottle of whisky- I noticed that during the evening he did keep dropping off to sleep with a big grin on his face - taking a folding chair to bed with him was another clue!!

He actually didnt wash it through with copious amounts of ale though he stuck to orange and solids on Sunday!!!

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Raggytash
Date: 21 Jul 03 - 09:15 AM

My Leige,
I am greatly sorrowed to report that our plan to use poison came to nought, I managed to enscounced the varlet in my tent, at my table, he had the audacity t0 bring the Fair Rabbit with him, and another loose harlot of no little repute. I attempted to fed him the poisoned olives but he was with drink and failed to take enough to perform the agreeable task of bringing his end. He was I am informed mightily ill on the Sabbath but rinsed the poison out of his system with copious amounts of ale.
I see his nerve has returned and he challenges a rematch, well I for one will as always be your faithful and loyal retainer.

Lord Bulstrode de Ragtache of Kirklees

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: old git
Date: 21 Jul 03 - 05:57 AM

I don't remember any nobbling
I must have been asleep! pity ---- I like a good nobble!!!
if anyone was robbed it was us
sounds like sour grapes
does this call for a rematch?

ps loved the cheese!

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 20 Jul 03 - 08:06 PM

I MISSED IT!!!

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Raggytash
Date: 20 Jul 03 - 06:21 PM

A Draw !!    ..............the Judges were nobbled ....We Wuz robbed !!

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: EBarnacle1
Date: 18 Jul 03 - 06:51 PM

Why are shelves invited? Is it a new perversion?