BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: khandu
Date: 14 Sep 06 - 07:24 PM

Exactly.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST
Date: 14 Sep 06 - 06:11 PM

I agree. F#CK RUDENESS.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: khandu
Date: 14 Sep 06 - 05:21 PM

"Dueling for Peace", hmmm....has a ring to it, like "Dialing for Dollars".

My entourage is looking into the possibility that dueling can be considered rude. If so, I must demand that you duelers cease at once as rudeness won't be tolerated on this thread.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST, Phoenix
Date: 14 Sep 06 - 02:55 PM

We on the 'Will this thread ever bring world peace?' thread are in on this duel to 300. We may be small, but our heart is big. I know it's not technically a duel then (a truel perhaps?), but we're in anyway - for the sake of world peace.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: khandu
Date: 13 Sep 06 - 10:29 PM

Yes, yes! Rudeness is a no-no on this thread and anywhere else!!! Anyone caught being rude on this thread will have to suffer the unpleasant consequences, which shall be determined at a later date.

Got that, you idiot bastards?

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST
Date: 13 Sep 06 - 09:50 PM

But of course we will reach our goal first. 85 billion? Give me a break - and please don't come in here and be rude like that. Not too appealing.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 13 Sep 06 - 08:56 PM

I am not going to post to this thread as my sentiments in the 5000 posts versus 85 billion posts mini-duel lean toward the 85 billion posts thread. Posting here would further add to the slight lead this thread already enjoys an would, thusly, be contrary to my own preferences in the matter.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: khandu
Date: 13 Sep 06 - 08:10 PM

This thread has become too controversial, too heated, too vulgar and too slow. Due to its controversy, heat, vulgarity and speed, I must ask the Powers That Be to immediately move this thread ahead to 4987 posts.

If they do not comply, I will tell The Shambles to deal with them!

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 13 Sep 06 - 04:42 PM

This thread is a flippin' joke, eh? First of all it was started by the that fliphead, Little Hawk. Ha! The guy don't play no good electric music at all, just dumb acoostik folk stuff. Second of all it was done so's he could get in bed with Winona-flippin'-Ryder! She ain't so hot, eh? If he was aimin' for Shania Twain then I could see it. Third of all he expects to get Winona for a flippin' lousy 5,000 posts!!! What a moron. 50,000 would be more realistic, eh? I bet she wouldn't even do him for that many! Ha! Ha! She'd do me though. I betcha for free too! Fifth of all this stupid thread crawls like a sick worm and it's losin' ground to MY majorly cool and deadly thread which aims for 85 BILLION posts. I think BIG, eh? I will be able to lay any chick in the flippin' WORLD when my thread reaches 85 BILLION. Count on it. I am the Man.

- Shane

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST,KB
Date: 13 Sep 06 - 04:41 PM

I'm only doing this to help Little Hawk. I was reading Don Quixote last night.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST,Anonymous guest
Date: 13 Sep 06 - 03:30 PM

We on the 85 billion thread (mainly me) challenge you of the 5000 to a 'mini duel' in the way to our respective goals. First one to 300. Are you up to the challenge or is it too much for you? If so, may the best thread win.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST
Date: 12 Sep 06 - 08:56 PM

Does anyone realize that the 85 billion post is catching up to us - fast!

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST
Date: 12 Sep 06 - 08:52 PM

Excuse me?

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Fergie
Date: 11 Sep 06 - 11:46 AM

"Guest" you have been warned before. If I find any more of your inane, purile and EMPTY posts again they will be deleated. THIS is your FINAL warning
Fergus

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST
Date: 11 Sep 06 - 05:56 AM

Two hundred and sixteen.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST,Partridge
Date: 10 Sep 06 - 12:36 PM

just a lttle help

pat x

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: khandu
Date: 07 Sep 06 - 08:31 PM

We are closing in on the 5000 mark!!!

k

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: John on the Sunset Coast
Date: 06 Sep 06 - 09:39 PM

Only 4787 messages to go.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST
Date: 06 Sep 06 - 05:51 AM

212

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST,I was there at the beginning man
Date: 31 Aug 06 - 04:25 PM

I think it's about time the 5000 post thread and the 85 billion post thread buried the hatchet and unites to ensure the success of both. What do you say 5000ers? (please respond in the 85 billion thread - thanks)

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST,KB
Date: 31 Aug 06 - 04:14 PM

I hear you LH. You are truly a gentleman. She will be lucky to have you.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 31 Aug 06 - 03:36 PM

Guest, KB, the reason why I post here only rarely (usually in response to something someone said that I feel should be answered) is that otherwise I would be "packing the ballot box" in an illegitimate fashion, and one does not do that when embarked upon a sacred quest. If I am to ever reach my Holy Grail, Winona Ryder, it must be done honestly! It has to happen not through my crass manipulation of the process, but by the inevitable unfolding of a will and purpose greater than my own.

Otherwise it shouldn't happen at all.

Comprende? ;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Bill D
Date: 31 Aug 06 - 03:34 PM

hey...I got a Dodge that IS a Dodge! Moby Van, we call it.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Ebbie
Date: 31 Aug 06 - 03:32 PM

I once owned a Dodge Dart.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 31 Aug 06 - 03:29 PM

Dodgy posts? I beg your pardon! No Dodges have posted to this thread! There may have been some Dodge owners to post here, but no Dodges. I myself have owned a 1966 Dodge van, a 1961 Dodge Seneca, a 1976 Dodge Aspen, a 1981 Dodge van, a 1993 Dodge Spirit, and a 1995 Dodge Dakota pickup. That may well qualify me as the Dodgyist person here. Then again, it may not.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST,KB
Date: 31 Aug 06 - 11:38 AM

So is this dodgy? Will this be deleted? I don't think we want to get into that...

LH, I am curious why you have stopped posting. I thought you were on a quest.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Fergie
Date: 31 Aug 06 - 09:21 AM

In my previous posting above, I calculated that the magic number would be achieved on 28th December 2016. This posting is a timely adjustment just to keep my prediction on track. Thank you for your indulgence. I will check again on 8th December and if further adjustment is required I will intervene as needed. Please do not get overenthusiastic because I would hate to have to delete some of your postings (especially some of those dodgy ones signed GUEST.)
Fergie

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST
Date: 31 Aug 06 - 08:41 AM

TSK TSK TSK...............................

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST
Date: 29 Aug 06 - 05:23 AM

8 days without a post??????????????? Well THIS needs to be corrected eh?

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 21 Aug 06 - 05:01 PM

Well, that is a respectable number. 200. I like the sound of that. But it's only another milestone on the long, arduous journey to Winona.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST
Date: 21 Aug 06 - 04:33 PM

TWO HUNDRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST
Date: 21 Aug 06 - 04:33 PM

OK OK I can't help myself I have to do this..........................................(scroll down to the next post)

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Mark "Tune-up" Blair
Date: 21 Aug 06 - 09:56 AM

198 posts in 68 days. You should reach 5000 posts by about September 14th, 2011.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST,KB
Date: 18 Aug 06 - 10:20 AM

Hmmm....   I may have to rethink. I am too invested, emotionally, in the 85 Billion post to walk away, but that doesn't mean I should rain on someone else's parade. You get those 5,000 posts and I am glad to lend a hand. If it means LH and Winona get together, all the better. I know GUEST, Visitor says this won't help, but will it hurt? If not, then I say "God Speed" 5,000 Post folks.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST, Visitor
Date: 18 Aug 06 - 04:42 AM

I'm a good friend of Winona's and she has informed me that she is only interested in dating people committed to the 85 billion thread. You've not done yourself any favours Little Hawk but it's not too late to make amends. A bit of humble pie should do it. MTTBWU

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST
Date: 17 Aug 06 - 08:36 PM

Here here!!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 Aug 06 - 07:22 PM

Whaddya MEAN, a "menial effort"? This thread isn't merely about reaching a damn number! This thread is about getting me and Winona Ryder together, and there is NO cause nobler than that! None I tell you! We don't need your steenkin' 85 Billion nonsense! Who cares about a number? This is about Winona, not a number!

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Peace
Date: 17 Aug 06 - 06:02 PM

This thread will be subsumed by the 85 billion thread. Corporatism at work.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST, I was there at the beginning man
Date: 17 Aug 06 - 05:43 PM

There could be T shirts on offer with the 85 Billion thread. Can't say anymore - said too much already.

KB, I'm sure if the kind folks on the 5000 thread take a look at the 85 Billion thread all will become clear. They may even want to come over to us.

Can anyone remove my two posts from this thread, I don't want to encourage it either.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Peace
Date: 17 Aug 06 - 03:40 PM

Me two.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST,KB
Date: 17 Aug 06 - 03:39 PM

Why waste your time on a such a menial effort? Aim high. Come over to the 85 Billion thread. We have a clubhouse. Well, not a clubhouse really, more like a club. No, not a club, exactly. Kind of a tacit understanding of future rewards. But you have to be one of the first 100 posters to get in on it. Well, not really, you could use someone else's spare post. Could you explain it IWTATBM? It was your idea after all.

Anyway, my heart lies with the 85 Billion thread, therefore I refuse to post in this thread.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Ebbie
Date: 17 Aug 06 - 02:31 PM

Slow and steady will do it.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST, I was there at the beginning man
Date: 17 Aug 06 - 01:02 PM

Nope, not while the 85 billion thread still has breath in it. Give up now it's a hopeless case!

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Slag
Date: 17 Aug 06 - 02:54 AM

Is "Skipy" pronounced like the peanut butter or like "Sky-pee"? Is it smashed goobers or rain?

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST
Date: 16 Aug 06 - 06:55 PM

186

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST
Date: 12 Aug 06 - 07:44 AM

One hundred and eighty-five. We've been at this since June 11. Any calculations on when 5000 will hit?

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Slag
Date: 12 Aug 06 - 01:57 AM

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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Aug 06 - 08:17 PM

If it concerns Winona, I would prefer being "in", yes. As opposed to "out".

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Slag
Date: 11 Aug 06 - 05:24 PM

The "IN" Rapture, of course. You don't want to be left out.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Aug 06 - 12:25 PM

Which Rapture are we talking about exactly, Slag?